The other day my driving instructor told me "You're fearless when you need to be scared and scared when you need to be fearless" and I've never had someone so succinctly describe exactly what the fuck is wrong with me
The other day my driving instructor told me "You're fearless when you need to be scared and scared when you need to be fearless" and I've never had someone so succinctly describe exactly what the fuck is wrong with me
Senator Ted Cruz posted a dramatic video of LAPD cars on fire with the caption “this… is… not… peaceful.” What he didn’t mention? The footage was from 2020, not 2025. His post on X falsely implied it was current, part of a broader effort to spread lies and manufacture a crisis.
While talking about how signal is good, want to remind people that publicly telling people to use signal to commit crime has been accepted as “probably cause” in court cases
Perfect, no notes.
Aaaaaaaand I've finished it
Finally I got the book!
Mayonnaise, ketchup, and French fried onions are a pretty good combination on hotdogs. I like the crunch! I do miss chili dogs though, It's been ages since I've had one I've never been a fan of mustard
When did everyone get together and agree that ketchup doesn't belong on hotdogs? Put whatever the fuck you want on your hotdogs
Me: So it's "James Bong", right? And instead of looking great in a tuxedo, he wears a t-shirt with an alien on it and has this wispy neckbeard... Studio exec: *presses trapdoor button underneath desk*
Welcome back! Here's a Morticia photo to celebrate
FUCK YEAH THE THIRD SELLER MAILED THE BOOK!!!!!!
Pretty kitty Morticia
He's so fucking stupid I love him
you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
Like how hard can buying one fucking secondhand Stephen King novel be? Somehow, extremely hard.
On attempt number three of trying to buy a copy of Gerald's Game from someone on Vinted. Third times the charm?
Do you think he ships Destiel?
Damn I hope he's vaccinated I cant afford the vet visit
Half an hour into new pope and I already miss Francis
Young priest! there's no need to feel down there's a Country! That's inside of a town you can Go there! Now ol Frank's underground and you choose a new guy (bom bom bom bom bom) It's fun to vote for a P O P E
Hey bluesky should you announce planned crimes or things that might be considered crimes on social media even under an alias
I’m reminded of a recent Judith Butler interview in which they pointed out that the history of feminism is characterised by resisting definitions of what a woman is or can be. The idea that my gametes (good lord) are what make me a woman feels as offensive as any other limitation i can imagine.
Basically what I'm saying is that it looks like I'm about to lose my right to vote
I'd also like to note that overseas voters overwhelmingly lean left to the point that the democratic party has an entire program for members who live abroad while the republicans do not.
People talk about the SAVE act screwing over married women but I'd also like to bring to people's attention that overseas voters would also no longer be able to apply for voter registration online and thus would be required to travel back to the U.S to have to apply to vote. Which can be expensive.
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
These are the same type of people who will "YAAAASSS QUEEN!!" Jasmine Crockett while conspicuously leaving out the fact that she's from Texas
Why do my cats cycle between being best friends and cuddling constantly to fighting and not even wanting to be in the same room with each other?
I love how despite the fact that they came from the same litter they have such distinct faces
Gomez keeps yelling at me to give him dinner but I literally did and it's just sitting on a plate in the kitchen. He just decided that he didn't want to join me and Morticia while I was serving it
Lance Gooden appears to have turned off his fax machine and I am being 100% serious when I say he should be removed from office for this.
Mr. Milchick Severance is such a mood like I too would make a dumb excuse and then immediately turn around and bolt from the room after dropping something potentially distressing in front of someone
Wait who is this cat and where can I go to learn more about him?
Gomez don't fall!
Sadly I failed yo get a photo of them yawning in unison
It's been a while since it happened but yes in the end I did it
Silicon Valley guys casting government employees as lazy, parasitic, and malevolent seems like a giant case of projection imo
can't think of an argument against this
I am legit scared to ride in a Tesla because of this. I don't want to die in a car fire because the vehicle is designed to lock me in if something goes wrong.
If apartheid was wrong in South Africa, it is wrong in Israel. If ethnic cleansing was wrong in Bosnia, it is wrong in Palestine. If genocide was wrong in Rwanda, it is wrong in Gaza. There is no principled way to support human rights in one context while excusing their violation in another.
The Israeli military is bombing Gaza again, breaching the ceasefire. Hundreds of people are already reported killed. This is not because they could not use diplomacy to achieve the goals that made them agree to the ceasefire. It is because having achieved them, they can now resume the genocide.
