I longer want to feel like I am in the music video for Woah
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I longer want to feel like I am in the music video for Woah
Allergies make me feel like I'm in the music video for Earl Sweatshirt's Woah (bad)
That is the face of a man who has the power to influence trees
I'm running for Senate solely to put a pause on new podcasts releasing episodes on Thursdays. I will resign as soon as this is accomplished.
I'll do it but I don't think it's going to do anything coming from me
Immediate unified vote of no confidence for JD Vance
Donkey Kong Bananza was fun I'm so glad Donkey from Shrek got King Kong pregnant
Nu metal bands don't make albums long enough to suck titties to anymore
And they said you can't make a love song about 9/11
New Blood Orange album is beautiful btw
I'm listening to the news Blood Orange album and realizing how I wish Dev Hynes had been the producer on Destroyer's Kaputt
What was The Incident at your church?
I'll give it two weeks before Gavin Newsom uses the R word in some public capacity
Dillon Brooks could NEVER
I need to find a job that won't make me feel like I'm wasting my life wherever I'm there
They Live They Laugh The Love
I really needed a reminder that The Replacements are an incredible band today
I complained about my problems for an hour and I think she did help me get out of my funk this week.
My therapist is gonna hear it* tonight! *Me crying
The Internet sucks so fuckin bad now
The icon showing my phone's battery has turned into a random number generator
Been thinking a lot about the Deltron 3030 album lately
End fossil fuels, gas stoves, cars, COMMON SENSE, like I've always said
Getting the Mandela Effect but it's thinking that it was called the Modelo Effect because the Berenstain Bears thing happened to me when I was drunk on Modelo
I saw that article about the request to remove same sex marriage so I was concerned but I also saw some dipshit journalist say it likely won't happen so I guess I can just lay back and rest easy on that one 👍
I know what the Dean Cain story this week is but every time I see the thumbnail I really think it's an obit
I dunno, I still kinda like that Home song
I bet he couldn't clear the fence if he jumped
Guffawed at the sheer number of horses in this little video
Sharks, I'd like you to picture, if you can, an ANCIENT horny clown.
I don't want to work, I want to go down in the banana mines and punch rocks and collect banandium
The Downtown Boys cover of Dancing In The Dark so is so cool
Getting plastic surgery to look like a Funko Pop
I'd do it. I'd turn into a giant blueberry for it.
Has anyone tried to make a savory gum? Like a Thanksgiving stuffing flavored gum?
I keep telling myself I'm going to go kayaking this weekend and whether or not I actually follow through it's all that's getting me through this week
I'm giving this opinion, but for Huckabee's talk show
Yeah, they're both gay. It's canon. Also, they fuck Yoshi. But not together.
That line between bombing Palestinians and starving them to death seems kind of weird, why did you put that there just now?
Can't wait for when he accuses a reporter of going to Little St James when asked about it
I'm grocery-pilled. I'm food-maxxing. I'm a produce-piggy.
Hulk Hogan? To shreds, you say...
I need to be reminded next weekend I want to go kayaking in lake macbride, I WILL forget
Uhh, yeah. That's what I was gonna say
Okay, so like, what if Da Vinci was a peacock?
Falling In Reverse? You mean getting up?
Any time I listen to Rock Hard Caucus
Harnessed In Slums
Extremely four days late to the bit voice: so I heard Elmo was acting more like Oscar the Grouch online this week!
Any politician who says what Israel is doing is not a genocide should be asked what they believe a genocide is supposed to look like
Under no circumstances do you ever have to hand it to Nick Fuentes or anyone like him
Had to call in and I'm actually bummed out about it because they're bringing us hot dogs for lunch today
You're a hot dog millionaire, kid!
I'm reading it in between breaks at work and, man, really engrossing
I'm listening to Lulu after finishing this week's Guys and maybe I'm just older and have gained a palette for metal and can better understand the themes now that I'm not 18, but this is so much better than I remember
I'm so brave for eating broccoli two days in a row
Gonna try to sneak some vaccines from the hospital, y'all want anything?
Saw this ashtray pop up and it instantly reminded me of wondering dropping towel to reveal gigantic penis. No, I don't know how to"download" a "gif"
Ripping hundreds of CDs from the library
We're so cooked man, China has Cyber mountains energizing their country
Damn, I love my family. We come from good stock. Just wonderful people
RIP to a good Old Boy. A bundle of nerves who would make a great arm rest by snuggling up under a blanket right next to you on the couch. Tucker Biff, 2012-2025
All dogs go to heaven
I love water bottle
I got a beer at the Brewers game yesterday and the vendor gave me a 1982 all star ballot. I'm still impressed at the generosity of the guy and the history of baseball. A beautiful interaction I'm going to remember for a long time
Damn, Milwaukee is such a fun city. I love having an excuse to come here
Excited to be in Milwaukee this weekend, where I assume I will wake up to a bloody Mary and a basket of cheese curds each morning
Rob Sand woke up in a cold sweat at 8:30 last night, hand shaking as he reached for a glass of milk
Really wish I could find the interview with APL.DE.AP (or Taboo, not sure which one) where he calls the concept of two guys having a baby together "gay"
It'd be funny if Nick Mullen showed up to this family reunion next weekend. At least we'd have something to talk about
Rockets are gonna be fun next year
Lol that rips
Called that championship from the beginning of the season, the thunder stayed healthy and played their game. I'm happy to see Shai get a ring
Mathurin is putting the Pacers on his back these last couple minutes
Had a wild dream I was in a new M Night Shyamalan movie about a swanky AirBnB that was trying to kill everyone. He's the master of twists
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
I'd like to learn to play the trumpet so I could go around Iowa City and play the American Dad theme song when everyone thinks I'm going to play the Iowa Fight Song
What do you mean They MIGHT Be Giants? They're huge!
We now cross over to BBC Radio Derby.
Vee Vee by Archers of Loaf
I'm just realizing that it was side B of the record I was more familiar with.
The first record I ever played on a record player was Endless Summer by the Beach Boys but I didn't know you had to flip it over so I got really familiar with the first four songs on that album. Thanks Brian Wilson for those four songs
RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
I'm going turbo mode at work
Rep Jamie Raskin: come to the Dem (Dark) Side Elon, we have cookies
To be clear, Caitlin Clark fans aren't Fever fans. They're real freaks. You can be a normal fan of hers, but they're always on some bullshit to attack every other wnba player. I don't care for it.
The only reason I would want the thunder to win is because Caitlin Clark fans would become even more annoying if the pacers won, but it is pretty crazy halliburton keeps hitting game winning buzzer beaters
Everything is NOT computer
There's no such thing as a perfect album, but Jagged Little Pill must be pretty close
This isn't really a joke, I've known Nebraskans who've said exactly this about Lincoln
The Apples In Stereo's New Magnetic Wonder is a Wednesday album because I am listening to it today
Jubilee should've made a video called Jordan Peterson vs 20 guns
I've really been embracing my casual basketball fandom/dumb guy fandom this playoffs. SGA foul merchant? Okay, but he won MVP. KAT is zesty? I don't know what you mean by that. Halliburton's overrated? He can hoop. I just enjoy watching basketball
I HAVE RECEIVED APOCALYPTIC NEWS
When I find out women do something, I have to stop doing it. Thank God they don't jack off
I always imagined being excited about buying my first car, but I can't really say excited is the word I'm thinking of right now
In-Law Country: country music about how wonderful your wife's family is
Remembered a Guy today. Feels real good. I hope Hee-Seop Choi is doing well, wherever he is these days
