Nah, AI would have cited a section. Possibly one that didn't exist, but there would have been something there.
Nah, AI would have cited a section. Possibly one that didn't exist, but there would have been something there.
This is how I found out he was... damnit this was a joke wasn't it?
I've repotted orchids before and none of them had balls.
I want to know more about how a necktie clerk's eyes look.
Wait maybe Nate Silver has a point about this place because what the fuck?
It does fit the usual "not knowing what doing business is", though.
I don't even have a table in my kitchen! I can only support politicians with no discernable positions at all!
Well surely you don't think Trump is wearing diapers and napping?
I feel bad for that guy if that was really doing his best. You'd think the obvious way of doing better by not posting that would have occurred to most people.
If you asked him what denomination he was, he's probably go off on a rant about how he wanted to be on the $1000 bill but Bessent told him they only put dead people on the money and also Congress would have to authorize them printing 1000s.
I was going to complain that Trump isn't Catholic so this doesn't make sense, but I'm 100% sure Trump doesn't know the difference between Catholicism and whatever he's pretending to believe.
Nice but that nose is waaaaaay too short at this point
Financial strength is when you can't buy as much stuff, that's just microeconomics 101.
wait did he use his arms? I always sort of assumed he shot heroin directly into his vocal chords.
He also can't currently be President according to the 14th amendment but here we are.
If you weren't depressed when you came in, just spend a few minutes thinking about who's running HHS and making you ineligible for the vaccine and you will be.
I'm not a hematologist but I'd suggest getting that checked.
We're like 2 weeks away from there just being a sign saying "sorry, all of our agents are busy patrolling DC in groups of 10 to look for people drinking in public, please don't come in if you're not supposed to" at the regular crossings
Also don't forget the Russkies who in addition to RT and the Russians funded right wing influencers.
Or recurring nightmare.
Look man that wheelbarrow was secure as far as was reasonably practicable!
Mark Cuban has assured me that it's the teens' fault for not learning how to engineer prompts that will encourage them to choose life.
I didn't think Phil Kessel really visited there anymore because they hate him.
Having a random rich guy just come in and do whatever the fuck he wants as head of an imaginary department is exactly what Madison envisioned.
So what you're saying is no one should have fire extinguishers in their home because it's incredibly unlikely you'll use them successfully anyway.
Same deal with having the secret service pay to stay at his golf resorts. He has no way of knowing if the trust sold those properties without telling him! Probably wouldn't make the news or anything.
Rehnquist's dissent is unhinged. A history lesson and a couple of poems about the flag apparently seemed like good justification to restrict expression.
I mean the executive order says "to the fullest extent permissible under any available authority", so, uh, not at all. Kind of weird to issue an order that does nothing, though.
(Also please don't look at what they did to their colonies for the next 100 years)
Hey they abolished slavery like 15 minutes before the US did so they get to feel superior forever.
In Federalist 76 he wrote that a President would never appoint obviously bad judges because he'd be capable of feeling something called "shame", so...
That's not fair, although Staten Island is going to vote for Sliwa anyway.
That was just Hitler. The trains never actually ran on time, although there was a pretty good chance you'd disappear if you complained they were late.
You're not my supervisor!
His hand probably looks better than Trump's.
Watching Fear the Walking Dead season 4: huh, this is a lot like Fallout 4. Season 7: hold my beer.
They're transplants from California.
Didn't read the article and have never played Roblox, but everything is getting worse so I'll go with "yes".
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I mean you say that but precedent suggests that actually no one has standing to challenge whether a presidential candidate is eligible according to the Constitution.
I took high school geometry and was a computer engineering dropout so like a logic course where you have to prove stuff without dealing with shapes or soldering things together was kind of easy.
Well, I got an A and fulfilled my requirement for a second Symbolic Logic course for my philosophy degree, so I guess so. The biggest problem was when I bought the course packet, found they used 100% different notation from my first course at a different uni, and had to get the SL1 packet too.
I once took an entire self-paced course in the last 4 days of the semester decades before Canvas was invented so I'm trying to imagine how it could have made me a worse student. But uh I might have been an outlier.
Harvard scientist is a moron, says literally everyone else. www.newsnationnow.com/space/nuclea...
If they'd have just let Trump inject everyone with bleach, Covid would have stopped spreading immediately. But no, the woke mob took that away.
"I'm not a moron, but I think kids should learn how to write ChatGPT prompts instead of getting a real education."
That's not even speed walking.
Pew puts that number at 53 million so I think he's including a lot more than them.
A sane country wouldn't have elected him once, let alone twice.
