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"I was forced to interact on a website that doesn't juice my content based on all the followers I bought. I am the victim of a hate crime." - Every mid writer w/ a 'big account' still at the Nazi Bar.
I don't think you don't, (think!).
I don't think you wouldn't
How is it my fault that Kamala Harris is one of the few Democrats so incredibly bad at her job that she managed to have lost the popular vote to, not only a Republican, but Donald Trump coming BACK to the White House? That is SQUARELY on your candidate being incapable of winning.
I don't think you know what not thinking really is.
I am officially on board with this.
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I don't think you know what any of those words mean.
You don't know what a fascist is. "You're engaged in Darvo, and that makes you a fascist" You're fucking 11 years old lmao
If someone ever did get a 'Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins Follower' label; I'd hope that it's meant for no other reason than to identify you as someone whom has an impressively high threshold for schizoposting.
It's about time we try Logan's Run just to see if it works.
Nate Silver talks about this site like it's the best pussy he's ever gotten but it didn't call him back so now he's 'over it'.
This might be my highest post.
2027: the president was born (disputed) 2037: presidents from this timeline are outlawed 2047: everyone is transported back to 1946 1946: the first president is born
Big "You can't fire me, I quit!" vibes coming from the staffer that wrote this using Trumps Corpse's limp digits.
Holy fuck. Core memory activation.
Death To America 2028 I vote to end the Empire.
Motherfucker thinks things have been getting MORE progressive in universities since 2015 lmao WHAT FUCKING PLANET DO YOU LIVE ON?!
That's true. You should probably have thought about that before you ran a candidate so bad that they lost to a Republican in the popular vote. Really shitty party. And the consequences we now feel are directly due to that party and their incredible love of failure.
Like... Why do we even have to humor Democrats anymore?
Imagine waking up every day and getting pissed off at the people whom specifically spent the entire election trying to give you free advice on how not to lose, which you then didn't take and got the doors blown off you.
That's true. You should probably have thought about that before you ran a candidate so bad that they lost to a Republican in the popular vote. Really shitty party. And the consequences we now feel are directly due to that party and their incredible love of failure.
Your 'death of stalin' frame is pretty much exactly how I imagine it
the white house rn
Didn't you literally just get raked over the coals for days for trying to scam people into paying you to use a service that is free?
The Blackening (2022) gave the final and only correct 'cookout' answer that is acceptable.
Of all the posts that I consider 'Blue Sky Cannon'; this is the top one.
every time someone publicly shits on bsky, Alf's hog only becomes more powerful
I don't think the "I hide who I am fundamentally in public; so you'd never know I'm evil" post is doing what you expected it to
Quite a lengthy rabbit hole that is admittedly above my familiarity with the ins and outs of transactions
How I became familiar with this lol
Of all the ways to have been turned on to this story; it was this popping up on my YouTube front page
"Guitar is for the head, drums are for the chest, but bass gets you in the groin.โ - Suzi Quatro
This just reminded me that my original banger that made me on Twitter never made it over here and that account was officially nuked.
lmao
I can see the strings holding the arm up!
Top is a headline from Bloomberg yesterday. Bottom is from a Goldman Sachs newsletter today. It's very easy predicting Economics sometimes.
Just popped up on my front page hahaha
"Bessent declined to list any specific actions the president may take" Love that they're so sure of the outcome of the Tariffs being kept in the Supreme Court that they're doubling down on what they can declare an 'Emergency' around... And just because, decide to offer zero specifics lol
I'm also still heavily in this camp but have come to just embrace the fact that at the very worst he's getting a glimpse at the 'Thatcher's Death on Steroids' his end will bring about.
The fact that Legacy Media's largely unresponsive to the meme of 'Trump's Dead' to me actually speaks louder than anything coming from inside Trump's circle To me that indicates that plenty of people w/n the media are already touching the embers that are there ^ being told 'absolutely the fuck not'
Americans Astronomers watching watching US politics Betelgeuse ๐ค โIt could happen at any timeโ
I'm not someone who gives a lot of credence to the idea of things being 'Objectively True'... But if you're going to compare The United States and China; We're MOST DEFINITELY OBJECTIVELY THE FUCKING BAD GUYS!
Even if we don't get confirmation by Midnight; If the ToD falls on Labor Day it's official.
This makes my nationalizing of grocery stores so much easier.
All Presidents hence forth must be equipped with a tracking chip that registers whether the host is still alive. It's the only way.
All Presidents hence forth must be equipped with a tracking chip that registers whether the host is still alive. It's the only way.
motherfucker actually went into ChatGPT and just said "Enhance" until it had been smoothed into a different picture lmao
Shit's going super normal over there. Definitely signs that everyone is alive and accounted for and definitely doing something and not dead.
Such a surreal moment... "We here at Nestle, a corporation singlehandedly privatizing your ability to not die via dehydration, would like to solemnly announce we let go our former CEO for possibly abusing his power by dating a subordinate. We do not tolerate abuses of power."
