Like in the movie Idiocracy?
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Like in the movie Idiocracy?
Very binary thinking there.
Everything is going as planned, comrade.
Is that because Cowboy fans would pay almost anything to get Jerry to sell the team?
He’s got his eyes on a particular couch in the Oval Office.
RFK jr’s mantra.
Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia"
The next host of the Hunger Games?
For some reason, nothing frightens these snowflake self proclaimed “Alpha Males” than the notion of a strong independent woman. (If I had to guess, these sorry lads experienced a whole lot of rejection in High School)
The man was one of the best, if not the best of all time, but come on, he’s 62 years old now. 😎
It could be one of those new animatronics from Disney World. He seems almost lifelike.
People with great common sense and people who are very intelligent don’t feel the need to tell you that they have common sense or tell you that they are smart. Only insecure people feel the need to do that.
He is also covering up his hand. He must’ve run out of make up for it.
How about Tax Fraud? How about running a fraudulent charity ? How about running a fraudulent university? How about laundering money from Russians?
I put in more physical effort than that just looking for my car keys
In time, Bede may great, even, dare I say, Venerable?
Dear Mrs. Bowers. Either Ms. Underwood or someone like the esteemed Mr. Yankovic could use those lyrics to parody the following song: youtu.be/0Uc3ZrmhDN4?...
Now we have a good idea why he doesn’t have a real girlfriend.
I’m sure they made her an offer that she couldn’t refuse. Also his hat is absolutely the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
Did they ask which president she was talking about?
Far far worse is Mangonia Park, FL which happens to be less than 10 miles from Mar a Lago.
But that wouldn’t fit his narrative now would it?
He should send them to Houston before any where else. Houston: In 2024, Houston's violent crime rate was 1,148.2 offenses per 100,000 people, ranking it among the highest for major U.S. cities. Washington, D.C.: In 2024, Washington, D.C.'s violent crime rate was 925.9 per 100,000 residents.
I think Mr. Cleese put it best: youtu.be/wvVPdyYeaQU?...
Maybe they could use The Homelander from The Boys as a spokesperson!
But they are orphans…
You would think they would like the new big belt buckle shape of the logo.
You could load him up on a dolly and push him around like his good buddy Hannibal Lecter.
They will blame “the libs”. It won’t make any sense but that has not stopped them before.
I think one can buy that get up at Spirit Halloween now. Seriously, what’s to stop some wanna be from dressing up like these guys and kidnapping folks?
“Jeff, are these dead people here in the room with us right now?”
Do we know if Jeff’s Ouija board was made in the USA?
“American Leadership is back” Already? It left just last week in Alaska.
He said it with such Grace too.
Was it a big strong guy with tears in his eyes thanking you? (He must be on loan from one of DJT’s stories)
And what if you don’t own a car? He probably meant driver’s license, one would hope. But this once again brings up the need for the media to print the verbatim transcripts of when he speaks so folks are reminded how addled his brain truly is.
And that’s saying something as I bet Boris can put away a big old plate of pub grub 🍲 and multiple pints 🍺 of Guinness before he has even a hint of acid reflux.
Was he the supplier for the man arrested for throwing a sandwich? Have the agents uncovered a Deep State Picnic Basket Brigade?
No lies detected.
“MURICA ONE-EST!!!”
So Lil Marco, if it was brilliant why did it end early before Donnie Two-Scoops could have lunch? Why wasn’t a cease fire announced? Why are Russian cartoonists yucking it up at Trump’s expense? And why do European leaders feel the need to now join Zelensky tomorrow in DC to meet your “Genius”?
Never forget the dire clear and present danger of a thrown sandwich!!!
Release the files. Signed, Epstein’s mother.
Media needs to post the raw unedited transcripts of whenever Drumpf speaks.
Bela Lugosi? Bela Covfefe?
