Coffee says having a younger sibling is all fine and good until they try to steal your bath (and yogurt!)
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Coffee says having a younger sibling is all fine and good until they try to steal your bath (and yogurt!)
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Hi BB!!💕💕
@wokkax3.bsky.social september greg got the special hello from ole kinky tail
Time to turn another page in the Gregorian calendar. Greg seems right chuffed. @wokkax3.bsky.social
What could possibly go wrong?
Brother, I’ll put a bird on it, I’ll put a Greg on it, I’ll let Jeff Goldblum sit on its face.
Rewatching Portlandia bc boyfriend has never seen it. (He went to USC). What an MFing delight that show is.
Why not ves? I love this a lot.
I mean it’s a nice cage tho.
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Yeah my song is better
Tysm!
Haha cool. I hate it. 🙃
Old man take a look at my rat
Yes
The best rat grunge video you will see today
Hello these are my children
Everyday is exactly the same
Another mystery for us
Can we all admit that Jeremy Enigk sounds like a sexy Cartman sometimes?
YES
Please call the 90s nostalgia police I’m listening to Sunny Day Real Estate and I need to be in cuffs
Ok what percentage of that is real? The closest I’ve been to a fair is the Angola State prison Rodeo and I think they have a rule about how many goods can tuck into other foods
I am going to need you to turducken at least four food items into one another and take a pic
Shhh… Nuggs is sleeping
Orrrr. . . wtf is this song about??
So Billy from Don’t Lose My Number is a woman? Coming to grips with a lot of things today.
It’s because of Ab Fab that I always go #2 before weighing myself
Oh shit. Yeah that was great too.
It’s on Netflix! I like that show so much that it became my personality for a few weeks last spring
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I don’t know if you’ve seen Detroiters? It’s a hard reference to get across if you haven’t 🥴
🎶Ooooo Deeeeevereauuuuxxx🎶
He’s fine. He’s taking a lil nap
Middle age is hilarious bc my boyfriend will tell me he’s light-headed and of course I have a blood pressure cuff to confirm his pressure is low and then I’m like making a little note in my journal to skip him with this strain of weed.
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
why can't the democrat messaging on trans people be "no, we are not going to force children to undergo genital inspections in order to play sports"
Huh. I guess those BBC on PBS shows affected me more than I thought.
I mentioned to someone the other day that I put milk in my hot black tea and they said How British! Is it? Hm
Oh btw, thought of you the other day when I ate a bunch of tinned sardines on wasa crackers. “I bet Sarah also eats this kind of thing”
I get it but I don’t get it, if you know what I mean. I’m a Trivial Pursuit person. Like 1980s version where you have to specify East or West Germany
I’ve played Risk twice in my life, both times in the past six months. I definitely missed the boat on this one. So much counting. And someone keeps rolling the dice off the table accidentally. It’s not fun? But I can see how you’d be brainwashed into liking it if you started at an age under 43.
I’m already drafting our Wikipedia page
Today might be the day I start sporting a modified rat tail. That’s where all your hair is in a bun except for a long strand at the base of the head
Love hummingbirds. We call this one Pretty Girl. There's a beautiful male that follows her around everywhere.
I mean it’s totally possible.
Happy Raturday to those who celebrate
I think I’m gonna go for it. I’ll let you know how it turns out
My stepdad has been texting me updates bc I got them a weather station. “It only got to 91F today and we had 0.8 inches of rain.” (We live two miles apart, so we share the same weather.)
Got a bit wine drunk and invited myself to my mom’s for Labor Day and also volunteered to bring food(?!). Never made this, but looks easy. Gift recipe cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1026...
Fuzzy neighborhood deer from 3 Augusts ago
They didn’t die for cocaine-related reasons. But yes, I would love some more friends.
I feel this. All the people I used to get cocaine from have died and I shit my pants every other time I have caffeinated coffee.
This spinach-cilantro pesto is a reminder that basil is overrated. (It’s good! But it’s way overvalued.)
