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@xenofawn.bsky.social

acquired taste with requisite grace

created August 18, 2023

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drawing blood as i bite my tongue listening to my manager say, “yknow i didn’t agree with much of what kirk said, but i like the way he did things, yknow, sitting down and having debates” like cmon man

18/9/2025, 5:13:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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genuinely surprised that fascism simulator 2025 would stumble this way

18/9/2025, 5:01:23 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i mean. come on

17/9/2025, 10:02:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we are blessed imo

17/9/2025, 9:36:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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probably worth asking these companies why they’re taking marching orders from #1 pro pedophila guy milo

17/9/2025, 9:11:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

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17/9/2025, 8:32:47 PM | 4242 661 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

you know the ones

17/9/2025, 1:29:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it will be absolutely deranged, soldiers in classrooms forcing children to caper and dance in his memory. 24/7 state-run broadcast on every tv channel.

17/9/2025, 12:18:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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inclined to see all this as the warmup for when trump inevitably kicks it in the next like 18-24 months

17/9/2025, 12:14:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in an olive branch to his child, the man reassured them that the beatings “hurt him more than it hurt them”

16/9/2025, 9:57:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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feel like her trans daughter might have some feelings about this one

16/9/2025, 1:36:44 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

get brianna wu for castration movie part 3

15/9/2025, 9:54:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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instead consider the uk and “where’s yer bloody poppy mate?!?” if you want a salient comparison

15/9/2025, 9:48:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*pounding the table* YES

15/9/2025, 9:30:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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for years now, when a someone cis and conservative commits a horrible crime, so many people show up to be like “not trans? not a drag queen? interesting 🤔” and like yeah, i get it, but also you are nevertheless making every one of these horrible crimes about trans people anyways!

15/9/2025, 3:53:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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maybe, if you genuinely care about trans people, you take a look in the comments here, see the dozens and dozens of people who have already made jokes about the bombs being trans, the truck being trans, etc, and then you just. don’t.

15/9/2025, 3:50:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i need to get over 1k followers so i dont feel crazy whenever my follower count drops by a single person and i wonder who i pissed off

15/9/2025, 2:58:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there’s a way in which its unfair that we have to carry the burden of it at all, but honestly i go around being funny, honest, open and kind and the vast majority of time that‘s what i get in return because frankly most people aren’t looking for reasons to hate

15/9/2025, 2:53:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i saw it two weeks ago and it has barely left my mind since. its really weird to be in company with like, a few hundred people

15/9/2025, 12:52:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

im putting in my time, got another 25k coming today

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14/9/2025, 6:01:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and i know it! its maladaptive thinking!

14/9/2025, 7:10:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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work is even fine, mostly! its hard but i get through it. I'm still just the same kid spending and entire sunday dreading school on monday, instead of enjoying the day off i had in front of me

14/9/2025, 7:09:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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doesn't feel great that i already have the anxiety and negative feeling about work starting to well up on saturday night, with a full day off still to go. I really am such a night owl, the prospect of forcing myself to bed by 10 is miserable

14/9/2025, 7:06:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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its a trek!

14/9/2025, 6:07:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chica Marx (@mckenziewark.bsky.social) reposted

“The police want me dead to make sure their children don’t end up like me, so I guess every time I fuck and I’m happy and I do what I want I would like to call that an anti-state action. The people I love alive—yes, we weaken the state.... 1/3

14/9/2025, 4:27:28 AM | 90 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Corbett Music (@erincorbett.bsky.social) reposted

Photo by @xenofawn.bsky.social

Black and white photo of Erin Corbett Music on stage, arms above her head, in front of her modular synth rig
14/9/2025, 4:00:43 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

i drank this monster energy and my posting got worse, im gonna need an explanation for that, girls

14/9/2025, 12:25:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh at history? lol

14/9/2025, 12:23:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

may have said this before, i do think the constant derangement of the right towards trans people is also driving people to our side. not perfect but must be some value in a growing number of lib posters seeing their usual nemeses (nypost, gop) and deciding to support us on the basis of their enmity

14/9/2025, 12:19:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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damn sally, you dumb as hell

13/9/2025, 2:29:25 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

when the right does a circular firing squad it isn’t a metaphor

12/9/2025, 9:09:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we were right to do this

12/9/2025, 8:17:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

i am unkillable

12/9/2025, 4:57:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

was maybe getting tired of the kirk stuff but getting like to laugh with 100 people at the knowledge that we have at least outlived him if not his ideology? cool

