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created April 6, 2025

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Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully there haven't been any more heated... lawn disputes?

10/9/2025, 12:13:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

I love that he shared it with the library staff. I wish all extremists were this stupid.

10/9/2025, 12:03:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿ™„ Using handwriting to determine personality is a pseudoscience called graphology. It's been repeatedly disproven in studies and is nonsense like phrenology & astrology.

9/9/2025, 10:34:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok that last part destroys what little credibility you have on this subject.

9/9/2025, 9:59:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

An elaborate forgery!

9/9/2025, 7:57:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Even a chickenshit like Trump knows you're spineless Chuck. He looks at Dem leadership & thinks: "I saw my enemies... and they are worms."

9/9/2025, 7:45:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Three women out of the 25 & I'm sure even that's an outrage to some. Kinda surprised Cynthia Frelund wasn't included given her analytical approach in this era of omnipresent gambling

9/9/2025, 4:28:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Big home field advantage too

9/9/2025, 4:15:46 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would Democrats think this is a winning... oh.

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9/9/2025, 3:18:37 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Opposing fascist takeovers of our great American cities IS a winning political message Mike!

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9/9/2025, 3:07:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump translation: The brain worm guy is making some shit up

9/9/2025, 1:54:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

And they need to drop the phony outrage about holding pedophiles accountable. They only cared when they thought their political opponents would be exposed.

9/9/2025, 1:50:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Banned indefintely from all NFL games. Who the hell acts like that? www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

8/9/2025, 10:35:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

I respect that your culinary standards take priority

8/9/2025, 10:30:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought of that one too-- "Try Everything" by Shakira. Apparently it only reached #63 on the Billboard charts

8/9/2025, 10:25:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would someone forge Trump's signature on a birthday card to Epstein 20+ years ago? It's idiotic.

8/9/2025, 10:12:57 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

There were several AI attempts at recreating the card based on the description in the WSJ. The reporter obviously saw the original but it was only publicly disclosed today.

8/9/2025, 10:09:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Love it. A $10B countersuit

8/9/2025, 10:03:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Raises the question of why someone would forge Trump's signature on a birthday card to Epstein over 20 years ago

8/9/2025, 8:04:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Should make for an interesting hearing!

8/9/2025, 8:01:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup, he sued the WSJ's publisher for defamation over the original story

8/9/2025, 7:46:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but Trump doesn't read. The card is disgusting on its face without searching for hidden meaning

8/9/2025, 7:44:10 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm... this could be a minor setback in his defamation case against the WSJ ๐Ÿ˜‚

8/9/2025, 7:16:39 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Launch that fucker into the Sun with Elon riding shotgun

8/9/2025, 7:14:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if this will hurt Trump's defamation case against the WSJ? Trump filed a lawsuit... against the newspaperโ€™s publisher, claiming defamation โ€œbecause no authentic letter or drawing exists.โ€ Vance called the story "complete & utter bullshit" ๐Ÿ˜‚

8/9/2025, 7:11:52 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Silence of the Pugs

8/9/2025, 6:46:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, really interesting story

8/9/2025, 6:32:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, it's a place where you can "Discover how the Bible has nurtured scientific thought." ๐Ÿ˜‚ Reminds me of the Creationist "museum" with displays of people living alongside dinosaurs.

Jesus rides a dinosaur
8/9/2025, 6:21:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

The modern day Klan wears black robes

8/9/2025, 6:01:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

The latest iteration of Driving While Black

8/9/2025, 5:55:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

If "reasonable suspicion" involves being a brown person, how is that different from racism?

8/9/2025, 5:43:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

About a 22% kickoff return rate in 2023 (a historic low).

8/9/2025, 5:37:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Bust that out when you want your guests to leave

8/9/2025, 4:14:42 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/9/2025, 3:52:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

If a frantic woman with a bloody nose checks into the ER claiming she touched a fentanyl doorknob & got chased by bad guys... that ain't Narcan they're injecting into her butt cheek

8/9/2025, 2:36:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously, a man his size shouldn't be able to move like that. They just switch him to "destroy" on the sideline & then set him loose

8/9/2025, 1:18:34 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK reminds me of the Titan sub CEO: an arrogant bully unwilling to accept that he might be wrong. That guy's hubris killed 5 people (including himself). RFK could kill millions

8/9/2025, 1:15:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump: Immigrants are poisoning the blood of our country. This guy: I'm ok with that This guy's immigrant wife: Uhhhh

8/9/2025, 12:52:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny because a cheese-detecting dog found my heroin

8/9/2025, 12:34:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

What's wild is he is a Harvard-trained physician with a PhD. He's not stupid. But somewhere along the way he drank the right-wing koolaid & lost his mind.

7/9/2025, 11:54:51 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't worry, Trump's announcing his beautiful new healthcare plan in two weeks. You're gonna save 1500% on your premiums.

7/9/2025, 11:52:04 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

It really did seem like off-the-cuff desperation

7/9/2025, 11:44:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't get over how totally irresponsible this story is. Just complete nonsense from start to finish, based entirely on this woman's unfounded claims.

7/9/2025, 10:17:06 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but the gas station door handle felt dirty so...

7/9/2025, 9:52:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

She did have "all" the symptoms like... feeling hot?

7/9/2025, 9:50:22 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

What idiot nominated Jerome Powell to be Fed Chair? Oh.

7/9/2025, 4:32:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

"Parents should decide if they want to vaccinate their kids. Also, vaccines are made from dead babies & none of them are safe or effective."

