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Lol of course
Honestly forgot about this guy. He's still running?
Head towards the end of the tunnel the light is from!
That is seriously not the way that this works
Marnie from Girls
Ask your doctor if Foghat is right for you
The streets are extended gutters ... and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "foghat.”
the foghat year old virgin
Inadequate public transport?
*SIGH* no
He's a versatile actor
And Pedro Pascal as Chun Li
The 40-Year-Old Virgin was released on this day 40 years ago
Take a nap and let it all play out in your dreams
I've seen so many unfortunately.
That's very RFK Jr of you.
The hog fairy is a little sprite, a tiny winged harbinger of wanks to come that'll dart out of a man's eyes and into his balls if you've joined his spank bank. They're very fast, so they're hard to spot, but they're there. Oh, they're there.
Great shot from the Hilton
Oh, you saw the hog fairy?
Ask your doctor if farting is right for you
Train station? In America??
Even if republicans do set a gun ban precedent, it still won't exactly be hard to get a gun. No half-assed ban will keep guns from trans people. The only way to stop trans people from murdering straight white church kids is to ban all guns and mandate every citizen turn in their weapons.
I don't think that would be a good idea
Everybody tells me how I look angry all the time, and I'm not! I promise! I'm not angry! I'm sad.
Still the best Chris Columbus in history
I'm pretty sure they have no idea what AI is. They just assume it's exactly like the movies.
Sure, and I also gnaw on my teak cutting boards
It'd be nice if they had to provide a reason like when you return an Amazon package. And "bad vibes" is perfectly legit.
When it's meant to be
Me and my gf
RFK Jr is basically "what if GG Allin had gone to elite east coast private schools"
And on his birthday no less
Don't blame me, this is Brew's fault
Yep, head home before it comes back on
Wifebrewters
Crabs are brewtah than lobstahs was right there
Girls go to college to get more knowledge Boys go to brewpiter to get more stupider
Girls rule boys brewl
The Sighcobillies
I'd suggest more but I ran out of brewm
Feelin' Brewvy Wide Open Brewvers Brewver than the Troops Barker's Brewties Brewthday Boys Et Tu Brewtays Boston Brewns Brewns on the 4th of July The Brewn Identities Taking the Brewns to the Super Bowl Brewst Milks Brewd and Butters Brewd Dogs Battered and Brewsed Black and Brew
They're pathetic
I sincerely never want to hear another word about how to be a man from some loser who doesn't even change his own oil. Oh, you know how to, you just choose not to? Fuck off, you fucking nancy.
I like how they're always about that performative masculinity lifestyle and never just, you know, being a man
When you stumble across hiphop in french... mes amis, your language is just too soft and adorbs for this
This gonna be you soon enough
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50% success rate sounds pretty effective to me
Picking up chicks
Must've been some sexy motherfuckin mozzarella sticks
@dennisbhooper.bsky.social, wow 5 years. I wonder what ben has to say about it.
Fuck yeah!
It's usually not the ones I work the hardest on lol
If Peter Frampton is a main guy, the sound you’re hearing is Humble Pie But if the fellas were formerly Savoy Brown, sir you’ve entered Foghat town
Ok I gotta put the Foghat down or I'll never get to sleep.. Phone down I meant put the phonghat down.. Phone phonehat phoghat phone down
Been saying that about you
Big Foghat fan too
That's the right Foghattitude!
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social, if you were following me, just think about all this amazing Foghat discourse you'd be blessed to see on your timeline
@mulaney.bsky.social, you should smile more. It'll make you look prettier. Also, thoughts on Foghat? More than one song, yes or no?
We're nothing without our dreams, Cody
@levarburton.bsky.social, pineapple on pizza, yes or no? Also, does Foghat have more than one song?
The Epstein files look like they're there to stay
We only need like 800 more Foghat posts to knock Bari Weiss and/or Eric Adams out of the top 5 trending
Parliament Foghatadelic
I have had it with these motherFoghatting snakes on this motherFoghatting plane!
Foghat! At The Disco
Foghat You! Black Emperor
Hat of sand and fog
But is it Foghat's only songgg???
Great band Foghat is in town tonight. Go and see them. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Foghat.
kermit the foghat
I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for Foghat Foghat me they were Foghat so Foghat and so Foghat
The id, the foghat, and the superfoghat
I'm so broke I can't a Foghat to pay attention
foghat take the wheel
The times when you have seen only one set of Foghats, my child, is when I carried you.
What has four foghats in the morning, two foghats in the afternoon, and three foghats at night?
Foghat is my spirit animal
Inside you are two Foghats
Foghat was not on my 2025 Bingo Card!
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Foghats Club Band
life is like a box of foghats
Foghat, we have a problem
Get busy Foghatting or get busy dying
There's pineapple foghat, lemon foghat, coconut foghat, pepper foghat, foghat soup, foghat stew, foghat salad, foghat and potatoes, foghat burger, foghat sandwich. That- that's about it.
Anyway, like I was sayin', foghat is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, foghat-kabobs, foghat creole, foghat gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.
King Gizzard & the Foghat Wizard
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Foghats
Foghat 182 “What’s My Foghat Again?”
Foghat me once shame on you Foghat me twice, not gonna foghat me again
he ain’t heavy, he’s my foghat
I can’t operate on him, he’s my foghat
Bob Seger and the Silver Foghat Band
The Rolling Foghats
Three Foghat Night