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Fat-headed former journalist, over-married, empty-nester, pup daddy, P1, footy fan ⚽️ “COME ON BRENTFORD!” 🐝 🔵 in S. TX. 🚫 MAGA. That Austin live oak tree 🌳 had ONE JOB!!! I am allied as fuck! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦. Never pity an asshole.
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Horrible
Not a drag queen, trans, member of the alphabet mafia that we can tell. Not a minority or undocumented. What am I missing? He’s a crazy-ass yt guy w/ a constitutional right to carry. #murderspree #crazy #austin
Austin police: Man and his 4-year-old granddaughter among victims ID'd in Target shooting www.expressnews.com/news/crime/a...
Gov. Grabbott needs to stand up to…um… That tree had one job!!!
Stick with the classics!
Gotta close all those browser windows! So I hear.
Sunscreen!
AND there’s this… Anti-porn state superintendent of schools with photos of nude women on his office TV! www.oklahoman.com/story/news/e... House speaker calls for Ryan Walters to cooperate with investigation
With a handle like “livgolf1” it makes sense you’d have a shit take after watching golfers paid with blood money.
Read this, then join me in sending this literal cum stain an eclair. www.sacurrent.com/news/gop-tex... GOP Texas Rep. Capriglione drops re-election bid after reported affair, allegations he funded abortions | San Antonio | San Antonio Current
Someone should deliver that fucker some eclairs.
Told my wife, a middle school administrator, about his 17-year-affair. “He needs the 10 Commandments in HIS office. Are the legislators doing that?”
They can’t do it fast enough.
I didn’t know what Current Revolt is, but it’s a CONSERVATIVE website!!
And he reps those Southlake, Keller and Colleyville white flight motherfuckers. Figures.
This shit is priceless!!!
The editor of the Current is a friend and on my Wednesday night trivia team. I can hear him laugh while editing this.
Stay relentless, Congressman!
How does she get out of prison and why would Vought let her go back?
A little more on the story. www.oklahoman.com/story/news/e... House speaker calls for Ryan Walters to cooperate with investigation
Presidential material
Collin Allred is weak sauce. Empty suit. All hat, no cattle. What am I missing?
All local media are horny for public figures arrested on drunk driving charges. Amirite? Watch: Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez arrested on DWI charge www.expressnews.com/news/article...
I am really looking forward to the truth and reconciliation hearings.
Makes sense. Usually happens after commenting on a @realtexaspaul.com coffee post.
“Insists New York look more like socialist Vienna.” The closest any of their readers have gotten to Vienna are those shitty canned sausages. That city is AMAZING!
What a great message.
I’d show you my shocked face, but you are probably making it too.
I agree. She has the deadliest potential. She can put a force field around a bad guy’s heart and game over!
As a huge comic book fan, I fantasize about which powers hurt fascists the most. Do I wanna go large scale and Hulk out? Explode people’s heads from the inside out like Victoria Neuman in The Boys. Ghost Rider’s penance stare is pretty sweet.
Damn! Fallon’s balls dropped!
My daughter graduated in 2021. We’re all ashamed of that fucking place.
Fucking MAGAt shit-bird.
I’m a Texan, and I strongly endorse this message.
Good riddance to this MAGA shit-bird. www.tmz.com/2025/07/24/h... Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
For the man who has everything.
Archive.ph
San Antonio was a metal town!
Sickening.
As predicted, within minutes, the Express-News resuscitated this classic.
Maybe it’s the real Harlan County.
Written and recorded in…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingus,_Kentucky Dingus, Kentucky - Wikipedia
Uncle Miles!
I wish I had died sometime before this dystopian horseshit.
I so love that journey for you
Yeah
THIS! This will be my sprinkles on National Ice Cream Day.
I did have sushi for lunch yesterday and I’m about to fire up my MacBook Air 15. Though I’m more of a footy fan.
Scrimp
What is the basketball player jumping over?
