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@yesborg.bsky.social

Vulgar about sports & beer. Filthy drunkard.

created September 2, 2023

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Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Might need to build a new prison for all these grifters once this administration is over.

23/9/2025, 11:28:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s because they’re all sinners.

23/9/2025, 11:21:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

The Padres sure are bitching a lot about the strike zone despite benefiting from most of the missed calls.

23/9/2025, 4:19:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

I hope @tstads.bsky.social is asking for robot umps when he blows the candles out today

23/9/2025, 3:13:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

I hate Autumn. No, seriously, a friend of mine freshman year roomed with a guy named Autumn. Really gross and weird dude. No social skills. He sucked.

22/9/2025, 4:22:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

I would check Tirerack and Costco.

22/9/2025, 4:12:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

@joshnoel.bsky.social This was interesting. I expected it to be bad, but it was actually kinda average.

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21/9/2025, 10:31:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

I’m conflicted; Sophia soaked in beer is kinda hot but I feel bad for her. Maybe because it’s Miller Lite

21/9/2025, 9:51:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Quinn Priester to Sophia Minnaert: “This is fuckin’ awesome.”

21/9/2025, 9:47:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Jesus, Cowboys.

21/9/2025, 8:37:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

TAKE THAT, BAMA

20/9/2025, 7:27:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Deport them to Indiana

20/9/2025, 7:08:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that a blimp?

20/9/2025, 6:27:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Badgers would easily be down by 30 if it weren’t for all of the Maryland dropped passes.

20/9/2025, 6:26:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Math (@bigmemath.bsky.social) reposted

my 1st half thoughts? how mediocre is Alabama that they only beat this team by 24?

20/9/2025, 5:42:00 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

The Badgers are worse than these refs, and these refs are terrible

20/9/2025, 5:18:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Korsmo (@jksub20.bsky.social) reposted

The commentators talking about nobody being more frustrated than Luke Fickell as the camera shows him looking like my uncle Gary trying to figure out how to use a self scanning lane at the grocery store

20/9/2025, 5:02:53 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

When that commercial started with the trumpet playing On Wisconsin, I honestly thought he was going to play Taps.

20/9/2025, 5:03:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jaymes (@jaymesl.bsky.social) reposted

Suddenly reminded of this from earlier in the week, and if you’re hearing Fire Fickell in the first quarter of a home game against Maryland… things aren’t looking great

Wisconsin season ticket sales are down by 5,000 compared to last year
20/9/2025, 4:39:16 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

I recall a time when the first season of Survivor was complete and ESPN announced the winner in the bottom crawl. I distinctly remember yelling, “but you can’t tell us who won the championship at Wrestlemania?”

20/9/2025, 2:01:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted

At least Trump's dropped the pretense that this is about Charlie Kirk and is instead really just about him not wanting to be made fun of.

19/9/2025, 10:13:52 PM | 2553 573 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

What a Mizerable game

20/9/2025, 1:55:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I wish he hadn’t been murdered, I wish he got to live a long life and found a way to become a better person. But I will not mourn him more than the countless innocent kids who have been slaughtered by guns that he and his fellow Republicans worship. sincerely yours, Bill Corbett CEO, Antifa Inc

19/9/2025, 8:48:16 PM | 833 59 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

I got my new doomscrolling device! 😃 😕 😔

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19/9/2025, 4:51:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Merry Christmas I guess?

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19/9/2025, 2:45:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

The new ESPN app is absolutely terrible, so I dumped ESPN+ along with Disney+

19/9/2025, 1:10:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

I’m really happy that I got an iPhone 17 Pro for free, but T-Mobile’s network SUCKS. It’s laughable that they claim that they have the best network.

19/9/2025, 1:09:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

With Trump declaring ANTIFA a terrorist organization, it bears remembering that he once told us that the MAGA January 6 insurrectionists were ANTIFA.

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18/9/2025, 12:58:12 AM | 2084 600 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Most of the time I don't complain about scorebugs as long as they're accurate, because I remember a time when they'd put the score up on the screen for like 3 seconds every 10 minutes.

18/9/2025, 7:58:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

I couldn't give up Hulu because the wife would protest too much, but I did dump Disney+ and ESPN+ Mainly because Obi Wan was terrible and the new ESPN app is complete shit.

