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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! I work @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. He/Him wigucomics.com/ also dollmilk.com/ oh and https://www.topatoco.com/
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Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy https://theonion.com/five-or-six-dudes-jump-out-of-nowhere-and-just-start-wh-1819565638/
You think private equity firms are good?
Birdhouses, Butts & Barbed Wire had so much potential. Private equity firms should be outlawed.
CVS originally stood for "Cigarettes, Vitamins & Stuff" but they stopped selling cigarettes so no one knows what's going on now
Just honking and hollering and tossing fireballs out the window all the way to the Marriott
I might have to fire up the van.
topatoco.com/collections/...
I'm a robot and I have no fucking idea what a motorcycle looks like. How am I supposed to use this thing
This is my dog, Dr. Bronner. He was born with fur that is naturally printed with thousands of strange words
I think the purpose of IG is that it's not FOR experts, it's for simple oafs who don't care anything ends up looking like as long as a lot of people look at it, and that's why it ends up being so sucky.
A week later you've got the whole dash pulled out in their car looking up youtube videos about how to install a CD changer
I know this I just don't like having money
The other day I was driving the Topatoco van and someone asked what we did and I just told them we sell custom potatoes online.
Weird how 90% of my spam now is about how they can shoehorn a.i. into whatever the hell it is we do exactly
You need to not talk to me
Incapable of bringing absolutely unnecessary negativity into the world? Aren't things bad enough as it is? I believe it is possible to for you to improve your behavior.
There's no way the sequel will be as good but fingers crossed!
This is the best movie I've ever seen
I just realized the way I'm avoiding AI feels exactly like wearing a mask when covid started
911 operator: "Oh, hi Jessica."
It's really the only thing worth spending any money on at all.
Oh no! Call 911
IT'S JUST TWELVE OUNCES!!!
Do y'all like, die if you finish a can of seltzer or something?
I'm pretty sure it's an app but I've never considered it useful, as I am a person who tries
Sorry I'm late, I remembered some song lyric I might have been wrong about
I don't even USE the feet.
Yeah. I just gotta buy a new TV and I hate that my decision is being affected by a bunch of 1 star reviews by idiots who can't figure out how the feet go on
If only all the product reviews weren't submitted by the most functionally illiterate, hapless dumbasses on the planet. I guess the same could be said for the internet in general tho
10 years ago today, me and Chompsky got stuck in a hole together <3 imgur.com/gallery/hole...
She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
Burying the lede if nothing else!
Right! I always forget about that because it feels like an afterthought.
Are you sure ALL she wants to do is dance? Cause it kinda sounds like she also likes to party and get down
Just dreamed I was at a strip club karaoke bar and the KJ was Pam Bondi and I absolutely bombed "Let Her Cry" and everyone was SO mad at me
You're handing out smiles all the time!
Holy moley we're gonna need to add another wing to the house where this is the only thing on display.
Sometimes to calm down I will scroll through the @nightvaleradio.bsky.social episode prints and just look at them. @angrycomics.bsky.social is one of the coolest artists in the world and why she isn't like an Andy Warhol type person at this point is beyond me. topatoco.com/collections/...
#horseprobs
We're also introducing a critical piece of legislation called the Podcast Reduction Act which will limit the number of podcasts a single person can have to 35.
I just hope it's an Adults tour so we can drink and say swear words
We've been meaning to go out there for years! Maybe this... is the year
You don't think I've tried that? You don't think I tried that at least a HUNDRED TIMES?
Haha I needed a hose repair kit but I accidentally ordered a HORSE repair kit instead. Anybody got a fucked up horse hmu
Why yes sir it does "suck to be me" how very observant of you
Looking forward to seeing what relatively straightforward turn of phrase people start using incorrectly when they get tired of using "POV" incorrectly
Ohhhh shit
It's the winter of my dissed content
Hard to find time to engage with all this content!
I've deleted the same joke about calling a bong a "blerng" like three times, how am I supposed to write a BOOK? let's find out
Arrrgh *grabs the Earth by the collar and slaps it around"
It's ok, it's canon and they paid me two hundred million dollars
HOG SHOTS
Don't you mean "Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia)"?
Why does he look like that. Why can't he not look like that
In my case I think you're describing schizophrenia?
I would complain to my boss but he's a deeply troubled and obstinate person who is really awkward and just basically a living nightmare person
I like doing warehouse work honestly but doing anything for 10+ hours a day for more than two weeks straight with no days off kinda kills the buzz
Not if you're good!
*SHE
I TOLD you I can't be mayor because I'm ALLERGIC!
Next time!
I feel BAD that I didn't just greet the MAYOR who was in our DRIVEWAY because I was too busy eating TACOS IN THE POOL
Today I rode my bike for a bit and my shorts were probably a little too short so, you're welcome Easthampton
Madison Cunty is a BAD ASS
The Bitches of Madison Cunty
OH IT IS! We have to celebrate, there's still time. Hooray for underwear!!
The Britches of Madison County. Is that anything
Yeah, me too.
Proponents of AI always talk about productivity etc etc but they never mention how literally nobody wants to read or consume the garbage that you didn’t even want to make.
I had my eye on it forever and finally decided we deserve a treat!
I sure do get a lot of ads about shirts for guys who want to hide their beer bellies I wonder what that's all about
In their favorite spot!
Yeah. I will never go to Florida again.
Nooooooo I have had a similar situation and all I can say is, be grateful you have control of your bowels (if you do)
Sometimes it's hard to believe peaches are real
happy 2 years to the Boston Cop Slide
It's SO GOOD
Despite having the option to not watch Eyes Wide Shut, we watched Eyes Wide Shut last night. What a cliffhanger! Looking forward to the sequel. Time to get back in the directors chair, Stanley!
So it's not a statement about how half human cow people are not property to be owned by anyone, I see. I'm learning so much today
That's the implication, right? That Bart Simpson is suggesting they're on the verge of giving birth to an actual, live cow, and demanding they refrain from doing so? What an odd thing for a young man to say
"Don't give birth to a cow, sir." --Burt Sampson
They're bad guys! And they just get to go around doing that. Unacceptable.
It also might explain the weird Space Jam dream I had last night
We have a compost bin there's not even any food in there!
Bears, I am trying to like you but you're making it hard.
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
And BUNCO
Finally figured out what this little plastic folding chair is for. It's an egg chair, obviously
Not sure! I think I used to just tweet that all the time back when I used to not have a debilitating fear of being in enclosed places.
SLOPPERS it is.
Gonna get me a FUCK OFF NYT tattoo at this point
It's jargon at BEST
It is Friday
Funny how the one who was the Prince of Darkness ended up with a legacy as being a pretty decent dude and the one who used to run around waving American flags all the time trying to be a good guy ended up a big old shitstain
He's being a huge piece of shit in Heaven now
The next @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social comic is gonna be wild
We need access to unlimited funds IMMEDIATELY. What is even the point of rich people.