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Stephanie Wheatley

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Teacher, student, optimist, pessimist, realist, Enneagram 5, INTJ, sports fan, Broadway nut, Middle East scholar, fan of democracy, enemy of Christian Nationalism, animal lover, and cat mom

created September 19, 2023

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This is actually kind of a nice change of pace for me. My US Government kids are watching "Hamilton" right now. 4 classes In. A. Row. I mean, I love it and all, but...that's a LOT. #hatm

15/9/2025, 12:14:16 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kristen Kobes Du Mez would agree. "Jesus and John Wayne" is a fabulous book. #hatm

15/9/2025, 12:08:23 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meet my viewing companion this evening. Her name is River and she's 3 weeks old today. I rescued her and her sister from a friend's backyard. I had to separate them because of inappropriate sucking, and she's had 2 butt baths today. It's obviously a terrible awful life. #hatm

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15/9/2025, 12:06:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I actually mostly hate Westerns. #hatm

15/9/2025, 12:01:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1. The Worst Hard Time about the Dust Bowl. 2. All the movies I want aren't available to stream, but the MINUTE "Paradise Now" is available again, I'm storming the castle. 3. I grilled a bunch of chicken tonight. Plenty to eat the rest of the week now too. #hatm

14/9/2025, 11:48:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is Jessica Vosk talking about the "No Fly" #hatm youtu.be/ICgq7AJJNMU?...

11/8/2025, 2:37:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cherry picker encased in black fabric. When it doesn't work, it's a "no fly" show. The stories of those are just legendary. #hatm

11/8/2025, 2:35:43 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She was singing Idina's battle cry at the end to start, but Stephen Schwartz told her to make it her own. She just NAILED. IT. #hatm

11/8/2025, 2:34:16 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#hatm

11/8/2025, 2:32:42 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And now, the trailer for "Wicked: For Good": youtu.be/f-cpHU0LSbQ?...

11/8/2025, 2:31:45 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of these extra "Unlimiteds" to give us a look at what everyone else is doing when they hear that Elphaba is "wicked." #hatm

11/8/2025, 2:29:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elphaba's hero origin moment.... #hatm

11/8/2025, 2:28:12 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Defying Gravity just hits different when it's being sung (to perfection, BTDubs) by a Black woman. #hatm

11/8/2025, 2:21:09 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This message from Morrible....How crushing for Elphaba. #hatm

11/8/2025, 2:17:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really? The pacing is pretty similar on Defying Gravity between stage and d screen. #hatm

11/8/2025, 2:16:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Give me my leg!" This improv line brought to you by Ariana Grande who insisted it be in the movie because she made Cynthia break when she said it. #hatm

11/8/2025, 2:15:37 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"You have no real power!" Such a betrayal for Elphaba. #hatm

11/8/2025, 2:10:58 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Michelle Yeoh played Morrible as a supportive mentor...right up until the gloves came off and she revealed herself as a villain. So. Good. #hatm

11/8/2025, 2:09:21 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll be doing a podcast on that scene when the time comes.... #hatm

11/8/2025, 2:04:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's in Act II. #hatm

