Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
"Mavs trade Luka" "Stars trade Marchment" "Cowboys trade Parsons" "Wrexham star Palmer leaves" THATS ENOUGH. STOP TAKING MY PLAYERS AWAY FROM ME.
Hi, hi. Just an anxious girly trying to adult. She/her
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view profile on Bluesky Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
"Mavs trade Luka" "Stars trade Marchment" "Cowboys trade Parsons" "Wrexham star Palmer leaves" THATS ENOUGH. STOP TAKING MY PLAYERS AWAY FROM ME.
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a niche hyperfixation a couple years ago
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
HAVE YOU READ "THE OTHER MERLIN" BY ROBYN SCHNEIDER YET?! Its a YA gender bending, queer feminist retelling (Very MERLIN TV show coded) Or Camelot Rising series by Kiersten White? Its YA and focuses all on the women of Camelot (Guinevere, Morgana) with a female Lancelot
Beanedict Cumbfurbatch (@beanedictc.dftba.social) reposted
If you can’t stand to coexist on Earth with trans people as equal human beings, you can just go to the moon. You don’t even need a spacesuit! I promise you, if you do that, you’ll never have to see a trans person again, and they won’t have to see you. Everybody wins!
carlie⸆⸉✨❤️🔥 (@carliesholyground.swifties.social) reposted
CONGRATS TO ALL MY ENGAGED BESTIES FOR 1) BEING ENGAGED 2) BEING ENGAGED AT THE SAME TIME AS TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT 🥹💍💕
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
STARS PAYTON PLEASE
𝐿𝓎𝓁𝓎⸆⸉⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 🍂 (@kittenkatsangel.swifties.social) reposted
visual representation of swifties right now 🥺
ashley ⸆⸉ (@iluveduinsecret.swifties.social) reposted
siri, play timeless by taylor swift. or fifteen by taylor swift. or you are in love by taylor swift. or mary’s song by taylor swift. or the alchemy by taylor swift. or lover by taylor swift. or so high school by taylor swift. or peace by taylor swift.
✨Libbey✨ (@inthepouringrain.swifties.social) reposted
we were all clowning for her to drop a single meanwhile Taylor literally dropped being single HAHAHAHAHA
beth 𝜗𝜚 (@gwsbeth.swifties.social) reposted reply parent
when i say all men i don’t mean travis kelce
Lindsay Fickas (@lfickvitch.bsky.social) reposted
Whoever coined the phrase “out of sight, out of mind” obviously did not have anxiety
Beanedict Cumbfurbatch (@beanedictc.dftba.social) reposted
You know what’s even more infuriating than #CrackerBarrel making their logo slightly more simple and boring? Over a million annual deaths from #tuberculosis, a disease we’ve known how to cure for over 70 years. That’s about 3,500 preventable deaths *per day*. THAT is infuriating.
Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted
listen the world is a mess but a judge ordered the Florida migrant prison closed, California passed their "fuck around, find out" redistricting, and James Dobson is dead this is the best net good news day in awhile, I really do think
✶𝒷𝓊𝓃𝓃𝒾✶ (@bunnibaby.pours.wine) reposted
repost if you’re a pasta loving bitch
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
Im glad im not the only one with one of these 😂
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
Its giving "If you ever feel alone, dont" ~men giving mental health encouragement~
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw. -Ateez -My Chemical Romance -Stray Kids -Halsey -Xikers
Ella Koçovalı < • • • > (@atinyella.dftba.social) reposted
Take A Breath. And with Clear Conviction Proclaim "We're here because we're here because we're here because..." and beckon the lovely of existence. Because your existence is as lovely and as bright as the stardust you're made from.
