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Friend gave me a sourcebook because he wants me to run a game with it and look at this bullshit
Made a daily affirmations mirror
I found a promotional cassette tape from the mouthwash brand scope to sing away the morning blues.
As far as I'm concerned this is the only thing he ever did. golden crispy, bad guys are history.
Just when I thought there isn't enough Dane Cook, I find a DVD full of further failures
Pokémon episode we watched today had a "Slowly I turn, step by step" gag but it was Team Rocket attempting to escape a situation and not the original gag, which was a trigger phrase that causes a man to fly into a violent rage
I am available for your podcasts.
Knowing that every single thing going on is turbofucking the supply chain (often on top of the prima facie evil itself) is incredibly cursed knowledge, like a cross between Cassandra and the Sword of Damocles so naturally i was compelled to make this:
IT GUY WHO POSTS ON GRUNTSTYLE FB: Valhalla awaits us brothers ACTUAL ARMY GRUNT: what’s up TikTok it’s your boy Jesse27 today I’m doing the cinnamon challenge in my asshole ACTUAL SPECOPS GUY: (lying burned and dead in his car from a heroin deal gone wrong)
Apples from Eckharts
Getting up to some bullshit
Also what's the T-shirt etiquette for this? Is it like where you don't wear the band's shirt to their gig?
I don't know if I'm gonna be the only old guy in the theater or if it's gonna be a theater full of old guys
Now that's a Savers find
Nick Fuentes noticed there's a lot of tall buildings with clear lines of sight around him
Instead of news, you could listen to the latest Dad Chat with Max Brallier. He wrote the movie VFW and the series The Last Kids on Earth and he's constantly having to make sure he kppes his zombies grounded in reality hellofawaytodie.libsyn.com/dadchat-with...
Hey @nytimes.com I will explain this post to you for $500 bsky.app/profile/sara...
Think I can get a job explaining memes to news reporters. Been around long enough to know the originals, terminally online enough to keep up with the current ones. Salary demand $175,000 cash
It's always funny when Christian invoke a pagan afterlife because it cooler then theirs. Host of heavenly choir praising God for eternity? Sounds pretty sus
We have successfully gotten my child to stop asking about roblox after telling her it's full of creeps. Her screen time now is mostly playing pokemon and reading My Little Pony comics on Libby and I think it's gonna be what keeps her normal
The most troop things to get in trouble for. A drunk captain, a pot head, someone burning hight/weight records, losing sensitive items, shit talking the sergeant, and dropping a sick diss track
4chan government for 4chan problems
I don't think the Viking warriors are gonna let in a podcaster, my man
Had a lot of drug use issues too. Maybe he'd still be with us if narcan was easier to get hold of in 1945
Hitler never killed anyone personally and unalived himself in a bout of self harm.
I've been on the internet for thirty years and let me tell you, if anything we're being nice about it
You got it
Who knows what you do with this?
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We've deployed our best podcasters
I'm not a DC reader but I feel like glorifying political violence has been on their pages once or twice
I feel there's a skewing of the data here since the Marines aren't really a branch of their own, they're under the Navy
I've been working remote for ten years, they're lucky if I have pants on in the office at all
It's pants weather again and I couldn't be happier. No more shorts, put the gams away!
Fondly remembering my time as a home brewer (making prison wine in Iraq) taskandpurpose.com/military-lif...
The great @whatahellofawaytodad.com wrote a great piece on Millennium Challenge for @taskandpurpose.com a couple years ago. taskandpurpose.com/news/milleni...
How was the movie? I read the book back in high school and I remember really liking it
Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead
I'm perfectly happy being proven wrong! I didn't even challenge the guy, just asked to see what they're reading
You're gonna sell thin crust pizza with wisconsin cheese on it in St. Louis of all places?
I have not read official reports. So far it seems like it was a rooftop shot from 150 yards. Do you have something else to look at?
You can only see this if you visit the Precious Moments chapel in Western Missouri, which I highly suggest because there's a great steakhouse attached to a rodeo and you can have dinner and watch kids practice their roping skills
Honestly couldn't ask for better conditions. Good silhouette, target stationary, shooting downwards and clear lines of sight.