Why Andy? Because of how he did in Alaska? Because of how his tariffs are going to wreck the economy? Because he fomented insurrection on January 6th? Because he denied the COVID-19 was a pandemic as people died. How it would magically “just go away”? Or because he’s an idiot like you, Andy?
A real negotiator might start with: “Vlad, Vlad, Vlad. We all know that you’re scraping the bottom of the barrel for troops, so how about you withdraw to the borders before this started in 2022. If not, we will immediately begin the process to add Ukraine to NATO and kick your ass back to Moscow. “
You doubt that svelte 230 lb stable genius with all natural hair? He has all the pathys: sociopathy, psychopathy, Empathy Deficit Disorder, and Antipathy to decency.
Don’t forget that Massie also wants the release of the Epstein files. Big Donny is Big Mad. Hopefully they repainted the walls of the White House with Ketchup resistant paint.
Aww. Come on. It could have been a ten. Ten out of a hundred.
It’s all just writing on the wall. The wall that Mexico didn’t pay for and is no longer ever going to be finished.
“Make sure you wear it in n your shirt pocket as the mic has a very short range “ “The mi…?” “Nyet. I said: My Comrade, you look great, That shade of orange suits you “
Hey kids. Major Wingnutter of the Picnic Basket Brigade here. If your sandwich doesn’t weigh enough, you won’t get the necessary range on your throws. Also I recommend incorporating peanut butter in the sandwich to maintain your projectile’s integrity during flight.
Sorry. Could you repeat that? I passed out there for a minute and seem to be out of breath.
So impound and deport the truck. Next question?
As well as an invertebrate ass-kisser for daddy Don-old
He hasn’t figured out how that gosh-durned gizmo works?
I must condiment you on your supperb prose. May you be garnished in glory!
Agree. This man is a Gyro!
Avalanche
youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0?...
If only he worked as hard at his real job.
John Barron and David Dennison called in to say how perfect it is.
They probably just sit in the dark to “own the libs”
Potatoes are awesome. Without potatoes we would not have French fries. Whereas Charlie Kirk is that the odd lumpy thing floating in the grease trap under the fryer.
“Peace in Arby’s Time!”
Well, ACTUALLY, it’s like this…
I hear bleach will kill almost anything. Is he getting his ideas from watching video highlights of Drumpf 1.0?
Well…
That quote. How to be super creepy in five words or less.
If you’re going to grift, Grift Bigly.
Let me get this straight… NOT Discriminating = Marxism?
In a world full of Karens, she’s the most Karen-est of the Karens.
If it was truly irrelevant, then why does the White House feel the need to release a statement?
All these numbers. The newest numbers. The best numbers. Numbers like no one has ever seen before. Stand in awe before my most stable genius smartitude!
To be fair, he has covered all possible outcomes.
Media needs to print the word-for-word transcript of BS like this as well as when Trump does press.
Pretty sure he was going to get his Depends changed and took a wrong turn.
Am I the only one who is weirded out and feels incredibly old when I read about draft picks in the 2030s?
And by “a lot of people” I mean me.
Is Trump about to smash his own fingers with the gavel? That’s why he’s not allowed around power tools, kitchen disposals, or non-kindergarten scissors.
Next question: Do you plan to testify before Congress on your name being all over the Epstein files?
Felon on a melon?
Conspiracy Theory Mad Libs?
Or more likely he was going to the restroom and took a wrong turn
Jumper? Or waiting for the Mothership to take him home?
Of all the people for Donald to channel I never thought it would be Al Franken.
California Post? They might get more subscribers from a broader political spectrum if they call it the “California-Oregon-Montana Post” or COMPOST, for short.
Anti-women??? Whatever gave her that idea? Was it the demise of abortion rights, the firing of women in the civilian government and military without cause, or something more personal?
I was just about to ask if he made a similar creepy comment about her lips. Just Eeewwwww!
At every press opportunity today, they should ask Donold if he’s called President Obama to wish him a 🎂 Happy Birthday.
REPOST to wish President Obama a Happy Birthday! 🎉