11/8/2025, 2:02:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"The Wizard will see you now!" Excluded from the first script which caused Ariana to riot, and finally voiced by Stephen Schwartz. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:54:31 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really like the "passing the torch" element of Idina and Kristin's cameos. Also, the woman who says "He can read it! He must be a wizard." is Winnie Holzman, who wrote the book for the musical and the script for the movie. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:53:00 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently, Cynthia and Ariana DEMANDED these cameos. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:50:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cameo alert!! INCOMING! #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:48:22 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even the title is spoilery. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:45:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her "I'm Here" is DIVINE!! #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:45:24 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That train is real, too. No CGI there. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:43:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It HAS to be in the movie. Nessa's character arc isn't complete without it. But the song was deemed too spoilery to put on the cast recording. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:42:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope. It's in Act II. I hear it will be on the soundtrack, though it's not on the cast recording. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:40:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My cats are so pissed right now. It's dinner time, but I'm letting them starve to watch Wicked. All seve of them are in the living room, staring at me. Joey's about to prove that, like Elphaba, he does cause commotions; he is one. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:38:01 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two of my favorite lines are in this scene: "I don't cause commotions; I am one." "Excuse me. There is no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow." #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:34:43 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But then cub in the bike basket and Toto in the bike basket.... #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:33:13 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's one line from this scene that was deleted and it irritates me more than any of the other lines that were omitted: when Professor Nikidik says (on stage), "All around us one hears the silence of progress." #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:31:24 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stephen Schwartz has said he would like to see thos extended "Popular" ending make its way to Broadway. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:27:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm curious. How are they different for you? #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:25:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Froat" was an Ariana Grande improv. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:24:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I saw Wicked in San Antonio in...2008 (maybe??), Elphie and Galinda gave each other the giggles during "Popular." The orchestra had to riff for, like, two or three minutes while they got it together. It was great! #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:22:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"That might be your secret, Elphaba, but that doesn't make it true." That was likely the first time anyone told Elphaba that. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:20:29 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The queer coding is REAL. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:18:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The tear and Ariana's "It's okay" slay me every time. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:15:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But then we don't get the wave. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:14:06 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On stage, this scene plays for laughs. It almost has to to be legible to folks in the balcony. The raw emotion and vulnerability here make this scene so much better and more impactful. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:12:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh boy....Everyone get out the tissues. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:09:51 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"In my personal opinion, you do not have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong; I doubt you will." 🤣🤣 #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:09:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right before this scene with Morrible, the cast had a big party to celebrate Michelle Yeoh's Oscar win. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:08:37 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So...Animals are good enough to entertain at the Ozdust Ballroom, but not attend as patrons. Giving BIG pre-Civil Rights era America vibes. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:06:37 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Galinda mispronounces it as "Biq." #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:04:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ariana's delivery on "I'd give it away, but I don't hate anyone that much" gives me So. Much. Kristin Chenoweth. #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:04:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also...all sorts of foreshadowing in "Dancing Through Life" about all of the friends of Dorothy to come later.... #hatm

11/8/2025, 1:00:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Ozdust Ballroom is the biggest (and best) change from the stage show. It GUTTED me the first time I saw it. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:59:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jonny Bailey was filing this, Bridgerton, and Fellow Travelers at the same time. He basically learned all of this choreography on planes between sets. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:57:34 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The book place. Rare books and so e medium rare. It's so damn good. So...the tornado wheel, as they call it, was practical. And cost a fortune, apparently, in insurance since one wrong move could seriously injure a dancer. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:55:24 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That horse is the same horse Jonathan Bailey used in "Bridgerton." His request. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:50:53 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think this scene does "Something Bad" way more justice than in the musical. It helps--again--flesh out the Animal storyline. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:48:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caissie Levy, who played the mother, is a former Elphaba. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:46:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's just So. Charming. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:45:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eh. I think here, she's young and impressionable. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:43:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is Peter Dinklage, by the way, voicing Dr. Dillamond. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:42:57 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost, but not yet. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:40:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love the added foreshadowing of Galinda and Elphaba fencing during "What is This Feeling?" Fallen house scene, anyone? #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:39:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She goes on quite a journey here. I love the redemption angle of it--especially once we get to the Ozdust Ballroom. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:38:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She started at the lowest part of Shiz and ascended. It wasn't accidental. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:36:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So. Good. The West End revival was on PBS not long ago. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:33:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The two guys who host the "Sentimental Men" podcast ask every Elphaba they interview if they are a Wizard and I, Defying Gravity, or No Good Deed Elphaba. Most of them can't stand The Wizard and I. Who wants an 11 o'clock number 5 minutes into your performance? #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:31:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It also keeps Elphaba blind to Morrible's real motives. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:29:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah...His lines are fantastic. And almost all improvs. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:28:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This part was what she was most nervous about: having to sing with Cynthia and Ariana. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:27:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Winnie Holzman does know how to turn a phrase in this. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:25:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marissa Bode did that stunt herself, BTW. Bad ass. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:23:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Michelle Yeoh is such a fantastic Madame Morrible. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:22:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear Old Shiz is. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:21:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. This is much more a representation of the musical. Also, Jon M. Chu insisted that everything on set be accessible for Marissa Bode who plays Nessa...including her trailer. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:20:29 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I live that this scene took a throwaway song meant to allow Galinda a costume change on stage and really helped provide more depth to these characters. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:18:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Animals are all, obviously CGI, but I LOVE the practical sets. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:15:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Shiz University set was also practical, not CGI. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:14:26 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I took a friend to see the movie. She was shocked that a Black actress had never played Elphaba full time (until Lencia Kebede, who is in the role now). #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:12:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not really. There are a lot of plot points that get more fleshed out here (like this childhood memory). Also, Elphaba's dad is an asshole. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:10:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First big departure from the musical: on stage, the midwife is an antelope. Dulcibear is a new addition, as is the extended look into Elphaba's childhood (with powers that are not shown on stage). #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:09:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It isn't even true here. Ariana Grande does a fantastic job of conveying Glinda's mixed feelings during this scene. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:06:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of this first scene (the tulips and Munchkinland) is practical. No CGI (except Glinda's bubble). They planted 9 million tulips for that opening shot. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:04:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mystery #1 of the evening: who's on the horse? #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:01:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No! I HATE Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals. #hatm

