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YourKingMob

@yourkingmob.bsky.social

Y⭕URKℹ️​​​​​NGM⭕B(he/him - we/us ☭) Comintern Hapa Shootstyle aficionado, 嘉納柔術 limb locker & occasional creative 天国投地獄足罠: (➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️)×2+🅰️ Essays at https://yourkingmob.tumblr.com/?source=share

created July 4, 2023

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Profile picture Christian Christensen (@chrchristensen.bsky.social) reposted

The black hole of disinformation and bullshit continues to suck in huge portions of the US. Rabies is spreading in the US. One reason is that many people are not vaccinating their dogs. Why? Many actually believe rabies vaccinations will make their dogs autistic.

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2/9/2025, 7:38:07 AM | 1416 502 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social)

1997 was a busy year for metal, but no one could predict that midi and synth abuser Richard D. James would have the metal track of the year. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ82...

2/9/2025, 8:43:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Pie Sci is a mystery to me - will check next time Brayz is a great choice.

2/9/2025, 7:17:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lafayette or American Favorite slider joint (Telway style) Favorite Pizza joint

2/9/2025, 7:14:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ` ⊹ 𝐀𝐳𝐮𝐫 🦇 Patreon (@cryhollow.bsky.social) reposted

quote with your black and white #art

2/9/2025, 12:22:27 PM | 110 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ali (@muggage.bsky.social) reposted

In another life Tsukamoto linked up with Bam Margera for a CKY tape

1/9/2025, 9:35:10 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌸 money from the sky 🌸 (@carriecmoney.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

i've been saying this whole thread how great the lack of backstory explorations are in fmab, but also, there is nothing like a good late-game backstory lore drop to rewrite my brain chemistry. the xerxes/hohenheim drop changed me as a person in 2010

24/2/2025, 2:45:24 AM | 54 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌸 money from the sky 🌸 (@carriecmoney.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

fma is the greatest story ever written

a comic panel from the Fullmetal Alchemist extras. The comic has a note from the author that says,
24/2/2025, 12:18:48 AM | 1961 836 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social)

Danaher's crew of fucking whiners and sycophants cried their way to getting rewarded a million dollars? Least surprising thing I've heard all day. I hate being even tangentially associated with this stupid "sport" full of crying nazis.

2/9/2025, 12:53:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay (@envinyon.bsky.social) reposted

very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games

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Profile picture Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”
1/9/2025, 6:01:24 PM | 30775 7631 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

This is why I found it so funny the ivys and snob schools rolled over so fast and got double fucked for doing it. These are the same people getting duped putting 50 grand in a shoebox. Rich and priveleged Americans are the easiest people to scam and bully because they've never deal with it before.

1/9/2025, 5:24:19 AM | 1412 187 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted

universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam

1/9/2025, 12:25:09 AM | 5104 723 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eli Lee, Exiled Poster (@heyitshamhocks.bsky.social) reposted

Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️

31/8/2025, 8:42:41 PM | 7357 1127 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/madd...

1/9/2025, 5:01:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg you got Ramon Perez to do some art for you!

1/9/2025, 12:06:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⌜ justin achilli ⌟ (@jachilli.bsky.social) reposted

Goth-industrial chicken wing restaurant: Feet Beak Manifesto (offering beaks and feet instead of flats and drums). Is this anything.

31/8/2025, 11:52:21 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew (@amandasmith.bsky.social) reposted

Rudy Giuliani absolutely did not try to shortchange a sex worker and then was pursued by her colleagues, don’t you dare suggest such a thing

31/8/2025, 8:12:57 PM | 2602 535 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

It's been around 10

31/8/2025, 8:37:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Guilty conscience

31/8/2025, 8:17:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Much appreciated! Glad to see you're still out there getting shit done

31/8/2025, 7:52:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh link me your stuff I wanna support!

31/8/2025, 7:48:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

That's fucking embarrassing. I am sorry again. In any case I am not using Palladium for anything these days. My supernatural game is using @rustysellsword.com Cortex Prime, which meant I had to half homebrew it, but I always homebrew.

31/8/2025, 7:44:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

It's only 15 years overdue, no big deal

31/8/2025, 7:37:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh, unsurprising. But yeah I can imagine that you are the only reason it went out - i am still waiting on Beyond the Supernatural 2e arcana book so we can play mages.

31/8/2025, 7:35:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

I would imagine, that with the way most RPG companies burn bridges with artists and writers, that it's a common thing - but Palladium always attracted astonishing talent that always moved on.

