Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
no worries mate. Funny as hell
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no worries mate. Funny as hell
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Look whatever excuse you need for your goon materials is alright by me
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Iceland doesnt make pizza. And shouldnt. Thats like..oh I dunno...Japanese Hotdogs? Russian Sushi?
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
Chalk. We arrest people for chalk. Look, my international friends - this isnt the place to visit. We have some issues to work out here. Go spend your tourist money somewhere else. We will get things sorted out. Then you can come back after we have cleaned up. Okay?
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
So #TTRPG are there horny gods in your panteon? Or "too cringe and weird, lets get back to muderhoboing"?
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
#maliciouscompliance #corpoTantrum
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was looking and applying not long ago, I encountered Netflix doing this. I applied anyhow. Why not? I was shipping dozens of applications a day as it was. Ironically Netflix included a desired salary question. Well hell yes I want that top end 900k/yr. I never got a response, of course.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
This is becoming more common. and its a tantrum. Netflix really went for it. In states where the salary range has to be posted, a ridiculous unrealistic range will be posted. Just out of malicious compliance. Gotta ask yourself, Is this who you want to work for?
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
I very much enjoyed the petty response I sent "I am sorry but I have filled a position with another, more responsive company. Best of luck in your search!"
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
That tracks. Then wait until you do finally get a response months later after youve started a new job. 10 months was my record. and it was an invitation to instead apply for a different position all breathless and excited....
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
I did look around and supposedly the name was inspired by "The Salish Sea". Ok so a mistake can be made. But... it aint like a persons name can't be changed...
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
For context - Salish is the name os a first nations tribe in the Pacific Northwest. Clearly this family is as white as hotel towels. Now I can't and shouldn't speak for any first nations folk. But it seems to me to be in very poor taste.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
Ok so preface - I often let dumb shows from Tubi play in the background while I work. Tubi does a netflix and wont let you curate your own interests so Im forced to see a lot of "kid shows" promoted in the feed. *gag* This showed up and I thought "what the ACTUAL FUCK?"
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Ive been to Istanbul. Look QR codes are a perfect vector for information hijacking. I wont do it. can't give me a physical menu? well then I am sure I will find a competitor who will.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
That was me. That was a bag of Jefferson silver place settings I was liberating for the people before they got gold plated by the current tenant
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
Mamie be playing 4d chess over there while peeping out her curtains
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I thought we were going to common terms with "Irish" in them. But it seems thereis a short film called "An Irish Goodbye"
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Irish Exit
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
Nothing to add, really. I'm glad they do this job. I'm sad that they need to.
🎬 ScreenMedia 🎞 (@screenmedia.bsky.social) reposted
“OUR MAN FLINT” (1966) dir. Daniel Mann James Coburn, Lee J. Cobb, Gila Golan, Edward Mulhare 🎬 20th Century-Fox
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Make me.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Any excuse for a long trip!
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Mileage wise - theres just no real way around it when you have miles to make and a wind in your teeth. My 2000 harley has a 103" 120 HP.motor and a carb. busting open that throttle make it real thirsty. and the tank is shocklingly small for such a big bike. So find the speed. Highest gear. chug chug
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
You can do sheepskins, air hawk bladder, beaded seat cover. But nothing beats having a custom seat made just for your unique ass. You will probably find some real good, inexpensive makers in the eastern block countries - poland, the slavias, etc.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Theres no getting away from tired and sore on a long run. drop a couple aleve in the morning. drop a couple more at night. It helps. Also stock seats are abysmal. made for style and fitting "the greatest number of people" - eaning no one is comfortable
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
The comic is well worth it. The vile characters are worse than portrayed in the movie. the dialogue is more involved.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
I will gleefully dine on this deep fondue of cheese.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
Hell yesss. Like the Pirate Art of Schoonover. Vivid. action. there are stories there.
SAM (@samierens.bsky.social) reposted
I’m with Charlotte’s Web on this one!!! That’s one great pig! Fuck ICE 🧊!!
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
With the addendum that it is a *graded* book report
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
I approve of this rule
TizzyEnt (@tizzyent.bsky.social) reposted
Families over billionaires always.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Alright you two need to ugly it down some so the rest of us have a chace.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Benelli and Moto Morin have made small cap v-twins for a long time. 500CC and under. Nifty little things. Not suited to properly dimensioned adults like me.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Not being able to step backwards without carefully checking my six “I always feel like somebody’s watching meeeee!”
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Man I just love these knuckleheads
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
Hmm. code up an agent app that searches out these "piss on his grave posts" and then relentlessly reposts them mentioning him by account on truth and twitter. creating new accounts faster than they can be blocked. a constant stream of ill will.
