Due to trumps trade war, Mexico is now halting shipments to the United States Let me say that again: America's biggest trading partner, is halting shipments to the U.S. Those avocados are going to be $15 a piece now
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Due to trumps trade war, Mexico is now halting shipments to the United States Let me say that again: America's biggest trading partner, is halting shipments to the U.S. Those avocados are going to be $15 a piece now
Republicans are trying to redraw congressional district lines to keep their grip on Congress in the midterms and beyond. Voters should pick their politicians, not the other way around. Get involved with the @democraticredistricting.com as they fight back: bit.ly/3HJ1ayW
Republican Congressman Mark Alford responded to his constituents at his town hall with this beauty: "If you didn't want to hear my lies, why did you come here?" WOW!
Day 7-Post Op Reverse Shoulder Replacement Surgery I’ve been off of pain medication for 24 hours & feel amazing. I still get tired after a few hours on my feet. I saw my PT today. She’s very impressed, says I’m in amazing shape considering but I need to be careful so I don’t overdo it 😊
Martial Law has entered the chat My God, why are people in power allowing this fascist takeover to happen NBC News: Pete Hegseth has authorized the approximately 2,000 National Guard troops in D.C. to be armed
Best description I've ever seen of this shitweasel
Uh oh, inflation is rising fast due to tariffs I wonder who’s getting fired now for reporting the truth
The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement. The President does not run the Smithsonian. The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law. Release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
This is A+ trolling
While extremely fucking funny & accurate, It's pretty sad when the only source of truth in America is a fucking cartoon
On todays episode of I DON'T GIVE A FUCK Carrie Underwood is reportedly having a hard time keeping her farm running because she can't find the immigrant labor that has helped keep her farm afloat Anybody have a spare fuck for MAGA Carrie because her farm will most likely now go out of business?
NEW: In addition to her sex offender waiver, Ghislaine Maxwell has an “out” designation that would allow her to leave the facility for work assignments. Some work assignments for FPC Bryan inmates are at Texas A&M University which is just 6 miles away. My latest: open.substack.com/pub/muellers...
The July Core CPI rose to 3.1%. Estimates had us at 3%. So basically, the tariffs are starting to hit people's wallets But here's the kicker. The market is up again because the inflation news is "not that bad" according to CNBC ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
MAGA influencers are scrambling to delete their posts claiming that Trump couldn’t deploy the National Guard in DC on January 6th after Trump announced that he’s deploying the National Guard in DC today
First it was troops in L.A., sent to provoke and assault peaceful protesters under the banner of “immigration enforcement.” Now it’s troops in our capital to disappear the homeless. See the pattern? Sooner or later, the monster comes for us all.
That fucking fascist is now taking control of Washington DC because he’s still trying to deflect from the fact that he’s a pedophile and is in the Epstein Pedo files
Our national debt hit 37 Trillion today Don’t ever let the Republicans claim they are the party of conservative values ever again
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Trump has turned our White House into a gaudy casino
Will everyone quit and roll over? The law firms, media companies, universities, government employees. Will you all cling to what you have and hope you can just ride it out, Republic be damned? Shame on all of you who don’t stand up, just remember we will never forget.
This is the ballroom trump is adding to the WH It looks like the WH has a cancerous growth on it Gawdy, Ugly & how can this be allowed?
Trump just fired the director of labor and statistics because they reported accurately his tariffs are tanking the market
Holy Shit We are just starting to pay the price for all the tariff incompetence. Wait until the real damage starts
This is an actual post from the US Dept of Energy What in the actual, weird ass, fuck?
Republicans just voted to allow trump to take the Qatari jet he received as a “gift” when he leaves office, after the American taxpayers will pay 1 Billion to have it retrofited to be his current Air Force One In your face corruption
Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome. Love, Allison
States should resist even minor intrusions into their elections by the executive branch of the federal government. They should contest every effort by this administration to encroach on their right to administer elections via executive order, informal request or any generic claim under Article II.
It's all starting to come together now. If only we can figure out how he was able to strangle him with those tiny hands.
FORD’S PROFIT WIPED OUT BY TARIFFS Ford reports a net loss of $29 million last quarter, compared with $1.8 billion in net income a year ago, after being hit by more than $800 million from Trump’s tariffs.
