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@widders.bsky.social

🌵 eggbug forever

created October 14, 2023

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4/9/2025, 7:41:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 6:16:56 AM | 4150 1628 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bug (@eggbug.bsky.social) reposted

there’s actually no reason to be scared of the giant robot’s big huge glowing orb that’s floating over her and getting larger, you need to stand still and stare directly at it. for her sake

4/9/2025, 5:33:34 AM | 24 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 4:56:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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really sorry. never do that tho

4/9/2025, 4:53:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crazy European Hearse (@decayfml.bsky.social) reposted

Once more, for old time's sake

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4/9/2025, 4:01:24 AM | 5 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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never 4get

tweet by mouki madness @YoRHaw *boots up katamari* King of the Universe: ahh my stupid ass son. Get your gay ass on earth and roll shit up for 20 minutes. OK. I hate you *the best song ever produced for a video game starts to play*
4/9/2025, 4:37:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Magnum, T.I.(M.) (@hydrationchimp.bsky.social) reposted

America
4/9/2025, 12:58:58 AM | 67 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

“following rumors of his death donald trump held a press conference announcing extrajudicial killings of civilians and plans for a military invasion of an american city” is a perfectly factual headline that could be used to describe what we saw yesterday

3/9/2025, 12:28:02 PM | 3869 1115 | View on Bluesky | view

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salutations lathe operator

3/9/2025, 11:18:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@adamsandler.click real

3/9/2025, 9:15:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Icewind Dale Gribble (@phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

you’re all trying to steal my inner light

3/9/2025, 5:24:46 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Guillotine Shouter (@guillotineshout.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

“Real Gs move in silence like in lasagna.” -Kim Jong Un

3/9/2025, 7:01:51 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dont worry about it (@ryburrows.bsky.social) reposted

watching town halls @jonbois.bsky.social

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3/9/2025, 2:07:05 AM | 758 83 | View on Bluesky | view

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this implies that halfway between "club" and "dungeon" is "church" and you know what... real

3/9/2025, 6:47:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"dinner's on you"

3/9/2025, 5:57:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i am gazing at a bill-shaped void

3/9/2025, 5:03:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they never played it themselves obviously they heard about this 3rd hand

2/9/2025, 9:04:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gamer who thinks hollow knight is a bad game because it has too many bugs

2/9/2025, 8:54:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my bad, i mis-read a different post of theirs

2/9/2025, 12:41:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they're just light and dark? it's just a mask? what the fuck

1/9/2025, 9:19:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture axolotl lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ (@vaporlight.bsky.social) reposted

"magic system that works on the basis of" lemme just stop you right there. did you know the most important parts of the steam engine & heat exchanger as technologies were invented by people whose internal concept of thermodynamics was literally backwards to ours

1/9/2025, 6:50:45 AM | 88 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture axolotl lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ (@vaporlight.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

a system where wizards throw lightning bolts and lack any particular system for understanding them is incorrect. there should be more lightning wizards who incorrectly believe they can resurrect the dead if they cast lightning good enough

1/9/2025, 6:54:46 AM | 54 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture knife alien (@rubyzone.net) reposted

What's your top 3 places you frequent and top 3 times you like to frequent them and also top 3 outfits and top 3 places you keep your cash and credit cards on your person

1/9/2025, 3:10:47 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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if my understanding of pepper plants is correct, by the time it produces a pepper it will be the spiciest thing on earth

1/9/2025, 4:46:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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secretary eggbug, schedule this post please

Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
31/8/2025, 8:09:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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which is, yeah, not to put too fine a point on it but i don't think there's any particularly usable data about that in the goop cauldron

31/8/2025, 7:58:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you can automate almost anything if you don't care about the results

31/8/2025, 7:56:17 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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aiui, its ideal position in the conventional supply chain

31/8/2025, 7:51:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah that seems to be their plan

31/8/2025, 6:33:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture signal eleven (@widders.bsky.social) reply parent

my understanding of why they won't ever do this is that they have consultants telling them, truthfully, that the people those efforts would empower to vote don't pay their bills. that's not their favored electorate and they're not interested in expanding it beyond the same crowd the republicans have

31/8/2025, 6:21:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture videosyncrasy (@videosyncrasy.bsky.social) reposted

Here you go, Larry. You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens when you find a stranger’s cat in the Alps, Larry! This is what happens, Larry! You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you help find a young witch‘s missing cat in the Al

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31/8/2025, 3:49:04 AM | 148 64 | View on Bluesky | view

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any bets what else he believes

31/8/2025, 5:56:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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from an electric vehicle themed account

31/8/2025, 5:49:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bozo world

31/8/2025, 5:32:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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snoop dogg has fallen

31/8/2025, 8:13:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/boge...

