A sometimes-writer of words. An ALWAYS supporter of those that need it. We will rise, though we're currently doing a good impression of dough in a cold kitchen. Let's turn up the heat!
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This is unbelievable. How am I supposed to explain Snoop Dogg to my lesbians?
If men got pregnant, you could get an abortion at an ATM.
Don’t look away
Cutest thing ever! I like the sudden stop and pose. Thanks for sharing!!
Going with the less charitable version. You know, given the current regime and all that they've done.
I'm guessing your next scoop will be which one of these enlisted people draw their weapon first. I don't ever want to see that headline, but I'm very afraid it's coming.
And clearly not a minute too soon, and I hope the process speeds up! We are better together!
Hell, we shouldn't have done it this year!
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
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- Siri, am I the greatest ever? - Mr. President, it’s Karoline and yes. Also this is a press conference
#NeverForget
Massive protests have broken out in Israel calling for Neyanyahu to step down, a deal to return the hostages, and to end the Gaza genocide. 300,000 protested in Tel Aviv, 2.5 million gathered around the country. #3E #FreePalestine
ICE agent: Insignificant Cuck Endowment
Life-saving idea! Pass it on!
The US satire cartoon show South Park secured a five-year deal worth $1.5 billion with Paramount Global. They began their season with this clip, challenging Trump to sue them.
Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.
An important 🧵. Please read and repost!
How fun!
Don't be rude
Sham Bondi! Perfect!
I think members of congress should have to comply with a work requirement to get healthcare.
“From The Depths,” William Balfour Ker
The idea that we can "easily" overthrow the regime in Iran is a fantasy of people that have never served. Afghanistan is back in the hands of the Taliban after 20 years of slaughter. Iraq still isn't peaceful. Libya is a war zone that's been in civil war since we dropped bombs. History is screaming!
Goddamn brown shirts 🤬
Unlikely.
13 years ago, DACA opened the door to hope and opportunity for hundreds of thousands of young people who know no other home but the United States. It’s past time to deliver permanent protections and a pathway to citizenship for DACA recipients and Dreamers who call this country home.
The resignation of RFK is needed. The end.
🚨 SOUTH PHILLY: ICE was spotted on 7th & Snyder at 9am this morning; their two unmarked Dodge SUVs (one gray, one black) are heading South on Broad as of 10am. Community members have eyes on them—alert your neighbors! KKF 7661 gray Dodge SUV LTM 932 black Dodge SUV
If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options: 1-877-447-4487
Well, they already gave one gorilla all the real GI Joes and Janes, I'm sure they'll get to helicopters soon.
NEW: Today, a federal court in Tampa begins a trial in Nord Hodges v. Albritton, a racial gerrymandering lawsuit challenging Florida’s state Senate map for violating the constitutional rights of voters in the Tampa Bay region.
We don’t need to back off the American Gestapo and we don’t need to respect its agents. People exercising state violence are not entitled to anonymity. Nor are the people directing the state violence.
Say that again but LOUDER. Elonia also said it, so maybe someone will do something? #anonymous
Ash Patel has been scrubbing fbi of all files related to trump criminality including Epstein files - let’s hope a whistleblower decides to stop the lawless acts
Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
🤣😂😁🤣 Please repost
What can we do with #Taco Tuesday to irritate him even more?
And? That's not enough. Try again. Try HARDER. We're sick of it and honestly if there were another decent party, I'd switch my D. Unimpressed is the understatement of the year when it comes to "democratic leadership".
Here, let me help, too! Can't take the heat, maybe don't be an insurrectionist Nazi asshat! #taco (because, why not?!)
Will your phone company warn you if the government wants your data? For journalists, it could mean the difference between protecting a source and exposing one.
Right?! Pull the plug, get out of the pod? I somehow managed to buy a pack of hot dogs and a pack of buns... both had 8 each in them! I was convinced it was a glitch in the Matrix. Can we unplug now?!
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"I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours, to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of Freedom." - Abraham Lincoln
Every Memorial Day is painful. I have friends who should be alive right now, not buried in their early 20s with their whole lives in front of them. But this year, it's especially hard to reconcile their extraordinary sacrifice to our country with the unchecked incompetence and corruption of Trump.