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
How does one explain to a newish swiftie (25m) exactly how groundbreaking that pod was? Because he is trying to understand why its such a big deal AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT
✨Libbey✨ (@inthepouringrain.swifties.social) reposted
IM NEVER GONNA PLANT AN EASTER EGG THAT TIES BACK TO MY PERSONAL LIFE. ITS ALWAYS GONNA BE ABOUT THE MUSIC
Sarah (@moonyriot.dftba.social) reposted
can't stop thinking about Taylor Swift
𝔯𝔢: 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔠𝔞 (𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔞𝔤𝔢𝔡 𝔢𝔯𝔞)⸆⸉ ོ 💍 (@accebermorris.swifties.social) reposted
SAY IT LOUDER TAY — SHE WILL NOT MAKE AN EASTER EGG ABOUT SOMETHING THAT TIES BACK TO HER PERSONAL LIFE YOU CREEPS!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
I have not recovered from that podcast and maybe I never will
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
I have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with taytay. Hearing her just talk so casually, its clear to me that im unwell 😅😅
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
THE ENDING. SHES HILARIOUS AND I LOVE HER
Andrea ❤️🔥 (In my SHOWGIRL era ✨❤️🔥) (@longlivethebolter.swifties.social) reposted
All day today and tomorrow too and untill it released
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
I am now sad that I did not appropriately clown with yall yesterday. You were all right. I am the clown here
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to hell
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
OH ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
PBS News (@pbsnews.org) reposted reply parent
So far in 2025, violent crime is down 26% in Washington, D.C., according to data from the city's Metropolitan Police Department. Photo by Andrew Caballero-Reynolds via Getty Images
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
"Certainly some unforeseen twists" is how I will be describing anything in my life that doesnt go according to plan
💖🧡Janis (Showgirl Era) 🧡💖 (@sprinklersplashes.swifties.social) reposted
REMEMBER FRIENDS: ON 🦋 WE DO NOT SHARE LEAKS
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
Everyone is changing their pfp to orange to clown and idk guys, my Twitter pfp is still black and white from previous escapades. Not sure i can get on board again
Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah so throwing dildos at women athletes on the court is an actual example of gender-based violence against women in sports—one that transphobes and acquiescent Dems will surely make 1000% less noise about
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas House falls short of quorum after Democrats leave state to prevent Trump-backed redraw of US House maps.
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
But you did it! And thats so hard
TBFighters (@tbfighters.org) reposted
Esther Day is a #Nerdfighter holiday that reminds us to tell the important people in our lives that we love them. Learn more about Esther and her legacy at TSWGO.org We want to shout out some people we love who are fighting world suck: @pih.org @pihcanada.org @wearetb.bsky.social 🧵
Tyler King (@tyleraking.com) reposted
For $5/month or $60/yr you get access to PBS Passport and the entire Masterpiece library plus Great Performances, etc. Defunded but not defeated. www.pbs.org/passport/lea...
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
My hair stylist: Danielle, you look like you are shedding hair again. Is a man causing you stress? Me: HOW DID YOU KNOW Her: its always a man
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
OH NO I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM ALL NIGHT
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
I just want to see Paige and Caitlin play each other. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
AHHHHHHHH
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
Shelby, half of my meme folder is have stolen from you and I must thank you immensely for it
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
HAYLEY RELEASED NEW MUSIC?!!!
Daisy 🧡🪲✨❤️🔥🍞 (@zombieautopilot.swifties.social) reposted
I have decided I do not WANT to be in my luteal phase. Thank you!
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes we do (but im from Texas)
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
The alt text helped me big time on this one 😂
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
TOBIN AND CHRISTEN ARE MARRIED AND I HAVE NO ONE TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS TO
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
Iconic GC name though
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes please!
bagged milk (@bagmilk.swifties.social) reposted
you know what would make me feel better right now???? $10,000
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
That would be the correct decision honestly
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
THE FUCKING OUTRO. CARI IM SOBBING
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
MORE TEARS. FLETCHER ARE YOU READING MY MIND
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
1:40 into Fletchers new album and im crying already 🫠🫠🫠
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
@gamechangershow.bsky.social is giving me the opportunity to straight gaslight my D20 obsessed friend about Brennan leaving Dropout. I warned him to watch the episode and he hasn't so we are going full sending sad edits level
Libro.fm (@libro.fm) reposted
Did you know that 28% of all revenue from independent bookshops immediately recirculates in the local economy—compared to 17% with Barnes and Noble and less than 4% with Amazon? Just saying 🤷♀
br∞ke⸆⸉ 🪩 (@captmirrorball.swifties.social) reposted
reminders and affirmations for my bloomfs with disabilities ✨ 🫶🏼 you are not a burden 🫶🏼 you are not stupid or incapable 🫶🏼 it’s okay to ask for help & it’s also okay if it’s hard to ask for help 🫶🏼 your best is enough 🫶🏼 you are so important 🫶🏼 you’re doing a good job & i’m proud of you
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
Stegosaurus is my favorite too! Mainly because I got it tattooed on me in a flash sale so I feel attached now
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
It should actually be illegal for an airline to cancel your flight the minute before boarding especially if its not a weather issue.
