I didn't take a pic. I just noted down the reg plate & passed it on to the real Police.
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I didn't take a pic. I just noted down the reg plate & passed it on to the real Police.
Saw a 'Police' liveried Hillman Imp in Warrington earlier. Had a sign on the rear windscreen, 'Do not take photos while driving.'
Ken Goodwin for the lads & lasses. 'Settle down now'
The south in one tweet.
The White Hart on the right, which is now Monroe's. Used to have a cracking jukebox in there. #Analysis
Arse over the side. Get the wind between your cheeks
Can't fault that attire👌
"Oooooooooooohhh. Sex"
Just piss over the side. Sorry Fergal, if you're listening
I am that elderly relative!
Just doing a bit of prep for my week in Norfolk
I'd also take it up with Martin Ziegler, about the phrase 'back down.' I don't scribe for The Times
I've read that & also the article in The Times. My original post was it's opened the door for a massive Etihad deal. Which it has.
Unless it was a toastmaster with a wig on, and we've all missed the point? Makes you think!
You are correct. It's just opened the door for a massive Etihad sponsorship which was awaiting this outcome.
Does anyone want to tell Banksy, that Judges don't set the law. That's the job of MPs, through legislation in Parliament. Obviously all that west country cider has frazzled his Brizzle brain.
Tbf. As a Chelsea fan, he's more aware than anybody about corrupt foreign money
An upgrade on Doku then?!
Pete should have volleyed the cunt all over the pitch
Which with hindsight, was a bit of a blessing that he just got kicked!
Paging @theparisangel.bsky.social
Clarity & brevity, old boy. I've witnessed their stupidity at first hand. One particular event that is too long winded for here
Slightly diminish a book Fridge over the River Kwai
Because they're thick as fuck & have been institutionalised
He needs locking up with that kind of behaviour
Slightly diminish a book The merry wives of Slough
'Think'
Kudos to this bloke/woman
Tremendous
Oh yes. Always handy for a 4am Chinese
Loved that place when it was on Peter St. Dead handy for my dinnoh, when I was at #TheGraft Sit in & eat my kebab, while watching some obscure game of Turkish association
Seemed a really good idea at the time!
Ray Mears, please
He looked like he'd had a stroke
Hate the game. Not the player
Got a similar one of Jake, but I can't find it
Worse than Dean Saunders. Another boring lying cunt
I said this in the pub at our last game. He's one boring fucker
Just like this poor soul that time. "When will I feel normal again?"
Saw one the other week. Couldn't remember the name, but it finished with 'Forest Bank grass'
I had to get rid of 'summat' at Schiphol once before going through the customs checks. Instead of ditching it, I decided I'd take it all. I was running around the departure lounge like a loon!
Branston fan here in peace.
I had to drag myself out. For the benefit of my childrens inheritance
Eggsackleh that!
Lovely bit of graffiti for the Radio 3/Classic FM gang, under the Mancunian way (Ardwick end)
You'd be a 'whirling dervish'
Needs more beans!
You can never attend Go Outdoors, without purchasing a load of gear that you already have. It's like 'crack' to us outdoor walking types.
Haha. A break from the normal graffiti
Calm down Victoria Wood
I'm not even watching it.
To the tune of 'There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis?'
Wasn't Denis Law pushing you around a golf course in your pram?
Looked good from where I was sat. In my high chair!
Just been discussing the poor standard of English International association with my life partner
Brand new khazi & it ended up looking like the H Blocks
I was in there on the opening night. Some bloke shat himself
Get in the beer garden
Hahaha
Good idea
Sorry. Got hacked
What in the name of Ian Drury's club foot are these?
Told you
Just put a pot noodle in pitta, like you did last night. You fucking disgusting apple fucking wurzel
Foresters next?
His ashes are!
You're not squinting your eyes enough & holding it at 49° #Hologram
Not anymore it isn't!
You're welcome open.spotify.com/track/5CKvqC...
Just stick some leeches on it
White horse?
Don't be ill then. Plain & simple!
Show us more, so we can guess what pub you're in?
Are you picking up medication?
Surrounding The Lamb?
Everything bought from Temu in the house
No idea who it is?
No doubt you've been ready 2hrs?
Sat in waiting for a dog food delivery. The woman who ordered it for today, 'had to nip out'. So my morning is fucked up & hers isn't. How's your day so far?
Ginger tho'.
He's defo going on a killing spree in the future
Hope you lorded it up when you cashed it in?
He's the only one i'd never heard of
No league ladders, no party
Where was he from?
Who the fuck is that Dykes fella for the sweaties?
