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@willpauer.com

retro gaming collector, wrestling fan, goth dad. willpauer dot com. queer as in Bowie. PDX. drug of choice: oxytocin. still waiting for diet mountain dew to be sold in pallets

created August 18, 2023

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6/9/2025, 12:26:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

honestly I picked Dyatlov because he's on the top 10 biggest fuckups in nuclear energy history list, behind the schmucks who FAFO'd with the Demon Core the rest of the names were pure engagement bait

6/9/2025, 12:23:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

read further down the thread

6/9/2025, 12:16:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

finally, someone gets it ❤

6/9/2025, 12:13:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

look, we are all merely lumps of electrified fat driving meat Gundams while trying to avoid going insane, we should find amusement wherever and however we can so long as nobody gets hurt without consent

6/9/2025, 12:12:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

real answer: shame is for bad things like hurting people, and I have harmed no one with my wanton distribution of abject stupidity joke answer: as a Catholic apostate, I am forbidden by the Church from feeling shame

6/9/2025, 11:52:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

if you've read this far, I regret to inform you that I am still talking out of my ass, I don't know shit about fuck, everything I said in this thread is just me slamming words together except the part about the Mensheviks and the Whites, they got knocked the fuck out (the Bolsheviks too)

6/9/2025, 11:36:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

in my opinion, you have to start from the beginning. revolution requires bloodshed; the White Army and the Mensheviks can tell you as much. no, the best place to start a command economy is right at the beginning of your nation.

6/9/2025, 11:29:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

but setting aside all that, let's look at the feasibility. how do you get there, in a practical sense? do you have the means, the members, the resources? do you have enough competent people to enact it? what will you do about any opposition?

6/9/2025, 11:26:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

the reason I say this is because all the various economic models and opinions and systems lose sight of the actual human element. they deal with theoretical numbers on so many scraps of paper, and actual humanity isn't considered.

6/9/2025, 11:23:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

which highlights the one big question: what good will it do for the people? corporatism has proven to be bad for the people, and the current conditions of the United States proves this. would a planned economy end up that much better for the people in the long run? if so, how?

6/9/2025, 11:14:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

another example: Leo goes to the market because he's out of his favorite coffee. when Leo arrives his favorite coffee is totally out of stock. turns it the Secretary of Economics has ordered an end to the production of Leo's favorite coffee. now Leo is sad.

6/9/2025, 11:12:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

for example: Leo is a longshoreman, worked on the docks 15 years, loves to do it, etc. one day the Secretary of Economics orders that more people are needed as truck drivers. Leo gets picked, but he doesn't want to be a truck driver, has no drivers license, etc. what happens to Leo?

6/9/2025, 11:08:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

I will say one benefit is that people will be able to work and ply their trades, but two questions arise: 1) what incentivizes a possible necessary of going beyond "meeting quota"; 2) what of the people who don't want to switch assigned careers in case of a surplus/deficit in workers

6/9/2025, 11:05:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

look, it's late and I have to be up in five hours so I'm going to bed, but pretty much everything I typed in the last eight-ish hours has been done with the sole purpose of riling up internet communists. I really don't have an opinion on command economies other than "sure why not"

6/9/2025, 11:01:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

...does he know? should somebody tell him?

6/9/2025, 8:27:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

what would ever give you the impression that i'm just here to troll

6/9/2025, 8:07:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

yes yes we've all read bald man's stuff here, get on with it

6/9/2025, 6:31:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

oh, but there is a better system!

6/9/2025, 6:20:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

no

6/9/2025, 5:09:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

some anime reference I don't understand with one guy going
6/9/2025, 4:56:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

how dare you accuse me of having aesthetics

6/9/2025, 4:53:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

miniseries?

