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Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social)

Don't think I'll ever go to Maccy Dees again.

2/9/2025, 2:03:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Nor me! Even on 3rd Rock from the sun.

2/9/2025, 2:02:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Good man Riz. The year Dr Who started too. Jizz and Daleks. A good year 😃😃

2/9/2025, 1:55:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social)

2/9/2025, 12:17:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social)

www.instagram.com/reel/DOAmhDb...

2/9/2025, 12:08:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Corbyn's party must be happy.

2/9/2025, 11:51:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there a party that does it for men's willies?

2/9/2025, 11:47:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

However, I can peep over fences. I bought these in Brighton in about 1974...wonder they've survived!

2/9/2025, 11:46:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm going out walking in these....

2/9/2025, 11:42:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a tough one! Haven't heard of sciatica in years! Hugs n stuff Simon 🫂🤗

2/9/2025, 11:41:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Plus, you get DAB without an aerial!

2/9/2025, 10:44:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social)

In the year you first touched another winkie, what was the best selling album?

2/9/2025, 10:42:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this why I am gay?

2/9/2025, 10:37:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Just saw, Barcelona!

2/9/2025, 10:33:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Where you going Bruce?

2/9/2025, 10:32:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent.

2/9/2025, 10:25:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Kristian van der Vliet (@vanders.bsky.social) reposted

The TERF centrist melt contingent has been given a strong mandate to Fuck Off.

2/9/2025, 10:21:04 AM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Wunderbar! I love the thick accent!

2/9/2025, 10:15:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Think it's puss sack.

2/9/2025, 9:57:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks...found a few recipes online in English (and 'Merican lol). Will do this after holiday.

2/9/2025, 9:56:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Not that old one, "trumpenstein wears sexy lingerie" thing

2/9/2025, 9:54:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Mum loved these!

2/9/2025, 9:50:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Found a UK seller of dried pears!

2/9/2025, 9:50:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes!

2/9/2025, 9:49:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Cliff Chapman! Invasion Earth: 2025AD (@cliffchapman.bsky.social) reposted

They have said that S18 has no jokes. Yet it literally opens with one... How many stories begin with a wasteland or corridors with something lurking in the dark that's about to murder an NPC? Leisure Hive ramps up the creepiness and tension to the great horror of the Doctor... Snoring. Is *funny*.

2/9/2025, 9:22:42 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully "Ding Dong the Witch is dead".....

2/9/2025, 9:48:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂

2/9/2025, 9:44:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Have to try this! My Deutsche mom would have approved!

2/9/2025, 9:43:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

No, it's his warm-up routine before getting on the bike. Helps with saddle soreness.

2/9/2025, 9:42:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

A 1kg tub of it (crunchy)...

2/9/2025, 9:37:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

White House.. ..oooh!

2/9/2025, 9:34:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Proud of it too 🌸🌹🌻🌷🥀

2/9/2025, 9:34:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Where Matt? Radio, tv, Internet? Agog!

2/9/2025, 9:04:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah....peanut butter on toast i think.

2/9/2025, 9:03:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

It didn't mention how many did the fingering. Go figure (or finger).

2/9/2025, 8:58:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

8K Quintaphonic sound version, for me.

2/9/2025, 8:54:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Growlllllll..... xx (see your DMs FFS) lol

2/9/2025, 8:52:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

One has to be, Mikey. Albert is down below looking for a lost item of personal use. Arise Sir Mikey.

2/9/2025, 8:51:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 8:47:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social)

What to wear today?

2/9/2025, 8:42:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Talking Pictures TV (@talkingpicturestv.bsky.social) reposted

♥️ No women who ever lived loved but one man... #MerleOberon stars as LYDIA (1941) 11:40am #TPTVsubtitles romantic drama co-starring #JosephCotton #EdnaMayOliver #GeorgeReeves

2/9/2025, 8:40:01 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

1971 eh? X

2/9/2025, 8:38:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Bless his little cotton Y-fronts.

2/9/2025, 8:35:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

2/9/2025, 8:33:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember when he was a toddler.

2/9/2025, 8:30:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 8:25:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

She looks like a doll come to life, too.

2/9/2025, 8:23:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

That cream looks decidedly "orrf".

2/9/2025, 8:21:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social)

Your boy left his ring over here. How's he gonna cope in Tenerife without it? @bikeymikey.bsky.social and @bearybeardy.bsky.social . @snugglebear.bsky.social should have spotted it when lying on the rug naked.

2/9/2025, 8:18:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

£100!!! Looks too small, and I can ask the Postman to do it for free.

2/9/2025, 8:13:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't like the sound of hands-free. How will I wank?

2/9/2025, 8:10:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

How do they dial when driving?

