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Way older than 18 He/Him White Communist Would probably fight to the death for you without liking you very much. Local Food Shelf Amazon Wish List: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/33006IR7PKHGZ

created August 31, 2023

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Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Giving him one last big shot of uppers and hoping he doesn't shit himself is a strategy of a sort. Kinda surprised they went live instead of just trying to keep him stable enough to get a take.

2/9/2025, 6:48:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

Kinda thinking they've got him zooted on uppers and are trying to get a good take out of him.

2/9/2025, 6:45:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that thing still going on? They ever find out where that one guy buried his wife?

2/9/2025, 6:43:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

ACAB includes and always had included the mods.

2/9/2025, 6:42:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Moving Space Force to Alabama

2/9/2025, 6:39:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

"A one week voucher for a shitty hotel and you destroy all my stuff? What a deal!"

2/9/2025, 6:26:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

You'd have to be an absolute dunce to assume anything you say to the computer is secure.

2/9/2025, 6:24:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to click through to find out why but I realized that I don't care about Space Force.

2/9/2025, 6:21:13 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish I could just be a dope with a head full of pudding. Seems like it's easier than knowing things.

2/9/2025, 6:19:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Not gonna say I was radicalized by FFT, but I played the hell out of it.

2/9/2025, 4:59:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

For almost everyone the best advice is to avoid the cops and never interact with them. Warn your neighbors when they're around. If they arrest you say nothing until you have a lawyer.

2/9/2025, 4:56:40 PM | 37 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

Monkeypox is spread by skin-to-skin contact for those wondering in the cheap seats. If we hold hands and I have monkeypox, you can get it. I thought the media reaction to it was overblown, but that wasn't the CDC's fault.

2/9/2025, 4:49:04 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

We understand why he won it, the centrists rallied around Biden because they thought Bernie was suicide. Biden won the election for a lot of reasons that ultimately didn't have all that much to do with Biden. Still, his administration was fairly popular with the base until Gaza.

2/9/2025, 4:42:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

It's easy to block and idk why people don't. I started just blocking all of the Newsom posters and the site got much more tolerable.

2/9/2025, 4:36:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, it's easy. Some guy getting a little too aggravating? Just block. Save the irritation for things that matter.

2/9/2025, 4:34:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Almost didn't sign up for the Covid vaxx when the state sent me an alert because it came as a text on my phone. I remember thinking, "Damn, these scammers are getting clever!"

2/9/2025, 4:33:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Coming in pretty hot. I've always thought his ideas are centrist shading slightly center-left. You could argue he's further left than I think, but idk if I'd buy it.

2/9/2025, 4:28:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

I don't believe this guy because Mein Kampf is nobody's favorite read. Hitler's ideas are a mess of racist grievance and Rudolf Hess was a dogshit secretary. It's a turgid, boring slog and no one in their right mind would read it twice on a bet.

2/9/2025, 4:24:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the desperation is similar to the dot com bubble. A lot of these companies are going to have trouble showing value so everyone is either going in-house to work on new applications (Meta) or trying to sell sex bots before the boat leaves.

2/9/2025, 4:18:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Guy's the perfect example of how going transphobic rots your brain.

2/9/2025, 4:15:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

If you don't enjoy someone's posting, just block them. It's really rather easy. Could be a million Nazis on the site and I'd never know because I just block them. I don't care about reach or audience or whatever, I post to amuse myself.

2/9/2025, 4:13:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Right-wing attacks are usually pretty easy to disrupt because every third member is a cop or informing to the feds.

2/9/2025, 4:11:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Stencil gets an inordinate amount of energy because he posts constantly. He sometimes actually has a good idea, but since he's a centrist he tends to do that and then spend the rest of his time backing quickly away from it.

2/9/2025, 3:49:25 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Tbqh he'd spend the rest of his time trying to find a passage to hollow Earth

2/9/2025, 1:44:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

He was talented, funny, and good.

2/9/2025, 1:43:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

youtu.be/pGhwBFYtn1s?...

2/9/2025, 1:32:03 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol holy shit! Like, literally English is the closest and it's not even close.

