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Widgett Walls

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Writer of a novel, a book of poetry, three short story collections, and several grocery lists. Voice of Tao of Seneca. DJ at Louder Than War Radio. Cautionary tale to all people.

created August 2, 2023

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Profile picture Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu) reposted

'Advice from a 1918 suffragette pamphlet'

Advice on Marriage. TO YOUNG LADIES. 1. Do not marry at all. 2. But if you must avoid the Beauty Men, Flirts, and the Bounders, Tailor's Dummies, and the Football Enthusiasts. 3. Look for a Strong, Tame Man, a Fire-lighter, Coal-getter, Window Cleaner and Yard Swiller. 4. Don't except too much, most men are lazy, selfish, thoughtless, lying, drunken, clumsy, heavy-footed, rough, unmanly brutes, and need taming. 5. All Bachelors are, and many are worse still. 6. If you want him to be happy,Feed the Brute. 7. The same remark applies to Dogs. 8. You will be wiser not to chance it, it isn't worth the risk
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Profile picture Widgett Walls (@widgettwalls.com) reply parent

Yeah, you’re good, amigo.

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Profile picture Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg.bsky.social) reposted

It’s been sad this year watching how the White House press corps refuses to back each other up. Here a female journalist is insulted and denigrated and the next male reporter just moves on to a new question. You’re all in this together, folks. Time & again, they won’t stand up for their colleagues.

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An article entitled
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Profile picture Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt.com) reposted

Wear a face mask when you go out in public- if for no other reason than knowing that they want you too sick, too exhausted and too burned out from dealing with back to back respiratory infections to speak up for yourself & your community. You deserve to protect your health.

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Profile picture emptywheel (@emptywheel.bsky.social) reposted

NYT would be doing everyone a favor if they didn't try to dismiss this lawsuit and instead moved right to discovery. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

129. The value of President Trump’s one-of-a-kind, unprecedented personal brand alone is reasonably estimated to be worth at over $100,000,000,000.
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The only thing I have against Bob Vylan is only very slight resentment because their band name is perfection and I wish I had thought of it.

16/9/2025, 12:12:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My band opened for Mammoth Hog at a show in the early 90s.

10/9/2025, 9:29:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu) reposted

When people say "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear." the correct response is: "I need privacy, not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."

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It’s concept art for a steampunk version of Cronenberg’s THE FLY

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Profile picture Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu) reposted

Goodnight.

two stills of a man in a suit,wearing glasses and smoking a cigarette When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary.
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Profile picture View from Argus (@viewfromargus.bsky.social) reposted

Ask not what your country can do for you Ask what my nephew's f...ing problem is
10/9/2025, 4:32:55 AM | 95 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

If we played like Republicans, then what we would say is… Donald Trump killed Jeffrey Epstein and if that’s not true prove to us otherwise

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Saint James Blood Orange & Hibiscus Flavored Black Tea – Review Here’s what I can tell you: it is the least offensive stevia-sweetened drink I have ever encountered.

10/9/2025, 12:23:56 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Beatles’ home(s) from the movie HELP!, which had an excellent homage in BACK TO SCHOOL. youtu.be/Yx_7xjpySK0

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Profile picture Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu) reposted

3 movie stills from Sergei Bondarchuk's War and Peace. Since corrupt people unite among themselves to constitute a force, honest people must do the same.
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Profile picture Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu) reposted

ant. so defenseless in the individual ants. so powerful in the mass.
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My dog can understand certain words of English. “Chicken” is a big favorite.

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Temuverine

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I just call him “Sad Logan.”

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Profile picture JB Pritzker (@jbpritzker.bsky.social) reposted

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas

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Profile picture Widgett Walls (@widgettwalls.com) reply parent

This is why I no longer take smoothies from strangers.

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Profile picture Sardonicus (@sardonicus.eu) reposted

Genesis Our identity is fictional, written by parents, relatives, education, society
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You’re back! Hurray!

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BRING. THIS. NOISE. youtu.be/3juFhJtIXaA

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Profile picture Stace RN Resists 💙 (@stacernresists.bsky.social) reposted

Completely agree!

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Profile picture Widgett Walls (@widgettwalls.com) reply parent

Sounds like my high school.

2/9/2025, 2:21:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lucy Van Pelt: “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Gary über Berlin

2/9/2025, 1:24:11 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only Gary Has the Key

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Faster, Gary! Kill! Kill!

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Gary

2/9/2025, 1:13:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Widgett Walls (@widgettwalls.com) reply parent

Dude, I can’t even take a train around the Atlanta metro area because by the time I drive to a station I could have just driven to my destination. It is very American in that our train system is, apart from, like, the northeastern corner, non-existent for passengers. I wish that weren’t the case.

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We looked at taking a train from Atlanta to New Orleans and while I don’t remember the exact town where we would have had to change trains, it really was some place insane like Detroit.