If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com
since she was 8 months old www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...
COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!! GOD: Who The Hell Is That ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene GOD: What
it was written by a guy who had supported the Nazis as a conservative and came to terribly regret his direct contribution to their evil.
May I recommend 100 Little Curses by Street Sweeper Social Club?
Dude doesnt have any concept of what an economy is and he's better for it
"The AVMA never recommends raw diets for dogs or cats because of the risk of multiple pathogens..." and the spread of H5N1 makes raw feeding riskier than ever. "The strain that’s currently circulating has a near 90 percent case fatality rate in domestic cats” www.popsci.com/health/how-t...
I figure you're signalling to people you're in communication with that they're talking to you
if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.
Ive been watching it vicariously through posts on the Hilariabaldwin subreddit and it's incredible to watch. (Both the show and just how much they hate her)
It does not matter whether you think Israel is committing genocide in Gaza. They are, but that's not the point If you stand by while the DHS executes a warrantless arrest of a green card holder for his political beliefs, you're giving them a permission slip to arrest anyone who opposes them
Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.
save me ibuprofen!
had plans for today but then I woke up with a migrane
guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T
Is your NGO forced to sign a statement agreeing to transphobia, opposing climate justice, or anything like that in order to get US funding? You can send me a msg on Signal at @ ayoub.02
Rep. Al Green is a goddamn hero.
okay now I'm really excited for this episode
🖋️ “Texas: No to School Vouchers - Properly Fund Public Schools” (Texas only) hit 100 signers! Text PWVARI to 50409
You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made
🖋️ “The U.S. MUST stand with Ukraine!” hit 5,000 signers! Text PNQODF to 50409
These were the good times and I didn't even know it (because the couch was uncomfortable as hell)
I never realized how much of the cat toy clutter around my house was made manageable by a large percentage of them being stuck under my couch at any given time until I got a new couch that the cats can fit under
There was literally an incident where a politician named Thomas Hutchinson had his house ransacked because of how angry his constituents were with him like, holding town halls and listening to what people have to say is the peaceful alternative to what used to happen back in the day
The final vote: 51-45, with 4 people absent. CLOTURE FAILS, A CONGRESSIONAL SPORTS BAN WILL NOT HAPPEN. Democrats hold firm, not a single dem voted for cloture. MAJOR victory for everyone who called in today and this week in support of trans people.
My heart breaks for Dolly Parton right now it must be so hard to lose someone whose been with you for 58 years.
Yeah people noticed he started doing it around the time the United Health CEO got killed.
I always take my multivitamin with food and sometimes I wonder if my body knows that the vitamins are coming from something separate or if it just thinks that I'm eating an extremely nutritious banana?
Morticia is annoyed with me for staying up so late and yet she chooses to stay ❤️
The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217
That's how we saw it too
american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit
Little miss stole my spot on the couch
The reality is that if a guy wants to follow a woman into a bathroom to hurt her the sign on the door will do nothing to stop him.
In regards to John Deere it definitely feels like
Cant wait until the next #BandcampFriday I have so many albums I wanna buy!
Pass it on… www.change.org/p/revoke-elo...
That’s why I hate it when powerful people reply to Musk by first throat clearing with respect, admiration etc before getting to the issue. If you ever did respect him, that’s sad. But at this point any deference at all is dangerous. Do not kiss the Nazi’s ass. Give him nothing but shit. Break him.
USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them In a statement, an Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation." www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
This monstera I bought was so rootbound oh my god
Aviation’s first responders save lives. Listen to your Flight Attendants.
Morticia being as close to touching grass as she can get as an indoor cat
I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner
Please, please archive your work. Please. I’ve recently been saving lots of my essays as pdfs just so the Internet doesn’t suddenly delete them all (this happened to a whole load of blogs I wrote for The Independent years ago). I don’t want you to wake up and suddenly find your work gone like I did.
Gomez napping but always ready to sow chaos
The removal of a transgender reference from the National Park Service’s Stonewall website wasn’t done by NPS staff. Elon, care to elaborate?
🖋️ “Vote NO on PA SB 213 to protect trans rights” (Pa. only) hit 500 signers!
Got a couple temp shifts so mental health cat posting was slowed down but I'm back to force yall to look at my cats for your wellbeing here's a cuddly Gomez watching TV with me
I don't think I'm still going to have the right to vote by the midterms
the one upside of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico is that it opens up room for a future president to replace the new name with the entire script for Bee Movie