2/9/2025, 7:27:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nick Lloyd (@spaincivilwartours.bsky.social) reposted

Chinese volunteers who fought in the International Brigades interned at Argèles-sur-Mer Concentration Camp (pre Vichy France) early 1939 in front of their banner. Some 60 Chinese fought against Franco in the IBs. (PS there was never a "Chinese detachment" in IBs as banner claims)

2/9/2025, 6:24:24 AM | 41 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted

Anyone here even aware that this happened on Sunday? Literally a Russian attack on the head of the EU. Barely a whisper. Europe, you in danger, girl. Get your shit together. You may not think you are at war, but Putin's Russia sure does. www.lemonde.fr/en/internati...

2/9/2025, 3:11:29 AM | 517 153 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social)

@bikeymikey.bsky.social and crew. Better? X

1/9/2025, 5:00:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

It's one of those love/lick relationships 😋

1/9/2025, 4:10:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

The local GP here is magnificent and the team, too. At Boston Hospital, they alleviate the waiting by making you peel Lincolnshire spuds for the canteen.

1/9/2025, 3:14:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah. My stationary VR bike has a similar gadget for sending mileage to the headset and built in LCD display.

1/9/2025, 3:03:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:01:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ian Miles Schlong (@tedcruznipples.com) reposted

Now nearly 60 hours since President Trump horrifically filled his trousers with more dung than anybody previously thought possible and promptly died. The American people deserve to know who Vance is choosing as his VP in case another tragedy happens. This silence is unacceptable. #TransparencyNow

1/9/2025, 1:39:11 PM | 40 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the difference? Longer lasting battery or physical size?

1/9/2025, 2:50:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Better than this.... or Lidl's Margerine.

1/9/2025, 2:48:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to be prepared for "Slip it In Saturday" on BlueSky.

1/9/2025, 2:43:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jay Kuo (@nycjayjay.bsky.social) reposted

I’m not supposed to be laboring on this Labor Day, but I did want to address one question on a lot of people’s minds: WTF is up with Donald Trump?! open.substack.com/pub/statusku...

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Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

You'd better ring ahead and get Boots to save you some Vaseline!

1/9/2025, 2:29:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Peter John H aka The avid Lakes explorer (@peterj.bsky.social) reposted

This is disgraceful 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

1/9/2025, 2:25:21 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh.

1/9/2025, 2:20:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Sing up.... xx

1/9/2025, 2:18:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Adam Bienkov (@adambienkov.bsky.social) reposted

Asked about people vandalising roundabouts with painted St Georges and Union Jack flags, Keir Starmer replies that "I always sit in front of a union jack and I've been doing it for years" “I’m very encouraging of flags”

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Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine the cost if you were in the US! X

1/9/2025, 2:08:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I paused that picture for a loooong while x

1/9/2025, 2:06:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Voted Gary too and Slow Horses.

1/9/2025, 1:45:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello!

1/9/2025, 1:44:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

FFS! At liberty to say what for? Xx

1/9/2025, 1:41:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:40:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

...but Albert-less 😪

1/9/2025, 1:36:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:35:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I grew some once..

1/9/2025, 1:34:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I have a raging horn!

1/9/2025, 1:31:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Wooohooooo!

1/9/2025, 1:31:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:28:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Mikey! Those things are only for birthday parties!

1/9/2025, 1:23:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it raining? 😂

1/9/2025, 1:22:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I can be the mayo.....😝😝

1/9/2025, 12:47:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Son!!! 😋

1/9/2025, 12:46:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Nearest place was Market Deeping (Peterborough border) on the council estate. None in the village (yet).

1/9/2025, 12:45:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Let go of the butt plug too 🤣🤣🤣

1/9/2025, 12:44:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Fab! X

1/9/2025, 12:43:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social)

Non-colour Monday, aka MCM.

1/9/2025, 12:34:57 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you get back safely Pete? Let me know when you've raided "The Institute" files. X

1/9/2025, 12:26:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

...but no stalk? Lol

1/9/2025, 12:19:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:16:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Blimey! Lol! 😋😋

1/9/2025, 12:13:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I was just gonna suggest that, sunshine! 😍

1/9/2025, 12:13:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

You know me too well! ❤️❤️

1/9/2025, 12:10:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you ask for an extra pat down? 😋

1/9/2025, 12:09:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Big, hairy men sweets! Lol x

1/9/2025, 11:29:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Sigh....Simon.... x

1/9/2025, 11:11:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd have lingered, longer 😍

1/9/2025, 11:10:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Crumphorn snorts 🫦 (@yeoldecrumphorn.bsky.social) reply parent

Did the doctor smile as he grabbed 'em?

1/9/2025, 11:07:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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