Hummingbirds are out here fighting over this fresh sugar water. Only been stepped on once. Smooth beak to bird transfer.
California Ground Squirrel looking quite elegant in their gray collar and speckled overcoat! #mammals #becurious 🦊
Who I want guiding me across the River Styx
Happy #Caturday from Luine who is the ONLY one at The Albatross that is mad the Excessive Heat Warning finally ended. #CatsOfBluesky #becurious
Happy Raturday to those who celebrate
In Which Nadine Amuses a Dragon and Makes Autumn Happen
Gahhhhlic bread
Pork meatballs 😀
What a cursed sentence (gift link) “The A.I. companies selected to oversee the program would have a strong financial incentive to deny claims. Medicare plans to pay them a share of the savings generated from rejections.”
It is fairly crazy that there’s currently no age limit on THC here. That’s a regulation any normal person could get behind. Let’s just do that. Bc if I have to go back to black market weed, I’m fucked. All my friends left town in the post-covid years.
Me and who?
Encouraging news! THC ban stalls out down the homestretch of Texas special legislative session www.texastribune.org/2025/08/29/t... via @texastribune.org
The latest ep of OC Housewives is incredible. Imagine throwing a party where you don’t serve any booze and then you force your guests to take surprise lie detector tests. 💫
Numnumnum
My body released a small scared fart as I realized how close I just came to chopping off my fingertips while preparing potatoes
More late summer gems from the North Cascades
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
In case you need an ethicist's input: it's not only acceptable but, I'd argue, obligatory to say what you need to say to get a COVID vaccine. We have duties of care to each other, and particular duties of solidarity to those the regime wants dead, which supersede situational duties of truthfulness.
did you put that new header up on our profile? the one with the sandwich? yep, and i think you're gonna love this. it looks like we piss on the sandwich with full force and splashback oh yeah awes- what?
Yes I heard your horn the first time a split second after the light turned green. Why do you think I'm typing this.
Numnumnum
I was 10 and watching a vhs of how to draw comic strips and my stepbrother pressed eject because the guy in the video "had bad hair." People these days don't know how brutal the 1990s were when it came to bad hair. You'd be chased by mobs with cats tied to sticks
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This little bubby from July last year💕
This was a lot better than I thought it would be. Gift recipe cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1026...
Gulp. From current National Geographic. 📸Sayandeep Roy
My neighbor grows veggies for the jolly green giant. (kitty included for scale)
Paw Petrol: British dogs who all work at gas stations
Just got out of Weapons, which was great. Theater inexplicably had three large families with elementary age children in them. A handful of them were out of their seats wandering around during the second half. Which was unsettling.
IF TRAVIS KELSEY REALLY LOVED TAYLOR SWIFT HE WOULD HAVE RELEASED THE EPSTEIN FILES
Can't believe the service that let you amortize a Chipotle order over an entire fiscal quarter is having trouble collecting from people who had to amortize their Chipotle order over an entire fiscal quarter...
at last, the cage and 3 more additions are here!
If I'm on the 379th crisis PR Zoom at Cracker Barrel today, I legit pitch Gay Woke Cracker Barrel. Just go all in. Cracker Barrels are exclusive 9-seat diners in 10 cities now. Two-year waitlist. Existing Cracker Barrels are now called Bad Old Cracker Barrel. Sell an NFT with it I don't give a shit.
From the bathroom floor of the 24hr Chinese buffet I stab at thee.
@wokkax3.bsky.social @rainblurredsky.bsky.social #gregs
*mouthful of asbestos Fuck, it’s good to be alive.
Me: "I want to be able to make boxed mac and cheese where the cheese powder dissolves fully into a sauce, and doesn't cake up on the spoon or the noodles" Genie I found: "You don't want something a little grander?" Me: "I got two left!"
Someday I’m gonna get one to be still enough to get a pic wearing one of those little bowler hats from the Broker’s Gin bottles
Greater Flamingos (Cincinnati Zoo)
BlancheyPoohBoopieDoo 🧡
Town rat and country mouse
