Not to ruin it or anything, but did Tim Cook go orange in honour of the President?
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Not to ruin it or anything, but did Tim Cook go orange in honour of the President?
He's too busy getting baked...
Tennessee Williams died in 1983, so he was alive at the same time as Venus and Serena - the other tennis-y Williams
Save some of your excitement for the end of January 🤗 ... troubador.co.uk/bookshop/spo...
Your book has been read on a boat on Lake Geneva (although I have no photographic evidence of that)
I think with all the royalties, Ingrid Oliver's husband might be OK to help out with that.
Too many Matthews's about for my liking #OnlyConnect
Isn't that a Daft Punk song?
I thought that was a lumberjack
🟠 Align 06/09/2025 ⏰ 06:19 🔄 11 globe.com/align
Why do they look like they're on top of a bridge? #totp
Not enough timpani on TV these days #totp
At least there's been some good news today
Make Dustin the Turkey ambassador to the USA and you're golden
Silly sausage
On the other hand, a Liz Truss moment for us to enjoy in 2029
Inevitably, somehow, it will go to Rajan
Understandably and predictably, sometimes people choose the latter. And that means police have to intervene on lots of cases that could and should’ve been dealt with by moderators instead. Right wing people are getting arrested because Musk won’t enforce the law on X. And politicians won’t say that.
Hotel near me had more crash barriers and green plastic stuff put behind existing railings. That made me think it was an asylum hotel. Turns out a few days later, the racist protests kicked off. Now the England flags around the hotel are a dead give away.
Made this overnight and turned out perfectly ❤️
If you wanted to listen to Andrew Garfield singing "bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums, bums", you could listen to his performance of which song from the Tick...Tick...Boom! soundtrack, which shares its name with a day of the week?
Even when it comes to being dead...#TACO
Every time this email comes through, I think it's Bradley Walsh asking for feedback on his jokes.
Why bother suing when you could just release an album called "Mark Zuckerberg is a Disgusting Pervert"?
Today I Learned: John Cage's 4'33" can "last any length of time".
"We've elected Michael Flatley by mistake" withnail.gif
Yikes! Stable and no head injuries is good, but that sounds nasty. BBC News - Froome airlifted to hospital after 'serious' crash www.bbc.com/sport/cyclin...
Should've said Cruz #DestinationX
Growing up in the Irish Nationalist community in NI, it's probably no surprise I don't get the love the English have for the Royal Family. But I don't get why there isn't a mass of people screaming for Andrew and Fergie to get nothing more than JSA/state pension and a council house.
I mean, the number of kids he has, it's not a massive surprise he's run out of names
"See it. Say it. Sorted."
VOLUNTARY SINGING?!? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING? #OnlyConnect
I think being legless at the wall should be compulsory for teams in the Christmas specials
All of them desperate for some wood
In the Charlene song 'I've Never Been to Me', her claim she's been to which country, "when I sipped champagne on a yacht", is somewhat dubious as she refers to this country as an "isle"?
To the Puzzler stage at Glastonbury. Crowd goes wild as she completes the mini crossword in under a minute.
Are you at Nicky Clarke's hair salon? #HideandPeake
Are you within 1 mile of the river Thames? #HideandPeake
I'd keep an eye out that he doesn't replace the chair in the studio with an ejector seat
Pink Floyd boys must be furious
You might overlook this happening once, but after Clarkson and James Martin, it does start to look like a trend...
No-dor BBC News - Game of Thrones star withdraws from Strictly with stress www.bbc.com/news/article...
If (actually probably when) JK Rowling is going to fall out with the WI over this, does this mean Harry Potter is just going to be a Zard?
👀 Well...this is finally happening and I am very proud of it. I hope people enjoy it when it comes out next year. www.waterstones.com/book/quiz-ni...
Kelsey Grammer's father-in-law is the ex-footballer Alan Walsh, who is one year younger than Kelsey. Mark Ronson's mother-in-law is Meryl Streep. And Adam Peaty's father-in-law will soon be Gordon Ramsey.
#unexpectedKerriStrug
Poor Helen Mirren, forgotten again 😢
As a minimum, the Palm Dog en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_Do...