2/9/2025, 1:28:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/P7GeisRaias?...

2/9/2025, 1:23:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Send them to hell. Unearned happy endings are boring.

2/9/2025, 12:52:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Look masculine to me. Idk what he's on about.

2/9/2025, 12:50:52 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

If you let me run the Democratic party they'd be vicious, energetic, and effective.

2/9/2025, 12:45:44 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol this is me with my sis when we were both in college

2/9/2025, 12:41:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

I've thought about moving to the Big Easy so many times...

2/9/2025, 12:39:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol you fucking shitheap!

2/9/2025, 12:34:41 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

A Heart-to-Heart with Matron Baenre about the Future of Menzoberranzan

2/9/2025, 12:32:01 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

It's ridiculous that your husband's erstaz pancreas costs anything, much less more than folks pay for Ozempic.

2/9/2025, 12:30:01 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Poison Gas: This Alchemist is Looking to Start a Renaissance

2/9/2025, 12:26:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Nadler's probably only 2nd to Schumer when it comes to senior Jewish politicians. He's literally been a force in NY politics since before most Americans were born.

2/9/2025, 12:25:22 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Kolbolds: An Overlooked Budget Gem

2/9/2025, 12:21:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website

Homer saying NOBODY RUINS THE WEBSITE BUT ME AND MAYBE THE BOY And then it’s the user base and Weird Al Yankovich and journalists and msnbc aunts
1/9/2025, 7:54:46 PM | 4974 595 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

Hrmmm... this guy might have the juice.

1/9/2025, 11:01:25 PM | 32 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Jens Foell (@jensfoell.de) reposted

RIP to a real one. I’ve always loved seeing him in anything, and even in minor roles, he carried movies like Green Mile on his shoulders

1/9/2025, 10:39:47 PM | 220 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah shit. I remember he did a comedy bit on the old Red Greene show where he played a film reviewer who demanded more explosions in every film. His review of Dances with Wolves was, "The Native fellah was great but I really wanted to see one of the buffalo explode like a hairy hand grenade!"

1/9/2025, 10:42:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, the 60's weren't great that way.

1/9/2025, 10:36:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm convinced the driver was drunk as a skunk.

1/9/2025, 10:34:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Drink your salsa like a real tough guy!

1/9/2025, 10:32:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like his driver slowed down because he was rubbernecking or because other drivers were and they got slammed into. Couldn't happen to a nicer fellah, hope he dies.

1/9/2025, 10:31:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Did your kids get to see Chloe the sloth?

1/9/2025, 10:23:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Bush 2 did a lot to get us to this point, but fundamentally he was a neolib norms-respecter so I doubt he'd have done as much openly illegal shit.

1/9/2025, 10:22:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Love those guys.

1/9/2025, 10:20:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Como's great. You have all the big animals that kids love, the Sparky show with the new shaded amphitheater, and it's small enough that even little kids won't get too hot and tired from walking around. I've been a sponsor of the orangutans for years.

1/9/2025, 10:13:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Minneapolis after the first snowfall is maddening.

1/9/2025, 10:10:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Magic should be mysterious and it's effect on the world shocking. People who actually understand it should be terrifying like Galadriel.

1/9/2025, 10:09:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad you got home. You go to Como?

1/9/2025, 10:07:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy must be drunk. No one is this inept naturally.

1/9/2025, 10:03:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

I liked that his moral side was humane to the point of being paralyzed by indecision because he realized the Enterprise was an awesomely powerful tool and anything he did with it might kill someone.

1/9/2025, 9:53:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oregon 🕎🎲 (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted

Here is the actual website btw icelist.is

1/9/2025, 9:39:22 PM | 17 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

This is a cardboard cut-out, Trump can't fool me.

1/9/2025, 9:35:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Just get everything out on the page. Even if you don't particularly like what you've written, you can go back and change it later. Biggest thing is to get it out then walk away and do something else for a while. Start revising when you come back.

1/9/2025, 9:33:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

Lot of elites want me to hate China for some reason, but I'm still not gonna.

1/9/2025, 9:10:41 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Get up to anything fun this weekend?

