gamers of the night roll call
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gamers of the night roll call
sticking to the company line about Israel when your political career is over and you don’t even benefit from it financially anymore is wild shit man
My face is carved by hunger—each line tells a night endured without food. This pale look isn’t just color, but the deep mark famine leaves on a life. chuffed.org/project/1253...
that’s like having access to the Library of Alexandria
god, what a time
lmao that kicks ass
yeah I wrote a thing for a website that’s dead now back when Pyre came out about how it’s a better sports game than most because the story takes losing into account
this makes me feel like such an asshole because i love all of their games and really liked what i played of Pyre but never actually finished it
Transistor…now that’s also a damn video game
you ever think about how good of a game Bastion is
They’re still gonna be sending out press releases and posting overview trailers for Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2 like six months after the game is out
the rizzler just hit 1.5 million Instagram followers. if you don’t see how important that is, you’re beyond saving
im on da train
i think about the music that plays when you fight nerds in Bully a lot youtu.be/13OjzzJj27U?...
the shutdown fullcast, 5 times
gamers of the night roll call
it’s been a while since i started a game that it’s kinda physically painful to put down for any amount of time but i did that today. no i can’t tell you what it is
everything from Zero through Reverie and i’m like 25 hours into Daybreak. i’ve done all of that just since January
oh I saw it and I think it’s amazing
it’s probably fine that we’ve allowed the mass shooter problem to fester for long enough that most of them nowadays are part of a self-fulfilling cycle of ideologically incoherent copycats
it’s also crazy how the presidency was a dumb little vanity project for Biden even moreso than it has been for Trump. Trump actually had things he wanted to do with the power he got, Biden was just satisfied with being president
it’s crazy that Joe Biden died
brokencyde is blowing up on tiktok. all the teens are getting into crunkcore on the schoolyard
well there is one difference: push notifications look worse and are harder to distinguish at a glance. so there’s that at least
like sorry but i’ve been on iOS 26 for a couple hours now and it’s the same
the annual smartphone upgrade cycle is unbelievably washed if the substance behind “the biggest iOS update in years” is “the icons look a little different”
the Covid booster officially didn’t make me sick. none of them have since the initial round of vaccines in 2021. i’m so powerful
it’s so funny that they made this huge deal out of “oh my god isn’t it so neat that Tom Brady is in the Raiders coaching box??” in a game where the Raiders offense was terrible
the thing about that new Fire Emblem is that one of the characters is a hot lady with a lute who is fueled by revenge so i WILL be saying wassup to her
zionism is obviously deeply evil but it’s so just so stupid. the core conceit is that guys from Long Island are the true natives to a piece of land and the people who were actually born and raised in that land are uhhh secretly actually Egyptians or something
this is maybe the worst game geno smith has played since he was a jet
i don’t think the raiders are very good
the raiders got the ball down two scores in the second half, ran 17 plays, took 10+ minutes off the game clock, and they’re still down two scores
i’ve seen the chargers get off to hyped up starts like this before. it WILL end poorly and hilariously for them, hold the line and don’t get suckered in
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it’s so cool how quentin johnston is randy moss against the chiefs and quentin johnston against everyone else
i will never have it better as a fan than when the other 3 head coaches in the AFC west were Josh McDaniels, Brandon Staley, and Nathaniel Hackett
i love baker mayfield
Super Mario Galaxy 2 is now on Nintendo Music
i think it’s officially time to have Conversations about brett veach. how do you not totally overhaul the skill position group after last year. why is kareem hunt on this team. why have you not prepared for a world without travis kelce at all
sentimentally i love pacheco but he’s just not a difference maker on his own and every touch for kareem hunt is a waste of time. would love to see brashard smith get some real opportunities
that was a gorgeous catch by nico collins. man i’m so jealous of every other team’s receiving corps
just gonna say it: Joe Buck’s getting more handsome with age
(it’s pretty fun)
Borderlands 4 helped me get through a podcast I’d been meaning to listen to so it’s serving its purpose so far
the Covid shot didn’t make me sick but i did take a big nap
god damnit i shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions on paydays
man why am i tempted to get Borderlands 4 and play it on mute
i’m not interested in pointing fingers at anyone other than Valnet for the Silent Hill thing. honestly just makes me sad for that writer even if they arguably should’ve known better
song of the damn day right here youtu.be/yA8oGkVXT6s?...
many years ago i watched my friend do a breathtaking rendition of “The Gambler” at karaoke that i still think about sometimes
i’m not ready to give up on JJ mccarthy after two games but the part where he only had to throw like 4 passes per game at michigan (none in the fourth quarter) appears to have mattered to some extent
the chokehold michael buble had on moms in the midwest 20 years ago was unbelievable. you had to be there
oh yeah I’ve become a big wireless earbuds guy, they’re great
I thought AirPods were pretty stupid at first glance
up next on that front: phones that are loaded with AI features
if i’ve learned anything after a decade as a tech reporter it’s that “this stupid looking thing is not going to become popular and ubiquitous like they say it will” is almost always a good bet
he said the same thing about the metaverse. take it from me: this shit’s not going anywhere
getting the new Covid vaccine in an hour. i’ve gotten the shot every time it’s been available and it’s never made me sick yet. we’ll see how this one goes
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i’m a big michael penix guy. i want success for him
the last year or two of o-line play has broken mahomes
i think the game tonight is lowkey kinda fun
really tough game, eagles are just better and the chiefs offense is dismal
that’s the game, gg Philly
kinda feel like they’re not gonna get another chance to take a lead
that sucks
is mahomes gonna get to 150 passing yards today? good grief
spags is crazy lol
terrrrrrrible play call Andy
tied at halftime, didn’t expect that, i’ll take it
15’s gonna have to do it by himself until week 7 lol
oh cool hollywood brown is hurt too
Josh Simmons being hurt is close to “I might stop watching the games” territory
i mean they’re missing some important guys but yeah
i’ve accepted that the chiefs are a work in progress but i’m not gonna enjoy watching the “in progress” part
i think the chiefs are probably going to lose today and that’s unfortunate but life goes on
i am always pro-mech
America yearns for Gunvalkyrie 2
the bengals really never fixed their offensive line huh
i don’t know what it says about where we’re at generally that i’m surprised he apologized at all
gameday
Notre Dame lost because they aren’t in a conference and you can’t be good if you aren’t in a conference
man that new Fire Emblem looks good
gamers of the night roll call
“yeah i was thinking the boss’s attacks should be telegraphed by insanely faint red outlines against a brownish red background” Fuck You
octostar boss fight in new Shinobi is complete horseshit if you’re colorblind
this is mean but Billy Napier just looks like a dumb guy
samus motorcycle
the thing that i don’t understand is the mechanics. he’s side arming throws way wide of their targets on what should be easy completions. someone either gave him bad advice or he’s hurt
i’ve seen enough, welcome back Garrett Gilbert
“the guy who grew up in a republican family in a super red state with easy access to guns only became weird when he went to college” is such a cool narrative spin
Tennessee’s offense fucks
gonna check out that new 2D Ninja Gaiden game when i’m done with Shinobi
The Rehearsal season 2 isn’t just a great season of TV. It might save lives www.cnn.com/2025/09/09/u...
SEC teams realizing they could use their talent advantages to be fun on offense like 10 years ago made CFB soooo much better
many are saying dabo is an expensive coordinator merchant