7/9/2025, 2:30:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah and Trump's dressed like Colonel Kilgore who was an amoral, war-mongering piece of garbage. So... on point.

6/9/2025, 11:05:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

How're you holding up? I've heard the new variant is... unpleasant

6/9/2025, 11:00:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/9/2025, 10:40:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Cry harder

6/9/2025, 10:22:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Love it! John Lithgow would be proud

6/9/2025, 9:46:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Also hilarious how the "government" wrecked their small business and not the Orange Shitstain

6/9/2025, 9:22:47 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

"Exceeded his legal authority" is my new favorite euphemism for mass murder

6/9/2025, 2:40:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Crime-ridden Portland with its 17 homicides this year www.portland.gov/mayor/keith-...

6/9/2025, 12:03:01 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social)

"Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders." --President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho May 2, 2505

5/9/2025, 10:16:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

He just has to kill off the right people

5/9/2025, 9:10:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Good for you for challenging yourself! I try to focus on my personal values & commitment to change when those anxious feelings creep up.

5/9/2025, 8:19:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't expect Congressional Republicans to stand up to Trump though. He will soon be a big orange albatross tied firmly around their cowardly necks.

5/9/2025, 7:56:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Better for the rich. Everyone else can just die.

5/9/2025, 7:44:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup, the billionaires freaked out & funded the astroturf Tea Party when the mean Black man tried to expand healthcare coverage.

5/9/2025, 7:33:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/9/2025, 7:00:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta say, this whole "hoax" angle is not gonna get it done. A pro-Trump PAC used the Epstein files to fundraise as recently as a month ago

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5/9/2025, 6:52:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Some legal Haitian migrants saved a faltering town by moving there to work. Trump viciously attacked them by falsely claiming they were eating pets.

5/9/2025, 6:22:14 PM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Tourists as well.

5/9/2025, 6:14:49 PM | 41 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed, very similar to a highly profitable company like Wal-Mart paying its employees so little they qualify for Medicaid.

5/9/2025, 6:08:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

My issue isn't with tipping itself but with a society that requires hard-working people to scrounge for tips to survive. So I think we agree that ideally, tipping wouldn't be necessary

5/9/2025, 6:00:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't mind tipping. But I agree tips shouldn't be used to fill in the gap of low pay

5/9/2025, 5:49:51 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you're missing the bigger picture that American service industry workers in particular are grossly underpaid. In some states, your server is making $2/ hour.

5/9/2025, 5:46:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Banned? I'm fine supporting hard-working people who provide me with a service

5/9/2025, 5:41:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

The enduring pattern: Trump gets rich & people who believed in him get screwed over

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5/9/2025, 4:17:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Economists don't understand tariffs, doctors don't understand vaccines, climate scientists don't understand science. The Orange Anus is our only source of truth

5/9/2025, 4:07:06 PM | 28 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

This bitch repeatedly failed to get indictments on SIX defendants! How is that the judge's fault?

5/9/2025, 3:08:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd say shoved into China's arms. WTF did the Orange Shitgibbon think would happen with a 50% tariff?

5/9/2025, 2:15:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha, Dr Bunsen Honeydew. Nothing to see here! All is well!

5/9/2025, 2:09:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

But... these assholes keep telling us Americans don't want access to vaccines. Weird.

5/9/2025, 5:54:20 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Meh, they don't want things escalating into fights

5/9/2025, 5:00:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

The guy running this particular mutilation ring is Norwegian. And the story gets MUCH worse... www.bbc.com/news/uk-engl...

5/9/2025, 4:58:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh, the sane part too.

5/9/2025, 4:50:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Condolences

5/9/2025, 12:36:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Inside Man

4/9/2025, 11:39:00 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup, it's a Confederacy of Dunces but RFK could literally kill millions

4/9/2025, 8:03:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for linking to Powell's! It's an amazing Portland institution that's been struggling since the pandemic.

4/9/2025, 7:48:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Their "discontent" is about as impactful as thoughts & prayers

4/9/2025, 7:40:35 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry to hear that. Hopefully you get your groove back soon

4/9/2025, 7:09:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Dare to dream!

4/9/2025, 6:58:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 6:53:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup, once the fox is in charge of the henhouse, the only rule is: might makes right

4/9/2025, 6:51:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK has claimed there's no safe vaccine AND that he's never claimed there's no safe vaccine. ๐Ÿ’‰

4/9/2025, 6:45:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

The new Covid vaccine was recently FDA approved & has started shipping. You should still be able to get last year's shot without an Rx but there's a new variant going around, so I'd wait for the new one.

4/9/2025, 6:40:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Some things have to be believed to be seen

4/9/2025, 6:33:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

A very powerful letter is currently under consideration

4/9/2025, 6:27:28 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

NO. THERE. ISN'T.

4/9/2025, 6:24:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks! Smacking down dumb asses like you fuels my fire ๐Ÿ˜

4/9/2025, 6:22:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, go drink some raw milk with the rest of the Stepford wives

4/9/2025, 6:19:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 6:07:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Alito argued that we have to judge "cruel & unusual punishment" by 18th century standards. Just utterly bizarre thinking

4/9/2025, 5:39:41 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, this asshole fired all the experts

4/9/2025, 5:34:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 4:46:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Z00keeper (@z00keeper.bsky.social) reply parent

The pro-life party really fucking hates mothers & kids

4/9/2025, 3:44:12 PM | 71 4 | View on Bluesky | view