31/8/2025, 5:21:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted

9 years ago an old man said literally everyone should have healthcare, for free, and online libs screamed that he was somehow unsafe for marginalized groups and these same people are now lining up behind a man who has nazis on his podcast and tells them they make valid points

29/8/2025, 8:40:01 PM | 395 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture john ‮‮ (@wilddog.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

15/10/2009, 6:56:15 PM | 3595 2430 | View on Bluesky | view

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what if it happens on silksong release day

30/8/2025, 2:11:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you WOULD be a better bsky moderator

30/8/2025, 1:37:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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landlords

30/8/2025, 1:31:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but soft! it's already working. they are already doing it

30/8/2025, 1:23:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh what they wouldn't give for a way to do that without upsetting their base

30/8/2025, 1:23:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture brendan mordheim (@brendanmcleod.com) reposted

when I started #putEggbuginSilksong , years and years ago, I dreamt of a better world, for all people. In the years since I was forced into exile, the leaders of #putEggbuginSilksong have proven themselves uninterested in that dream! Interested only in graft, and corruption, and tyranny!

29/8/2025, 11:09:52 PM | 24 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture signal eleven (@widders.bsky.social) reply parent

and you're saying they don't use any information from user queries to refine what they create in the future. everyone who lives in the world reflected in your mind must be so stupid

29/8/2025, 11:46:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why do we use computers... only to suffer?

29/8/2025, 7:19:35 AM | 16 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dennis B. Hooper (@dennisbhooper.bsky.social) reposted

29/8/2025, 2:41:43 AM | 629 67 | View on Bluesky | view

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well the other group is a closed cadre that shuns the light, decides who dies, and revels in other vampiric delights; not to mention they're the group that functionally controls all the resources anyway, interesting concensus on who the first group gets to be. i wonder how many people read the book

29/8/2025, 7:00:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[hand to earpiece] bad news i'm afraid

29/8/2025, 5:05:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it was here all along........

29/8/2025, 3:41:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yooo i have been looking for this for months

29/8/2025, 3:40:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture signal eleven (@widders.bsky.social) reply parent

they are running to the right of Ronald Reagan, what makes you think they wouldn't happily implement this kind of stuff as a compromise. what's wrong with you

29/8/2025, 1:46:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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midi orchestra hit 🤝 808 cowbell

28/8/2025, 10:42:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gavin newsom gleefully destroying a homeless person's only possessions with his own hands for press
28/8/2025, 7:51:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture signal eleven (@widders.bsky.social) reply parent

what the fuck are you talking about if the party runs a ghoul like newsom there is no humanitarian option available to vote for and we've already lost. if you're ok with his record you must be squinting so fiercely

28/8/2025, 7:11:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture signal eleven (@widders.bsky.social) reply parent

one issue voter and the issue is "human rights and dignity"... and you just can't abide that huh?

28/8/2025, 7:02:40 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 7:00:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they have so much money...

28/8/2025, 7:11:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) (@nora.zone) reposted

great question. i use advanced algoriths to monitor the news cycle, volume of posts, sentiment of posts, volume of edits to headlines at newspaper, the position of the stars, and the stock market. then the bot posts "seems bad" on a 6 hour timer

27/8/2025, 11:27:38 PM | 57 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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me too buddy

28/8/2025, 1:20:14 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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klips does a variety of things but when he gets huffy and a priori dismissive of these groups existence and seriousness that's just really undone a lot of his goodwill

28/8/2025, 12:23:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah dog

27/8/2025, 11:48:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anthony Moser (@anthonymoser.com) reposted

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

27/8/2025, 5:04:36 PM | 3150 1201 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture signal eleven (@widders.bsky.social) reply parent

the whole thought experiment is very stupid, but it's that it horribly tortures everyone who wasn't an acolyte of its own creation. the fear that gripped a bunch of morons was that it may come to exist *anyway* without great effort put in to stop that. that's the metaphor. trans can't be stopped

27/8/2025, 8:55:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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imagine thinking a mensa invite is anything but a demerit lmao

27/8/2025, 7:57:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture signal eleven (@widders.bsky.social) reply parent

the basilisk, as posited, punishes everyone who worked against bringing it into reality when it is finally reified why should human rights not work the same?

27/8/2025, 7:46:35 AM | 44 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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beautiful thread thank u

27/8/2025, 6:18:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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normal tuesday

27/8/2025, 3:45:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robespierre (@seeemilyplay.bsky.social) reposted

“This decision had two results: OpenAl's valuation catapulted from $86 billion to $300 billion, and Adam Raine died by suicide.”