“If you haven’t been poor, don’t legislate for the poor.” - Rep Lateefah Simon, CA-12
Ah yes, yet another Lying Pants on McFire Liar in this administration, stacked with them end to end and front to back. "Quiet moments" are the ones that only happened in his head, in case anyone is wondering.
A No.3 triple decker and I could even afford a Schwab's special for dessert! 😋
It's certainly not the "president" we want, though....
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We are living in idiotic evil times beyond the ability to satirize - This clown gets mc Donald’s on the runway of emir ( who funds hamas ) who’s giving him a 400mlion dollar plane - While Gaza starves .
Good thing, bc that's just more people that were saved praise cheebus, according to whichever Evil Barbie was speaking awhile back. But nm this actual good news: apnews.com/article/us-o...
IMPEACH! REMOVE! CONVICT! N-O-W!
So American children should make do with "two dolls" while Donald Trump gets a free "sky palace" from the Qatari government? Okay.
It's $5M
And it reads like some high school twat. "Up to Scott B" like they're trying to decide where Archie and the gang will meet for milkshakes, not the alleged leader of the US talking about the trade war. FFS
Excellent! I've been thinking of lining mine, thanks for the pics!
Possibly the greatest Tesla takedown video ever - maybe the best thing ever
He needs to be impeached and imprisoned. He needs to keep his tiny orange hands off of, well, America. Keep hoping for that McD's- induced heart attack but I don't think we're getting that lucky.
Protect and defend editorial cartoonists this World Press Freedom Day
I think it was the 12 years of heroin, and that brain worm...
every gender transition is a statement in favor of human possibility and freedom and i’m tired of hearing it talked about like it’s some kind of disease
Every single one of them, especially brain worm.
American dream, american nightmare, same diff
📌Hold on, goddammit: If tariffs are so good for our economy, why doesn't the White House want us to see what they are actually costing us??????
The best one ever!
Yours is great, too! To me, the granny squares are beyond my... lack of skill. Lol
Nor the ability to raise a decent human. But I'm pretty sure that's their point.
That, plus they want to "outbreed" everyone who isn't white.
And during the first regime, the Scots called him an apricot cockwomble and I use it to this day! Hahaha
I had delusions of grandeur, thinking I could learn to crochet. Not! Haha My partner made these - purse with matching turtle bag (you turn her inside out). I get tons of compliments and, "did you make this?!" Everyone is shocked a man made them!
It was crowded out by the asshole tanning bunch. Any minute now, brain worm boy will suggest it as a treatment for measles.
Oooo, whatcha making?!
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
Rep. Nancy Mace (R-NC) was politely asked "When's your next town hall meeting?" She said "Fuck you" and bragged that she would never be voted out of office. Maybe reposting her video will help. substack.com/@shero/note/...
My brain hadn't come up with it, but you're exactly right. Oh but she was "treating her family" with $3k in cash. Must be nice.... I'd take $300 at this point. Sigh.
One of my all-time favorites (and I read a ton). The art matters as much as the words. 💙
This
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
He's so irrelevant he doesn't even know it. Grab your weed and toodle off into the sunset, you shit-stain on orange shitler's khakis masquerading as a comedian.
www.thefarce.org/why-is-no-on...
And "oopsies" are always followed by their version of, "nanny nanny boo boo, what are you going to do about it?!" I'm done with school yard bullies. It's time for revolution!
"And once in a great while, someone will light a lantern—or even two—that will shine forth for democratic principles that are under siege, and set the world ablaze." It's time! But will we recognize the lantern? Did we miss it? It feels like it's almost too late but there are tiny glimmers of hope!
Fuck him and everyone who agrees with him. Given the choice between RFKJr and every single autistic person in the whole world, there is no choice. Take your heroin-addled brain worm to Mars and leave the adults to govern (there are a few left, like AOC, Jasmine, and Bernie).
I am, too. And everyone else with him in CECOT.
Such lovely pics! Thank you for sharing and giving us a tiny window into your world and a break from our own. Cheers!
That's just foul. And taxpayer money! JFC
Yesterday, even.
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Let's shift useless fucking billionaires into outer space and shift their money to those who need it...
Noooooooo 🤣😂
🤣😂 you win!!
We think that we can create a "blue wave", oust this regime, and say adults are in charge again: why would the world trust us? Ever? Like the abuser who says sorry, I didn't mean it...