Is there any other industry like this?
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Is there any other industry like this?
I feel that big time
"what if we just pick the corn way too early and tell people to just eat it cob and all" they really tried to pull a fast one on us
Remember baby corn? Absolutely horrible
are you making a game?
looks dope!
yoo congrats!
I know, right?
Every time I see Tim Meadows I compulsively tell my wife that's Tim Meadows. He is magic.
love to hang out: friend style
New Things are exciting, we got a couple New Things
Vintage Story looks dope, like what I wanted MC to be
yeah, I'm poking around godot, refreshingly light weight. GDScript is pretty easy to pick up, but my artist brain yearns for node spaghetti.
incredible!
are you making a game?
We need to find a Senior Community Manager! It would be *really beneficial* for anyone applying to have online multiplayer and insider testing experience, for... absolutely no reason at all. Nothing to see here. Move along. Why would we even *say* that? 👀 www.doublefine.com/jobs
when you walk into a game and everyone just gives you the Asset Store Stare 😑
be honest
a nice cooker
This ding dongs demise is a content whale fall, every creature is getting their pound of flesh. I think it's the only thing propping up our economy. Finally we have harnessed Dunking as a source of energy!
At no point should you ever produce anything of value, only SPECULATIONS of productivity that people can pump and dump and swap and loan and take out debt against which can then be repackaged and sold again until no one has even the slightest clue of what is holding this thing up!
There will be 2 kinds of jobs, SWINDLING and LORDING. If you own nothing to rent out, you SWINDLE till you can LORD. If you LORD hard enough you unlock MASS SWINDLING. Beautiful!!!
rent seeking behavior has toppled many societies, but what if we made society ENTIRELY out of rent seeking behavior
habitat fig 1. Tecthyra paleomortua fig 2. Chthonomorpha larvacea fig 3. Osculavermis radicifera fig 4. Gryllothera polycheira
I don't have the proper words to say more than this now but I was just laid off. My role at Giant Squid is being eliminated. If your studio is looking for an environment artist, please let me know ASAP. I have 5+ years of experience. thank you
when you walk into a game and everyone just gives you the Asset Store Stare 😑
"STEM" baby capital wanted to dilute the workers leverage and schools delivered
The only thing you used to have to "log in" into was Runescape, now you have to log in to update drivers, log in to open unreal, log in to use photoshop, log in to see pictures of yourself from when you were logged out.
memory eruption
memory eruption
We'll call that Allyship You're in
If you can relate go.bsky.app/EpxDqag
being bald makes me better at game dev
If you had an idea like "what if a phonebook was digital and also evil" in 2005 apparently you get infinite money to burn forever
wait for an IHOP 💀
Insane what they used to get away with
If I understand correctly, you can achieve that by attempting to add a key/value pair with an identical key to the one in the array you want to update the value of?
i am game developer
I think microplastics are like boba to mosquitos
[spends less than the price of a movie ticket on a video game] this better entertain me for the rest of my life or i will be so mad
lmao they deactivated this guys cybertruck in the middle of the freeway for making a song about cybtertruck 🥴
it’s really kicking off on r/AIsoulmates
Hello come look at our money and tell us if it's good? 🙂 #gamedevjobs doublefine.pinpointhq.com/en/postings/...
Can't I'm busy this weekend
That was quicker than expected. I don't think I need to explain the bad incentives at play in a gambling ecosystem. bsky.app/profile/alex...
Just a reminder, I love making item art for games. If you think you'd need some for your game, please get in touch.
Wow so me and the boys were just chillin, perceiving reality in our sweet ass cave, then some douche bag barged in talking about how it's all just shadows on a wall, a pale imitation of the true "Form of the Good" ? So we killed him with rocks lol
I think she deserves to know
Every week a new potion appears in the cash shop and I must stress that it does NOT actually help the balding
video game where you go bald
this is why hex-based was invented
Imagine GTA, but your player created avatar has a 30% of male pattern baldness
video game where you go bald
that's just a "Business Major" bud
Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.
25 Years Young today!
it has everything boys need
eating mine boyslop 🙂↕️
Looking at bay area real estate, can't wait to buy a burnt down shack under a freeway 2 hours from work for a reasonable $1 mil.
bro thought he bought a mountain for $7.99
So good listed 👁️
The Steam page for Cartomantic is now live! Wishlisting and sharing is greatly appreciated. 💖 #godot #indiegame #tarot #roguelite #deckbuilder
not on my watch
Beep Boop
1 dmg
Is that the train at Roaring Camp? We just filled that thing with DF peeps on Tues. Our cabooses may have touched the same caboose.
Huge Joel incoming
Fake Ai people, who are just a wrapper for a prompt box, that you still have to pay, proudly advertised as such.
Hey you know how you're just barely scraping by trying to sell your skills? Well we've made a digital clone, trained on you, to undercut you, because that's legal.
Fiverr offering Ai "contractors" is so bleak man.
introducing my beautiful initiative "Kill All Games" it's long over due at 1 million signatures all games will be KILLED
I've heard this called the "countdown to clown town" - the time it takes any live service game to devolve into complete incoherence and illegibility due to the constant addition of licensed tie-in cosmetics
turns out if you programmatically repeat everything that follows the phrase "This isn't PC but.." you get MechaHitler
look, it's in beta, sometimes on the road to creating a subtle persuasive racist super intelligence you accidently create MechHitler. Keep the faith.
introducing my beautiful initiative "Kill All Games" it's long over due at 1 million signatures all games will be KILLED
they said it couldn't be done
old dummy status
Removing 10% of my car till it runs better
Omg it's beautiful
bet it's Halo
The thing about ancient coins is you can hold them!!!!
A game where you play as a handsome fellow
"Okay big dawg" is "Slay" for us guys.
These early days of people admitting/bragging that they used Ai to abdicate their expertise will be nothing compared to when people realize they need to hide that. Did your employee use Ai to do this task? Did your Boss use Ai to decide who to layoff?
We are going to suffer the terrifying combination of leadership that is simultaneously: Inept enough to abdicate decision making to error prone Ai Egotistical enough to double down on those decisions
I'm friend-pilled and buddy-maxxing
10 margs deep, 10 miles away from shore
gotta be a bot trained to be as annoying as possible
Every time I open photoshop they've hidden the things I use most, and made them work worse.
I think we've earned Spore 2
