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Yolkydokey

@yolkydokey.bsky.social

A person who has takes that very between hot and mild. -Chicago

created November 13, 2024

227 followers 327 following 479 posts

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Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously /sarcasm tag here.

25/8/2025, 2:55:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Good morning from the hellhole that is the Montrose Bird Sanctuary

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25/8/2025, 2:53:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah yes, the 21st century ritual sacrifice to the gods of war

12/5/2025, 8:52:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

The double irony is when you try to fix something the "more logical" way and it doesn't work and you realize the person before wasn't an idiot, but they also were fixing with duct tape.

6/5/2025, 9:41:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I would say something about foreign emoluments being against the constitution but that doesn't seem to mean much anymore

24/4/2025, 3:58:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok I'll concede our mayors have historically sucked for various reasons but at least we don't have any Boeberts, MTGs, etc.

23/4/2025, 8:27:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Because I know that Illinois is bursting with amazing homegrown talent and am rightfully distrustful of outsiders picking a district? Yeah no, being an informed voter and wanting candidates to hold townhalls to show us they deserve votes is not a thing that should be shat on. Chicago isn't dumb

23/4/2025, 8:10:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok fine but the point still stands, she doesn't automatically get our vote because of her age and social media status. She's not local and it very much comes off as carpet bagging.

23/4/2025, 7:40:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Your ticket comes with complementary orthotics for your Vans

23/4/2025, 7:16:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Right? Too many non-Illinoisians in here saying we should automatically vote out a good rep because Kat is younger.

23/4/2025, 7:15:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

And Thomas for taking payoffs from corporations for favorable rulings.

20/4/2025, 12:19:05 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

As a former student conservation Corp member we were doing work for the states and federal lands for a weekly stipend of $125. The states were getting trails built for almost FREE. This is not cost savings.

16/4/2025, 3:16:03 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Border control/ customs can seize your phone without a warrant. If you refuse to unlock your phone, you risk being detained until they can search your phone. Their search and seizure is different from the average police.

16/4/2025, 3:09:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I understand but 58,000 us soldiers died in Vietnam where 50,000 civilians in the US die per year due to gun violence. This is not just "over there". This is our country and we all live in a reactive state much like a warzone. This is not lessening what you felt but a reality we all live with.

14/4/2025, 1:28:28 AM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Oppressed people hate this one weird trick - tell them to not be offended because... Everything is a slur bruh

3/4/2025, 7:19:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Not trying to be the language police here but using savage in that context is a slur and has been used to justify the extinction of the native people across the globe.

3/4/2025, 6:52:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

She only got her GED while running for office almost 20 years after dropping out of high school.

3/4/2025, 2:40:28 PM | 70 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Band is called Football Head

2/4/2025, 6:07:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

You're proving my point. If they are going to do it, it'll happen regardless. It's in their playbook. There will always be bad actors at protests and no way to stop them from becoming violent when the boiling point is reached.

1/4/2025, 4:56:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate that this take has become so common. "Don't protest or they'll take away our rights!" They already are doing that!

1/4/2025, 4:34:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly, the right wing podcast grifters are tricking the right into giving up their most fundamental right. The government can't take away your rights without proving you've done something wrong. I know it's a slippery slope argument but the slope IS slippery.

31/3/2025, 1:35:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't wait to see Mark Rober build an anti-tesla detection Kraft single launching machine.

29/3/2025, 3:22:38 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there a reason why this is considered a depiction of being that does not exist and not one of someone wearing a bear fur?

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28/3/2025, 3:23:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social) reposted

ICE has arrested Iranian national Alireza Doroudi, a doctoral candidate studying mechanical engineering at the University of Alabama. He was arrested at home at 5 a.m. Tuesday. As with some of the others who've been disappeared, unclear why he was detained. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

27/3/2025, 9:29:56 PM | 1862 962 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

5% of Illinois being atheist is larger than Wyoming's entire population. Many of the states that you highlighted have lower concentrations than the darker states.

