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ANTIFA isn't an organization, it's a movement!
When Fox can't ignore it, you know it's bad.
Threats to arrest elected lawmakers. A White House urging states to silence voters. Attempts to undermine our rights. This is what we’re up against. We’re ready to fight back—join our movement with President @barackobama.bsky.social & AG @ericholder.bsky.social: bit.ly/3HJ1ayW
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KILMAR IN BALTIMORE: “Never lose hope. Promise me you’ll continue fight for freedom — not just for me, for everybody.” He was just taken into ICE custody.
Truth Art! #arresttrump #art
Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo. Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
The paint on the Mexico side of the wall is so much prettier
Let’s be clear: deporting Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda makes no sense—it’s not his home country. Nothing about this process has been fair. ICE is targeting him with cruelty. This is the weaponization of government, not justice.
DEAR MEN, YES YOU. LET THIS SINK IN Love this guy 👏
So, it looks like Putin has all the shit on trump and the gop. Both are doing anything and everything to help Putin destroy democracy.
Fixed it....
WOW. @marcelias.bsky.social goes off on the failures of legacy media: "We have an absolute collapse and failure by the institutions that have promised us that democracy would not die in darkness, that in fact, they stand for the proposition that democracy will die in plain sight of daylight."
Everything AOC ❤️ says,Is Worth Repeating.......
Someone needs to yell, "You know, Obama once did a back flip to the ground from there..."
This dude! James Talarico. Listen to what he's saying, he sums this up perfectly.
Welker to Lindsey Graham as he pushes baseless conspiracy theories in an effort to gin up a scandal about Obama: "Are you trying to rewrite history to distract from the Epstein matter, senator?"
In 2025, the FBI unleashed 1,000 agents to hunt every whisper of Donald Trump in Epstein’s dark files. Yet the truth remains buried—mentions hidden, actions cloaked, documents locked away. DOJ’s silence fuels outrage, as shadowy forces block the reckoning we deserve. WE WANT THE UNREDACTED FILES!
CNN put together a supercut of Pam Bondi being for releasing Epstein files before she suddenly turned against it
Looking good!
Where my horror fans at? I'm taking the Horror Movie Night Challenge. #horror #horrormovies #horrorsky #horrormoviechallenge
Remember Biden's State of the Union speech when he rightly said the GOP was gunning to cut Medicare/Medicaid, which he promised to never sign, and the Republicans all boo'd and MTG called him a liar? So who was lying, again?
Now do the math on the increase of violence by ice against people who have done nothing wrong.
Hey, MAGA, you got screwed again...
Had Hillary won in 2016, none of this BS would be happening.
Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
Will there be midterms?
You may have seen clips of this speech, but if you haven't yet, you really ought to watch the entire thing and then share it with everyone you know! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slq...
I'm with Mark Hamill, who's with us? 🤔
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Whatever happened to the "5 things " DoGe emails ? Talked to someone really smart who just left gov, who said all the emails bounced back as inbox full. Already forgotten Typical Ready Fire Aim
Insanity
But...but...but...they opened the gates and let them in...
Hypocrites... the lot of 'em! 🙄🤡
But who serves the warrant? Who puts the cuffs on him? He controls all branches of the justice system that has the ability to arrest people. They demand he come into court, what happens when he says "no" and goes about his business?
“we will work to stop something that isn’t happening and then take a victory lap because the thing that wasn’t happening still isn’t”
Remember, as President he is above the law to them. We are not.
What can they do?
Sounds great until they arrest you for murder and the Supreme Court upholds the conviction. They'll definitely go with what the court says in that case.
#dadjoke #humor #jokes #dadjokes
Records are meant to be broken. Congrats @booker.senate.gov for stepping up and standing up for the American people. Blazing your own path for the W 👏👏👏👏👏
#ProudBlue A touching, heartfelt moment when @booker.senate.gov broke the record. In an interview later, he said he "trained" for this by fasting and limiting his water. He said we all need to realize the damage the reconciliation bill will do to generations just for tax cuts to the wealthy.