12/9/2025, 3:57:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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love to see a bunch of extremely cool and talented trans people rip it up in a church for a crowd of all of us

12/9/2025, 3:54:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

music is cool

12/9/2025, 3:52:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i have been seeing shit on instagram that would give aaron a heart attack, apparently

11/9/2025, 11:23:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is astonishingly gutless behaviour, making clear that the administration of this site are literally being held at the end of a leash by deranged far right freaks

11/9/2025, 11:20:55 PM | 49 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

a better world is possible

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11/9/2025, 11:03:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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guy in line at my work with a tattoo poking from his sleeve that ends in “88” in a gothic font 🤔

11/9/2025, 5:28:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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KIRKAI ENTERS SECOND HOUR OF “SLUR ACCURACY TIER LIST”; OPERATORS CONFIRM THE MODEL IS WORKING AS DESIGNED

11/9/2025, 5:30:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my eyes suddenly roll back into my head and robotically , i intone: MARCH 12, 2026: CPAC TO BE HEADLINED BY CHARLIE KIRK AI POWERED BY GROK

11/9/2025, 5:20:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

bird

11/9/2025, 12:32:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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new park in the docklands area

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11/9/2025, 12:22:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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city nice

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11/9/2025, 12:17:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wrong your, time to die

10/9/2025, 11:02:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ahahahahahah eat up newsom stans, there‘s you’re fucking boy, mr only one who stands up to trump

10/9/2025, 10:37:25 PM | 35 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/9/2025, 9:33:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

oh my god gavin newsom‘s kid must be so fucked up right now, lmao

10/9/2025, 9:31:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture julie muncy (@julie.radiantarray.io) reposted

charlie kirk? the gavin newsom podcast guest?

Jim Downey, former SNL writer. It's a meme. Look it up.
10/9/2025, 9:11:13 PM | 644 98 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

theres the epitaph if any newspaper had the guts to run with it

10/9/2025, 8:43:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

oh boy

10/9/2025, 8:33:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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with all due respect, how different is that from standing idly by

9/9/2025, 8:51:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

oh yeah? what side is she on exactly, cbc?

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9/9/2025, 5:38:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8.5 years and it still hits

9/9/2025, 4:31:45 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

8.5 years and it still hits

9/9/2025, 4:31:45 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

i have really decided to book myself up every night the same week i change to a 7am shift. i am the living embodiment of hubris and i will suffer no consequences

9/9/2025, 4:11:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

gang, i think the supreme court might be evil

8/9/2025, 5:38:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmaoooooooooo

7/9/2025, 4:03:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Return to Roz Milner (@rozmilner.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

He blocked me years ago when I called him a professional anime appraiser and sometime economist

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7/9/2025, 3:39:03 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

im not gonna quote post with a pic of my tits but: progesterone works folks

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7/9/2025, 3:16:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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on the other hand i played for like 5 hours straight so who can say

7/9/2025, 7:45:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok i'm gonna put a pin in the rest of my thoughts about silksong, but i'll say these two things: Its crazy in 2025 that we're still doing long ass runbacks - Elden Ring came up with a solve for this! And good lord, having bosses drop nothing - no resources or currency or anything - sucks so so much

7/9/2025, 7:44:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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boss that does double damage to you when it is in its stun phase 🔫🔫🔫

7/9/2025, 2:21:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

boss that does double damage with every hit 😌🔫

7/9/2025, 2:10:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i mean maybe im talking out of my ass, but all the tough talk “elbows up” shit has melted away since the election and its been mostly just capitulation to trump since

6/9/2025, 8:40:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we just let ourselves get swindled by a newsom-type liberal who is now gonna shut down anything good in government in favour of military spending and ai, so its a cope i imagine

6/9/2025, 8:35:51 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dodging the draft is like the only cool thing he's ever done, obviously he's evil but come on lol

6/9/2025, 7:04:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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america fucking sucks shit dude

6/9/2025, 6:33:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she showed up, i wouldnt say she helped, i could barely track what was happening

6/9/2025, 2:13:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

shot done, lets party*! *sleep

6/9/2025, 12:13:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wait, correction: game design is when you do all that and then give the player nothing when they finally succeed

5/9/2025, 10:22:00 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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silksong thought: game design is when you put a several minute platforming challenge in front of a several minute horde fight that is very hard

5/9/2025, 10:18:46 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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made a sausage and kale pasta bake for early dinner. solid B. bit more salt and a better quality mozzarella next time

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5/9/2025, 7:03:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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booooooo

5/9/2025, 7:24:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if she was that worried she could have simply eaten on the steps of the library across the street, as I did, because of her

5/9/2025, 7:23:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this evening i watched a reasonably well dressed middle aged but also quite drunk woman have a meltdown about how sanitized all the surfaces were in the taco bell at 12am, which devolved quickly into "this is gonna go viral on facebook! on facebook! you want that?!"