Jon Schwartz (@jonschwartz.bsky.social) reposted
Not the ONLY reason why. But yeah, a reason why. :D #dnd #romance #ttrpg
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
I hate buzzfeed - but this is excellent. What makes it excellent is how Daniel articulates an experience that I cannot have in a way that I can understand. And cares enough to do so.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
"Crying" is that our euphemism now?
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
THis administration and legislative branch has the least popularity with We The People in....EVER. And a platfomr/plan is handed to the Dems: Undo everything. Do Project 2025 in Opposite day. Thats it. the whole platform: Revert Prosecute Unify on that and its in the bag.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
The socials are wish manifesting Trump kicking the bucket. THere's been no confirmation beyond such projection. But it does give me cause to think: Democrats have been handed a goodie laden platter. and if they cant stop playing with foot guns, they will waste it....again
Nikolaj Bill (@nikolajbill.bsky.social) reposted
Guys nothing happened. However, CEOs are still trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while planning on replacing you with a robot and charge you for the robot’s rent Unions know better. Happy Labor Day Weekend.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
"Where's my tip?" "Its buried in the ticketmaster type fees, bro"
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
That feeling when you go looking for the package that was delivered and then realize that it was accidentally sent to your ex-girlfriends house because her address was still on the acocunt and you didnt notice...
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
SOCIALISM!
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Im gonna say it. Total nerd crush. Smart and capable is hawt.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
I guess its just me that thinks it is backwards that a company "allows" a union. The union is formed, the workers organize...and you get fuck all to say about it, CEO
Judd Karlman (he/him) (@juddthelibrarian.bsky.social) reposted
#ClassicTravellerRPG #ClassicTraveller
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
"Bonfire"
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Furniture, appliances, electric standing desks, monitors. all with only a year or two use on them.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
I may have mentioned that the last company I worked for was swallowed by a larger fish. Today I was told that our freshly remodeled second floor offices are being emptied. But instead od selling or donating all the stuff, Big Corp is sending it all to the dump.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Moms has the combined burden of a stew of her own family expectations, immigrant poverty, and European WW2 experience fueling her projection - So I dont entirely blame her.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Dallas you are a cutie and all that bad stuff is over now. But I gotta know: do you still like cheeseballs?
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
I was one of those feral latchkey kids us olds like to blather on about. But as far as my mom was concerned, if it wasn’t getting me a career, it was contemptible. “Mom I’m 13!” Didn’t matter
The Needling (@theneedling.com) reposted
ICE Arrests Firefighters Caught Attempting to Murder Wildfire: tinyurl.com/255zs4c5
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
I like how this is supposed to be a "new" thing. as if no one had ever frequented a University Adjacent coffee shop in the last 40 years. *side eyes 40 something dude with the conspicuously displayed Carlos Castaneda novel*
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
Oh. Goodie.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
How I have lived my life: "If you cant be good in bed, be funny"
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
Series episode where woman in her 30s stand up bangs a married dude in the foyer. Woman: "That shouldnt have happened" Me at the screen: "But it diiiid! you both adults. Own your inner hussy! dont give me that 'oopsie' shit! OWN IT"
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
fortunately I was out of high school by then and my (and other) parents talking shit about TTRPGs could just fuck right off about it.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
gotcha. more like shorter entries of various cities, I'd guess. "Cincinnati be like, San Diego be like, Seattle be like..." Like how Shadowrun featured Seattle.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
WIthout context I think its kinda hard to limit to 5-6 key areas. It can span tacoma, everett, bellevue. you got 3-4 unique ones just going from downtown seattle south into SoDo, georgetown and southpark.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Consider just how far the collaborators had to go to get to these guys. miles of forest service road into a fire area thats 19% contained. And my bet is that if these fucks had gotten it wrong, got hemmed in by the fire; the fire fighters and workers would have moved mountains to rescue them.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Yaaas! That husky voice. world weary humor contrasted by deep care. Flawed in her own way. She is a great, whole, character. yes I will fan boy.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
I waiting for the tolkien themed version "Cracker Barrel Rider"
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
The actual fuck? upland firefighting is probably the most physically demanding job with intense danger and for low pay. I have nothing but admiration and respect for anyone from anywhere who does that. Proof of collaboraton exists in that none of these "agents" said "Hold up..."
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr Smith Goes to Washington
The Needling (@theneedling.com) reposted
Flocks of White Women Seen Flying North As Pumpkin Spice Season Begins: tinyurl.com/3th2uc7k
TizzyEnt (@tizzyent.bsky.social) reposted
2 deceased 17 injured in a Catholic school after 23 year old opens fire.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember what happens to collaborators.
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social)
The great JC covering the Clash. In a deep fit of relevancy. The money feels good And your life you like it well But surely your time will come As in heaven, as in hell youtu.be/rt10xjeIKlY?...
Samsquanch (@zerhackermann.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey this is for dogs. thats a seal.