Way to point out the obvious Bloomberg news
Trump just said he "never had the privilege of going to" Epstein's island. 🙄
Oh boy, wait until you all hear this shit The U.S. Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation's $36.7 trillion debt LOL!
President pedophile is on his way to Scotland and this is how the Scottish are greeting him America is the laughingstock of the world 
Isn’t this the fucking truth?
An appeals court blocked CA from requiring background checks to purchase ammunition How is a background check to buy ammunition unconstitutional? You have to have a drivers license to drive a car. My God, what the fuck is this country doing?
US automakers just put a statement out saying that trump has given Japan an unfair edge in the car market Yeah, no kidding
And there it is! I told everyone days ago, I believe everything happens in 3’s First Malcolm Jamal Warner Then Ozzy Osbourne And now Hulk Hogan is dead at 71 Damn it universe, you fucking missed again
Did you all see the Southpark Episode tonight with trump sleeping with Satan? Holy fuck Southpark for the fucking win Somebody better hide the ketchup tonight!
The dam has burst
Never Forget
WSJ has the goods! Trump is in the Epstein Pedo Files Everyone say it. PRESIDENT PEDO!
Tesla 2nd qtr Earnings Are Out Net income fell 16% Free Cash flow was set at $760M...it came in at 146M Sales are down 13.5% Revenue is down 12% Revenue from the automotive business fell 16% Revenue from the energy business fell 7% They expected adj. earnings of .43...it came in at .40 HAHAHA!
The fact that the President of the United States posts a fake video of a kneeling Barack Obama being handcuffed and we’re supposed to pretend it’s perfectly normal, everyday stuff shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
Breaking: Malcolm Jamal Warner has died at the age of 54 from accidental drowning Holy shit 🥲
The thing to remember about Trump posting an AI video of Obama getting arrested is that he’s still trying to deflect from being in the Epstein Pedo Files & now everyone found out he also had someone organize a party for him & the invites were all “young women” w/the only other guest being Epstein
It is but news travels faster over there and I'm focusing on only talking to the people I want to. Everyone else gets blocked. So it's not too bad
I don't think he has CVI. I think he has CHF & they just put something out because he can't hide his swollen ankles They've never told us the truth about him before so I strongly doubt they're starting now
NEW statement from Dow Jones, the parent company of The Wall Street Journal: "We have full confidence in the rigor and accuracy of our reporting, and will vigorously defend against any lawsuit."
I’m looking forward to Stephen Colbert sharpening his knife over this year to show the capitulating Paramount what free speech is all about.
Secretary of Homeland Security on racial profiling by ICE: “That is not true… Don’t you dare ever say that again.” Who the f*ck does Kristi Noem think she is, addressing a legitimate question like that? It is true. Tom Homan admitted it. Noem is a liar.
Maybe the American voters should have taken the Access Hollywood tape more seriously?
Where is Jake Tapper??? 🧐
Colbert has the highest ratings of any late night host. "Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.
I’d say that @stephencolbert.bsky.social is (with the lone exception of @maddow.msnbc.com) the most brilliant, humane person I’ve encountered in broadcasting. His mind works faster than anyone else’s at a level of sophistication that is unmatchable. Genuinely a generational talent.
CBS bowing to trump and cancelling Colbert is going to bite them in the ass
Can you imagine if he tries to fire the Fed Chair to distract from Epstein? Talk about a perfect storm for Republicans.
Now that we all know President Pedo has CVI, im taking donations to make sure that fucker eats McDonalds for his 3 squares every day. Who’s in?
To update everyone on the Trump pedo files Trump went on shit social and called MAGA stupid MAGA is firing back all over Twitter And people that normally support him are saying shit like this below 👇 It’s absolutely fucking glorious
2/2 They are protecting the Pedo in the WH & possibly themselves Everyone should be demanding that list be released UNREDACTED And let me be clear. I don't care if there are Democrats, Republicans or celebrities on that list. Everyone needs to go to prison for this
1/2 Not a single House Republican voted today to allow the Epstein Pedo Files to be released So does anyone still think there are Dems on that list? Because if it was Dems, the GOP would have taken out front page ads in every newspaper across the country w/the names listed in BIG BOLD LETTERS
Crockett: Earlier someone was talking about cities being hellholes. Los Angeles contributes almost 20 billion in taxes. That’s more than all states in this country except for four.
