Yes. Liar.
Let's try to leave GAIA better than how we found her. Not that she needs our help. We just don't want her to do to us what she did to the dinosaurs.
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Yes. Liar.
New school year, same Durbs.
Trump has been the meatshield for the cowards hiding behind him, but like any meatshield, Trump can't take the pounding anymore, so the cowards will either have to show their faces and grow a pair, or crawl back into the shadows for another generation because we don't take no shit from nobody!
Evidence please. [citation required]
Beef prices have hit record highs this Labor Day Weekend β in part thanks to Trump's tariffs. Remember when Trump said he would bring down the cost of groceries? https://youtu.be/9EXi6xyOXSk?feature=shared
Puppy!
A Message to Donald Judas Trump....
You use a hammer. I use the heel of my boot. The nail still made it in. No harm no foul.
I love close captioning.....
September is officially the start of the Halloween season. I don't make the rules, but if I did I'd still make it official. BYE SUMMER! ππ»
She needs the humans up and alert to wake her when the aliens come. She can't sleep knowing her servants aren't defending her against the aliens. She assumes her peoples know the drill. Those aliens are waiting for all be asleep at the same time so they can POUNCE! Stay vigilant against the aliens!
I can tell itβs going to be a good day. I just flipped off a cybertruck.
Ditto.
"CJ Craig can swat at suicide bombers with her purse." youtu.be/_n4GBEgE4nA?...
Anyone else find it weird that Trump (tho his health did appear to be failing a bit before..) started seriously showing signs of physical decay in health AFTER meeting with Putin in Alaska? Just me? β¦ok.
Trump is not dead. He feels happy. The rumors about his death are greatly exaggerated. He has been asking to eat people's brains but unfortunately nobody in The Oval has any. They're fresh out of brains, but he's still happy. He doesn't want to go on the cart. Donnie would like to go for a walk tho.
"Every September they would fill the public pool with fish." - Jim Gaffigan youtube.com/shorts/x_-YU...
But... what if I went up to Donald Trump and said, "I want a Green Lantern ring! I saw it in a book! If I kiss your ass Mister Donald Trump nice guy you are will you make me a Green Lantern Ring now? Please!" *Zach gets tazed* The Insanity of Faith - Patton Oswalt youtu.be/6AjyopaiKqM?...
Kitty! youtube.com/shorts/LZQNY...
Natural Stupidity is much more abundant than artificial intelligence. youtube.com/shorts/C5EgY...
There are forces that are slinging fear and lies like pasta on a buffet table. Why? Cuz hate and fear $ell$ !!! MAGAts eat it up! NOM NOM NOM! THERE'S GOLD IN THEM THERE HILL$ !!! youtube.com/shorts/Kh3ea...
#Trump #MontyPython
And the colored girls go, "What the hell is Suzanne Vega doing in our jam?" Suzanne Vega shrugs. Lou Reed, "Relax ladies. She's hip." Elvis Presley: What the hell am I doing in this tweet?" Michael Jackson: "Don't look at me. I'm waiting for October." youtu.be/1AA2tq6u7T0?...
There are folks in front of us in this line and behind us but if anyone allows Harris, Biden, or Obama to cut ahead I WILL RAISE HOLY KAREN HELL! π ...I NEED TO PEE!
I will shrug. Then I will get on with what's left of my life. I may die choking on a fried PB&J w banana but I'll have dumb smile on my stupid face.
I wish a reporter would walk up to Donald Trump and ask him, "are you feeling better? you feel happy? do you wanna go on the cart?"
Donnie: "I think I'll go for a walk!" Gavin: "You're not fooling anyone!" BRING OUT YOUR DEAD! #Trump
Trump is like King Midas. π€΄ Everything he touches turns into false gold. This past week? SILENCE IS GOLDEN.
Difference between a husky and border collie... ππ π€£ #dog #dogday #bluesky
Kamala Harris would not be secretly trying to deport innocent children to Guatemala if she was our president instead right now.
Most of bluesky yesterday morning... π€£ππ€£π
#writers #authors #authorslife #writercommunity #selfpublishing
"We've been told Prosperity trickles down, but it hasn't." We can do better. youtu.be/Vcqc_Oc3thc?...
"They didn't hire REAL dead people for this!" #Trump www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-OO...
#Trump "Did they say Bring Our Your Dead!?" youtu.be/O-OO-suNsIA?...
"NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE." lie. "DC IS A CRIME FREE ZONE." lie. Everything Trump says is a lie. Even his presumed death is a farce. This guy can't even die honestly. youtu.be/SuFScoO4tb0?...
Just do it.
Ronald Reagan: Trickle Down. Kamala Harris: Trickle Up. Donald Trump: Trickle MEEEEE!! JUST ME! ALL ME!!! youtu.be/ib3kPzIhMoE?...
I WAS HERE BEFORE THEY WERE! NO CUTTING IN LINE! I been waiting to pee on Donnie's grave since before The Apprentice!
I have been standing in this line for decades. It didn't start in Canada. That's where the point to get in line is now. Long wait time for y'all. Probably a sign there that says. Even I got people in front of me. Gonna be a lot of pee at this funeral. π³
"The easiest way to be at the top of your field is to pick a very small field." -Simone Giertz wishes to encourage you to make useless things, because she would like the company in her small field. youtu.be/c0bsKc4tiuY?...
Yall ever watch buddy cop movies? Gavin Newsom is "the good cop." Trump is "the bad cop." π You're the guy they're booking.
#immunity
Here's what happens when gamers die. youtube.com/shorts/Pf_lI...
About to go get me a cuppa right now. Good morning.
The hate and fear of what we currently call MAGAts was there long before Trump and it will still permeate after he is gone. "The Great Awakening" is hundreds of years old. MAGA is just it's most recent reincarnation. Maybe the bugs will crawl away when Trump is gone, but they will hide in the walls.
Republicans: βStop making everything about race.β Me: You go first, "Republicans." Stop being racist. Don't start nothing? Won't be nothing. Lying about history won't magically make this go away.
Favorite Beatles song that isn't a Beatles song. GO!
I just woke up. Did y'all Make America Great Again yet? No? Then I'm going back to sleep. Wake me when September is over.
I have owned firearms for more than 65 years and I will give them up if you all do too. Deal?
What would anyone have against the Beach Boys Christmas Album? I suggest folk bookmark this for December. Or listen to it now! Whee! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
I hope others are right and I am wrong. Once Trump is "disappeared" everyone believes things will magically go back to normalcy. I don't accept it. What's evident is that he's done far more damage than we even can see now, and the people supporting him will continue to follow the charade.
Everything is lies with Trump. He wants people to believe his lies. He's creator of "REAL" existence. You are not to accept science and reason. You must obey his pathetic tantrums and absurd unverifiable claims or YHEW SHAWLL SUFFAAHHH!!!
Time is subjective. Especially to people not smart enough to know how to tell time.
SPOILERS: Dylan says this tomato soup cake tastes kinda like chocolate. youtu.be/eWyDYL5U1gU?...
Trump is dying, and he's taking US down with him.
This gives me π good vibes. He clearly put passion into this performance. Labor of love. Billy Joel's cover of Paul McCartney's "Maybe I'm Amazed." youtu.be/8nJZwRIy8G8?...
The original Stan Lee version of FF is a dysfunctional family dynamic. I like the inner conflicts but modern generations probably wouldn't appreciate it.
"Wish I had a crowd like this every time I had breakfast." SPOILERS: Katina is the first woman to take down this "Big Daddy" food challenge. youtu.be/4IesbLVvqnM?...
Better than obsequious purple and clarovoyant? This is an obscure Steve Martin reference.
..oh!
Did they get them right, tho? They look the part, but how far removed from the source material are the characters and story?
So Taylor should try Craigslist? I don't understand why she's having any trouble getting her pick of the litter.
When I win the lottery I'll put that on my list of things to buy.
Fawlty Towers is fun. Not The Nine is ok.
The Hollywood walk of fame. They gave Trump a star. For what? His crappy cameo in Home Alone 2 I guess.
If i found myself in the same room with Trump I would immediately leave the room. It's bad enough to know I'm trapped on the same planet with this guy. WE ARE SHARING THE SAME ATMOSPHERE WITH A KNOWN PEDOPHILE!
Taylor Tomlinson mentions in this video that she's still alone-- STILL! How long ago was this recorded? Not that I'm offering myself! Heaven forbid! I admire her from a safe distance. β€οΈ She should have a line of men & women begging to marry her. youtube.com/shorts/7UjkD...
Puppy! youtube.com/shorts/AhBb2...
Good night π andβ¦.
98% of those representing us in the LEGISLATIVE branch of government receive funding from the Israeli lobby. Yes. A staggering 523/535 of the combined US Reps & Senators of the PEOPLE are funded to support ISRAELβs agenda. How is that a democracy?? This shit has BEEN dead.
"Of course nothing can survive in Death Valley! That's why they call it DEATH Valley!" #LewisBlack has a other aneurysm! youtube.com/shorts/lRhGO...
Oh he'd never nuke CA. He has that star on the sidewalk.
Funny Vibes vs Medicinal Vibes youtube.com/shorts/O958e...
Are Star Wars and Star Trek the same? No. Here's a couple ways they are different. youtube.com/shorts/WxDmB...
I do understand there is a difference between its and it's but sometimes the spell checker gets it wrong when I get it right. So don't blame me.
I've tried being gay before but then I looked down there and he was just reading a newspaper. Then he looked up at me with his good eye and said, "when you bring Janeane Garofalo down here we can talk. Until then you're on your own, kid."
Depending on where the medieval/renaissance/fantasy faire is located, ALL costumes should come with a cape.
I hope I'm wrong too, but history indicates hate and fear existed before "MAGA" and it will continue to find its place so long as the willfully ignorant refuse to learn that prejudice is wrong even when it's popular.
Monty Python w/o a second thought. MPFC consistently makes me laugh. Benny Hill makes me cringe. He commits The Cardinal Sin of NOT making me laugh. I also hate how he berates and insults women in particular. MPFC doesn't use women enough, but when they do, it's borderline respectable.
I don't care about the politics behind it. I know what I like. This is art. =P
Born in Texas. We like to imagine that counts as it's own country.
A Watchful Eye 