Woke bozo, pessimistic of intellect, optimistic of will; Heaton Stan, West Brom, men in shorts
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They’re on Comedy Central now. The new ones have them as middle aged men
I'm sorry, worldwide, irrevocable, non-exclusive, transferable permission to my voice and likeness? For what now? In any manner for any purpose??? This is in academia/.edu's new ToS, which you're prompted to agree to on login. Anyway I'll be jumping ship. You can find my stuff at hcommons.org.
Yeah it does look good
That lad even fell down in slow motion
I think he might be at 45 degrees now
I’ve seen players who were slower than the Dodo to be fair
Bless. That memory of yours isn’t what it once was
Yes, I remember turning to Old Man Raj to ask him why he killed it
Hahaha YIUUURRRRSSSSS
No, that’s Anil who was present at the formation of the solar system etc etc
The follow-up post is the best part.
Meanwhile, Gruff Rhys’s new one is really good
One of my mates had The Hearse Whisperer Barefoot in the Grave
This is from now on a Pello Bilabo stan account www.eldia.es/deportes/202...
VG. The End of Bagger Vance
Today a UN Commission found: “Israeli President Isaac Herzog, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and then Defence Minister Yoav Gallant, have incited the commission of genocide.” And he was welcomed to London like a King. Fuck Keir Starmer.
Robert Redford: All the President’s Crem
For comparison: the lobby hacks found absurdly more evidence of ludicrous malfeasance in one afternoon googling the register of members’ interests about Tory MPs’ second jobs than the equality body did with a year of complete access to all of Labour’s systems and the power to compel evidence.
Hat tip @clownf1st.bsky.social
The great thing about it is that they clearly trust you which’ll mean you get even better photos from now on
Got to admit, I prefer the spontaneous ones. That said, this one will go down well with the players
Well said Nadiya Hussain
The Groyper Wars
we had a very fine evening
Hahaha! I’d forgotten you were there too. I seem to remember a push chair being with us and talking about the baby
We were down the Albion pub
This version of Kung Fu Fighting could be the worst thing ever created #totp
I remember being in the pub with Raj watching that. Twas a great moment
J-Rod v the Villa ffs
Yup
I just wish that one didn’t sound so muddy in comparison with the studio albums
A bit of bad boy boogie would have sorted them out
Bon Scott wouldn’t have put up with that behaviour
I’m saving it for the right time
I hated the Portishead one, largely because of the audience clapping along, admittedly
Sponnerland
Nor Rock of Ages. And the write up of Alive 2007 suggests the writer wasn’t aware of the first Daft Punk live album which included the same tricks they gush over. And If You Want Blood outside the top five. And no Bill Withers. Pfffffffffffffffffft
www.discogs.com/digs/collect... Any list of best live albums that doesn’t have Its Too Late to Stop Now at number one was obviously compiled by people with cloth ears
Someone's found time out from endorsing the best pal of the world's mist notorious pedophile, rolling back the rights to peaceful protest & hosting a man who signs bombs whilst aiding & abetting the genocide those bombs are being used in, to offer some thoughts on political violence
Good luck Martin. Sending you loads of positive thoughts
Trump Makes Statement: “Sorry We Had To Martyr You, Charlie, But They Wouldn’t Shut Up About Epstein” www.reddit.com/r/onionheadl...
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
Hahahaha
Proper football
It’s astonishing news
What? Gnabry played for the Albion? Why haven’t the meeja mentioned this before?
To potentially oversimplify this, but the number of people arrested at the Palestine Action protests exceeds the entire number of people, on average, attending the anti-asylum hotels protests, yet they are called "fringe" and those outside hotels are called the "voice of the people".
Join the Greens!
@secondmentions.bsky.social a doozy here:
Hitmaking trio
Superb
Alan Miller?
I’m trying to think of fighty Little-Megson era blokes. Sneekes?
Oooh that’s tantalising. Flynn?
Jason van Blerk
Excellent
📹 A few words on after Friday night’s FA Trophy win against NPL East Division rivals Emley, some thoughts on their recent rise up the non-league pyramid and why it’s always a hospitable welcome at Grounsell Park (now The Willow Park) ⚫️⚪️ @heatonstan.bsky.social
Proper football
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz348bs
Oh that’s good
At last, we can get the proper speed on this one
YIUUURRRRSSSSS
Hahaha I’d forgotten that.
Those years were genius
Classic.
Quinny was hilarious
Surprisingly no, he just thought they were all crap and didn’t want any of them to pass it to anybody else because they’d definitely lose the ball
Superb
Yup, he couldn’t kick the ball that far
Also the bloke behind me shouting “WE SURRENDER” while I waved a white hankie against Liverpool after their fourth went in A bloke hoying a huge black bag full of rubbish onto the pitch from the Halfords against Plymouth in the cup
It was a classic.
Mickey Evans heading a late equaliser v Portsmouth when Little was in charge Gary Hackett’s boot flying off The ball hitting Kevin Bartlett on the back of the head as he hared down the wing thinking it would go over his head “DOE PASS IT TO IM” bellowed at every player by a bloke in the Rainbow
tOWNEND doing the tombola while a bloke yelled “watch you don’t pull your hamstring there Andy” should have been there
Nice photo!
Can’t argue with his New Balance sneakers either
Microphone check
Can’t sleep? Need something soporific? Here you go: some thoughts about concrete in some novels by Philip K. Dick doi.org/10.1080/0011...
No Villa connections at all, I can guarantee that
#noToytownTechno
Proper football #photography #nonleague #shorts #dogs #onmaheed
YIUUURRRRSSSSS
Gloria Estefan is watching with keen interest
That’s because I asked the font of all knowledge, Old Man Raj for help with it as he was an eyewitness. Sadly, his memory wasn’t what it was in the Plesozoic era
Hahaha YIUUURRRRSSSSS
Take care Lukas. Sending you good wishes
They watched it on the zoetrope when it first came out
Our media ecosystem is deeply unequal. While the government and media amplify the claims and threats of the far right, millions more desperately want a more equal country that works better for us all.
Good call
Some good selections here. (Common One is one of Van’s most underrated albums btw)
The Albion links?
Scornflake Ghhhoul 
