Trespace!
Trespace!
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Maybe Gonzo can be *your* statistician!
But do you have your own statistician?
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This might be good data for the calmer collar company.
Gonzo does not need an Apple Watch since he has @kelskels06.bsky.social to monitor his moods and behavior.
What about Momb and Dade? I imagine they may need them on days when Gonzo is particularly feisty.
I'm really excited independent streaming platforms are popping up. Gives me hope when Amazon loses interest in Twitch that we won't lose the collective experience.
Why are you so dismissive? Do you think Sandal is oblivious to what is going on in the world? Very condescending!
That’s great to hear! I was assuming it was gone long since.
It’s almost impossible to keep up with all of Gonzo’s crimes on a daily basis. Happy statsiversary!
I hope they stuck that sh*t up with Command strips.
Torgo for President: He will serve the American people as faithfully as he served The Master.
I demand to see the full version!
You must read really fast!
Probably under it.
NOOD!
I had a question come up and it's a good one, so I thought I would do a quick thread: We often see silent movie footage that is battered, decayed and smeary but what did these films look like to their original audience. And the answer is... it depends!
Ha ha “You Rube!“ I make that typo often. YouRube could be a very entertaining video channel.
At the very least it will bring up his average for the year, which should help with Sandor.
More like a biting. The very idea would terrify him.
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Maybe it’s similar to a staycation?
I think a lot of those beret-wearing pottery-writing types like the accordion, so it makes sense.
Happy birthday!🎈🎂🎉
Uhhh … Gonzo ate the remaining 1%? Or I’m just bad at math. But I think it was Gonzo.
Save this image — it could be useful!
Definitely saving this one for later use!
Probably Gonzo and company wouid rip the tapes to shreds before the 30 seconds was even up.
Tonight one of the CDC’s top public health leaders, Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, has resigned from his post. Below is his full resignation letter. You should read every word. This is a truly scary moment for public health in America. 1/2
Note that there's language from June on the CDC website that you can self-confirm you are immunocompromised in order to get vaccinated. However, in real world practice, this depends on the pharmacy.
Love this!
Take additives out of food but remove restrictions on environmental pollutants. 🤦♀️
It's dumb because if you're burned out, you're less effective at fighting back, and so taking moments to find joy lets you be more effective in your anti-fascism. It's dumb, too, because the whole point of preserving democracy is so we can lead lives with joy in them. 2/
The bottom image should have someone questioning whether the trans child was the shooter. It’s the go to for narrow minded people 🤦♂️🤦♂️ Shouts to @trumpluvsobama.bsky.social 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
DAILY MEMO: Border Patrol Celebrates 5,000th Abduction With a Message, “This is Just the Beginning” ~ @eltragon.bsky.social
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Just realized that many may have missed this addendum to the @gonzo.bsky.social family’s behavior report back in May. I’m sure Momb would rather this info remain buried, but it must be reported for transparency’s sake.
Last thought for the night: I have concluded that Charlie Kirk is in fact a cursed antique ventriloquist dummy that was exorcised from the house where it was tormenting a family and now brings its straw brained thoughts to college campuses
CharlieBrown, I think you may need a CPAP machine!
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It happens to the best of us!
Happy birthday, @kelskels06.bsky.social!
In a single press conference this morning, Donald Trump both repeated his desire to be a dictator and celebrated another the leadership of Kim Jong Un. It’s becoming extremely clear that we are not gonna remain the “land of the free” unless we get this guy out of office.
Topnotch!
UNICEF’s Tess Ingram: “Claims aid is entering the Gaza Strip at scale are not true... It is clear and simple. There is a famine.”
Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:
Nature. it fucking rules. #birds
This is no doubt part of the manifeastor.
It’s feng shui!
Gonzo you need to keep track of this in your notebook 📒
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
Hmmm... so you're writing your manifeastor on paper now. Looks like you're making a good start!
Your're in our thoughts, Gonzo. First the grocery delivery and now this!