31/8/2025, 7:27:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh the 08 second edition book! I totally missed out on that. Gawd damn.

31/8/2025, 7:25:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah I never made it to an open house or anything like that, closest I got was when Kevin was at a small a local gaming con run by a former friend around 03-04. Sorry you got treated like crap, I used to really like that company.

31/8/2025, 7:23:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wow, that's craziness. I'm originally from that region and played a ton of Palladium back in the 90s and mid 00s, and then I kinda ran out of patience for a 1.5 gen RPG.

31/8/2025, 7:20:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Always the persistent problem of using RAW RIFTS rules with the wonderful RIFTS setting.

31/8/2025, 7:15:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social)

I keep telling people that Valve and Gabe are pieces of shit, but no one believes me

31/8/2025, 6:44:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

I swear, if we tried to ban smoking like we did in the 90s now, we would have fucking boomers and Gen X suicide bombing public spaces

31/8/2025, 6:11:57 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doc Gilgamesh 🥐 (@docgilgamesh.bsky.social) reposted

went to a rave I'm so out of my element lol

31/8/2025, 2:34:28 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matty! (@mattythemouse.bsky.social) reposted

What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.

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Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social)

If I ever get to retire I am immediately returning to nocturnal again, even though since COVID everything closes before midnight.

31/8/2025, 12:45:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Samantha Burns back in the states (@cheesecakechik.bsky.social) reposted

the Nazis literally tried to discover Atlantis because they thought Atlanteans were aryans and would prove German racial superiority Fascism has always been anti-intellectual and full of pseudoscience

31/8/2025, 12:31:41 AM | 1826 500 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social)

Gavin "the smiler" Newsom: "Trans people can't make their own decisions until they are over 25" Also Newsom: "Cheating on my wife by dating a 19 year old is just fine"

31/8/2025, 12:29:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie (@audrelawdamercy.bsky.social) reposted

Oh my God? Apparently then-39 year old Mayor of San Francisco Gavin Newsom was dating a 19 year old? abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=...

30/8/2025, 9:42:24 PM | 259 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

There we are, ever the liberal.

I am being harmed by liberal democrat policies right now.
30/8/2025, 10:29:22 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

You and sex pest Newsom can eat my shit and hair

30/8/2025, 10:24:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Smoke & Thunder D&D (Joshua Ohmer) (@ravenquill.bsky.social) reposted

Hey #ttrpg folks! It's #selfpromosaturday once again! What are you proud of? What are you working on? Who else might deserve attention? 1. Share this post. 2. Drop your links. 3. Interact with your peers, if you have the time. Absolutely no AI. #dnd

30/8/2025, 4:37:57 AM | 39 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Being a leftist is being cassandra

30/8/2025, 10:03:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

How I fucking laughed

30/8/2025, 7:47:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lilith kills u (@deathcarpets.sisc.one) reposted

you can call me a seattle mariners early lead on account of how often i get blown

30/8/2025, 5:52:02 PM | 50 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I get playing GNX.

30/8/2025, 7:46:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ⓐnarchohoodism (@161bklyn.bsky.social) reposted

therealnews.com/medical-exam...

30/8/2025, 2:57:26 PM | 33 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Video Games Out of Context 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 (@indiegamesooc.bsky.social) reposted

Undertale

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30/8/2025, 4:43:16 AM | 10890 3222 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social)

So @shuchancellor.online what kinda candle should be jammed in that messy fuck's belly?

30/8/2025, 4:35:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief (@katie.bzky.team) reposted

BREAKING: LEAKED IMAGE FROM WHITE HOUSE STAFF OF DONALD TRUMP DYING IN OFFICE AT AGE 79

a darkest dungeon HEART ATTACK! death
30/8/2025, 4:12:06 AM | 382 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Disco Elysium Quotes (@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social) reposted

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

29/8/2025, 1:55:57 PM | 3331 1184 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The president is a pedophile and there are satanic nazi pedo cults doing Mk ultra to your kids on Roblox. lol

30/8/2025, 2:56:58 AM | 114 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social)

Playing some Balatro and listening to GOAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNMu...

30/8/2025, 2:57:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

November 24 join date loool

30/8/2025, 2:26:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

I would but that would involve going back to the hellsite, to bashing at a now-useless google. Talk to some DSA people in greater NYC. Glad Mamdani came out of there, but there were real issues.