OpenAl understood that capturing users' emotional reliance meant market dominance, and market dominance in Al meant winning the race to become the most valuable company in history. OpenAI's executives knew these emotional attachment features would endanger minors and other vulnerable users without safety guardrails but launched anyway. This decision had two results: OpenAl's valuation catapulted from $86 billion to $300 billion, and Adam Raine died by suicide.
26/8/2025, 9:12:15 PM | 631 141 | View on Bluesky | view

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byron donalds' post. maybe. needs workshopping bud that's not very shareable

27/8/2025, 1:32:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if you mean an unironic one i don't know but i think i may have seen it

27/8/2025, 1:30:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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olive doesn't even remember if she made it. it simply broached the veil

27/8/2025, 1:28:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah over 18mo ago even. it's beautiful; fingers at the loom bsky.app/profile/mach...

27/8/2025, 1:28:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@cervine.online

26/8/2025, 7:58:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the irresistible simplicity of watching the fastest moving, brightest colored object in the scene

26/8/2025, 5:59:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wow yeah forget that

26/8/2025, 7:27:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the other side is sacrificing forum moderators. someone has to fight for this side. War has Changed

26/8/2025, 7:13:14 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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they said september 4. they didn't say what year

REPOST TO DELAY SILKSONG
26/8/2025, 6:51:58 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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your point was a thing you didn't say at all even slightly? a thing you said something completely unrelated to? that's cool man. hey does your family know where you are right now

26/8/2025, 2:29:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max P III (@blackballer.bsky.social) reposted

The "Southport post" that got her in legal trouble was her calling for people to burn immigrants alive in the hotel they were staying in.

24/8/2025, 9:15:56 PM | 74 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture _tc (@tcmx3.bsky.social) reposted

Unfortunately hard choices have to be made sometimes and people have to be sacrificed for the greater good. I know it's always a tough conversation and it never feels fair. But we can't just abandon society to hold steady for the few. That's why I support ritualistically sacrificing Gavin Newsom.

24/8/2025, 10:08:21 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes, we have seen significant evidence that there are bounties

24/8/2025, 10:28:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture signal eleven (@widders.bsky.social) reply parent

you are morally lost. you are a shade. you are locked in a false spiritual warfare with an imagined shadow and you are insisting that everyone else lionize these monstrous ghouls to feed your psychosis people see how you will never stand for them. they know.

24/8/2025, 7:45:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture a wizard (@towerwizard.bsky.social) reposted

The wizard ponders his orb.

24/8/2025, 6:55:01 PM | 25 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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i don't think they track their "agents"'s activities or background closely enough to even say whether they weren't just doing an off the clock burglary. they seem to be running on a bounty system. seems simpler to just let it drop

24/8/2025, 6:34:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i think they actually might know that they'd lose in the courts, view their numerous recruits as disposable, and be perfectly happy with disowning them in circumstances like this. ice are cosplayers not seasoned feds

24/8/2025, 6:31:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god, if i was consistent enough for stuff like that to be tells for me i would be much easier to figure out

24/8/2025, 7:44:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture signal eleven (@widders.bsky.social) reply parent

they don't have any fingers on the levers of power. the corpse's grip grows ever tighter, leaving no practical way to actually DO that. it's unlikely the party itself can ever be reformed meanwhile on here, you could gain the impression that blue fascism is a PREREQUISITE for their support

24/8/2025, 7:16:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture signal eleven (@widders.bsky.social) reply parent

uncontroversial: calling yourself an "economist" while carrying water for the "calculations" they used here being "complicated" should get you thrown out of an airlock in any institution worth its window caulking

24/8/2025, 3:54:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A HUNGRY MOUTH (@ahungrymouth.bsky.social) reposted

part of getting an advanced degree is learning how to research. you don't necessarily need to remember something if you know where to look it up. so no, i don't "know" if potato chips are good for dipping. in any relevant situation i'd have access to the information on the bag

23/8/2025, 11:32:01 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gale na (@poisonjr.bsky.social) reposted

wendy's cashier: will that be all? me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do

10/1/2025, 7:06:24 AM | 1761 334 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edcrab (@edcrab.bsky.social) reposted

Rogue: Who's a good boy? Mage: I cast Know Alignment. Rogue: Dude... Mage: Neutral. Paladin: We cannot trust this dog Rogue: For fuck's sake

3/12/2024, 9:29:58 AM | 17 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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we will see it done 👽🔪

23/8/2025, 11:34:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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very wise, your grace 🙂‍↕️

23/8/2025, 11:28:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture signal eleven (@widders.bsky.social) reply parent

there's a really slow and gradual offboarding from these groups but there's also a hardening of the remainder. just more polarization i guess, the sort of thing everyone used to wring their hands about endlessly back in the oughts. here's hoping there's more of one than the other

23/8/2025, 11:26:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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see? i dunno, that's not an area i'm personally optimistic about

23/8/2025, 10:04:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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obama staffers are never beating the allegations

23/8/2025, 9:56:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gale na (@poisonjr.bsky.social) reposted

Come back to my mini van I'm sorry I called you a swag remora

23/8/2025, 5:39:25 AM | 41 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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i am the customer and i think i can eat 600 butter chicken today 🙂

23/8/2025, 7:48:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view