Let's play a dice game in the comments section. Follow the instructions in the video, tell me which 3 numbers you rolled, and I'll tell you the corresponding #dadjoke in the comments. #humor #dice #joke
Personally, I'm surprised he didn't wait until weeks or even days before election day so that courts wouldn't have time to respond. Brace yourselves, folks. One way or another we will never again have another free and fair election.
Because he tells them what they WANT to be true.
I'm reading a @stephenking.bsky.social book in Braille. Something bad is gonna happen. I can feel it. www.amazon.com/dp/1954929145
I'm reading a @stephenking.bsky.social book in Braille. Something bad's gonna happen. I can feel it.
Hey @markhamillofficial.bsky.social how does is feel to be one of only 3 people @stephenking.bsky.social follows? I'd be deeply honored. I've read his books since I was way too young to do so, and he and I share the same birthday.
I remember it being unpleasant & a lot less fudge-y.
Brian Keene writes some good books.
You tell the exact kind of Dad Jokes I like. Basically two statements. Too many books claiming to be dad joke books are like 1. Question 2. Punchline. Those are just jokes, to me, not dad jokes.
#art #banksy
Impeachment is pretty easy. Conviction is impossible.
Is it a federal offense Trump can pardon? He might be a great fit for Trump's cabinet!
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I doubt he'll comply. What would the judge do? Trump runs every agency that would serve any arrest warrant.
I'm sure Elon would just order Trump not to allow Polestar cars to be imported to the U.S.
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He has unlimited taxpayer funds with which to fill his bank account, so I doubt he cares.
Does he know you know?
Anna Mond
How far back did your eyes roll? Let me know if the comments. #dadjokes #dadjoke #humor #jokes
The police think my wife killed a man yesterday, but she says she was at the store buying a vacuum sealer. They want to pin it on her, but her alibi's airtight.
The twins from The Shining decades later. #theshining #stephenking #kubrick #horror #horrorsky
I loved all day detention (which my school called SAC.) I got all my work done in a couple of hours, then huddled in my cubicle and read all day. I might have read the occasional King book there.
What would you have them do?
Ain't that the truth. I watched a terrible horror movie. Which was pretty much the same thing, but more believable.
I like the looks of this one. #blumhouse
#dadjoke #dadjokes #humor #funny #joke
This one is genius 😂 (idk if the author is here on Bluesky ?)
Here's a nightmare scenario I'd like your opinion on: 1. Vance runs for office in 2028. 2. He loses the election. 3. He, of course, claims the election was stolen. 4. He refuses to certify the election as the VP, and eventually claims the Oval Office as if he won. Thoughts? Who would stop him?
FACT: Social Security delivers benefits accurately 99.7%. FACT: DOGE is DELIBERATELY BREAKING Social Security. FACT: DOGE is an ILLEGAL commission & GOP REFUSE to hold Donald Trump ACCOUNTABLE. MILLIONS WILL SUFFER & DIE BY ANY CUTS TO SOCIAL SECURITY. Call YOUR Members of Congress: 202-224-3121!
But he won't get weapons to continue the fight. This will be to end the war with Russia and cede any land already taken.
It looks like Zelenskyy is going to fold and give in to Trump's demands. Sad day for the world.
#dadjokes #humor
#dumptrump #istandwithukraine
Something most people don't know about me: I share a birthday with @stephenking.bsky.social . Every year on my birthday, I buy #stephenking 's latest book. I present for the both of us.
Oddly, she doesn't like horror movies.
Sorry, ladies. I'm all of these, but I'm married. #horror #horrormovies #horrorsky
Looking forward to this one!
Super proud of Zelenskyy right now!
President Musk doesn't care. He now has an unlimited amount of taxpayer money he can funnel to himself, and if all of his companies crumbled, his net worth would never take a hit.
It's just logic! #humor #jokes #dadjokes
Watched this one two nights ago and was pleasantly surprised. One of those documentary-style horror films that worked really well. I recommend it. I think I watched it on Tubi, but don't remember exactly. #horror #foundfootage #creepy #paranormal #spooky #creepypasta #horrorsky
Makes people feel right at home.
Any haunts?
freeman987.bsky.social 