30/8/2025, 12:30:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor

28/8/2025, 3:39:56 AM | 19067 3202 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grifters gonna grift

29/8/2025, 9:31:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Doug (@raptorbreath.bsky.social) reposted

where we're going, we won't need eyes to see

rfk with mouths instead of eyes
29/8/2025, 8:49:18 PM | 29 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kathleen Bachynski (@bachynski.bsky.social) reposted

I’m so grateful that I have tenure and the academic freedom to call it like I see it. “Dr. Kathleen Bachynski, a professor of public health at Muhlenberg College, described Kennedy’s comments as “absolute gibberish” and slammed the HHS secretary as a “dangerous buffoon” who is “threatening us all.”

29/8/2025, 7:53:46 PM | 2904 813 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Which Beck?

29/8/2025, 2:03:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tinybaby (@tiny.baby) reposted

i figured out a spell to send porno mags into heaven

29/8/2025, 3:32:37 AM | 415 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spencer Campbell (@gilarpgs.bsky.social) reposted

As a heads up to designers, there is a new VTT, Fabled, that reached out to me about putting stuff on their site. They use AI to generate images for things in their store, homebrew images, etc. Avoid them, block them.

29/8/2025, 12:54:11 AM | 332 161 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Bahm Mi yo Top tier

28/8/2025, 9:15:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

The worst people. All high intelligence - low wisdom, self deluded pricks. Every single one of them are hardcore evangelicals and disgusting openly racist shitheads. The Army should have never let them become their own branch.

28/8/2025, 9:10:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted

They sent the national guard on them and called college students terrorists

28/8/2025, 8:25:31 PM | 388 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus Christ, just take it

Chuck Taylor holding up a huge inflatable L
28/8/2025, 8:22:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Obama, you recognize this man? I am sure you do. This happened under your presidency and at your behest as commander of the DOJ. Why was this child: Edward Crawford murdered by the state?

American Hero Edward Crawford throws back a chemical weapon canister that was fired at him while walking home from a convenience store. He is throwing it at Fascist military forces that occupied his neighborhood at the behest of President Barack Obama. Crawford was murdered later by the militarized law enforcement forces under president Obama.
28/8/2025, 7:28:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Faust, MD (@jeremyfaust.bsky.social) reposted

Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.

28/8/2025, 6:49:54 PM | 33566 7854 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol Homer
28/8/2025, 5:43:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

No

Cartoon of a Red haired leprechaun looking like Kenny G saying
28/8/2025, 3:42:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

It happens all the time. As someone who has done MMA since before it was called that, we had high level men's wrestlers quit training after being strangled by a woman in training. Their misogyny can't take it.

28/8/2025, 3:37:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social)

The reason we have sports separated by gender isn't to "protect women", or for any sense of fairness. It's to protect men's egos, keeping them from ever losing to a woman.

28/8/2025, 3:33:20 PM | 51 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay tots bro

28/8/2025, 3:22:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely not comparing apples to oranges. You are using bro science to segregate women from playing sports when all established real science says all of this is a non issue. You're just a bigot and a misogynist. Even your shirt advertises it.

28/8/2025, 3:16:32 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

"No one is debating black people’s right to exist or have human rights. But real conversations need to be had around inclusion in sports..." How would this conversation be acceptable? Walk on, tots boy.

28/8/2025, 3:04:22 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted

Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.

28/8/2025, 2:12:51 PM | 10741 5791 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Dont trade the dream of a better world for everyone to get a worse world for your enemies" - FLESH SIMULATOR

28/8/2025, 1:09:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only reason I voted for Harris was a public promise that I would if Biden dropped out. I am still embarrassed and ashamed of it.

28/8/2025, 12:43:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social)

I will not vote for Gavin Newsom. I will not vote for any politician who believes that human rights don't apply to everyone. I voted just for president and a handful of local & state positions.

28/8/2025, 12:10:26 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 852dude (@852dude.bsky.social) reposted

The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.

The Toxic Avenger had his life upended by unexpected medical debt. So, instead i another big marketing stunt to promote the movie, Cineverse has partnered with ational nonprofit Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5M in medical debt for those families least able to pay. AND... for every $1M The Toxic Avenger makes at the box office, we'll erase another $1M. ogether, we can reduce the burden medical debt. Because we only need one Toxic Avenger. Learn more about Undue's model at the link below and get tickets for THE TOXIC AVENGER now! https://unduemedicaldebt.org/mission-and history/
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Profile picture Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reposted

Sure Gavin Newsom sucks, is a transphobe, covered up SA at his business, intercedes to help giant corporations get more power, vetoed human rights bills and is so obviously power hungry he should never get an iota more, but did you consider: nobody likes him and he polls terribly in 28 match-ups?