@franifio.bsky.social and I are talking to Whistleblower Anthony Aguilar who revealed Israel's war crimes and brutality at food aid distrubution sites in Gaza. 4 pm ET LIVE. Also, talking to @rokhanna.bsky.social at 9 pm ET. Join us. thelefthook.substack.com
Happy birthday Count Basie! Wendell Culley — trumpet Snooky Young — trumpet Thad Jones — trumpet Joe Newman — trumpet Henry Coker — trombone Al Grey — trombone Benny Powell — trombone Marshal Royal — reeds Frank Wess — reeds Eddie "Lockjaw" Davis — reeds #jazzsky #botd #music
The nerve!
Okay, according to Google I have to wait until episode 211. 😮💨
I'm watching the entire #DarkShadows series from the beginning. After nearly 200 episodes, I think it's *finally* getting to the point where we'll see some #vampires. But based on how slowly things happen on this show, I'm afraid they'll drag it out for *another* 200 episodes or so. 🧛 🦇
NEW MOVIE JO NIGHT TONIGHT AT 8PM ET! Join us on Twitch and the Dumb Industries Website as Mary Jo Pehl & Chris watch SKYWAY TO DEATH! Ross Martin, John Astin & more stranded in the air on a cable car: what's not to love? Preshow of weird vintage clips starts 20 minutes prior to stream!
"People rallied with the doctors, calling for medical professionals to be allowed inside..." www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Scary!
So many toys! I guess Gonzo was pooped from playing with all of them.
The EPA wants to rescind regulations requiring car and engine manufacturers to reduce greenhouse gas emissions. They're taking comments on the issue through SEPT. 15. You can do so at the link--takes just a minute or so. www.regulations.gov/document/EPA... #climatechange #EPA
And *every time* they bring the people to the ground when they cuff them. Doesn’t matter if they’re resisting or not. Even when they cuffed Alex Padilla they made a point of it.
Hmm… not -5% for the sloshy mess and another -5% for stealing the water? Mom grades too easy!
Will you knock it off the shelf, though?
It reminds me of Mardi Gras costumes.
Gonzo is that Photoshopped?? 😱
#SinkThisNominee
Good information for if your health insurance company denies your claim.
0:27 Gonzo has a sudden idea! 0:30 forgets what it was, decides to clean himself. 0:48 gets another idea, the authorities panic, quickly pull the paper away from Gonzo to prevent him from writing his revolutionary ideas.
He can’t spell.
How is your manifesto progressing?
You’re welcome! Love the picture.
Still a B minus!
@gonzo.bsky.social
The biggest landlord in the US will stop using rent-setting algorithms that critics say can result in price-fixing. Greystar settled after federal prosecutors sued it, other landlords and the software’s maker. We first wrote about the practice in 2022. www.propublica.org/article/grey...
Ludo may need a behavior report if he’s not careful.
This needs to be on a T-shirt!
Ludo is underrated!
Raskin: In any event, if he really cared about public safety in DC… he would not have pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and violent cop beaters on his first day in office.
Trump's DOJ just cleared the way for healthcare monopoly UnitedHealth to buy the second-largest provider of home healthcare in America. The approval came after UnitedHealth hired Ballard Partners, Pam Bondi's former employer, to lobby on its behalf. "Drain the swamp."
'Metropolis' (1927) dir: Fritz Lang 📽️
After gutting the funding for PBS, the White House is now partnering with PragerU, the right-wing YouTube empire spreading conservative misinformation. As Mark Oppenheimer wrote in 2018, at PragerU, police are not biased against black men, and man-made climate change is debatable.
Also need the help with home upkeep.
Still have to wash up even after a dream meal.
I suspect Gonzo keeps Momb and Dade so busy they don’t have time to report on the other cats.
Oh, that makes *much* more sense!
At *least* 20 points!
Tonight Trump illegally stripped collective bargaining rights from 400,000 workers without telling the governments lawyers.
On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
What’s really going on in Texas? I give you Rep. Jolanda Jones in two parts speaking from temporary exile while they deny a quorum to state Republicans. She lays out every bit of it out - chapter and verse. These Texas Dems are the real deal. @texasdemocrats.bsky.social Here’s Part 1:
the problem with letting democrats backslide their support of trans rights whether it be trans in sports or using bathrooms is we’ve seen “compromise” in the UK labor party. they gave into “reasonable” TERF demands and it destroyed the labor party and all rights for trans people
Looks like you are basking in your accomplishment.
Start bitin’.
Well, it was just a *little*. Is it even a deduction?
Make sure you get plenty of rest, Gonzo!