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jamie (they/them)

@zerojokes.bsky.social

šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff. please be 21+ to interact.

created March 2, 2024

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Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

balcony of a church between the pews

4/9/2025, 3:21:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have other things to do!

4/9/2025, 4:27:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

For the first one I died and didn't try again. I got bored during the second one so I turned it off and walked away.

4/9/2025, 4:19:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

In the past week I've encountered 2 optional bosses in Expedition 33 that take a fucking hour to beat.

4/9/2025, 3:55:49 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

taken in bio means they'll flirt with you but if you flirt back you're in big trouble

4/9/2025, 3:54:15 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

I bet Nicole Kidman calls her weed her Kief Herban

4/9/2025, 3:17:02 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

awoooooga

4/9/2025, 12:38:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TBSkyen (@tbskyen.com) reposted

Reminder that boycotting Xbox means also boycotting Gamepass, as well as Bethesda, Activision-Blizzard, GamePass and the many other studios Microsoft owns. It means not buying their games on Steam sale, too.

2/9/2025, 2:24:57 PM | 930 681 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

ilu so much bebbo

3/9/2025, 3:03:22 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture josh (@cohete.bsky.social) reposted

thank you @zerojokes.bsky.social for planning a full day of visiting bookstores around town. as one bookstore clerk said ā€œoh that’s so virgo of you!ā€ and she was right!!

3/9/2025, 2:55:03 AM | 40 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

tell my husband happy birthday and send him nudes

2/9/2025, 9:24:57 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

NOW?!

2/9/2025, 9:24:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DivestSPD (@divestspd.bsky.social) reposted

Sprawling police surveillance is coming to Seattle. The Council votes on Sept 9 DivestSPD’s Justin Ward and Stop Surveillance City’s BJ Last talk about what’s at stake this week on the Burner Podcast. open.spotify.com/episode/17ja...

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2/9/2025, 8:26:39 PM | 36 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Sleptember

2/9/2025, 6:32:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

well good thing the face is good too

2/9/2025, 3:47:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Your daily John Waters screenshot (@johnwatersbot.bsky.social) reposted

You can't wear white shoes after Labor Day.
2/9/2025, 3:10:09 PM | 231 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

you probably should post a selfie to be safe

2/9/2025, 3:30:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

alternative captions: Are you gut or un-gut Belly Rowland Tummy (1994) by Portishead Abdothem

2/9/2025, 2:28:59 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

posting on theme for chewsday

A photo of me holding my phone while facing a mirror. I’m wearing a black t-shirt which I’m lifting up to expose my belly.
2/9/2025, 2:25:39 PM | 124 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BDS movement (@bdsmovement.bsky.social) reposted

The Palestinian-led BDS movement has updated our priority targets, pressure targets and organic campaign targets.

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2/9/2025, 10:51:33 AM | 2779 2398 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis (@kendrawrites.com) reposted

I think we need to stop saying that people hate crime. They like punishment. There are clear ways to reduce crime that involve systemic investment in communities but we avoid doing that in favor of ever more militarized policing because too many people in power like punishment.

2/9/2025, 11:54:27 AM | 1303 359 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Barbie Devyndarbė (@katchin05.blacksky.app) reposted

29/8/2025, 2:12:38 PM | 2944 682 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you handsome 😘😘

1/9/2025, 10:15:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

It wanted to be Poison Ivy so bad. Also I read something that the director/writer based it on a situation he was in which was… a choice.

1/9/2025, 10:12:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Suzanne Somers this is my BAD side

1/9/2025, 4:34:12 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

ANYWAY posted cock for the first time in 4 months

1/9/2025, 3:01:29 PM | 48 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

lmao it was cancelled

1/9/2025, 3:16:40 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

wish I could

1/9/2025, 3:15:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

Agnes Varda party

1/9/2025, 1:53:45 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shane Burley (Blue Sky Edition) (@shaneburley.bsky.social) reposted

This kind of discourse highlights an overly affluent, media-first perspective on what is and is not effective organizing. Whether or not the right ā€œfarms the left for contentā€ is irrelevant when mass action disables their ability to reproduce their movement. It’s not a member war, it’s a street one.