It’s been a day, huh?
WOOP! WOOP!
When our sweetest baby was still getting over her traumatic life on the street, she jumped on our bed and peed on our pillows. It’s like she wanted to see how far she could push us.
Ah!
All, fun popcorn-munchers!
Poo poo tray?!
What’s the problem?
She should have kept a chunk of food in her cheek. Then he could act like he’s giving her the Heimlich and she can spit it out. Problem solved!
I think the grammar in that last sentence is “what wrong with America.”
I get it! When she makes her GoFundMe goal thanks to the outraged posters here, he can sit back with some lotion and tissues and rub one out to his awesomeness.
Please don’t turn into a traitorous thumbdick like John Fetterman!
Can we get a bulk rate and ship all the registered Republicans in Texas?
These unsavory characters pushed a eugenics agenda that was NEVER adopted. Read the article.
That tree had one job!
A firsthand account of the #TexasFloods www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
God wasted an asshole when he put teeth in Gov Grabbott’s mouth.
I really enjoyed it. STORY?! The story was fine. I’m not a DC guy and definitely not a Supes guy but it stuck to the canon I was familiar with. Guy Gardner was a dick. There was a little homage to a line from a Batman & Robin comic. 7.8 out of 10
He is a literal DICK with ears
I thought it was genuine. I just read my post and thought it could be read as dismissive. I’ll stop now.
That was not meant to diminish your pain. It hurts like hell, but for years you will look back fondly on that good boy.
More shady shit!!! We need some public outcry for this poor periodista! He works IN AMERICA for AN AMERICAN outlet!!! A judge ordered him released on bond but ICE won’t accept the bond. apnews.com/article/jour...
It’s always interesting to see what happens when the shoe is on the other foot. www-tpr-org.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.tpr....
I’m well aware. I was trying to make eye jokes. I’m that petty and hate him that much.
Do you think Ken saw this coming? I’m sure they rarely saw things the same. Depending on what he did, she could demand an eye for an eye.
You know they rarely saw eye to eye.
Would that be a buffalo starfish?
That’s a damn shame. At least you had him for as long as you did, and you loved each other.
Marc Veasey needs to be primaried. His district needs a fighter who’s not gonna be a neoliberal.
They were taking care of their old neighborhood. That, and this administration is a bunch of COCKSUCKERS!!!
According to Gov Grabbott, only losers look for answers. This is after he sued the shit out of the insurance company of the homeowner whose tree crippled (instead of killing) him.
Gov Grabbott is what you get when a tree doesn’t understand the assignment. #LiveOak #HalfMeasures #HotWheels
That tree had ONE JOB!
All you critics who say “Texas gets what it votes for.” Texans don’t CHOOSE these MFers! The GOP does everything it can to make Dems irrelevant. They’re scared shitless of party chair Kendall Scudder and the state’s progressive voices. #Texas #GOPenis
It’s like Melanie just learned the word “veracity” and was gonna make sure she used it.
This goes out to all those asshats who think Texas votes Republican by choice. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/... Texas Plans Mid-Decade Redistricting After Pressure from White House - Democracy Docket
So bad
Don’t DC our TDP!
Gerri Halliwell doesn’t come to races as much, does she?
¡Bien hecho! Unfortunately, assholes will think nazi carrot Alexi Lalas knows what he’s talking about.
God bless Mexico and Mexicans. Better than we can ever be.
Womp! Womp!
Yeah. Pretty much.
You know nothing about the voter suppression efforts of the GOP in Texas. From limiting mail-in ballots, eliminating straight-ticket voting, voter ID laws. Don’t opine on shit you know nothing about.
Where are we? Is the NYT a boot-licking toady piece of shit? Or is it the bastion of truth and righteousness? Or does it depend on whether it fits our narrative? FUCK! I hate EVERYTHING!
I hate that legless fucker more than I hate Trump. I wish to Jeebus he would roll into traffic.
