And don't get me started on how angry the entire idea of "dude wipes" makes me
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And don't get me started on how angry the entire idea of "dude wipes" makes me
No I have not volunteered any information that might out me as a football person
Guy at work set up a fantasy league and I was like sure why not, I'll set a lineup once and never touch it again, what I didn't realize is that he was only able to scrape together 6 people (including himself) for this league lmao
Apparently there's a town in California called Gorman. (I know this cause there's an aviation navaid there) @cheatlines.co
New football is approaching i gotta clear out some files
Frog and Toad were sad for a while. Then Frog said, “Toad, here is what you must do. Tonight when you go to bed, you must think some very big thoughts. Those big thoughts will make your head grow larger. In the morning your new hat may fit.”
Incredibly funny career
some more Remembering (dunno why it cut off marques tuiasosopo)
His eye is apparently healthy enough for him to play and I am just excited for him to be a charger
Najee Harris goes airborne a lot but never in a good or conventional way
When the Chargers are up by 2 at midfield with 50 seconds left in the game and Najee just drops the ball halfway through a carry >>
It is December 2373, Starfleet Command orders the Alpha Quadrant aperture of the Bajoran Wormhole to be mined under the 2002 AUMF
Feels like King and Luani are too knowable I can do better
:)
"Sir on March 18 you posted a photo on your bluesky account of a crying kitten superimposed upon a paparazzi photo of Princess Diana's wrecked Mercedes in a Paris tunnel, captioned 'it's over'; would you mind explaining to the court what you meant by this?"
Can't wait for the Poster's Almanac to get subpoenaed
Dawg look at my ILB depth 🫠🫠🫠
Produce the bodies, be they alive or dead.
Cookie Dough Twix listed ahead of tumbled gravel on toddler's unofficial week 1 depth chart
Do you think if they dropped his body from orbit it would be enough to decimate an entire city?
When i said I wanted more star war this is not what I meant
not at all convinced alabama is ready to defend america if they’re giving up 31 to the noles
It makes sense that the Devil is there for the Hell game tho
There's thousands of buildings that weren't destroyed in the 9/11 terrorist attacks
Clone
I mean the Brandon Marshall era did start with him catching a touchdown from Russ the second he stepped on the field he just never did anything again after that
If I could choose to remove any food from existence forever it would be tuna
Me, every time I'm feeling like shit: wow what is going on? Will I ever get better? Me, when I eat literally anything and feel better: oh yeah right gotcha my body was eating itself, I'll definitely remember this next time
They had him attempting 50+ yarders when he could barely stand there's nothing to do but laugh
On a monday it's business as usual, on a tuesday it's kicking my ass
I was just watching Chiefs/Seahawks 2018 and Sebastian is such a bloated carcass washed up on the beach that when he died during a field goal attempt I was like "yeah"
“You must have been tired,” said Toad. “I was tired,” said Frog, “and it started to rain.”
“A CEO stole a hat from a child.” LINKEDINISM: here’s what it taught me about work ethic BLUESKYISM: here’s which democrat it reminds me of FACEBOOKISM: but AI Ryan Day got the kid two new hats! TWITTERISM: he must go back to Poland
Roping off a section of Juanita Beach and marketing it as the next Matt Stafford torture nexus
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We are about 2 months removed from a return to concoctions named after fake doctors that contain things like mercury, arsenic, foxglove, diet coke, etc as cures for our ailments
I can't get over how every nazi looks like this instead of the guy who plays Reacher
Ah man
Dov tried to establish a foothold but thankfully Mina bullied him off the platform
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of August!
what is it like to be like this
*other 30
Good try Nate but a guy on Twitter three years ago told me the 2022 Giants secondary is better than the LOB
they’re so close
It's way warmer than it should be but it's foggy as fuck, fallbros we might be back
Look at his hair my god
What are the chances this announcement is that he's sending people to "rescue" Bolsonaro? I don't think it's high but I don't think it's zero either
It's really funny when he's listed as "Tip 'T.I.' Harris" in movie credits, because they throw his stage name in quotes but Tip is also a nickname
Just saw the Noem ad for the first time. I want this woman thrown into a pit.
Dwyer cool as hell
I dm'd baker for the dollar for the jar
I'll coach the team, to the same level of play, for just the $1M
Yeah I think the "Chapel Bill" nickname is DOA man he'll be lucky if they call him back to work tomorrow
Game so bad I have to learn about the dead Leg QB’s family.
TCU said "we'll take the other leg"
Mariners 🫱🏻🫲🏿 Tarheels Lmao
They put Alex Smith out there down 34 points???
If I'm not supposed to be gleeful they wouldn't have televised this
Okay what the fuck is going on with Steve Belichick's hair
Me when Blue's birthday present is missing:
TCU shoving the Heels into a contraption
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DRIVE FOR THE NORTH CAROLINA DEFENSE LMAOOOOOOO
Of course I am I need that gold
I am losing my mind lmaooo
Amazing the booth guys were like "huh, Kitchens has only called 2 passed and 9 runs, why's he doing that?" Look at his QB dawg
+1 forehead kiss pookie
They said Bill was long snapping in practice PLEASE ask him if he thinks the punter had problems receiving the snap from an unfamiliar snapper
Punter dropped the snap, someone please ask Belichick about special teams after the game
If only there were countless historical examples of this being a bad idea
Lame flag. If you're not on the ground crawling to your DC 5 minutes into your celebration like William Gay then you're not excessively celebrating
Lmao getting pick-sixed by a guy named "Bud"
Wallace just hit two horn drills on me in a row wtf
Time to think Bill, do you like your son more or winning more? You know what She wants you to do
One of my favorite types of football names is a dude whose last name is just a noun
That's lame don't blow the whistle make them kill that lefty freak
No there's football on
Steve Belichick looks like the biggest dirtbag of all time
Chazz Surratt forsaker☝️☝️
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
Sorry sorry forgot this image of Bobby Moynihan as Anthony Crispino
They made a Goebbels amusement park? Seems rather insensitive
He was given a pass because his son fell off a building but I think 34 years is more than enough time to be respectful
Ladies and Gentlemen: the de facto president of the united states
Big Daddy Drix 🏳️🌈 