6/9/2025, 4:44:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

in my defense I also had a ONS with a guy who was born in Leningrad

6/9/2025, 4:29:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

trust me bro, I read it on Facebook

6/9/2025, 4:23:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

6/9/2025, 3:45:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

the solution - a policy i favor greatly - is an army of ten billion practically-invulnerable supersoldiers with complete, undying, and unbreakable loyalty to me and me alone my first command: arrest anyone with a man bun

6/9/2025, 3:20:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

yes

6/9/2025, 3:03:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

the memes were great, if but for a brief moment

6/9/2025, 3:02:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

1) my brother in terry funk, you are talking to someone who posts goatse on a regular basis 2) why do tankies always assume that anyone who critiques components of Stalinism/Maoism is in favor of capitalism and/or corporatism 3) there is a far simpler solution

6/9/2025, 3:01:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

i stole this text from reddit it's a scene from Inglorious Bastards, where an undercover agent posing as a Nazi holds up his middle finger, ring finger, and index finger to express the number 3. The way an actual German would express 3 would be to hold up the thumb, index and middle finger. In the movie this tips off the other Nazis that the man they are speaking to is a British spy as the way he expressed three is how a British or American person would do it. This was originally a viral reply to a comment by a supposed American right wing twitter account that talked about Texas having warm water ports. The terminology of warm water ports is similar to the finger thing as virtually every country with sea ports has warm water ports. Except Russia. In fact gaining a warm water port (as opposed to all the russian ports that freeze in the winter) has been an obsession with Russian Imperialists for a few centuries now. It's a big reason for invading Crimea in Ukraine for example. By talking about warm water ports, that account revealed itself as a russian bot account. No actual Texan would be talking about warm water ports. After the tweet went viral, people have been using the image as a reaction to other accounts that they think accidentally revealed their bot status.
6/9/2025, 2:14:37 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

the problem with the theory of planned economy is that it fails to adequately take into account how humans are naturally scumbags. there'll always be Trumps, Musks, Bezoses, Stalins, Dyatlovs, etc

6/9/2025, 1:23:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

jaiiiiii goatseee deeeeeevaaaaaaaaa ॐ

5/9/2025, 11:13:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

if nothing else i am at least consistent in replying with the kind of reply they deserve

5/9/2025, 11:02:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

is this #vegan

goatse again, because we play all the hits on 94.5 KSKT
5/9/2025, 10:59:09 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com)

I really want a big ol breakfast sandwich right now scrambled eggs, sausage, cheese, some sort of creamy snd spicy sauce, fuckit throw a hash brown patty on there too I fucking love breakfast food

5/9/2025, 8:12:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted

i don't trust people my age who start calling it a pfp. that's not your term. we call it an avatar, god damn it

5/9/2025, 3:57:08 AM | 2156 206 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

I just had to internet today, didn't I

4/9/2025, 11:39:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

I strongly disagree. the fancy tables like the new Stern tables (X-Men, King Kong, etc) are providing new play opportunities while retaining the soul of pinball, judt like fancy tables from the 90s (STTNG, Thestre of Magic). hell, there's still EM tables being made. pinball is doing fine

4/9/2025, 11:35:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

brit where's my lobster fork, I need to forcibly remove my eyeballs

4/9/2025, 11:31:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

probably for the better; I am not artistic at all, I simply float through life like the fattest jellyfish you've ever seen

4/9/2025, 11:23:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

in all fairness the last time I waited 30 years for a music thing was seeing Stabbing Westward live and it was worth every penny, so you're probably right

4/9/2025, 11:02:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

I bought that album and aside from "Spin the Black Circle" it was like flushing twenty bucks down the toilet

4/9/2025, 9:33:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse.bsky.social) reposted

Capitalism realized a while ago that a huge swath of young millennials and elder Gen Z are just broke enough to not comfortably start a family or buy a house but just flush with enough cash to fill the emotional holes left by shitty boomer parents with overpriced children’s toys

image
4/9/2025, 9:23:41 PM | 841 116 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

3/9/2025, 8:22:07 PM | 29214 8599 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