18/9/2025, 7:38:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Corporations aren't learning that even when you capitulate to the right, they still won't forgive you. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

18/9/2025, 4:34:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

I guess the only good news is that if the pendulum ever swings back, the new democrat dictator can absolutely ban Fox News & NEWSMAX, and have all of the Charlie Kirk statues torn down. Hope we make it there.

18/9/2025, 12:00:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

18/9/2025, 12:23:36 AM | 67818 16331 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Kimmel got fired for something really petty. I hope that South Park and/or SNL go out with a bang by straight-up depicting Trump with underage trafficked women while media CEOs watch, masturbating with wads of cash

18/9/2025, 11:46:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

I’d be terrified right now if I worked for The Daily Show.

18/9/2025, 11:31:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife just bought me the “dirtier cut” vinegarsyndrome.com/products/dir...

17/9/2025, 3:34:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

I don't support what happened to Charlie Kirk, but Charlie Kirk supporters support what happened to Charlie Kirk.

16/9/2025, 4:51:33 AM | 10559 2018 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Your app is junk, @espn.com

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16/9/2025, 3:13:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobby Big Wheel (@kleinman.bsky.social) reposted

It truly cannot be restated enough that earlier this year Trump pardoned everyone involved with J6, the largest event of political violence in the US in my lifetime. They have absolutely no credibility here and deserve to be confronted with this fact whenever they're in public.

16/9/2025, 1:20:37 AM | 5152 1412 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

💰

16/9/2025, 1:43:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Huh. The Vikings looked good against the Bears. How about against a team that isn’t pathetic? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

15/9/2025, 3:09:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

😐

15/9/2025, 2:37:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

😧 For years I have watched women in accounting buy Diet Coke from the machine and I was like, “do they have tastebuds?”

15/9/2025, 2:23:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

How can you say this when Diet Coke exists? I can’t even imagine a worse ‘flavor.’

15/9/2025, 2:19:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree except I’d say anything over 50 is 4 and 55+ is 5

15/9/2025, 1:52:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Funny how the comedians hurry through the acceptance speeches to avoid the charity money going down but the big time actors are like “we’ll pay the difference” because they have the money.

15/9/2025, 1:50:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s honorable and then there’s being in Boystown

15/9/2025, 1:32:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

This is crazy bullshit

15/9/2025, 1:24:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

15/9/2025, 12:50:33 AM | 52083 11203 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

That was not a completion.

15/9/2025, 1:12:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Where can I find the locker room celebration from last night?

14/9/2025, 3:47:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/gold...

14/9/2025, 3:28:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, I’m just saying they both suck.

14/9/2025, 3:13:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, but fuck that camera guy too. He shouldn’t have been in the shot.

14/9/2025, 3:02:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. He deserves to be fired. Not just for saying it but saying it on air as a broadcaster, which is way different than saying it on Facebook.

14/9/2025, 2:54:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

It looked to me like the camera guy shouldn’t have been there. He was right in the way of the Fox camera shot.

14/9/2025, 4:04:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

It is indeed a Summer of Entertainment

14/9/2025, 4:01:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Dickhead wasn’t supposed to be there

14/9/2025, 3:57:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s fun to be on the winning side of a Stupid Game™️

14/9/2025, 3:55:54 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

🎶 We don’t have to take our clothes off To have a good time, oh no 🎶

14/9/2025, 3:55:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Is everyone on the team drunk?

14/9/2025, 3:42:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Do you hear that beeping sound? It’s the Brewers backing in to the playoffs

14/9/2025, 2:02:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

The “new enhanced” ESPN app is worthless garbage. Fix your junk, worldwide leader.

13/9/2025, 6:38:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

These ABC announcers aren’t even trying to hide their bias.

13/9/2025, 6:33:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Referee that missed the holding call that allowed the td: “Roll Tide”

13/9/2025, 5:43:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assume you subscribe to this channel, but just in case you missed it: youtu.be/LevhCh-EW1E?...

13/9/2025, 5:34:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Georgia Tech got away with a blatant personal foul on their last scoring drive.

13/9/2025, 5:07:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aseeyeomanaseetomanoyo Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

But don’t call them Nazis.

