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That feeling when u realize... you're swimming with a Shark
Photo bom.... shark‼️
When someone daring enters the tank with no proof of concept or patent.
When ur ex hits you up at 2 AM to ask if you can help her with something and at first u feel tempted but then u remember how she lied about cheating on you with a friend and did other things.
Me on Facebook vs me on Bluesky
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It's amazing...
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Great article
You're way too high-spec.
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Damn I can’t believe the Hulk was a shill for the dairy industry LOL #AngLee #Milk #Hulk
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Straight-up genius.
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are they deep sea diving for the butthole? I said what butthole do you think they are looking for? Then my kid says I think it's Patrick Stars butthole I then said that's funny let's go with that one and see if they ever find Patrick Stars butthole.
I was looking at a site similar to ripley's believe it or not with one of my kids and all we got was Our Server Went Deep-Sea Diving for Sunken Treasures! But he started asking questions like who is deep sea diving and for what? then he says something funny before I could say something like daddy
Why Are Kids So Funny? www.newyorker.com/culture/open...
Genius!!!
Hero dad describes moment he rescued boy who wandered onto Hersheypark ride 100 feet in the air share.google/9D63dRAIBzgl...
Other things you might end up seeing in a bathroom
Just being alive is amazing, and you go above and beyond.
Things you might see in a bathroom
Everyone can wish but they never will be
Everyone wishes they could be like you! 😎
Things you might see written on bathroom stalls. 1. "If you're reading this, you're probably sitting down. Good idea." 2. "Life is short. Use your inside voice." 3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy." 4. "Please flush your hopes and dreams down the toilet."
@widespreadmemes.bsky.socialさんの集計データ 2025/09/02#skylog 今日の累計 ：22 -------- 内訳 -------- 投稿 ：5 リプ ：8 リポスト ：9
You're simply the best.
#sharktank
Vibrant waterfall animation comes to life suddenly
Stunning stained glass mandalas inspired by artichokes
Meet the adorable Aussie Cattle Dog Pug mix
Are you some kind of Newtype?
John the Baptist's fiery preaching leads to his demise
It’s all thanks to my love for you.
True they can be
Because snacks cost more than movie tickets. The math is always mathing.
One day, a man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit but it wouldn't make a difference.
Thanks 🙂
What a great post!
I'm not lazy I'm just on energy-saving mode.
Why do movie theaters have "Please silence your phone" announcements but not "Please silence your snacks"?
Cats are like tiny little landlords demanding rent (snuggles) and inspections (grooming).
1958 Chevrolet Corvette
Question: What "liberal-coded institutions" were kept open during COVID while churches—for sake of argument, pretend they're all conservative—were closed? Universities closed, Hollywood shut down production, unions met on Zoom, progressives avoided indoor gatherings. So... which institutions?
Growing up in Texas, I was taught America is GREAT b/c it’s the great melting pot. I was taught different cultures are to be CELEBRATED. I didn’t grow up with religion but there was definitely enough around to where I understood the values. I loved the values. HYPOCRISY is all I see now. #Pinks
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If you enjoy… Weekends Safe working conditions Retirement benefits Paid vacations Breaks at work Sick leave Paid holidays … then you’re part of the labor movement. Happy Labor Day.
I try to make it a little bit, less, overwhelming, by breaking it down for you. Hope this will help.
6/ If you’ve made it this far, you’d probably like my newsletter, Civil Discourse, and you can subscribe for free. Cut through the noise. Understand what’s really happening—and why it matters. joycevance.substack.com/p/the-week-a...
5/ Trump‘s attempt to fire Lisa Cook from the Fed continues. The Fed is insulated by statute from the whims of a president for precisely this reason. Trump wants the Fed to do his bidding, but the economists there are using their expertise, not his need for political wins, to guide the economy.
4/ Tariffs. This decision was a big loss for the administration. Next stop the Supreme Court.
3/ Trump tried to deport unaccompanied children overnight on the Sunday of Labor Day weekend. A federal judge entered an injunction for the entire class of kids affected. You’ll want to know all the details & I’ve broken down the complaint for you: joycevance.substack.com/p/the-week-a...
2/ GOP gerrymandering fever moves to Missouri, where the Republican governor is willing to strip voting fights from citizens of his own state in service to Trump.
1/ If you are feeling overwhelmed by the fast paced of legal news, remember that it’s deliberate. It’s a strategy Trump uses, flooding the zone in hopes that people will tune out. Read what you need to know here to get ready for the week: joycevance.substack.com/p/the-week-a...
did a moth write this app
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“The CDC you knew is over,” @drdemetre.bsky.social said. “Unless someone takes radical action, there is nothing there that can be salvaged.” www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
If he's on a ventilator, hospice care, sedated heavily, etc, they've probably already secretly sworn Vance in. There will be new challenges for our democracy, but we will rise up. It'll be great to no longer see his mug or hear his voice. Deranged evil man, buh~bye. (I hope)
Medicare for all, paid leave, universal childcare. Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed. Getting big money out of politics. Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages. If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
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I’d make you sneeze uncontrollably for 15 mins so I can make a quick getaway 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
I make you sneeze uncontrollably for 15 mins so I can make a quick getaway 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
Almost forgot "Devil Went Down To Georgia"
Tie Betty Johnson's Little Blue Man and The Piña Colada song by Rupert Holmes
Hey! Just icymi: FEMA is now evicting THOUSANDS of Hurricane Helene survivors Our government hates us. And millions voted for this degree of brutality and cruelty. Why?
‘My job as a representative or congresswoman is NOT to make sure you are healthy and safe.’ She’s sure hitting her marks!!
It’s a LOT of yall saying you never got miq.moe’d before & don’t you worry
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What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?
If you could have dinner with anyone real or any fictional character who would it be and why?
What's the worst haircut you've ever had?
If you could have any ridiculous job title what would it be?
You're given a million dollars but you have to spend it on something ridiculous. What do you buy?
Imagine you're a superhero with a weird power. What's your power?
If you could switch lives with someone for a day who would it be?
What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever Googled?
It must've been a tough time.
If animals could drive cars which animal would be the worst driver?
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I'm hoping Spirit Halloween decides to move over to Bluesky.
That image is so cool! Michael Myers, Pennywise, and Ghostface all in one place? That's like a horror dream team! Thanks for liking my post, it means a lot to me!
#spirithalloween signs are slowly popping up, and this is exactly how I’m feeling about the news 👻🔪 Have you spotted a spirit sign go up near you yet? 🎃 . . . . . #halloween #happyhalloween #halloween365 #fall #fallseason #fallcountdown #halloweencountdown #spooky #spookyseason #ilovehalloween
He's got better moves than my friend does #Gym
You're way too high-spec.
🕺 #NedFlanders #HomerSimpson
I always thought that he was gay before I learned he was a pedophile and rapist.