27/3/2025, 3:00:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

We need to remember that they might be idiotic enough to give this to their children.

27/3/2025, 3:06:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a disgrace to Illinois

24/3/2025, 9:27:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I didn't know that. Cool!

20/3/2025, 6:17:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I love that this is called a sundog

20/3/2025, 5:58:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

French territories:

18/3/2025, 8:06:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

This no nonsense attitude is the Irish heritage Americans need to be emulating.

17/3/2025, 9:16:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Der große Muzzy. They are all free on YouTube now

17/3/2025, 8:01:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

No offense meant to you but I got a little chuckle at you referring to one of the senior writers of Wired as "OP" like he's just some random Bluesky poster.

17/3/2025, 12:18:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

That's literally what I said. Celebrating St. Patrick's and thanksgiving has the same vibe. Whether there was an actual genocide or a ideological genocide is up for debate since we don't have a ton of historical writings from the 5th century.

16/3/2025, 6:24:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

St. Patrick drove all of the snakes out of Ireland or so the story goes. "Snakes" is also thought to be a metaphor for pagans meaning he was given sainthood for bringing Catholicism to Ireland and driving away the non-believers.

16/3/2025, 4:43:43 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Time to resign senator. We need representatives that FIGHT.

14/3/2025, 9:31:00 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Learnin' is indoctrination for dang sake.

9/3/2025, 1:50:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Super callous, fragile, racist, sexist, Nazi, potus

8/3/2025, 9:40:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

At least they have the freedom to die from completely preventable disease! /s

8/3/2025, 9:30:53 PM | 64 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

You really love arguing with someone who is agreeing with you. Bye felicia

7/3/2025, 3:00:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I agree. I just think we have to remain factual and refrain from terms like "never" when that isn't true. Everything has context which social media is terrible at conveying.

7/3/2025, 2:56:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate Elon but explosions definitely happened with NASA. The Challenger comes to mind.

7/3/2025, 2:47:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know you but you've got my support!

7/3/2025, 2:42:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I honestly didn't know Chicago had geothermal capability. Cool!

6/3/2025, 11:03:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

The big short 2 - cars edition

6/3/2025, 10:56:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I will also advocate for defenestration.

6/3/2025, 1:46:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Need to edit this so they are holding phones

6/3/2025, 1:35:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Reps that were there said that the Republicans had seat fillers ready to take their seats. With the level of disengagement and misinformation would you be happy if it looked like the entire chamber was cheering?

6/3/2025, 12:33:57 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Rabid bats. Rabies is one of the most horrible deaths

6/3/2025, 12:10:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I could figure out how to drive one of those

6/3/2025, 12:09:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Both candidates were terrible. Nobody wants an 80 year old at the helm of the country. But yeah, some men hate women more than they hate old, shitty dictators.

5/3/2025, 2:44:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Whataboutism

5/3/2025, 2:42:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe Biden should have kept his promise to be a one term president and allowed a real primary to happen. Quit blaming people for keeping our politicians accountable.

5/3/2025, 1:57:36 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks kind of like Becca Balint of VT

5/3/2025, 2:48:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Kind of looks like Becca Balint of Vermont

5/3/2025, 2:48:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

We all love you more every day

5/3/2025, 2:24:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Pull a Nancy Mace fr

5/3/2025, 2:24:11 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Mexico

4/3/2025, 9:47:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Paçzki day!

4/3/2025, 6:04:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

In another country that won't default on their debt?

3/3/2025, 11:43:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

TVP (textured vegetable protein) has a very ground beef like texture that you could sub 50/50 with. Lentils are also nice to add ground beef to stretch without changing the flavor too much.

3/3/2025, 11:42:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not April 1st, right?

3/3/2025, 12:02:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I also want to thank you, I love the content you post and it's so fun to share Against Me! with other people. Reinventing Axl Rose was a defining moment of my teenage years and I find myself turning back whenever I'm ready for a fight or revolution.