31/8/2025, 11:29:09 PM | 42 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bubbe yaga (@ellearmageddon.bsky.social) reposted

at their core, trans rights, abortion rights, and vaccine rights are actually all the same issue: they’re all about bodily autonomy, and the willingness to concede any of them puts the others at risk.

1/9/2025, 12:16:40 AM | 4214 1530 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

1/9/2025, 12:14:44 AM | 10648 3345 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

no ooops about it

1/9/2025, 1:28:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

there is a fish inside of it that moves too

1/9/2025, 1:27:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

excuse you 🄵

1/9/2025, 1:25:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

you’re too high bc this photo is v hot

1/9/2025, 1:25:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

cuuuuute

1/9/2025, 1:23:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

considering it was on Broadway, it already exists

1/9/2025, 1:21:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I see one right now

1/9/2025, 1:20:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

hope it does

1/9/2025, 1:20:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

OH HELLO

1/9/2025, 1:19:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

teefer sutherland

1/9/2025, 1:17:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll add to the discourse the number of people on shared bikes/scooters that think both the sidewalk and road are theirs. Like can you please pick ONE?!?

1/9/2025, 1:14:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I am sooooo glad we have a new contemporary arts space after Museum of Museums closed.

1/9/2025, 1:03:34 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

Baby’s first visit to Cannonball Arts

a photo of me wearing a black button up and metal chain necklace. i’m standing in front of a green and brown painted wall. a series of thin light fixtures hanging from the ceiling an art piece called LEVIATHAN which is a suspended fabric sculpture of a whale skeleton a series of metal frames with green, yellow, and red glass panes scattered within the shot
1/9/2025, 12:57:31 AM | 79 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephen šŸ‡µšŸ‡ø (@tgk.bsky.social) reposted

Good stuff

30/8/2025, 1:45:43 PM | 56 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

happy birthday!

30/8/2025, 4:31:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

happy birthday!

30/8/2025, 3:18:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

happy birthday!

30/8/2025, 3:18:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:13:42 PM | 272 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

hi!!

29/8/2025, 11:41:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe I wanna be gassy

29/8/2025, 8:09:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

I hate this motherfucker

29/8/2025, 8:09:16 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

I’ve had a shit day so far and to top it off my lunchtime diet soda is flat

29/8/2025, 8:07:52 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

omw

29/8/2025, 6:00:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

hola!!

29/8/2025, 4:14:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

Happy Tush Friday

29/8/2025, 3:28:31 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chimera (@chimeraxmachina.bsky.social) reposted

you have to be so horny to draw Lenin with his feet out like this

28/8/2025, 6:53:24 PM | 139 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

🫔

29/8/2025, 2:50:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

awoooga

29/8/2025, 2:48:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

2. maybe he should do something about it

29/8/2025, 1:43:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

1 fine 2 who am I not doing? 3 there’s no meaning 4 what are you? a cop? 5 FINE

29/8/2025, 5:45:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Balamb Springs (@balambsprings.bsky.social) reposted

A good day to remind people that when I say ā€œtrans rights or knife fightsā€ in my bio I mean it in all sincerity. Related: My chefs knife is well-balanced šŸ˜‡šŸ”ŖšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø

29/8/2025, 1:25:00 AM | 93 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

cuuuuute

29/8/2025, 1:24:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

simulpissing is a romance goal

29/8/2025, 1:24:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™

29/8/2025, 1:21:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

Pax this pax that why don’t you pax me that joint

29/8/2025, 1:05:42 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah let me buy some lettuce rq

29/8/2025, 1:01:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I did say cards (plural). The way some of you travel I know you have at least three.

29/8/2025, 12:38:27 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

your face cards are great but let’s see your credit cards (front and back)

29/8/2025, 12:37:41 AM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kneecap (@kneecapceol.bsky.social) reposted

Nail on the fucking head.

28/8/2025, 9:35:07 PM | 724 256 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

depression must be rolling back because I’m in a mood to flirt again

28/8/2025, 7:52:42 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse.bsky.social) reposted

Watching the Pod Save guys slowly be driven insane by staring into the moral abyss of a party they helped create the modern version of has been an absolutely perfect sweet spot of schadenfreude for me.