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What’s funny I guess is I had the TV series in mind when I was trying to confirm it. Movie #3 I had just completely forgotten about. Thanks for the correction, chief.

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Profile picture Widgett Walls (@widgettwalls.com) reply parent

Well. Goddammit. I checked that photo two different places to make sure it was Weller.

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It’s the follow-up to THE OMEN III that nobody asked for.

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August 31st/September 1st

The cast of The Thing From Another World The cast of John Carpenter’s The Thing
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August 31st/September 1st

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August 31st/September 1st

31/8/2025, 11:41:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worth remembering that any time I say "It's happening!" I'm realizing I’ve walked into a room and forgotten why I did so. And also that the trick where you go to where you were to jog your memory doesnt work because I’ve forgotten which room I started in.

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Profile picture Department of Class Solidarity (@solidaritydept.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

A bombshell report from @mapthepower.bsky.social‬ has uncovered the names of those funding the super PACs attacking Zohran. The list includes companies like AirBnB, the owners of the New York Giants, and New York's richest man. Their collective net worth? Over $369 billion dollars.

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Profile picture Kai TechnoLust (he/him) (@technolust.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I was having a meeting about data security and said “No matter what, we absolutely must NOT do X” and at the end of the meeting someone’s Otter AI Notetaker spit out meeting notes and one of the Action Items was - We absolutely must do X So I banned AI notetakers from meetings.

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Profile picture Boo-Rian Making Comics (@necroknights.bsky.social) reposted

I would like to remind all state officials that YOU CAN SAY NO. He’s not a KING, he’s a public servant. SAY. NO.

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Profile picture Widgett Walls (@widgettwalls.com)

DragonCon 2025: The Few, The Proud, The Overly Caffeinated Here's where to find the gang this weekend if you're at DragonCon. Stop in and say howdy. And be sure to rate not just our panels but any panel you attend. That's how the powers that be decide who stays and who goes. Also: items on here…

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Keep a Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door

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Profile picture Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) reposted

I highly recommend folks go out and get a covid vaccine ASAP.

25/8/2025, 7:15:37 PM | 563 273 | View on Bluesky | view

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Especially for a series like that where there are 78 major characters, 46 major storylines, 1577 minor characters…for me 80% of working on that would be “Wait…isn’t he dead? Is he dead-dead or kinda dead? Or undead? Or…wait. Shit. He hasn’t even appeared yet argh”

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Profile picture Autumatopoeia (@isreallytwodogs.bsky.social) reposted

Referring to a mediocre breakfast restaurant as your culture and heritage is one of the whitest things I've ever read.

Story headline that says Cracker Barrel backlash: Americans 'sick of having our culture and heritage stripped from us,' Starbuck says
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BREAKING: JD Vance confirms John Bolton raid is retribution for Trump criticism. www.nbcnews.com/politics/rcn...

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Somebody made the mistake of ordering Lex Luthor from Temu.

Stephen Miller, Asshat Supreme
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Profile picture Richard Kadrey (@richardkadrey.bsky.social) reposted

Good morning. Life in a nutshell.

sign on a carnival ride: This ride only stops in an emergency. Crying is not an emergency.
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Folks. The Need Coffee Crew is recording a special Make the Bad Men Stop edition of Weekend Justice tonight. Have questions about future films/TV, etc? Want to peek into Development Hell? Want to find out how Hollywood is going to destroy that thing you love? Hit me up.

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Opaque Ice Cream by Jeni’s – Review A black ice cream? That'll go with basically everything I own! Excellent!

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Back in 1889, You Could Wake Up With Coffee… or This A carbon arc lamp fires up after 100 years. It's..seye opening.

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Taskmaster Turns 10 Taskmaster turns 10 years old with a lovely letter written to the man himself.

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I asked my wife, the family ichthyologist. She says the clown triggerfish.

A clown triggerfish: leopard print back, white line across the
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Tomorrow: Episode 103 of Widge’s Sonic Emporium, premieres on @louderthanwarradio 5pm - 7pm ET / 10pm - Midnight UK Featuring: the return of Kyle, my friend from college. needcoffee.com/listenlive and full archive at mixcloud.com/widgett Original image by Tereza Images Words by @clppng #music

The silhouette of a man in a jacket who's floating in fog. In the lower right, from Clipping,
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Profile picture Stephen Robinson (@playtyperguy.com) reposted

Kim Davis going from "my religious beliefs demand that I don't facilitate a same-sex marriages" to "my religious beliefs demand that there are NO same-sex marriages anywhere" *should* make Democrats realize there is no "sincere" compromise with bigots on trans issues.

