I couldn't get there. My walk has become rather silly, and the walk from Aloft could take all week.
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I couldn't get there. My walk has become rather silly, and the walk from Aloft could take all week.
I haven't found Bluetooth headphones that have flashing lights that you can turn off. You never notice them in thd light, but in a dark theater, they're annoying AF
Joke's on you. The drivers for that SoundBlaster 420x don't work on thay modern OS.
Because having to pay an editor to make 1,000 cuts in a fight scene is EXPENSIVE!! Better to just do it as a one-take in the Dark and move on.
So I hear. I think it's called 'Family Guy'
That's because you stuck the gum on the panel when you were being shot through time.
@rifftrax.com makes a valid point. #RiffTraxLive
You care that much about the Lazy B Ranch?
It's gonna rain, so I'm prepping with some Edge City. #CltBeer #NCBeer #CraftBeer
The number of doors in TV shows and movies without peephole or sidelights is staggering.
You know that scene in an action movie when the bad guy runs through the kitchen of a restaurant and pulls down all the pots and pans behind him to slow down his pursuers? We're in that part of the Trump presidency.
It's even money if the crappy cartoon is better or worse than the new movie.
Release the Conniff cut!
I think I just saw the Marrying Turkey doing the rites for Mr. and Mrs. Elephant.
Yay! Yay!
I need Frank to read to me!
I searched for Taylor Swift TARDIS and got the most awful AI slop.
Cool cool cool. America will be down to 1820's population numbers in no time! Plenty more room to put on power plants to run AI when everybody is dead.
So how did that go? How many rank votes do you think went to Deez Nuts? They *were* on thd ballot, right?
How about putting something into the history buffer used by Linux's Alt-. ?
More people need to watch the short 'Shake Hands With Danger'
Respect has to be earned, and thd only thing he's earned is to be buried face down in an unmarked grave.
J.K. Rowling is using her riches to align with actual Nazis and viciously persecute trans people. I humbly ask that you never give her another penny, directly or indirectly. [waves some bullshit wand around] FUCKOFFUS TRANSPHOBUS!!
My bathroom would claims otherwise.
Frieza goes out like a punk. It must be Friday.
Smells like potassium chlorate.
Muzak piped through giant stone speakers.
Eh. Its only the 456 there. It's not likely one of those other clusters where you could also change for the ADEF.
What about Raymond Luxury Yatch?
Dr. Pepper is more of a doctor, and a better human being.
"Jesus Christ is an MS13 gang member." -- Pontius Pilate.
It's not so much that they don't have a team name, it's WHY are they a team?
That sounds like a job and a half. The Stranger could barely keep up its own continuity, much less a coherent timeline. Or does The Stranger not count, and you're only doing ones like Torchwood and Class?
I had a joke about Jason, but he really got my goat.
Where's Handy the puppet?
This is in a different Telezonia than the puppet hell of 'Adventures'
Up totally stole this idea.
Wasn't this also the premise of a Laurel and Costello movie? This is still worth watching. Finklestop is a genius.
Lee Van Cleef would be proud.
But will the movie be in German?
Im not on the list, but 5 people in my small community are. Check if you live on North Carolina.
For just $1 you'll get up to 10 (I think it's currently 5 or 6) riffed shorts. That's at least $10 worth of funny.
This reminds me of Tom Servo's star show. The speed of light is well over 500 miles per hour!
Only 10% more troubling than Vampire Wonder Woman...
MEAT!!!!!!!
#LennyBoyBrewing has some really good kombucha #CltBeer #NCBeer #CraftBeer
Don't worry, you'll still be sore tomorrow.
140 riffs? What is that, your day job or something?
Which one is the Muppet? They look the same level of uncanny.
I hit up Vaulted Oak and Edge City brewing. Outdoor beers are outdoors. #CltBeer #NCBeer #CraftBeer
Today, it's some kombucha in the sun.
The weather is nice, so it's beer at the driving range... #MiddleJamesBrewing #CltBeer #NCBeer #CraftBeer
It's wild how the right-wing fucknards have unironically absorbed the Avocado juice insanity of the far-left woo-merchants.
Why not? If those two screaming inane harpies from the other side can shit on the floor, why not have some sensible riffing?
We know it's not Starship Troopers...
They already did Starship Troopers as a live show. That narrows the options...
I think that's just below the legislative branch. If your constituency is out of order, you may want to see a doctor.
It's surreal and bonkers in the best way.
Post-brunch milonga beers #CraftBeer #NCBeer #CltBeer #PilotBrewing
But is it? Tonight is Mary Jo riffing Dr. Strange (1978), isn't it?
#AlwaysPunchNazis
Happy International Women and Girls in Science Day! I #standupforscience2025 because women and girls belong in here and 💫 the whole world 💫 benefits from not limiting scientific investigation to men and male organisms!! Why do you stand up for science? #scienceforall #sciencenotsilence
I mean, he told his supporters to lynch the last guy in that position, so....
It's as if nobody watched Arrow!
Hecate demands an accurate timeline! Hecate! Hecate! Hecate!
Raymond Burr walking out on the beautiful woman is probably the most honest character he's ever played.
So, what are you wearing?
Day drinking for... reasons. #CltBeer #NCBeer #CraftBeer #NoDaBrewing
Good luck with that Trickster timeline...
Ta-riff-ic.
This short is 🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂
Maybe there's a fiddle contest involved, but that didn't seem worth mentioning.
No sight of Jen Walters, though. Maybe it's not a good idea to have a family member be your attorney?
Prune juice is what's best for you.
But... but... it's raining!
I don’t care if you’re a relative, a fantasy novelist, or an elected official, transphobia is manufactured outrage and transphobe are trash. None of America’s problems are cause by trans people. None. But a LOT are caused by bigots.
It wasn't that great. Pilot is usually pretty reliable, but this was meh.
I guarantee that the Orange Dipshit will still appoint new ones, and does not care what the law says.
Ginger snap cookie blonde at Pilot Brewing. It needs more ginger. #CltBeer #NCBeer #CraftBeer
Hot Blue Barrymore at Percent Tap House. Low-key spicy. #CltBeer #NCBeer #CraftBeer
Worse. They're Jellicle.
It's the same picture. I also cannot tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and a dead crab.
Just enough to buy a RiffTrax during this weekend's sale!
Just how Matt Gaetz likes 'em.
It is well known that Frank's cats write his material.
Those shitburgers deserve to be derided by everyone. TV comedians just have a bigger platform.
They don't deserve to have their names spoken by me. So they get nicknames to describe the shitburgers they are.
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
It's 75 but otherwise the same in Orlando.
National School Bus Orange, which is beyond irony.
It's not even about overreach, it's about the crime. Unforgivable. I mean the MS team.
Bah, humbug, jerkface!
Someone's vain attempt to make time metric.
It's a comma that comes from Oxford Street in London. Anything else is 'sparkling punctuation'
Here's a bit of the corgi race from a game earlier this season.
I suspect that BSBC's retraction of their insane anesthesia policy might have been related.
"Investigate the cause"? Are they going to interrogate Seth McFarlane about a one-liner from 25 years ago?