Bothers wool. Thinks animals are ok. Reads a lot. Dreams of boats and land trains. Might one day get my shit together. Like some felt art? https://woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/ She/her
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Hard to see why I make next to no money from my art really.
#Pigeon #tits #woodpigeon #drawing #art #praisebe #bird #cult
and one cloaca
Have you listened to Powerslave today? If not, fuck you and everyone who knows you. Lots of love, IMPQ xxx
Apparently on the streets of Epping ordinary people are tying multi-coloured ribbons to railings to show their solidarity and togetherness in the face of knuckle-dragging hotel shouters.
Good morning Vol. II
Bostons give some of the most outstanding side eye ♡
The saddest 6 word story, after Hemmingway "For sale. Sex dungeon. Never used."
While I was drawing stupid shit, the teen Sat down and drew this from her favourite lesbian cannibal show (can't remember the name)
Its terrible for us all but also very funny to think of Kier looking at these figures. Everytime he posts a photo, or a stupid thought, it goes down.
The Aussie press not holding back when it comes to its coverage of neo-Nazis.
*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
Telling it like it is, and cutting through.
Good morning!
Process video for those who like to peek behind the curtain, so to speak. Can hardly believe this all came together in under 6 hours! (Don’t worry, video is only 30 seconds)
There are clouds in this puddle
The White House will issue a statement at today at 2 PM, with all roads to Walter Reed hospital closed. Melania was reportedly seen yesterday taking a “tour” of Walter Reed.
I’m never voting Labour again, I hate you with every single fibre of my being, and so does everyone I know, as does everyone in reform you are so desperate to win over, you’re a cesspit of a party, fucking losers
Bought Lexie a very ugly but comfy fleece from the charity shop for 2.50. It even has a pocket in it. She's pleased, I know it's hard to tell but this is just her resting lurcher face. #dog
New product on my shop, The Longest Cat. This is a set of four stamps to create cute mutant cats. guypradel.fr/produit/the-...
Lovely isnt it. Finally.
What future would pigeons tell? #drawing
The winner of the Green Party of England & Wales' leadership election is: Zack Polanski
I don't know why I'm like this #pigeon #sketch
Drawing pigeons. #birdswithhands #pigeons #draw
I managed it as an audiobook. It's a lot of work! Piranesi is magical if a bit too close to the mark in this time of brain rot.
Sat down and read this today. A 5 minute read, but worth it. Beautiful stuff. #book
Honestly it boggles me a bit because GCSE physics isn't that hard? They could make an effort and look it up? Maybe learn something? I wasn't there so third hand but just shut up and look at the work sheet isn't good enough.
Her school had a fabulous computer teacher though, and he taught her so much, went above and beyond. Its so sad that teachers like that are so few now. Completely understandable. Its an incredibly hard job.
We absolutely chose the kids GCSEs based on what subjects actually had teachers rather than what she was skilled at, its insane but in science all of her GCSE years there was a supply for physics, generally a PE teacher who when asked for help said they didn't have a clue.
He could definitely carry it off
You bought it though right?
Local crime for local people
When they invent teleporters like the ones on startrek the first thing I'm doing is having a really long lie in. Why can't AI solve that problem? Cunts
Right, gotta get up, take the cat and dog for a walk, and then I get to go to ART CLUB.
Also this gorgeous Puffin paper bag
Bodmin man. Hell of a place.
"I'm being as racist as I can" tearful Starmer tells voters
No scrap that it sounds creepy
Our flag will be no flag, just vibes
Come over here, we can dig a ditch round my house and declare it a new country.
See, this is why I would push you in a river.
this four-frame comic is like a modern loss dot jpg. it transcends race, religion, creed and culture.
Chlorociboria aeruginascens. Always nice to see the Green Elfcups appear. Thank you, rain. 🍄📷 #FungiFriends #MushroomMonday
More of this
Thanks!
UK sales only as we are locked away from the world on our tiny island of isolation and flag shagging
It's autumn, I have retired to bed to hibernate and got out the Halloween box. Will be adding to this all evening, mostly pumpkins but also here, have a pumpkin man. I love these guys. woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/product/pump...
It has come to my attention that 'sexy Watto' has been a thing on Bluesky for at least the last 24 hours. I won't be investigating further but I'd like to say it's about time.
Witnessing the AI artist get kicked out of the DragonCon artist alley was satisfying.
Rancid fucker
Are you the deer whisperer?
To be clear, I'm not going to watch it, can't be bothered.
Please do, it would make me happy to think of it.
Living in the warmer bit of England perhaps I should experiment more, after all I do have a palm tree in the garden
Oh well, that's definitely a success!
Behold the Mighty HYRAX! BOW BEFORE ITS CUTENESS!
Everyone is hearing this, because its true
I've done most of my Great North Run training this summer along the North Sea coast. I love the North Sea. I love it (I've always loved it) but it's a monster. (1/?)
Do you want to see @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social read from one of his excellent bird books? Do you want to hear about how all your favourite old-time nature writers were weirdos and nazis? Do you want to see him to do the smouldery face from his headshot? Then come to @nenature.bsky.social next month
Yep dead, JD Vance killed him
Anyway, I've now taken to leaving reviews on the offending eateries' Tripadvisor pages saying "nice enough food, shame about the email begging for feedback".
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
I just want to hang out and touch your feathery radioles
I will not, I want to rot away.
We are only a month away, so remember: dont
It's a new year of a peaceful house and things to get on with. And Halloween soon! Might get out the pumpkins today
Obsessed with images of a giant promotional statue of King Kong that accidentally caught fire
it's sunday night, it's been a long year, you deserve this: every time Mads Mikkelsen has danced on screen
Its definitely getting a bit colder in the house. The only reason I noticed Steve was even there, was because I went to pick up Joes black velvet jacket and it politely miaowed at me, black cats are so sneaky
I’ve just ordered a couple of books. It’s a slightly longer wait and a few quid more than Amazon, but I bet that if you’re the sort of person who buys a lot of books, you can afford to do the same.
Bloody hell :/
Worth a go actually, sow chaos any way we can.
One of the really cool things about drawing is how I can draw a few lines on a bit of paper and oh look! A cat! Brains are incredible magic
www.hollylikespuppets.co.uk/p/the-magic-... found him
There was an incredible performer with puppets who came to our local theatre few years ago and he wanted to see how few things he could move and get you to see a show. His show was amazing. At one point he made two dots of light walk around
Me, reading the reviews for the new Frankenstein film: "Oh no. The monster is hot. Oh no."
Watch the Hugely-Ambitious Soviet Film Adaptation of War and Peace Free Online (1966–67)
You have to wonder, given how paranoid and demented he is, if this rumour spreads, could we influence him to ditch JD
I can't stop laughing at this amazing painting
Realised I should qualify this, 8 years old!
Oh thats nice, I love apple trees, and that will probably survive outside in winter, the house gets a bit crowded when the big orange tree has to come inside.
Maybe, the biggest I have grown is 8 ish and never even a flower. It looks healthy enough, perhaps it just takes a while. Tempted to grow a fig tree now!
Sunday night stroll
Replace the Sunday fear with a horse friend
I have grown two more orange tree seedings (maybe satsuma trees) by the highly scientific method of pushing every orange pip I get into a nearby pot of soil till one grows. I love these, their leaves always smell orangey and they're easy keepers.
We saw a spectacular Chicken-of-the-Woods fungus today at the @RSPB Arne Nature Reserve Named apparently for its flavour when cooked
Jesus. Sounds like it could easily have been much worse, how terrifying
I'm just going to sit here glaring angrily at my phone until they stop out of embarrassment
These have made my day
Oh FFS. A shitty lesson on how crap the police are. No use at all.
That's just awful. :(
As someone who can't even fix a bike when I start with all the right pieces, I'm deeply impressed..
That looks like a very cool castle.
Star Tribune Going Out 