11/8/2025, 12:00:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The two tattoos in question. The first one is a memorial tattoo for Fiyero, my grumpy old man cat who died in February. The lyrics along the side are from "For Good:" ...like a handprint on my heart... The 2nd one I got in 2007(ish??) because I am Elphaba. #hatm

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10/8/2025, 11:59:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eww....Phantom? Really? #hatm

10/8/2025, 11:55:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOTS of folks haven't seen the musical. Hence, the question. #hatm

10/8/2025, 11:54:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1) I have two "Wicked" related tattoos. What do you think? 2) Pork tenderloin and broccoli cauliflower salad. #hatm

10/8/2025, 11:53:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, "Wicked" superfans who have seen the musical....How are we feeling about spoilers for Act II/"Wicked: For Good" during #hatm tonight? I know we'll probably have some folks who aren't familiar with the whole story. My plan is to simply say something is a setup for Act II and leave it at that.

10/8/2025, 11:51:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man...we should watch my favorite musical EVERY Sunday for #hatm. I have been massively productive today to I can enjoy tonight and still be ready to go to work tomorrow. "Wicked" really is witchcraft!

10/8/2025, 10:03:18 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUDG...

10/8/2025, 1:53:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, #HATM friends...If you need something to tide you over before tomorrow night's "Wicked" extravaganza, here are the links to the Sentimental Men podcasts with Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo from last fall during the press tour for the first movie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rzc...

10/8/2025, 1:53:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two words: Ozdust Ballroom. #hatm

10/8/2025, 12:58:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can tell you and I are going to be So. Hype. for this. I love it.

5/8/2025, 1:47:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you serious?!? How much do I love you right now, @herberthistory.bsky.social? #hatm

4/8/2025, 11:05:25 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, #hatm fam--Sorry I can't join you tonight, but there's the small matter of my Thunder in game 7 of the NBA Finals, so....

23/6/2025, 1:47:55 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is the orangest damn orange cat--except he doesn't share the one orange brain cell; he hoards brain cells to plot world domination. But he is also the snuggliest little devil. I've had him since he was 3 weeks old. #hatm

16/6/2025, 1:09:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what passes (pretty easily, mind you) for bonkers in my house. That's Cheeto. And that's a Brand. New. Loaf of bread. He absconded with it from the fridge while I was putting groceries away and took it to my bedroom on the other side of the house. F-ing Cheeto. #hatm

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16/6/2025, 1:06:22 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a cat named Loki should be....Wishy is predictable, and I laugh at her all the time because her hisses don't scare me. Like, at all. #hatm

16/6/2025, 12:59:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wishy B will let me pet her, but usually only when she's on the bed. And after hissing at me a couple of times. And I can't pick her up without bloodshed...mine; not hers. Getting her to the vet is an adventure. But she my girl and I love her. #hatm

16/6/2025, 12:54:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to volunteer with a neonatal kitten rescue. We themed the names of litters. Some habits are hard to break. Funshine is the siamese, and Wishy B is the tuxedo (Mama obviously got around). Wishy B's still a *little* bit feral. #hatm

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16/6/2025, 12:49:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also have his sister, Wish Bear. Cheer Bear and Friend Bear went to rescue when they were tiny little Care Bears. #hatm

16/6/2025, 12:43:54 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view