Gonna go to a brunch spot where they have made the extremely horny choice to refer to adding an egg to a sandwich as making it "pregnant"
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Gonna go to a brunch spot where they have made the extremely horny choice to refer to adding an egg to a sandwich as making it "pregnant"
OpenAI and Microsoft decided together a while ago that Gen AI would be achieved 'when it made $100bn in profit'. If OpenAI creates $100bn+ in losses does that mean they bimbofied Gen AI?
They'll make the air polluted, then mandate HEPA filters in new cars, so people who drive don't get black lung like pedestrians and cyclists.
Trump is rescinding road safety grants all over the country, in blue states and red ones. The reason: those projects are "hostile" to cars. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Now I'm getting conflicting reports about whether the Rapture will be on Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday, and, look, I know that TECHNICALLY no man knows the hour of His coming and all, but if we could actually pin this down on the schedule it'll help me plan the rest of my week, thanks
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
It's just wash trading, getting headlines to pump up their stock valuations
Whelp, guess we can start the countdown for when SCOTUS will rule that dispute resolution clauses in contracts of adhesion that require waiving the right to have a human settle disputes are not per se unconscionable.
"a dentist's duty to a "real" tooth might be viewed differently than a duty to a "perceived" tooth" 🦷 💭
When a typo in your Google search leads to new and exciting philosophical positions
so the Economist article isn't attributed an author. but someone in the replies of this 🧵 tipped me off that it was Jəsse Singal. & it turns out that it was, which in retrospect isn't surprising (as he's one of the ppl who would never answer this question):
...knowing Jəsse's the author (& that gender-affirming care practitioners are well aware of his biases & tactics) utterly changes the meaning of the last paragraph. without attribution, it makes it sound like the authors are suspiciously dodging the question. in actuality they know he's a bad actor!
That's why cis people hate drag so much. It reminds them that gender is a performance, not an immutable biological fact.
One of the most pernicious cissexual myths is that **trans ppl** are obsessed w gender when the average cis woman would never think of wearing a bow tie and the average cis man gets angry if he has to drink out of a coffee cup w too many dainty flowers glazed on it.
Biden "didn't have the balls" because he's a Republican, just one wearing a blue tie.
Sex criminal solidarity.
argentina will get more support from the united states government so they can continue their libertarian collapse than americans will get during a recession lol
Imagine having the change to run against this but your bourgeoisie ideals about bipartisanship and decorum convince you Nazis ain't so bad.
People get upset when you say that Democrats don't want to win, but it's hard to explain this any other way. They had a member of Trump's team, a month before the election, taking pay for play and just... sat on it.
Cops gonna cop.
I think the author is playing "I don't want to 'commit suicide'."
Reading the article you’d never know that the gun range in question is operated by the Katy Police Dept.
Blöthar the Berserker, armed with a mighty battle axe, impenetrable shield, the udders which are the main natural defense mechanism of his species, has gone too far
no disrespect to the wisconsin wreck hunter community but it's very funny to me that this supposed famously elusive ship wreck was found exactly where the eyewitness report said it would be in the newspaper but nobody had bothered to check there
look i actually agree with the president about Tylenol which is why when i become president we are making Dilaudid available OTC
Tucker Carlson tells a story that appears to blame Jews for killing Jesus (they didn’t) and also killing Charlie Kirk.
Me when I tell my friends about some absolutely buck fucking wild shit about how some guy decided to seek blood vengeance on 12 year olds because of their disagreements over a cartoon about ponies
was heartbroken to learn the other day that in the theatrically released version of the minecraft movie where the vfx were actually finished they moved jack black higher up higher on jason mamoa's torso during that one bit in the flying scene so it looks less like a blowjob
Where are people supposed to get vaccines when RFK bans them?
me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
I think both are correct but would add (3), they have a glass jaw and are allergic to being put in a position where the enemy can punch back and (4) American society as a whole has rejected the notion that the more difficult choice can be the morally correct or lawful one.
I get why people respond to the “legal arguments” for the unitary executive. But since the real theory is obviously “a president I agree with should be above the law, a president I disagree with is even more restricted than the law says,” the “legal” discussion takes place inside a surreal fiction.
Monster Researcher Eclair studies Censor Sprites!
It was originally about George HW Bush.
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky
Spicymancer had a comic about censor sprites, but it was on Twitter. I can't find it here.
Also, a version with a more detailed background that I maybe got too carried away with hehe
Nailed it.
Blaise Pascal made the same bet! Look it up!
Your Party splitting before it's even actually formed or named may be some kind of record even for a leftist party.