I don't even use 3 in 1 shampoo and I still feel attacked

4/9/2025, 3:19:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

and if you try to distance yourself so you can self-regulate, you feel like you're slacking off or abandoning someone or otherwise not doing what you're supposed to do, so it gets you on both ends

4/9/2025, 3:14:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

that's like half of what I bring to the table so I guess I'm headed left

4/9/2025, 2:20:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

the fuck did Talib Kweli do to deserve that kind of extremely-specific heat

4/9/2025, 2:15:26 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

went to the Portland show, it's pretty much a consistent state of emotional vulnerability and the horny does come out but quickly runs far away towards the end of the set

4/9/2025, 2:14:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

fuckit. everyone post your rigs

a custom desktop computer from the front a custom desktop computer from the window side, showing the internal components
3/9/2025, 8:02:27 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

I tried to introduce my 19-year-old son to bash a couple months ago and he just made fun of me. when he comes to visit for Christmas I'll bet him $50 he can't figure out how to exit vim without googling it

3/9/2025, 8:00:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

my first computer is now a museum piece. Leading Edge Model D. Intel 8088, 640K RAM, two 5.25" floppy drives. I miss that old bastard sometimes

3/9/2025, 7:58:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

over time that "its thinking" sound becomes the "oh god is it about to crash" sound, same with my zip disks back in the day

3/9/2025, 7:50:28 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

from the viewer perspective, it's absolutely changed - over the last few weeks i've gotten videos on the front page that have nothing to do with what i want (ex: prison tours, old commercial compilations, shitloads of let's plays with like 12 views) and i can't think of why besides algorithm fuckery

3/9/2025, 5:28:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

Arizona State above Alabama on the poll, you love to see it

2/9/2025, 8:43:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

my fantasy baseball team was named Jedd Gyorkoff for like four seasons straight

2/9/2025, 6:54:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com)

resisted the urge to do all 2014 Diamondbacks and put in the first nine guys to pop into my head

2/9/2025, 6:52:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com)

AEW says they're "for the sickos". AEW is to wrestling what Bama/Auburn is to college football; i.e. not at all sicko material. Let's see the wrestling equivalent of Akron/Ball State. THAT'S for the sickos.

2/9/2025, 2:02:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture United Farm Workers (@ufw.bsky.social) reposted

Let's give a shout out to the men & women who labor in the fields to put food on our tables. #WeFeedYou #LaborDay. Mandemosle un saludo a los hombres y mujeres que trabajan en el campo para poner comida en nuestras mesas. Thank you Ignacio Gomez for letting us use this art

A beautiful piece of art of farm workers laboring in the fields
1/9/2025, 1:01:00 AM | 3502 1133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Louvre of Bluesky (@thelouvreof.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Me making “This website is dying” mfs see The Juice™️

That scene from bird box where the man is forcing the woman’s eyes open
1/9/2025, 4:29:44 PM | 760 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

that's what i get when i double park on Harvey Milk so i can just run in and grab something from my favorite Indian cart

1/9/2025, 7:36:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 (@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social) reposted

cenobite like Pinhead but instead of pins they're all those sproingy doorstops

1/9/2025, 8:29:40 AM | 59 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

is there a Cracker Barrel in this town and is it woke

1/9/2025, 8:18:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com)

Tried shuffling in brand new AF1s and had too much grip, stupid fresh kicks

1/9/2025, 5:31:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

Danny Elfman approaching peak madness at this time led to some fucking genius music

1/9/2025, 5:29:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

Portland's a lovely city to live in. Just sayin'

1/9/2025, 4:26:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) reposted

my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans

a box truck wedged underneath a low overpass. the bridge reads
1/9/2025, 1:42:55 AM | 2873 414 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

I wonder; is it possible to be a monogamous slut?