1/9/2025, 9:03:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully also money.

1/9/2025, 8:59:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

smdh, fucking revisionists always spoil everything good

1/9/2025, 8:54:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Ashli Babbitt died of a fentanyl overdose.

1/9/2025, 8:52:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Off-chance of getting an orgy going with A, but a better chance of some great weed with B. D just seems like pleasant company, and with C I at least know who we're eating if we're stuck for a week.

1/9/2025, 8:51:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

Lol, my mom would never have put up with that shit, she'd have told my ass to walk.

1/9/2025, 8:46:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

I appreciate them getting to the Superbowl and losing for four straight consecutive seasons so I have that piece of sports trivia on lock and load.

1/9/2025, 8:44:14 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure it was. Also it was in the novella collection Different Seasons, three of which were turned into solid-to-great films.

1/9/2025, 8:29:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

For fuck's sake that should be illegal!

1/9/2025, 8:26:47 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

This is how I found out that the chef who developed chicken tikka masala was a British national living in Britain. Cuisine is so neat.

1/9/2025, 8:24:38 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Never good when you attract cretins.

1/9/2025, 8:19:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Very few. They're not fools.

1/9/2025, 8:17:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Star Wars setting is great.

1/9/2025, 8:11:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

Everyone thinks The Shining is Danny but actually The Shining is the hotel.

1/9/2025, 7:54:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

1/9/2025, 6:08:11 PM | 7251 1995 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a cardboard cutout.

1/9/2025, 7:10:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

When I say that most teachers would take a bullet before letting anyone hurt their kids I am being literal. www.startribune.com/he-couldnt-r...

1/9/2025, 7:09:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, literally.

1/9/2025, 7:04:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

They aren't. The cormorants and whales are feasting on the same school of fish.

1/9/2025, 7:02:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

God, I love whales. The most perfect creature on Earth. Only other animals that come remotely close are elephants and orangutans.

1/9/2025, 7:01:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh what a precious bb!

1/9/2025, 6:54:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally it just ripped off a pic of Baron Harkonnen and blended it into Trump.

1/9/2025, 6:53:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

For folks working today, my carriers, clerks, and even my managerial-class ass have a paid day off. If you are looking for a better life you can join us at usps.com Union representation, federal benefits, a pension, and a matching IRA.

1/9/2025, 6:30:41 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

Not quite that old, but I'm sure some of you assholes are.

1/9/2025, 6:25:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

The French: Well known for their lack of a colonial empire and long history of pacifism.

1/9/2025, 6:17:00 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Redheads will leech the life right outta you, as Allah intended.

1/9/2025, 6:09:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Things get too stressful over at my house, I get stoned, order a pizza and throw on a dumb horror movie. Works like a charm.

1/9/2025, 6:07:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

Can't charge a Texan with murder just because they fired blindly through a door, killing a child and wildly endangering everyone nearby. Killing children and wildly endangering everyone is their culture.

1/9/2025, 6:04:38 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Lep in the Hood 2 was a lot of fun.

1/9/2025, 6:02:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you give them whatever you think will be funnier.

1/9/2025, 5:54:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Hoping Rogers just gets spared by some 22-year old mike linebacker and comes apart like an old sack full of lightbulbs and chicken bones.

1/9/2025, 5:23:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't be surprised if it was a direct rip-off.

1/9/2025, 5:09:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol it made him look like Baron Harkonnen.

1/9/2025, 5:07:36 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

We used to be a proper country!

1/9/2025, 5:03:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a cardboard cut-out.

1/9/2025, 4:52:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, that is incredibly dangerous.

1/9/2025, 4:29:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

It's cool, but is it $200 cool?

1/9/2025, 4:23:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social)

Not a big fan of the Un, but god help me I love an armored train.

1/9/2025, 3:36:48 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah... lady I dated after a bad break-up pointed it out to me.

1/9/2025, 3:25:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reply parent

My kid brother wanted a mohawk like mine when he was 6 so I shaved it into his head. Mom rolled her eyes but he was on summer break so she didn't care. Kids rock.

1/9/2025, 3:21:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view