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Profile picture Matt Round (@mattround.com) reposted

Wow, they named a whole area after Dean Cain

Map of Cape Disappointment
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Profile picture Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm.bsky.social) reposted

[P] "After all that men could do had failed, the Martians were destroyed and humanity was saved by the littlest things, which God, in His wisdom, had put upon this Earth."

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Profile picture Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm (@wolvendamien.bsky.social) reposted

I'm really going to need every @npr.org and supposedly liberal news outlet to stop uncritically repeating this "tough on crime" narrative; fucking stop it

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Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed. Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.

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YOUR MISSION SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT If you're attending a SF&F/geek adjacent convention & if you encounter people cosplaying as War Boys from MAD MAX, it is a moral imperative that you walk up to them drinking coffee from this and see what happens. Report back when it's done. Thx. #cosplay

A coffee mug modeled on the V8 engine.
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Tomorrow, 8/9: Widge’s Sonic Emporium, Menagerie, & Lawnmower Repair episode 102 premieres on @louderthanwar.bsky.social Radio @ 5pm - 7pm ET / 10pm - Midnight UK needcoffee.com/listenlive and full archive at mixcloud.com/widgett Original image by Chelyshevaelena Words by Hello Mary

Close-up of a white candle that’s smoking having been extinguished. It’s against a black background. Towards the bottom: “Admit they were right when they said I should run.” –Hello Mary
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Selena Gomez Oreos – Review The one thing I know about Selena Gomez: she's got good taste in cookies.

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Profile picture Stella Sacco (@antlervel.vet) reposted

“STONE COLD” STEVE AUSTIN: I’m gonna get what I want, and that’s the bottom line…’cause Stone Cold said so AUSTIN COLD STONE STEVE: I understand your frustration, sir, but like I said, we are out of peanut butter cup mix-ins

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And I Can’t Even Parallel Park So apparently there's an area of India you can only get to by road. Which normally wouldn't be that big of a deal...but wait till you see the roads.

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Same here. I knew robots were taking over but apparently nothing is sacred.

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Profile picture DrRamblings (@drramblings.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Relational Aggression >> Physical Aggression. 1. Attack the White Supremacists’ social connections, community connections, & livelihood. 2. Destroy any support or refuge for them. Make sure their congregation knows. Target their social groups. 3. Go to their employers & talk to their coworkers.

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Profile picture louderthanwar.com (@louderthanwar.bsky.social) reposted

This Sunday on our radio station…. @johnrobbofficial.bsky.social

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Working Towards a Cure "People ask me why do I drink so much coffee..."

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P.S. And the parts that actually are about you are crap.

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No worries. I haven’t been at my best for over 53 years.

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…..of the blog post. But neither game. You are correct: if I had read my post before playing the game, then I would have known.

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Last War Z: Survival Shooter Harem I showed up ready to kill zombies. I wasn't prepared to have a harem.

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Tomorrow's Sonic Emporium will be a repeat thanks to a situation involving sinister pasta, ley lines, and a game of Connect Four that ended tragically. However, the new mixtape is still a thing, so I nudge you that direction for the time being. #music www.mixcloud.com/Widgett/sorr...

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Profile picture Hazard (@hazardfromharvard.bsky.social) reposted

Trump to appoint John Barron to head the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

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Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted

OK, so going forward all good job data must be deemed bullshit government propaganda.

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ANTS AT THE PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK #MildHorror

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SANTO CONTRA LA ASOCIACIÓN DE PROPIETARIOS (Saint vs. The HOA) #MildHorror

Santo aka Saint, the Mexican horror movie hero
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THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS* *Released in the USA as THE BEAST OF YUCCA APARTMENTS #MildHorror

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THE HANDS OF ORLAC (Brought to you by Palmolive) #MildHorror

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THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME ALUMINUM SIDING SALESMEN #MildHorror

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I mean…rules is rules. Time to stop mistaking the knife fight for a potluck dinner.

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Marjoe Gortner, white courtesy phone please. Mr. Gortner: white courtesy phone. www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...

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I’m happy to say I have never invited him to a party either.

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Profile picture Girls Running From Houses (@girlfleeshouse.bsky.social) reposted

The house hates.

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Oh, to be personally introduced to horror comics by Boris Karloff.

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Instead of advice, I will offer up this: an image of a capybara wearing a hat. May it serve you well.

An image of a capybara wearing a hat
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Meanwhile, in Marvel Snap… I have meaningless questions about Marvel Snap artwork. Well, I had to put it somewhere.

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Daniel Day-Lewis as the albatross saleswoman.

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Profile picture Hillary Monahan (@hillarymonahan.bsky.social) reposted

Great day to get a library card. Digital lending is available. They want us ignorant. Fight ignorance. Please.

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They keep showing up to a knife fight thinking it’s a community potluck.

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Hey. I made you a mixtape. #music www.mixcloud.com/Widgett/sorr...

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