28/8/2025, 6:40:18 PM | 2451 355 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why I can’t take you to a hot dog cart

28/8/2025, 6:51:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Packer (@typewriteralley.bsky.social) reposted

Being the only transit rider at a transit related press event continues to be incredibly demoralizing when I wish it was embarrassing for the transit agency involved.

28/8/2025, 6:07:18 PM | 226 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

well well well

28/8/2025, 5:11:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

start at 1, 2 when i’m under a blanket, 5 when it’s a boring cut scene, 15 when I have an edible in me

28/8/2025, 3:22:07 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein.bsky.social) reposted

YouTuber David Pakman (@davidpakman.bsky.social) is secretly getting paid to shill for the Democratic Party

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28/8/2025, 2:13:32 PM | 627 105 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m trivia gays

28/8/2025, 2:52:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

great now I hate it

28/8/2025, 2:18:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted

I’ve been saying … As has Gillian and many, many others, but absolutely very notable that Riley Gaines is saying it!

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Profile picture Sonemic / Rate Your Music (@sonemic.com) reposted

On this date in 2001, Bjƶrk - 'Vespertine' was released in the United States. šŸ“ˆ #1 for 2001, #20 overall rateyourmusic.com/release/albu...

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Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin šŸ‰ (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted

Sure we killed MLK and Malcolm X and Fred Hampton and the Ferguson protestors and initiated coups in Iran and installed bloodthirsty dictators in Nicaragua and Haiti and the Dominican Republic and armed the Taliban and betrayed the Hmong and--

27/8/2025, 3:56:00 PM | 842 194 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

look i’m trying my hardest to tank it

27/8/2025, 3:53:56 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Cohn (@maricohn.bsky.social) reposted

Transgender studies professor Dr. Susan Stryker tears Gavin Newsom a new one while accepting the Transgender Legacy Award from the California state legislature šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ @susanstryker.bsky.social

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Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

at least you have more than one light rail line going through the downtown corridor!

27/8/2025, 3:27:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:06:45 PM | 550 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

HEAR ME OUT but a transit system shouldn’t be having multiple disruptions a week

27/8/2025, 3:15:48 PM | 42 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

because it’s ā€œsmall governmentā€ conservative in a liberal cloak

27/8/2025, 1:10:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

so Down Under is losing

26/8/2025, 8:51:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lindsey Boylan (@lindseyboylan.bsky.social) reposted

I was this man’s business staffer. He knows nothing about business and he’s actually rather stupid about the private sector altogether. All he knows is how to curry favor with private sector leaders to fund his campaigns. By ā€œpro-corporateā€ he means pro grift.

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Profile picture TechCrunch (@techcrunch.com) reposted

The Social Security Administration's chief data officer has publicly blown the whistle, alleging DOGE put hundreds of millions of Social Security records at risk of compromise by uploading a critical government database of citizen's data to Amazon's cloud.

26/8/2025, 5:33:04 PM | 286 174 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

this is about the QFC on broadway isn’t it?

26/8/2025, 5:51:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tyler— you know, from Fear Coded! (@callupthedead.bsky.social) reposted

This is a great story. The Miccosukee are from my area of Florida, and they have a long history of protecting their culture and the Everglades, as they largely go hand-in-hand. Now they’re helping to protect people from that fascist prison camp.

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Profile picture Jerald Lentini (@jerald.bsky.social) reposted

For those who enjoy the obvious jokes: yes, they’re all parking at the Dunkin Donuts across the street from Pulse.

26/8/2025, 2:37:37 PM | 927 311 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

happy birthday!!

26/8/2025, 3:20:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

me to some of the people looking at this post

26/8/2025, 4:10:05 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)

the problem isn’t having crushes, it’s having time for the crushes

25/8/2025, 11:19:56 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent

šŸ‘Ž

25/8/2025, 10:41:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

Pritzker is correct. Unfortunately the MSM will absolutely NOT tell anything like it is.

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