31/8/2025, 6:37:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

i'm not even gonna bother putting alt text on this one. it's a shitty photoshop. just keep scrolling, you're not missing anything. also, why does sean ross sapp care if i have a limp penis
30/8/2025, 10:20:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

if I don't hear music with chanting in Latin istg

30/8/2025, 8:18:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:23:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

Paramount (i guess Skydance now) won't do it because it won't be profitable enough. not "not profitable", but "not profitable *enough*". from what i understand, most of the cost would be the VFX due to the large amount of battle scenes and ships and etc. fuckin corporatists

29/8/2025, 7:09:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

it's as much a mustang as I am a ballet dancer

29/8/2025, 11:25:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

an old meme of a person sweeping their entire computer setup right onto the fucking floor
29/8/2025, 11:02:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

i can't fuckin wait for Fat Bear Week

28/8/2025, 7:24:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

who else do we know that plays? if we can get a 4-player farm going it'll be a fucking delight (also an impending war over who gets to marry sebby)

28/8/2025, 7:18:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

what I would give to have a bsky farm with some decent people

28/8/2025, 7:07:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com)

So looks like the folks at @gamerescape.com and @aetheryteradio.gamerescape.com are either not aware of the actions of Josh "FireMarth" McGrath, or fully condone them.

27/8/2025, 10:23:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

Say, does Josh "FireMarth" McGrath still work for you?

27/8/2025, 10:19:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

OH YEAH BABY I WIN

a rather old meme (from back when they were called image macros) with Alex Trebek and an old IBM desktop setup with the caption
27/8/2025, 7:44:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

my comrade in the Dark Lord Satan, please do not take the internet so seriously, also if i go to your profile and there's a bunch of outrage-driven liberal shit i'm gonna award myself an internet

27/8/2025, 7:42:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

"allowed"?

27/8/2025, 6:24:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com)

until he holds a press conference where he denounces scientology and demands the current whereabouts of Shelly Miscavige, he is guilty as charged of being a scientologist

27/8/2025, 12:06:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

May the bubble burst and all the AI companies collapse, Nvidia included.

27/8/2025, 8:44:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 8:41:17 PM | 142 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

the previous one you mentioned has 2400ish views in what, 36 hours? they haven't even recouped the cost of licensing the video content

26/8/2025, 3:48:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com)

for someone who claims to be nonbinary I have not seen anyone in the month of August care so much about their own masculinity and manliness

26/8/2025, 1:09:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

>Nirvana's cover is the best version

a meme of a Blood Angels Space Marine with the caption
25/8/2025, 10:29:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🎀 Nerdy Barbie 🧠 (@literallylyss.bsky.social) reposted

As a woman who has unfortunately been smarter than every man I’ve ever dated, I can confidently say that women ABSOLUTELY SHOULD date within their educational bracket.

25/8/2025, 5:16:58 PM | 200 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

this is why i like to let people know that i'm a thundering moron before we even schedule a first date

25/8/2025, 9:16:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

god DAMN, girl, you are on fire today

25/8/2025, 8:38:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com)

after a few days of pretty constant activity, i sat down this morning to look at what was going on i have no fucking clue what the hell is going on with the stovey thing. i'm so goddamn confused. what the fuck.

25/8/2025, 7:18:21 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

if I had to hear this then so does @maffewgregg.bsky.social

25/8/2025, 8:53:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com)

I AM THE KING OF DUOLINGO

a saved image from Duolingo stating that I won the diamond tournament the duolingo tournament finals scoreboard at the end of the round, showing I took 1st place by over 3300 points
25/8/2025, 3:06:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

bout to go back in time and kick Yakub's ass before he invents white people

25/8/2025, 12:59:15 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

"I made a mistake" because being openly racist and classist is the same as putting a decimal point in the wrong spot

23/8/2025, 1:29:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

"Ooooh, looks like he's deep in the sand trap. That's gonna be rough to chip out of."

23/8/2025, 1:16:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

and theeeere's the casual liberal racism. get fuckin jebaited

23/8/2025, 12:02:50 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ (@willpauer.com) reply parent

"mom's basement" as an insult in 2025 shows you just how caucasian this guy is

22/8/2025, 11:42:33 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view