How does a Democrat or Republican party fight a third party candidate w/ a message of - I am not running to be President I am running to build a new tool for the American people I am abstaining from all non-'safe' state ballots I am only looking to give you something to vote for rather than against
That's why I'd be interested in hitting only at people like myself as the core constituency; Someone that lives in a state that's a foregone conclusion (Massachusetts) that hasn't had a single Presidential Election matter in their lifetime (Every voter in Massachusetts that's alive pretty much)
I understand that the terminal answer here is 'They'll just kill you, dawg' but humor me.
How does a Democrat or Republican party fight a third party candidate w/ a message of - I am not running to be President I am running to build a new tool for the American people I am abstaining from all non-'safe' state ballots I am only looking to give you something to vote for rather than against
Death to Finance Capital & Predatory Debt Death to Property as a Speculative Asset Death to the User-Pays Model of Public Goods Death to Corporate Feudalism Death to Private Prisons Death to Fossil Fuel Lobbies Death to Police Militarization and Political Repression Death to American Exceptionalism
on Labor Day, we celebrate the heroes before us who shed their blood to win worker independence for all
Love living in a country that has a press fundamentally incapable of caring about Immigration in any sense but as an Economic lever. It makes it even worse that Dems usual implication of "We need the illegal immigrants to do the jobs we don't like" is really nowhere to be found in 2025.
When the Neoliberals can't even be bothered to argue for your life as an 'asset' in the scheme of 'Economic Reality' then they have quite literally no more use for you in their mind.
Love living in a country that has a press fundamentally incapable of caring about Immigration in any sense but as an Economic lever. It makes it even worse that Dems usual implication of "We need the illegal immigrants to do the jobs we don't like" is really nowhere to be found in 2025.
You don't need to be good at Economics to know that this doesn't work in a Capitalist system.
America: "Oh no! The easily foreseeable consequences to my deliberate actions!"
Have you considered that your take was so wildly stupid and bullshit that people are rightly 'abusing' the post b/c of it? What "engagement" to a take that dogshit is there other than making fun of someone so fucking stupid that they'd publicly post it? Taking it down is admitting you were wrong.
Instant zero to 60 full-throated hostility to the guy openly threatening like 4 different kinds of genocide, *is* the civilized option.
This says it all. You expect to have the same sort of algorithim driver to your account to do the work rather than actually be bothered to post anything of substance. Going to assume that most of those 5k posts are just you linking to your own articles and being annoyed with people on this site.
Have you considered that your take was so wildly stupid and bullshit that people are rightly 'abusing' the post b/c of it? What "engagement" to a take that dogshit is there other than making fun of someone so fucking stupid that they'd publicly post it? Taking it down is admitting you were wrong.
This is why Boomers love Minions; It's their inevitable body shape.
You don't need to be good at Economics to know that this doesn't work in a Capitalist system.
Don't forget what we're fighting for
NW
James Gunn's Peacemaker holds up a mirror to the trauma that can create monsters and their ability to heal. James Gunn's Superman holds up a mirror to Liberals that's been missing for decades; one that forces them to imagine someone MIGHT actually want a better world and be willing to fight for it.
This is how you establish the tenor of your show immediately.
In a society that has become more atomized than anyone could have ever foreseen; No matter what age you are in this world you're likely clawing for reassurance and warmth in any form it might find you. It's just great to see actual, 'nutritious' advice in media that is for parents and kids alike.
DeepCut #18 Streight Angular - Everyone is Syncopated This band was basically my family when I lived in Boston. Don't know if I've ever met cooler humans in my life. Al & Theresa Polk felt like and adopted aunt & uncle. Andrew & Mary were my cousins. Shit was weird but simple. They were perfect.
DeepCut #19 The Mountain Goats - Sax Rohmer #1 'Heretic Pride' is probably the only non-metal album in my Top 5 all-time This video is also killer on top of the song being one of the most beautiful pieces of poetry & music put to record.
DeepCut #17 KennyHoopla - how will i rest in peace if i'm buried by a highway? This sort of band I used to run into that was inexplicably opening up for cover bands b/c club / bar owners can't be bothered to curate a crowd. This is timeless despite being a nostalgia that's too soon to be 'real'.
I know a Bryce 3D render when I see one!
Unfortunately it's too late, I've already portrayed myself as the cool dog stealing sausages and you as the humidity riddled furious kitten.
me all day at work
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I am being educated.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I am being educated.
Fucking incredible <3
"Huuuge heroin fan. Don't use it. Just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes."
What's the best episode of television you've ever watched?
The Blackening (2022) gave the final and only correct 'cookout' answer that is acceptable.
Jeremy Lin retiring from ball. What a moment in time he was. It's wild that 'Linsanity' happened before the true form of Social Media we know today had even really taken off. Although it did really presage how wild shit would get; including one of the most Out Of Pocket headlines in history.
When society completely disintegrates this will likely become the most important job; Junk Yard Bard.
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
dear universe, if you are going to kill off multiple Big Bads at once, and by all means go for it, remember basic mixtape structure. don't go too hard all at once. let each track breathe and then keep the energy growing. you get one shot. do it right, and she'll definitely fuck you after prom.