1/3/2025, 3:50:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Or really I need competition to be able to achieve reading and learning goals. Please send help

1/3/2025, 3:35:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social)

Is there Academic decathlon but for adults? I want to be competitively nerdy again

1/3/2025, 3:31:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

We all need to start using classroom management techniques on these Dog E jerks

28/2/2025, 1:53:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm making it a challenge to see how many days I can go without buying anything. After I have to break and buy more food, I'm going for how many days without buying local.

27/2/2025, 4:36:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

You can also give up corporations for lent even if you're not religious!

27/2/2025, 4:16:13 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Wired truly leading the pack in reporting these days

27/2/2025, 4:10:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

And Rolling Stone

26/2/2025, 4:38:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe Syria (SDK) shouldn't be making PKK flags illegal now and trying to shut down DAANES.

26/2/2025, 3:28:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe RFK should look into fillers, it seems to be affecting the cognitive ability of those who receive it.

26/2/2025, 3:27:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Take this off the internet. Assume nothing is private. Ask your doctor to protect your child's medical records

23/2/2025, 2:34:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Please no. Many of us have people in our lives that are autistic and don't need the fashisti going after them.

23/2/2025, 2:33:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks! I assumed there were ties to white supremacy but it's so wild that we live in a world where he can openly flaunt his racist ideology with little backlash. Just another thing I can add when people say he's not a Nazi.

22/2/2025, 7:18:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you elaborate? I'm really interested

22/2/2025, 3:08:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the necklace with the symbol?

22/2/2025, 2:56:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

This you?

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21/2/2025, 8:34:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

We get to cosplay "sovereign citizens" now! I'm going to protect my domicile

20/2/2025, 9:49:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

AI is a TOOL [stupid, irritating, or contemptible].

20/2/2025, 7:31:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

It's so 🌟 BRAVE 🌟 of you to stand up for cars.

20/2/2025, 5:45:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/2/2025, 2:53:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/2/2025, 2:13:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm going with the AI that was used to create the image was on our side.

19/2/2025, 8:08:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I forgot twitter got rid of timestamps

19/2/2025, 7:50:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't have a twitter. Can you post one with the timestamp?

19/2/2025, 7:43:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

People are, the news isn't covering it, some people are wanting a king?? We are all baffled here on bluesky

19/2/2025, 7:40:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

They can call a constitutional convention.

19/2/2025, 7:15:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Want to join me for this Indivisible Chicago event? mobilize.us/s/yJBmbV

19/2/2025, 7:13:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Today I learned that my German immigrant great grandparents in 1906 were "gate crashers" stealing America from freedom slaves.

18/2/2025, 8:02:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't, but it does make the news. We want the news talking about civil servants resigning because they know they are being asked to do potentially illegal things. We want it loud and messy rather than people folding behind closed doors.

18/2/2025, 1:38:25 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm still not sure how this man got confirmed when he's literally like, "let's concentrate black people on farms".

17/2/2025, 6:47:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social)

Idea: Gun ownership crisis centers. Before you leap into life changing gun ownership, we have counseling available and 60 minutes long graphic videos of the harms of owning a gun.

17/2/2025, 3:58:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

"Elon Musk’s U.S. DOGE Service is seeking access to a heavily-guarded Internal Revenue Service system that includes detailed financial information about every taxpayer, business and nonprofit in the country, according to two people familiar with the activities, sparking alarm within the tax agency"

17/2/2025, 12:37:12 AM | 5156 2064 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure if they think these averages are bad. I'm pretty sure most workplaces would have a similar average employee demographic.

15/2/2025, 2:27:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Kansas, in an old folks home.

15/2/2025, 2:18:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, contact your doctor and IEP specialist to remove diagnostic codes/ references to their diagnosis NOW.

15/2/2025, 2:49:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yolkydokey (@yolkydokey.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump and friends trying to use the nukes

15/2/2025, 2:41:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We currently have a TB outbreak so....

15/2/2025, 1:39:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Urban air is a trampoline park

15/2/2025, 1:08:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view