I'm not suggesting anyone go back to Twitter because, well it's Twitter But I would have to say, watching MAGA go after trump for the Trump Pedo Files is a site to behold. And of course, our side is stoking the fire ;-)
I'm back on Twitter. I started over
Working and getting ready to remodel my house. What a nightmare How are you?
Raskin: At the very least, the judiciary committee should be demanding the release of the Epstein files Van Drew: I fundamentally disagree with you on everything Raskin: Please elaborate, I would love to hear it Van Drew: I don’t want to hold up the hearing
So much for that “line.”
NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
Rosie O’Donnell‘s description of Trump, King Joffrey, with a spray tan, has got to be my favorite description of him ever! 🤣
ABC7 news reported that there is a wife of a man who works as a security guard. He is a disabled US veteran. He is a US citizen. They are desperately looking for him & say he was taken in the ICE raid in CA & they want to know where he is THIS SHIT NEEDS TO STOP 😡
When this administration is done, I want that Vampire, Stephen Miller, in prison for the rest of his miserable fucking life
Patty Hartman a 17-year former DOJ official who was fired on Mon by Pam Bondi is warning of rising political retribution inside the DOJ “There used 2B a line, used to be a very distinct separation between the WH & the DOJ, because 1 should not interfere w/the work of the other. That line is gone”
Just what we dont fucking need 🙄 Reuters: Trump Media & Technology announced they have launched Truth+, a subscription television streaming platform consisting of news, shows, & movies. The service will be featuring Newsmax, a conservative news outlet.
Those morons arent coming here
Shit Social In fact Catturd was so upset everyone is leaving that he is yelling into the void, make sure you have your Shit Social account Its highly amusing
Remember when the White House trotted out their mouthpieces while pretending that they were gonna release Epstein's client list? I wonder how it feels to have fooled the rubes in their party.
A scientist warning about National Weather Service cuts in May: “Sooner or later, people are going to die as a direct result of this”
Ever since Tesla Nazi announced his stupid 3rd party, MAGA started leaving Twitter in droves I have to admit, its still a shit hole, but it is getting quieter
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Ooh wee is this shit pissing off trump & MAGA
Every reporter’s follow-up question to every Republican’s statement should be “Why are you lying about this?”
She’s right again, you know. She usually is.
My god he’s so fucking dumb
Pam Bondi in February: The Epstein client list is sitting on my desk right now to review. Pam Bondi today: There is no Epstein client list and no "further disclosure" of Epstein-related material "would be appropriate or warranted."
Nothing they ever do makes sense
Dismantling these departments that warn us about the weather is in Project 2025, and the core reason is they say these departments (RIGHTLY) drive “climate chang alarmism”, which “is harmful to future prosperity” (aka BIG OIL PROFITS)
Ya’ll remember that stupid fuck Catturd? He posted this & called Grok Woke because it told the truth & He didnt like it 🤣
Okay just one more These people are fucking losing their shit! And they were OK with a Nazi salute, as long as it was for trump. But this is a bridge to far
They dont want to come here. They all know we hate them here & will get their asses kicked to the curb
Oh yeah, its getting hot over in the shit hole 🤣
While Kristi Noem’s out here blaming everyone but herself, here’s her own April press release bragging about clawing back $882M in disaster resilience grants. The kind that could’ve helped in Texas. They’d rather wage culture wars than actually protect human lives.
Thoughts and prayers don’t stop mass shootings, and they don’t stop climate disasters either. This is a tragedy Gov. Greg Abbott did nothing to prevent. He still denies that climate change is real. He won’t act, and he won’t regulate.
Forcing people to have a job in order to get health insurance is just another form of indentured servitude.
Y’all are gonna fucking love this. Conservatives on Twitter are now screaming that they’re about to leave Twitter because Musk is starting his 3rd party,which will split the GOP vote. So they are now worried they’re gonna be held to the same standard as everyone else Welcome to the party, fucktards
Grok for the win
I'm telling you all right now, if you are hispanic, you better carry your birth certificate and passport with you at all times. Once that orange taint signs the “Big Beautiful Bill,” immigration enforcement will have more money than the Marines, the FBI & the CIA combined.
Here's a teddy bear sweetie. You're going to need something to cry into now that my husband & the GOP in congress took away your healthcare God Bless