Props to Martin Lewis if the next time he's on TV it says: Martin Lewis Master of Ceremonies (for car insurance reasons)
Nope, and thanks for the heads up as I really should watch it
I bet Zelensky's brought Trump the Athena poster of the tennis player scratching her arse
It's an interesting surname, I'll give Chris that.
When they come back with a poor result for Ukraine: U.S. Flub 7?
"Roe deer?" "No, we just went for a walk in the park"
"Funny story, it's out he wanted a TUTOR for his son, so I wasted all that money on this Elizabeth I costume!"
This is a genius idea.
Games night with GÄMEZ improv is on tonight at the @museumofcomedy.bsky.social with this lovely bunch. Come along to the Camden Fringe! #comedy #improv #london #camdenfringe
On a screen? Or just audio?
SHE PLED GUILTY! She knew she broke the law and got the appropriate sentence. So you've got to conclude the right want lower sentences for people who incite racial hatred?
I thought the Strictly Shag was [dancer's name redacted for legal reasons]
Had a panzanella in Como earlier in the year with peaches mixed with tomatoes (no garlic) and topped with strachiatella. Absolutely beautiful.
The Woman! The Myth! The Legend! JACKIE P! #DestinationX
"And that is the story of why we all ended up with six or seven fingers on each hand"
Isn't the problem the government/NHS doesn't have £12bn a year now (fiscal headroom) even if it could well save lot of money in future?
"What are birds? We just don't know"
Agreed. Particularly miserable over Christmas (you know it's going to be busy, put more staff on security!), but any time I've been it's been dreadful.
He can start a podcast with Wynne!
Where will 16-year-old girls get their ears pierced now? Timpsons?
Someone who works in Bermuda: "I do not understand the problem here, just wear shorts in the office"
Cole or Hole would be a great round in a pub quiz
New George Clarke series: Wine Cellar or Tourtue Chamber?
On the negative side, I did, so thanks for that
Tag yourself #RoundPouffe
I'd love to have a Crystal Maze sound bath
Good #BringBackDuel
The history of sheep feels like a particularly baaaaad choice of specialist subject
Ice cream related trainers? If they weren't £99 I'll be very disappointed.
That's barely a hemi-semi Freddo
We also never knew what he did with it as his friends destroyed his memoirs after his death because they were far too salacious en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron%2...
Taylor clearly wants a tie-in with Easyjet Holidays - why let Jess Glynne have all the fun?
Designed by Harry (on the) Becks presumably?
Just call it "Morgue" and go all in
Oh no! That means no shirts for Vito. What a shame etc etc
If someone can write a drama where Biddy Baxter is resurrected as the Head of Blue Peter and has to work with Hacker, I would watch the hell out of that.
Omnis Non Sufficit is the motto of which family?
It happened ONE TIME and I'm never allowed to forget it.
Flashbacks to the Helvetica Scenario!
Spoiler alert: Lenny Henry's hiding under the bed
The sooner Chat GPT replaces dreadful washed up politicians on the sous vide chicken speaker circuit, the better.
Imagine paying tens of thousands of dollars to have this absolute munchkin give you his "valuable insight". Jesus wept. I'd normally say 'Truss would be worse' but I'm not so sure.
Surely "the 'Taskmaster' cheeky texts icon" belongs in the @secondmentions.bsky.social Hall of Fame
The number of capital cities I used to know but have drifted put of my head in recent years...
Tricky in SFL too where they're 'live matches' and not friendlies (even though they're still Friendly).
Back on Twitter, there was an account that did a 20 question multichoice quiz on Sundays. The questions were usually OK but 75% of the time, the first one was a Harry Potter question. I'm in the process of publishing a 2000 question quiz book and I don't think I have a HP question at all.
#JusticeForJack
Don't mind me, I'm just singing "Trump on the roof" to the tune of "Blankety Blank"
Any chance of a prisoner swap Iran?
In 2022 I received the wholesome DM in the image on the left on the Other Site, tonight I received the one on the right 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Tuff luck for him
In fairness, if I was made to dance with Anne Widdecombe for 3 months, I'd be consuming every illegal substance out there.