5/9/2025, 7:17:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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came his close to responding to some ape who described linehan's threats of sexual violence against women as "criticism of the trans community" and experienced a moment of clarity - namely that anyone who thinks that isn't worthy to suck the shit out of my boot treads, let alone be regarded by me

5/9/2025, 7:08:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

ok well everything is awful today huh thats cool think im at my limit so bye

4/9/2025, 5:15:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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from free speech to gun rights, all rules will be rewritten to specifically allow for actions against trans people, and we will drown in the exhortations that we just be reasonable from the libs and centrists

4/9/2025, 4:47:54 PM | 233 52 | View on Bluesky | view

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when i woke up I had no power in my place for like an hour, and i haven't been able to process a payment on silksong for another hour since the power came back. the universe has spoken.

4/9/2025, 3:53:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you guys are such fucking pussies, jesus christ

4/9/2025, 2:24:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i admit that i thought to myself during the election, that carney having a trans child might protect us a bit from, yknow, everything. but it occurs to me, darkly, that libs love love love to performatively sacrifice things that matter to them as a sign of their serious minded credentials

4/9/2025, 2:13:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social) reposted

long overdue posts at my instagram from last June featuring Girls Rituals, Erin Corbett and Stella: www.instagram.com/_xenofawn/

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4/9/2025, 3:19:27 AM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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long overdue posts at my instagram from last June featuring Girls Rituals, Erin Corbett and Stella: www.instagram.com/_xenofawn/

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4/9/2025, 3:19:27 AM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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notably you have also chosen to stand for a man about to stand trial for assaulting a minor, defending his “right” to advocate for sexual assault

3/9/2025, 10:42:09 PM | 39 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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he’s lost six inches off his pants size and no weight at all

3/9/2025, 10:26:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not trans workers of course, we can’t have that, you feckless worm

3/9/2025, 10:19:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he has been like this for a literal decade, he can’t call himself a comedy writer any more than i can call myself a 32 year old

3/9/2025, 10:09:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is exactly like danielle smith in alberta pissing in her panties about her book ban being applied exactly as written because it forces her to articulate that the intention of the ban is to target queer people, not margaret atwood. it infuriates her that she doesn’t get to be coy about it

3/9/2025, 10:07:23 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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fill your airport with bored cops with mp5s strapped to their chests and yeah, that means when you get arrested its by a squad car full of guys armed well enough to rob a bank. did you think that you would get a pass? did you think fascism didn’t apply to you too?

3/9/2025, 10:02:54 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social)

people cruing “but surely its unnecessary to have five armed cops arrest him, they could have just sent him a little postcard like ‘hey buddy, just need you pop on down the the local station for a quick chat and then we can all get a pint together” you built a police state, did you forget?

3/9/2025, 9:57:58 PM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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why should be treated any differently than anyone else who enters the country with an arrest order against them

3/9/2025, 9:53:20 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thats not a photo of linehan in the background btw, he’s just standing there on the other side of the glass

3/9/2025, 9:51:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we’re being starmered

3/9/2025, 9:30:18 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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old fucks like him see one guy with top scars at the bathhouse and turn into billy graham

3/9/2025, 9:23:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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loser shit, old man crying that he isn't the vanguard anymore shit, motherfucker gets everything he wants in the world and wonders why anyone else is still complaining because hey, things ended up ok for him

3/9/2025, 9:20:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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all these fucking tv gays are incapable of seeing past the ends of their own noses, assume that their own hardship and experiences are the only real things that have ever happened and everyone else is lying

3/9/2025, 9:18:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good thanks for letting us know what a no-talent pig shit asshole who looks like he got dredged up from a bog thinks about us

3/9/2025, 8:26:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ol' bobby nose-leak is here with his latest drippings

3/9/2025, 4:31:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view