13/9/2025, 3:57:03 PM | 3949 934 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Honestly if you told me yesterday that it would only be 7-0 with 2:24 left in the 1st, I’d take that

13/9/2025, 4:28:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Sorensen (@ericsorensen.bsky.social) reposted

The extreme right wingers went from “Publicly execute the m**her f***er” to “Pray for him” real quick.

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13/9/2025, 4:12:33 PM | 235 61 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

"Wait, what's that you say??? The shooter was *not* trans or liberal??? He was WHAT??? A Trump supporter??? Well, never mind then. I'll just wait for the next opportunity to pounce with inflammatory, unfounded rhetoric. Or maybe I'll just blame it on the one semester he went to college! BINGO!"

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12/9/2025, 11:42:02 PM | 1811 429 | View on Bluesky | view

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The soccer field across Washington

12/9/2025, 11:23:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

There are so many nerdy 6’s here

12/9/2025, 11:18:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

At Madison for Weird Al. In Vintage Brewery and everyone here is wearing some kind of joke t-shirt and I love it.

12/9/2025, 10:12:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/theh...

12/9/2025, 4:02:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

That was pretty old (last year). It’s good if you like barrel aged, but honestly for an Oktoberfest it’s too strong. That said, if I saw it at the liquor store, I’d consider buying it again.

12/9/2025, 3:46:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Remember the weak ass taunting call against GB on Sunday?

12/9/2025, 12:34:12 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

#wibeergameday #GoPackGo

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12/9/2025, 12:33:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#BirdsAreNotReal

11/9/2025, 7:53:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

TIP FOR CONSERVATIVES: If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.

11/9/2025, 1:39:07 AM | 9281 2308 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

I hope MJF’s wife got a prenup

11/9/2025, 12:35:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

My heart goes out to his children only because they were fathered by a complete fucking asshole

10/9/2025, 9:41:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Once I was arguing with a rapper on Twitter named F5Refresh. I told him he should change his name to F1Help.

10/9/2025, 9:39:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Fuck Texas.

10/9/2025, 9:25:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Et tu, Rowdy?

10/9/2025, 9:11:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ashlynn_b (@ashlynnb.bsky.social) reposted

This is the way, not just spouting thoughts and prayers bullshit. Political violence is wrong but one side has been glorifying inhumanity & violence (ICE is a walking fucking billboard for it) and politicians would be wise to call it out. Not surprised Pritzker is the only one with the balls.

10/9/2025, 8:09:04 PM | 18 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

I am convinced that the Rangers stadium has some kind of air conditioning system that knocks down HR balls when the opposing team is batting, and they turn it off when Texas is up. They just forgot to turn it on during the 1st inning today.

10/9/2025, 8:12:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted

didnt do the same for the minnesota legislators

10/9/2025, 7:13:19 PM | 461 97 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Not to mention they threw out the runner at 2nd. So incompetent umpiring cost the Brewers a double play and the inning would have been over. Instead both runners were safe and eventually scored, giving the Rangers the lead. #RobotUmpsNOW

10/9/2025, 7:34:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Oh. 😦

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10/9/2025, 11:53:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Why didn’t they just march wearing pussy hats?

10/9/2025, 11:44:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Age verification? I used to engage my high beams with hitting a button on the floorboard with my left foot.

10/9/2025, 3:51:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

What a stupid ballpark.

10/9/2025, 1:23:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Holy shit Trump was right about the drugs in this country

9/9/2025, 5:15:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted

If Christians want to tie their religion to a child rapist loathed by most of the world… I don’t know man, reap the dang whirlwind I guess.

9/9/2025, 5:04:10 PM | 569 83 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Having lunch at an Illinois sports bar. Drunk guy at the bar so far has blamed the Bears loss on: 1. Coaches for not firing up the team in the 2nd half. 2. Not kicking the FG at 4th & 3. 3. The fans for leaving early and not supporting the team.

9/9/2025, 5:09:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

The bad apples look after each other. Where are the good apples?

9/9/2025, 12:56:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Borg (@yesborg.bsky.social)

Huh no flag for taunting there. Looked a lot more blatant than the one flagged in the GB game.

9/9/2025, 12:43:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view