How Samus uses the psychic powers she gets in Metroid Prime 4
me: *accidentally drops keyboard* Windows 11: You are now in Screaming Skeleton mode. Every 5 seconds a skeleton will scream at you and replace all text on screen with excerpts of the official novelization of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius (2001). To turn this off please allow Bing AI to access your nudes
If you told me to write a metaphor for the pretentious performativity of the burdens white Christian men pretend to have I couldn’t have come up with putting wheels on a cross man
Bearing your cross is a lot easier with wheels.
Strange, the bully is kicking my ass even though I've been telling everyone how much I respect him. Maybe he hasn't heard
Someone--it wasn't me, dammit--called it a circle Kirk.
mass psychosis
The Kabbalistic Tree of Baking Whereby divine Volume emanates to the lower vessels & is differentiated into units
In case you're wondering how it's going, I was just told that taking off for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur is discriminating against Christian opposing counsel.
if you are in a professional or personal situation where you cannot fully divest yourself from something being rightly boycotted, you've got an easy out: shut the fuck up. no one asked. you're free. i'm not your priest.
"In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits." www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
No one could’ve seen this coming
no charlie kirk joke i make will be as funny or insensitive as this
The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.
wait so youre telling me marx talking about the "bürgerlich" doesn't in fact mean a class of necromancers that summon and proliferate burgers around the world as forms of dead labour made into undead commodity objects of servitude? what the hell
That's what people my age were taught as kids. And then most of the people who taught us that then turn around and post their entire lives on Facebook and get suckered into AI scams.
you read what I wrote and are quite reasonably going “hrm no that can’t be right” but
had to read the article to understand wtf was going on here which is that Meta is literally feeding Instagram pictures parents took of their teenage daughters to middle aged men as ads for Threads
Ended up adding some simple diagrams to this for you to interpret! Magic crystals are slotted into heart shaped cradles inside the doll's body to give them a steady supply of magical energy. Dolls run the magical energy along strings connected from the heart to their limbs to move their body.
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Do you think these pigs flew? abcnews.go.com/US/3-killed-...
Wow! Shocking!! Someone who just three years ago abandoned his progressive colleagues and voted for more police funding. bsky.app/profile/mona...
This is why it's important for you to remove source identifiers from links!!
I looked at the thread, and he (I guarantee it's a "he") is one of these people.
Okay, you aren't the lunch room dude. 13 year olds can't work in offices.
For the same reason that progressives are both too small a constituency for Democrats to campaign towards, and entirely to blame for Kamala not getting enough votes to beat Trump.
Speaking of things making themselves irrelevant and shrinking their audience, how are things at the Washington Post?
Two thousand views in ten hours
Disney has lost nearly $4 Billion in three days from combined stock price collapse and cancelled subscriptions.
sick of living in the Stupid Bitch Extended Multiverse
I saw this circulating on twitter, I thought it was a joke but it’s real
This isn't even close to being the most unhinged thing in the Daily Mail today
Welcome to nonce island, where our ex Prime Minister is sharing his concerns about children not being drunk and horny enough.
This guy just walked around the Charlie Kirk vigil in Boston, yelling Kirk quotes through a bullhorn
Its a shame that CK supporters had to be subjected to CK quotes at a vigil for CK. To hear such hateful rhetoric while trying to come together to worship a guy who espouses such hateful rhetoric is just an attempt to “prove me wrong”, and who would support those kind of tactics?
PPP is giving money to people who have money. COVID relief gave money to people who didn't have money. If you view wealth as a measure of goodness, then of course the latter would be more upsetting.
A simple explanation on why everything is so terrible right now. Obama rescued banks over people and we're still suffering the consequences
If you can't handle me at my wet, angry Umbreon, you don't deserve me at my soft, poofy Umbreon. #Pokemon #fanart #comic #umbreon #pokemon-amie
My endless jumper game featuring my oc Dubtap, #HigherWire, is out now!! With both downloadable and browser versions :3 Big thanks to my playtesters! Hope y'all enjoy it!! <3 tattersthebat.itch.io/higher-wire
This is one of the stupidest charts I’ve ever seen. Allow me to explain why! www.pbump.net/o/elon-musk-...
this exists it is called thinking
"When are you releasing the Epstein Files?" Rep. Tim Burchett, "Entities were planted millennia ago by UFOs and are coming from 5-6 deep water sites on Earth"
Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan
the history will continue until morale improves
"I had the company continue making stuff that works" doesn't get you massive bonuses from the board of directors.
Patrick De Klotz 
