Pretend to cough as you walk in and blow the ground cinnamon through your hand maybe?
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Pretend to cough as you walk in and blow the ground cinnamon through your hand maybe?
We finally did it #gottagofast
Yes
🍜 for you!
It was delicious!
We made Ramen for lunch and omgshhhh 🫠
Don’t forget to cinnamon your doorway today 🧙🏻♀️🔮
New month, new #Promosky! 🏳️🌈⭐🧠 I am Eve, 30, MHP 🥰 ✨Interests✨ 🏳️🌈 LGBTQ+ Positivity 🧠 Mental Health ⭐ Pokemon 🏳️🌈 PC Gaming 🧠 Fishing ⭐ Pokemon 🏳️🌈 KPDH 🧠 Cats ⭐ Nature I am here to have fun, promote positivity and make friends 😊 Please ❤️ & 🔁 🥹
Adorable
On my way!
I’m pretty good. Had to hop into work early af this morning, but hopefully will be done soon. My burn is nearing the end of the scab phase, it’s certainly been a journey though. Next up is scar care. Thanks for asking :)
I’ll straight up eat anything for any meal lol so no. Live your dreams
Good morning Ken! How are you today
Shhhh, Billie Joe Armstrong is still sleeping
One time this chick I knew put OG four loko in the bong…so it can’t be worse than that
Only the best for the best
All I want in life is to be able to provide him with the Catio he deserves
A noble endeavor
I hope you’re feeling better 🧡
🧡🧡🧡
I got you a plant yesterday. So you should get me one and then we should keep them
Thems the rules
Good morning! We’re doing a puzzle today!
I truth you to have a great day today
Would you prefer a truth?
No one knows me better than my targeted ads
Coffee & looking for a new place to live Have a great day today, I dare you
That sounds like a perfect day tbh
Someone arrest me. Waking up at 5am on Saturday is criminal
Yes
Love when art makes you cry instead of people
About to have dinner at the Golden Pelican eeeeek
Reaching for the weekend on my tippy toes
Why does everything suck and I’m so tired and I don’t want to exist and a nap can’t save me and… *eats actual food* Oh
Dude same!
That’s exactly what I said this morning 🤝
Waking up at 5 just isn’t for me
Let us know how it is! It’s on my TBR stack
In another universe, I am a bodega cat.
This is actually illegal
It’s a
Disappointing but I’m sure there’s candidates more in need than me. Thank you for your time
You’re so good to me
This is my formal application to have a temper tantrum
Honestly no clue. Maybe 50 something?
I don’t even claim to be good at computers. I’m really not, but I can at least do my job efficiently. None of what we discussed in the meeting was what I was supposed to be training her on. I’m trying to show you a database and you’re asking me to attach a file to an email. Gtfo
Thank you 😭 I was literally shaking by the end of it. She’s an old school attorney. She’s nice but Jfc slamming my head into a wall would be more productive
I’m literally shell shocked
It’s basically a highly in depth task management software/database
It was SO bad. She was constantly derailing the conversation and asking me questions unrelated to what I was supposed to be showing her (which was not how to attach a PDF to an email)
Actually though. Like idk if I can go through that again
Update: she doesn’t know how to attach a PDF to an email and ‘doesn’t use drag and drop’ We got nowhere in 1.5 hours and we’re gonna do another session on Monday
Hi, I’m Joy, Joy Sparks, nice to meet you
Feel better soon! 🫶 The internet will be here later. Take care of yourself
@flawdbizkit.bsky.social ‘s flower pictures keep me going everyday
I’m getting cute aggression from this one
She has the power
You can Marie Kondo people too
It’s so good! Enjoy it!
That’s actually crazy though
Honey come quick! The rain is back on
This is the best comment tbh
The Golden Delicious is SO good fam
Yusss b
I think they have actually
That’s not a bad policy, but they’re an attorney and I’m not going to law school lol
I am sat for the next update of this saga !
This sounds like a 90s cartoon and I wanna see 😂
Funny because that’s actually cat behavior
Well I don’t love that. Have you tried giving it offerings, such as snackies
Sometimes I don’t feel internet-y enough for the internet club
Okay that sounds fun and I’m doing that tomorrow 💯
I’m not even gonna lie, I have no idea what this does. I’m not even a computer person. But it took 20 min to figure out how to Teams screen share and apparently they don’t know how to print a PDF so I don’t think a rundown of the database is gonna cut it, fam. Back to basics we go.
This would ultimately make my life harder lol
I think we all should actually. Yelling on our roofs across America
Love to see it
There’s a crow outside my apartment who’s been perched on the roof and yelling for days And I felt that
Tomorrow I get to train someone who makes 3x my income on how to computer Ahh yes, the millennial dream
Sammmme
We’re going to Philly? Okay!
Bookish Checkpoint 📚✨ • currently reading: The Songbird & the Heart of Stone • last book read: A Curse Carved in Bone • last book added to TBR: Coffeeshop in an Alternate Universe • next read: When the Moon Hatched (?) #booksky #bookish #reading
“I’ll thank ye to take your hands off my wife”
Life is so good without a manager breathing down my neck and micromanaging me
I told him and we gave him a raise (treats)
His job is window
I would die for nacho
I don’t know you well, but what I have seen is that you are very sweet and supportive
I wish I didn’t have to work. Im in such a good mood
Super sick
The best part of having vivid colored hair is when little kids compliment it.
Yayyyy 🍾
Finishes last episode of series Puts on first episode of series My oh my how far we’ve come
yup.
You too, Marlena!
Me hopping into your life and becoming your biggest fan
Good morning 🫶
You too!