Fun fact: There is no Precious Moments 9/11 figurine because they already got yelled at for their Oklahoma City Bombing figurine
You don't need to be a sniper to hit a target at 200 meters. All soldiers are trained to shoot out to 300 meter distances with basic iron sights. And a large chunk of troops are just as pissed off at the right wing as everyone else
When the big boss directly tells me to take control of the queue by any means necessary
What's more offensive, the overall branding or the assertion that thin crust pizza is the patriotic choice?
Borderlands is so hit and miss. My daughter really loved playing Tiny Tina with me though
HUMAN artists, use only one #art piece to convince people to follow you!
This is not how I wanted to spend Patriot's Day
Apparently things haven't gotten bad enough yet, I'll check in another month
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Caught this bee having a snooze
Why do you hate gundams?
Local indoor ranges are usually 25 yards long, but there are some ranges that go out to 50-100 yards. You'd need a big chunk of land to be practicing at anything beyond 100 yards. You can use smaller targets to simulate the distance but it's not the same as shooing 200+ yards
You know we haven't gotten confirmation yet? I can hear the American propaganda machine belching and grinding to write the announcement
As your internet lawyer I advise you to keep it in the group chat for the next 48 hours
Think Conservatives are starting to question their policy of "let every person have a gun and see what happens"?
Oh wow I saw the video. He's not coming back from that one
I know I have my fingers crossed www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Naming the book "A better world is possible"
I love the shake bags. Please just give me the floor sweepings, that all my body can handle.
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It's in a sandwich bag, but not the kind with the ziplock, the kind you have to fold over
We've been having this discussion about using other people's art. My daughter likes to take art from the internet and recolor it, which she makes sure to say when sharing with her friends. But at what point can you say something is yours to sell?
A new dispensary called Dad Weed. It sells only prerolls and the shwaggiest trimmings we can find for you to break apart on a CD jewel case. Everything is in generic white bags that just say WEED on the front.
I gotta start a calendar for all these movie releases
Some super cool stuff I got for the kid from @whatahellofawaytodad.com !!
I gotta get across the river, this place is insane
Kansas City (and Jackson County) had its single democratic rep stolen by the republican party state dictatorship yesterday and it hardly made the news. To turn our district red, republicans redistricted KC residents to share a representative with people who live 3 hours away.
Personnel borne Improvised explosive device. A suicide bomber
Apparently it's pretty easy to get within PBIED range of the president?
Weird sentences keep happening
My wife @cravescavesgraves.bsky.social makes these chill pills. What color combos should we use? I want people to be able to buy their happy meds
For a limited time, we have the cat nip toys back in stock. Limited because these doobies are fluff aged with catnip for weeks before it's stuffed in there. Hours of entertainment for you and your cat when you're both stoned whatahellofawaytodad.com/products/cat...
Early release of my episode with @dinfontay.com on politics and booze. We discuss teatottling republicans, the diminishing drinks market, and pairing Bapple with the McRib. Episode will be on the main feed in October, but you can listen early today by signing up www.patreon.com/posts/drinks...
He is right, I do have an artisanal catnip infused stuffing process that involves beechwood aged barrels. Jk it's Ziploc bags.
For a limited time, we have the cat nip toys back in stock. Limited because these doobies are fluff aged with catnip for weeks before it's stuffed in there. Hours of entertainment for you and your cat when you're both stoned whatahellofawaytodad.com/products/cat...
You know those bad jobs numbers? Turns out they had to lie to get them looking that good
Like a Dr. Who special when they get multiple doctors together, but this time it's a wormhole that slams together Agamus, Liquidator Brunt, Shran, and three Weyons onto one planet with Pike and Spock
When will Jeffrey Combs be in Strange New Worlds? They've had a holodeck episode, a Vulcan episode, now they need a Combs episode
Should have waited to get the airplane bribe first before letting Israel shit the bed. Just bad deal making all around
This is the first time I've found the Ed face unsettling. Thank you
When the ghost does an oopy floop and flops the floor
I saw a guy toss a piss bottle (closed) at some kids being really shitty and they threw the piss bottle back (open). Those kids were hilarious
National guard would do better if they adapted the tactics we had in Iraq of throwing cheap candy and stuffed animals at the kids hucking rocks at the MRAP
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What's a podcast but a pointless numbers station?
Honestly I don't know if I could pull it off, but Rahm is certainly someone I can try it out on if this is legit
Weve got the heart of Chicago politics in the palm of our hand
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