Is he taking credit for not invading Canada, Greenland, and Panama? I mean I'm glad he didn't but I don't think that qualifies him for a Nobel Prize.
Not sure why you're explaining that; it's happened to all of us.
I'm good with a ban on verbing dialogue.
A couple of decades late but I'll take it.
Going to Peachtree City to tell the people there they own the streets of downtown Atlanta is something else.
Swore he would go to church every week if Jesus got him through the food poisoning.
If the river is at 50C we'll probably all be dead but that's plenty cool relative to what it's being used to cool.
"Lack of water that is cool enough" is misleading though. As long as there's enough water in the rivers, the reactor's not going to care how hot it is coming in.
I think the sources are fine, although for France the water scarcity angle is more a hypothetical future worry than the environmental regulations. They do have examples from Spain where it was an actual issue, and desertification in general is going to be bad for anything that needs lots of water.
There's probably a better argument that siding with the Nazis would have produced better chemistry research than there is any historical or political argument for siding with them.
Key phrase from that article "the environmental regulatory threshold for cooling water that goes through the system and then gets discharged", i.e. they're not allowed to heat the rivers high enough to destroy the ecosystem there.
Rage Against the Machine warned of white supremacists in law enforcement 33 years ago.
Billion? He says he needs trillions to spend on data centers. By GPT-7 he's going to be demanding that all economic activity on earth be directly feeding a chatbot so it can finally correctly count letters.
Does he strike you as introspective?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE NUTS
You can't throw 2 syllable words between some of the claps that's just basic poetics.
If you consider every attack to be a new war and let him take credit for the lulls between them, he's ended SO MANY.
There are 11. You're not counting the pluff.
I thought this was the Onion.
Okay but this guy was promoted to 4 stars by Biden and retired this year so like WTF.
Wait until you hear about how incompetent his co-deputy is. They're probably going to need to bring in a third guy by the end of the year.
But a jigsaw is so much faster!
It would also mark all of the protesters and anyone who walked through that area for the next month "as ICE" but A & C are probably enough.
Wait is that his resignation letter?
The other day I got caught up in Reddit discourse about how no one believes Americans don't put corn on pizza because everywhere else calls that American style.
I mean for one thing that's 75 million years before the first penis.
I mean I've been to Altoona so I can believe there's pizza somewhere that you can't even pick up but the locals insist it's good, actually.
Jesus what kind of noodly crust are they serving wherever you are?
I'm sure the NRA will be protesting the federal government taking away people's guns any minute now, right?
Same guys who are going to make Mars habitable because we can't stop Earth's temperature from rising a few degrees and need to leave.
I like the way you think. The sphere only has to enclose Earth's orbit if we use all of the other planets' mass to make it.
He's just going to ask ChatGPT how to use quantum entanglement to send giraffe pictures faster than light. It doesn't know yet, but he can tell it's really close to figuring it out.
The intent of the Framers was to have a king. I mean sure Washington refused the job and then they wrote the Constitution without one, but a True Originalist would respect that first instinct.
I read the book Infinity and the Mind at way too young an age but by that point I'd already realized how much my parents' eyes would glaze over if I even tried to mention it to them.
Elon Dershowitz, whose father definitely kept his underpants on, passed away at age 64. He was preceded in death by Jeffrey Epstein.
Joni Ernst would like to remind you we're all going to die eventually.
Best they can do is "we're cool with shipping all of the homeless to El Salvador but we'd feel better about it if they were dumped on the street there instead of being tortured in CECOT".
Shocking that a draft dodger would come up with "What if Starship Troopers but the opposite?"
I just want the block button to make a little "plonk" sound effect, is that asking too much?
Forget the founding fathers; the GOP from 2012 would be freaking out at how anti-"States' Rights" this is.
Those popcorn emojis seem pretty frivolous.
Yeah I don't think you needed to read the whole list to know he probably didn't include any women.
If you don't mention 2 dozen different guys are you even having a conversation?
I just block the people with no sense of humor; I didn't want them reading what I write anyway.
If they really had art teachers who told them to just give up that does sound unpleasant. But I suspect that even a horrible teacher saw they didn't have the patience to actually practice.
I'd never even heard of Cellini and this guy wants me to know about him *twice*? Sounds exhausting.
Well that's a sentence I never expected to read.
Pretty sure he was knocked down by the other cops as they were manhandling the delivery guy, but I doubt that matters to the drunk US Attorney who's going to demand felony charges.
He saved us all by exposing the conspiracy and forcing the all powerful forces to switch dates for the thing they'd been plotting for centuries.
They accidentally deleted that clause on the website years ago, you have to go look at the original.
Well sure there's that