28/8/2025, 1:52:34 AM | 910 284 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Łink. (@spacelawshitpost.me) reposted reply parent

Lynching did not become a federal crime until 2022 when the Emmett Till Antilynching Act was passed. 67 years later. This country is racist as fuck I don’t care what nobody tries to tell. That little boy didn’t get any fucking justice. Those white supremacist got away with murdering a fucking child.

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Profile picture Punished Dog With a Gofundme (@muleskinnerpress.net) reposted

Well, here we are. I'm raising money for myself after my job fired me as a union busting tactic for ableist reasons. Please donate if you can, and share if you can't. gofund.me/bfcfca4d

24/8/2025, 3:34:35 PM | 83 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

No. I will send you paypal money to go get nicotine gum.

28/8/2025, 3:19:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nda (@ndasfw.bsky.social) reposted

Death commission

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Profile picture Stereogum (@stereogum.bsky.social) reposted

🤬

27/8/2025, 5:09:50 PM | 508 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social) reply parent

... The Moneyberg thing is so weird

27/8/2025, 7:07:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The video is here for saving. Location is 11700 E. Jefferson in Detroit. maps.app.goo.gl/9m5752p96T2G...

27/8/2025, 7:07:14 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeeesh, but I understand

27/8/2025, 6:56:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KarrahE (@karrahe.bsky.social) reposted

Eris (again!), a painterly #dnd commission ☺️

Painting of a half-elven woman peeking out from behind a thick blue drape with a ball or banquet going on behind her. The scene is lit in warm orange, candles and chandeliers. The half elf has brown hair in a wolf cut and wears a blue halter neck top with silvery embellishments. She wears some gold earrings and a subtle smile
8/7/2025, 8:13:09 PM | 943 158 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social)

w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

27/8/2025, 6:46:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social)

Listening to @remapradio.bsky.social and @robzacny.bsky.social there are miles of difference between call center peeps at a congressional office & at payment processor: no one works at mastercard or stripe because they "believe in the company". Also politicos exist at our behest.

27/8/2025, 6:27:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Least Surprising news: Substack "journalist" shows lack of object permanence.

27/8/2025, 5:12:56 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexis Flower (@alexisflower.bsky.social) reposted

SEPTEMBER 2nd! That's when I'm launching this campaign for a new print run of I Roved Out (Tomes 1, 2 and 3)! 🧝‍♀️💦🍃🍑🔨 I'm desperately excited to finally be able to offer you books again. This is the address but I'll be posting about it all month so don't worry about missing it: zoop.gg/c/irovedouti...

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Died poopJesus, returned as Piss Christ

27/8/2025, 5:05:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RIP poopJesus

27/8/2025, 4:54:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🅱️️oof Macaroni [11110001] (@siltyloam.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

the verdict is: mac salad goes with a plate of mexican food just as well as it does with a plate of hawaiian bbq. 🍜 🍽️

a plate of food: mac salad, refried beans, toasted corn tortillas, chile colorado, and salsa verde
24/8/2025, 4:59:33 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🅱️️oof Macaroni [11110001] (@siltyloam.bsky.social) reposted

been sitting around rubbing my meat thinkin of you 😏😏😏

chuck roast salted on a half baking sheet chuck roast rubbed with chili powder and cumin on a half baking sheet
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Profile picture JD (@jdfromqueens.bsky.social) reposted

I dated a girl and saw her feet weren’t done and I gave her money to get them done and she bought some Hennessy with the money instead. There was no way we were gonna work out

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Profile picture YourKingMob (@yourkingmob.bsky.social)

Big ones: 1) I listened to Colin Powell 2) Economic crash in spring 2025 3) Obama was a good man

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Profile picture Vivian Moira Valentine (@itsviviactually.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Every panel of this week's Avengers Academy is better than the last

A panel from Avengers Academy #57, designed to look like a screenshot from ClikClok, a video sharing social media platform that is legally distinct from TikTok. This is a makeup tutorial video from Spiral, the six-armed body modification specialist from Mojoworld. Dialogue is in the form of comments: @spiralize: help me get ready for TERROR @spiralize: comment to win a mandatory home-visit consultation from the Body Shoppe @kdriscoll: uhhhh she's in my house!! @justinsparkd: WTF ME TOO. also this stuff burned my corneas @ladyclawz: u ppl r so dramatic. HAIL THE NEW FLESH!
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