Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
The only time I've watched Miraculous Ladybug was at the dentist borked outta my skull on nitrous while I had surgery. That said, I kinda get it.
Musician, biker, recording engineer, metalhead, all around tinkerer. Dirty 30s. Raccoon pretending to be a human on the internet.
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The only time I've watched Miraculous Ladybug was at the dentist borked outta my skull on nitrous while I had surgery. That said, I kinda get it.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
Absolutely memeable
RJ “Quantity Over Quality” White (@rjwhite.bsky.social) reposted
The voice of My grandfather, dead these 40 years, telling me how disappointed he is in how I have turned out. There are no batteries. The buttons are locked. Yet the reels still turn.
Kasey Gifford (@kaseygifford.bsky.social) reposted
Who put Bella in the Witch Elm? #kaseyart #penandink #halloweenie
ELLEN OF GENEROUS (@funnyposts.online) reposted
OP: boys are hot REPLY: no girls are 13TH CENTURY ALE CONNER WHO I'VE BROUGHT TO THE FUTURE: Min ale hath ywoxen soure ME: No they do that on purpose now
𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓲 🖤 🌙 (@chaiteakitten.bsky.social) reposted
Let's test it out I drove on the big scary road today by myself :3c
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
REBECCA!
🍂Neala Appaloosa🍁 (@neala.bsky.social) reposted
I couldn’t find a tree to scratch my back on at the con, so a snake plant will have to do 🐻 🎥 @danelledarkarts.bsky.social #AFC2025
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
Do not you worry, the pelican will put the baby in it's mouth on its own
Valencia (@valencia.deer.place) reposted
Deer went for a ride. 8 hours, Cottonwood pass, Black Canyon of the Gunnison, and Grand Mesa scenic byway. Each has characteristics and were very enjoyed. Now for the trip back to Denver.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
YES
three wolf mood (@howlitzer.art) reposted
normal yote things
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
Looking forward to when the Nike website is locked behind a government paywall because they realized some dude in Wisconsin strokes it to sneakers and gets it labeled as porn.
COUNTING WORMS MOSH CALL (@hyenablood.yeen.world) reposted
Don't let some jaded freak tell you there's too many wolf furries wolves are so fucking cool bro like shut up they're so fucking dope 10/10 animal
Mortimer (@majoramortis.bsky.social) reposted
I asked the bubsy discord server I'm in for people's Bubsy-sonas/OC's and I made a little fun!!! thingy!!! I dunno who all has a blueskky but I'm sure they'll find this image somehow #bubsy #bubsybobcat #bubsy4d #bubsyoc #bubsysona #yumeship #ocxcanon
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
Total commitment to unlimited continuous growth is the whole point of a cancer cell.
Gender is irrelevant when one is first and foremost an alchemist (@dertherck.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Remember like 4-5 years ago when a bunch of people who should have known better jumped on the “some censorship is good actually” bandwagon and the rest of us said “Don’t. You will not like the inevitable results of this.” Well. Behold.
Ana Valens | 🔞 (@acvalens.net) reposted reply parent
Stuff triggers me all the time due to traumatic experiences, I own that shit and control my timeline. I don’t go to mommy Bluesky and pat her on the back for banning speech
Plasma Ring (@plasmaring.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This sounds like a snarky jab at young people, but I mean the 2010s-onward era where there very much was a sort of progressive-specific version of the Geek Social Fallacies that were accepted as community norms, and one of them was "only oppressors value resilience."
Ash Lupino (@ashandinkstudios.bsky.social) reposted
Finally starting to feel better - and it turns out I was wrong - I still have a few bikini poses left in the backlog. I'll try to break them up a little bit between other posts lol. Here's the next one: Nala! Let me know what you think!
Animatronikki (@animatronikki.bsky.social) reposted
I definitely love that people are talking about "creating a legion of unironic Bubsy fans" in the wake of Bubsy 4D's announcement. But a large number of people seem to be talking about it like it hasn't been done ever? There already IS one. We're here. We done BEEN here. #Bubsy
azban.bsky.social (@azban.bsky.social) reposted
So precious! youtube.com/shorts/l-JSO...
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
No but for real.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
My namesake!
Andrew 🐻 (@awd.bsky.social) reposted
Sketch commission for @joey-poey.bsky.social of their goth mouse, Brie, as Elvira
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reposted
One of my favorite clips from a ride about a year ago #motorcycles
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reposted
Went out for a ride today and crossed one of my favorite bridges....twice even! #Motorcycle #HarleyDavisdson #RiderCam
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
"When you arrive, go directly to the police van and check your name off the list."
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, fedbois
Bonger Kong 🍉 (@kronet-hjort.bsky.social) reposted
Never sign up for a protest and don't bring your phone
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
Flesh star
Roudy (@roudyraccoon.bsky.social) reposted
UGGHGHHRGBL 34 @vilehound.bsky.social dropped this on my desk this morning, so you're required to look at it.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
This is just my breakfast routine
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
Oh man I have a few. Successfully used to be my biggest one. Restaurant: I misplace the u Occasional: I forget if it's the c or s that's double Sheriff: again, I mix up the r and the f for doubling.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay but they ARE missiles
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
No.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
It's even made by Hyundai!
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky!
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a pretty great feeling tbh
Montreal Rides (@montrealrides.bsky.social) reposted
A Discord member posted this, and it just had to be shared.. LoL!! It's funny because it's true. 😂 #motosky #memes #lol
Zach P. (@zaminationz.bsky.social) reposted
【3D ANIMATION DEMO REEL】 #3danimation #blender #maya Hi, I'm Zachary!👋 I force silly little 3D characters to ✨ MOVE ✨
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
I saw a pool shark looking at me Bet me all his fingers he could sink them all in three
✨ jay °˖➴ books OPEN!! (@jaystor.bsky.social) reposted
NOW YOU CAN GET A YCH... as a tattoo!!!!? $250 flat, booking for anytime this fall/early winter at my home studio, Unkindness Art in #RVA! booking form is below~ forms.gle/bwemGuwdf9Gn...
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
AYO THAT ZIPPO
Smeesh 🌿 Illustrator for hire (@asmeesh.bsky.social) reposted
I lied. Behold a doodle.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
Having outlets and interests outside the Internet. I play in a band, ride motorcycles, turn wrenches, have drinks with friends. It's actually hard for my Internet friends to pin me down sometimes. Also I work like A LOT so... Y'know. There's that.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
As a rule I don't patch moto tires just on principle. It introduces a needless potential point of failure that wasn't there before. It sucks but I'd replace.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
Make a band singular. 1 Crazy Fist
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
I sob
Damien Miller (@damienmiller.bsky.social) reposted
unleashing social media on the world at large was like inflicting smallpox on immunologically naive peoples. Only psyches scarred over by endless stupid flamewars on usenet or IRC were truly ready for it
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The Author, Séamas O'Reilly (@seamas.bsky.social) reposted
- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
Iron Spike (@ironspike.bsky.social) reposted
Word. Entirely too many people? Their politics are strictly vibes-based. Completely irrational. A staunch refusal to draw any lines from Policy A to Result B.
T.L. Bodine (@tlbodine.bsky.social) reposted
Digi (@digic300.bsky.social) reposted
I also could forget my three weed smoking girlfriends
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I usually can ahead and ask somebody to physically put hands on it before I drive even across town. Especially if it's something specific
Rabosa al Forn (@rabosaalforn.bsky.social) reposted
People are like, "Foxes are so cute!" And foxes are like, "Yeah, sure. We are very cute." And you're already lost by then.
Kasey Gifford (@kaseygifford.bsky.social) reposted
Adjusted for inflation Spirited Away cost $22 million to make. The Triplets of Belleville cost $16.5 million, Cartoon Saloon's Wolfwalkers cost $14.28 million, and Oscar winner Flow cost only $4 million. These critically acclaimed, made by real people films, cost less than this pile of actual vomit.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
We're really just slapping known names onto what should be all new properties at this point and it's bumming me out.
Elysia Tatsu (@elysiatatsu.bsky.social) reposted
Begone puritan
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reposted
Ladies and germs, it is a beautiful 66°F and sunny outside which means it is the PERFECT weather to throw on a light hoodie, fire up the bike, and rip it down to the gas station 10 miles away, passing 8 other gas stations because they just aren't quite far enough down the Fun Road for ya!
Feve (@brizunzies.bsky.social) reposted
EGG THIEF! You can only get this exclusive sticker by joining my sticker club here! ko-fi.com/faunartin/ti...
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
Legit why I don't feel the slightest bit bad about enjoying my cigars/pipe regularly.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
Ladies and germs, it is a beautiful 66°F and sunny outside which means it is the PERFECT weather to throw on a light hoodie, fire up the bike, and rip it down to the gas station 10 miles away, passing 8 other gas stations because they just aren't quite far enough down the Fun Road for ya!
AJMarekArt (@ajmarekart.bsky.social) reposted
It's time again for the beginning of the school year! -- The best way to get on a teacher's good side, according to cartoons, is to give them an apple to start the day. So, that's just what Murphy, Mitzi, and Vivian have done for Ms. DePoint. Just in their own...unique ways.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
Yo, dawg! We heard you like hurricane simulations so we put a hurricane simulator in your hurricane simulator!
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
Your last saved pic is your philosophy.
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
Death To Smoochy is an absolute banger!
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social)
Robin Williams was a god tier comedian but he was also just an all around great actor. I always liked seeing him in non-comedic roles because of the realness he would bring to a character.
Fox Popvli (@foxpopvli.bsky.social) reposted
🐺♥️🦊🏍️ #foxpopvli #art #fanart #wolfington #badguys2 #wolf #diane
Masked Skooma Enjoyer (@wolfmulder.bsky.social) reply parent
Wat
🌻The Killing of a Sacred Snep🪐 (@fm-synth.bsky.social) reposted
Oh mein gott... zis cave is full of der fürrymilfen!