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
How you get the Girl!!!
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
All my favs retiring is continually sad 😭😭😭
Libro.fm (@libro.fm) reposted
There are so many ways to support your indie bookshop, no matter your budget, time, or other resources! ❤️ ➡️ Shop in person or online ➡️ Thank them (write a card, send a DM, email, etc.) ➡️ Attend an event ➡️ Sign up for Libro.fm ➡️ Follow your indie on social/email ➡️ Leave a Google/Yelp review
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
Fellow pathological people pleaser here! You can say no! And if you need to feel better about saying no, you can say "I will be at my full capacity as an employee once I finish my exams and have some time to recharge so I would like to start at my original time". You can do it!!!!
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
If anyone can get someone to do something about AI copyright infringement, it'll be big old disney
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
Bestie can you use alt-text? Thanks
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
Nothing like your situationship telling you they're dating someone and completely ghosting you after that. You could have just disappeared, actually
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
Survive out of spite if nothing else!
Katina Davis (@katinadavis.bsky.social) reposted
It's Amazon Prime Day, which means it's yet another great day to stick it to Bezos and support indie bookstores instead! If you wanna shop online, @bookshop.org purchases support a local indie of your choice. Plus, they're doing a sale and free shipping for Prime Day!
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
I clearly remember on DHnJ that John *couldn't* buy the football club, yet here we are 😂 cant wait for John's vlogbrothers explanation video
Amanda | Only Sees Daylight ✨🌸✨ (@wreckmyplansthatsmyamanda.swifties.social) reposted
“Nobody knows exactly how you feel” except Taylor Swift when she wrote I Hate It Here
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
Happy I Hate It Here day to all who dont want to celebrate 4th of July
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
This is hilarious and I want to save it but when will I ever get to use it 😂😂
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
GRANLUND LEFT FOR THE DUCKS. WHAT DID WE LOSE MUSH FOR????!!!!
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
CAPTAIN LYNN. LYYN LAUGH LEG SLEEVE
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
24 hours into vacation and I have taught my mother about 4/20 and the rules of Banana Ball
Charm City Slicker (@sprawlhater.bsky.social) reposted
The rise of people like Lander and Walz, whose ideologies don't exactly match mine but have the exact right combination of "love thy neighbor" and "fuck you, asshole" attitudes, is massive positive for people who care about left of center politics
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
Really made me emo 🥲
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
"Is it love or is it ovulation?" Ma'am no need to attack me like that
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
My friend in another state gathered all her queer friends to go to Pride and find subtle Pride stuff for a package for me as my first Pride Month ~kinda out~. It just got here and they are so freaking sweet 🥰🥰
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
For the past year?!!! Incredible
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
"AOC +3" is a fire band name though
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
I do think maybe my mental illness should have been more obvious to myself and my family since Tied Together With a Smile and Outside are my favorite Debut songs. Feels like something there 😂
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social) reply parent
Love a good reminder to drink more water
Dani May (@yamyam27.bsky.social)
How am I supposed to remain platonic when I keep getting called a good girl? It really isn't on me I dont think
🅐🅢🅗🅛🅔🅨 ੈ✩‧₊˚ (@ashleyromantic.swifties.social) reposted
dear men: please keep getting thigh tattoos, they’re extra slutty and I love them
ha3rvey (he/him) (@ha3rvey.bsky.social) reposted
This is super-important, so have a little alt text: