I don't get paid unless she's filmed and shared online for others on her planet to enjoy
Just here being one of life's bittersweet morsels 🏳️🌈 PHX 🐦🔥 https://www.amazon.com/registries/gl/guest-view/2BRJZ7DE5O5O3?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_ggr-subnav-share_1G03MDBXA2J0GJHRT9FX Everything I say is limited edition. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I don't get paid unless she's filmed and shared online for others on her planet to enjoy
An Eevee on her throne
And it wants you, baby boy 😘😘
Eating a whole box of Reese's Oreos while watching Tabatha's Salon Takeover? More likely than you think.
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Hello 👋
Mama bsky straight up posting thoughts and prayers for a bag of garbage who asked for it but silent for all the recent innocent victims. I'm starting to feel the exact way I did when I just up and quit other socials. I am not blind to the flags slowly turning red and don't sit by to watch it.
My reply guy duties have been completed for today. I should probably start work (like a commoner)
I've said it a million times before and I'll say it a million times more I'd devour you 🤤
I wish they'd put the profile pics in the notifications 😢
He jiggles his belly while he cooks? Is that what he was mainly known for? 😂 I have been living life all wrong 😂
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I guess I've always been pretty good at never noticing any influencers for the most part but I do tend to assume they're awful people. Of course, I wouldn't assume that if I were an influencer 😜
My humps, my humps
iLust
Happy birthday, delicious 🤤🎂😚
*rolls eyes in Horny*
I don't know who it is but I love him (for right now)
😂 Also, if my male psychiatrist wasn't incredibly obsessed with me by now then it's best I find someone else. I don't need that kind of resistant behavior in my life.
Is that supposed to be Santa's bag? I feel like there's a joke in here somewhere but I'm tired
Joke's on them, I'll just use every communication I have of theirs over all these years and create artificial versions of them. Ones that will agree and reaffirm everything I say and are available on weekends!
My psychologist of many years just left to start their own practice, not covered by my insurance and I got an email saying my psychiatrist is also leaving. I guess that means I'm cured now.
An unexpected highlight to my day 😚
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The fact my baby keeps being told it's fat now is just rude
Even when I smoked, I'd always be conscious of making sure I wasn't where smoke would blow at others even if I had to walk far far away. I smoked for 20 years and even I didn't like smelling or walking into smoke
This is so wonderful
😂 😂 😂 I miss him so much. He was so freaking brilliant.
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May the powers of the universe give me strength to overlook such a massive plot hole in the first 10 minutes of Weapons (2025) because I really hate that my brain ruins all movies for me 🙏
I like to imagine you'll allow me the opportunity to feel you up, at least once, if we're ever in the same physical location.
It's all "Fuck A.I." until Apple Intelligence becomes a little less useless
At least the Catholic Church had the decency to not make their biggest pedophile The Pope
It's because I pet and gently brush it while you sleep. IT'S NOT CREEPY. YOU'RE CREEPY.
Happy birthday! 🥳🎂 😘
Everyone in power benefits from that shit. It's all a damn joke when they grandstand and yell and point fingers to "condemn" atrocities. No action. How hard is it to believe in basic human rights and doing the right thing even if it costs money? Humanity is such a plague.
It's the worst. My brain just goes blank. My therapist says it's because I struggle with accepting my worthiness. Then she'll point out a ton of stuff and I'm like "oh yeah!" and the moment the session is over I revert back to where I was.
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Trump is just mini Putin, mini Hitler, and mini Netanyahu in a trench coat.
Is #TummyTuesday still a thing? Does it come with rubs after half a dozen donuts? You're bringing the donuts right?
Okay but what about the remaining six days of the coming week?
Either. Both are perfect 🥰
This one's free but if you see it again you owe me a kiss
Because it would surely be a huge pay cut for a while plus the cost of a good cosmetology program
If I were to change careers and go into hair and color, you would all agree to become my clients so I can make a living, right?
The crush is mutual, I assure you
I am not feeling very well, bsky boyfs 🤒
I hope at some point we have an era of casual, acoustic Mariah. If you've ever heard Help Me Make It (Through the Night) that's what I'd love. Maybe with a mix reimagined hits, and past deep cuts. Give her some jeans and a white T-shirt and sneakers.
I'd guess a combination of focusing on demanding vocals (or syncing with vocals), clothing restrictions (corsets, heels, heavy beaded gowns), and age. Not ever being a dancer, I don't think she can reliably control breathing while singing if she's moving a lot.
I love The Paper 🥺 I love them all so much and I'm so glad they didn't ruin The Office legacy.
Magic 🎱, should I stay in bed today?
NEED
You're doing the lordt's work because I had forgotten it and now I must watch
I'll prove it. Come here.
They're delicious. Delicious, I say.
If I had one of the gay apps, I'd make this my profile pic to attract the right type of guy
I get you
The original was fantastic. Goddess Heather Locklear in her prime. The revival was meh but I'd take any Melrose Place I can get.
Ugh if I had someone to stay with Eevee I'd 100% go. I can work from anywhere
Hi it's me wearing my Sunday best in a Walmart. I'm trash to some but treasure to others (maybe).
Mimikyu is in your spot
Cute place, cute human, cute feline. Winning!
It's dark in here and I really wish I had a personal foot moisturizer person here
Alex Edelman is on The Paper 😍😍😍
Is Junior. . . family family 🫳
It's more that I don't like that I like them but however it touched your soul and your hole is the truth for you!
#RentFree
She's always looked the same age. I bet she looked the same the day she was born 😂
I have the most random urge to cut and color my hair myself. I've bleached and colored countless times but never attempted to give myself a full haircut.
The incomparable Carol Kane 🫶 in Tales from the Darkside s01e14 "Snip, Snip" original airdate Feb 10, 1985
Love that haircut. Adds to the existing cuteness!
I've played Hollow Night: Silkwood in the shower so many times. Even beat it on occasion.
😂😂😂 If I liked Pumpkin Spice you might have got me! Waiting for their stinging peppermint version for xmas
I have NEVER been more DISGUSTED
The jobs report is only bad bc it doesn’t factor in all the openings there are about to be at the Bureau of Labor Statistics
Hi howdy hey it's us at 4 of the mornin' being snuggly. Eevee is preventing me from getting coffee but I love her anyway. #Caturday
The woke judge feared my power and made me promise not to read people's cards anymore 🔮 🎴. I have a gift and will not be stopped! If you want your cards read, post pics of your bank/credit cards, front and back, and give me 24 hours to reply with your fate.
Oh man now I wanna go get Arby's
forgot to invite me over 😞
I made it through. There were many times I didn't think I could but you all sent me your thoughts and prayers. I thank you for each and every one. Now I can say I've seen Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
Basically like camping 😭
There are actually two kinds of homonyms: homophones and homographs. Homonym = same name Homophone = same sound [to/too/two] Homograph = written the same [tear (rip) / tear (boohoo)]
I even make a conscious effort to be more careful. Doesn't matter.
I thought this was Walter Mercado in video game form lol
#Foundation Holy crap!
If I had one wish, since I know peace on Earth isn't possible, it'd be to have at least one Valentina hot sauce bottle where the cap hinge doesn't break.
In case of horny, post ass
Honestly have no clue how I survive. Muscle memory, I assume 😆
I can't even remember to set reminders. Sometimes I sit here and think "all I have to do is say 'Hey Google remind me to ...'" and then think how it's too much effort to speak so I just keep existing without it.
Haha true but so many reminder apps can be set for time and date, not many can be set by location. It truly adds next level powers. Now with these advanced assistants there might be more of it but this has been around forever and such a simple app
I don't know when I'll go to the auto shop but I know when it happens I'll get the reminder
