jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
balcony of a church between the pews
š³ļøāšš³ļøāā§ļø nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff. please be 21+ to interact.
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balcony of a church between the pews
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I have other things to do!
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
For the first one I died and didn't try again. I got bored during the second one so I turned it off and walked away.
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
In the past week I've encountered 2 optional bosses in Expedition 33 that take a fucking hour to beat.
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taken in bio means they'll flirt with you but if you flirt back you're in big trouble
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
I bet Nicole Kidman calls her weed her Kief Herban
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
awoooooga
TBSkyen (@tbskyen.com) reposted
Reminder that boycotting Xbox means also boycotting Gamepass, as well as Bethesda, Activision-Blizzard, GamePass and the many other studios Microsoft owns. It means not buying their games on Steam sale, too.
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ilu so much bebbo
josh (@cohete.bsky.social) reposted
thank you @zerojokes.bsky.social for planning a full day of visiting bookstores around town. as one bookstore clerk said āoh thatās so virgo of you!ā and she was right!!
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
tell my husband happy birthday and send him nudes
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
NOW?!
DivestSPD (@divestspd.bsky.social) reposted
Sprawling police surveillance is coming to Seattle. The Council votes on Sept 9 DivestSPDās Justin Ward and Stop Surveillance Cityās BJ Last talk about whatās at stake this week on the Burner Podcast. open.spotify.com/episode/17ja...
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Sleptember
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well good thing the face is good too
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
you probably should post a selfie to be safe
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alternative captions: Are you gut or un-gut Belly Rowland Tummy (1994) by Portishead Abdothem
BDS movement (@bdsmovement.bsky.social) reposted
The Palestinian-led BDS movement has updated our priority targets, pressure targets and organic campaign targets.
Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis (@kendrawrites.com) reposted
I think we need to stop saying that people hate crime. They like punishment. There are clear ways to reduce crime that involve systemic investment in communities but we avoid doing that in favor of ever more militarized policing because too many people in power like punishment.
Barbie DevyndarbÄ (@katchin05.blacksky.app) reposted
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thank you handsome šš
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
It wanted to be Poison Ivy so bad. Also I read something that the director/writer based it on a situation he was in which was⦠a choice.
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Suzanne Somers this is my BAD side
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
ANYWAY posted cock for the first time in 4 months
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
lmao it was cancelled
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wish I could
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
Agnes Varda party
Shane Burley (Blue Sky Edition) (@shaneburley.bsky.social) reposted
This kind of discourse highlights an overly affluent, media-first perspective on what is and is not effective organizing. Whether or not the right āfarms the left for contentā is irrelevant when mass action disables their ability to reproduce their movement. Itās not a member war, itās a street one.
bubbe yaga (@ellearmageddon.bsky.social) reposted
at their core, trans rights, abortion rights, and vaccine rights are actually all the same issue: theyāre all about bodily autonomy, and the willingness to concede any of them puts the others at risk.
gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
no ooops about it
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there is a fish inside of it that moves too
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
excuse you š„µ
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
youāre too high bc this photo is v hot
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
cuuuuute
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
considering it was on Broadway, it already exists
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I see one right now
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
hope it does
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
OH HELLO
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teefer sutherland
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Iāll add to the discourse the number of people on shared bikes/scooters that think both the sidewalk and road are theirs. Like can you please pick ONE?!?
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I am sooooo glad we have a new contemporary arts space after Museum of Museums closed.
Stephen šµšø (@tgk.bsky.social) reposted
Good stuff
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happy birthday!
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happy birthday!
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happy birthday!
Gef the Toking Mongoose (@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social) reposted
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hi!!
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maybe I wanna be gassy
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
I hate this motherfucker
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
Iāve had a shit day so far and to top it off my lunchtime diet soda is flat
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omw
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
hola!!
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
Happy Tush Friday
chimera (@chimeraxmachina.bsky.social) reposted
you have to be so horny to draw Lenin with his feet out like this
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awoooga
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
2. maybe he should do something about it
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
1 fine 2 who am I not doing? 3 thereās no meaning 4 what are you? a cop? 5 FINE
Balamb Springs (@balambsprings.bsky.social) reposted
A good day to remind people that when I say ātrans rights or knife fightsā in my bio I mean it in all sincerity. Related: My chefs knife is well-balanced ššŖš³ļøāā§ļø
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
cuuuuute
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
simulpissing is a romance goal
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
ššš
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
Pax this pax that why donāt you pax me that joint
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah let me buy some lettuce rq
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
I did say cards (plural). The way some of you travel I know you have at least three.
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
your face cards are great but letās see your credit cards (front and back)
Kneecap (@kneecapceol.bsky.social) reposted
Nail on the fucking head.
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
depression must be rolling back because Iām in a mood to flirt again
Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse.bsky.social) reposted
Watching the Pod Save guys slowly be driven insane by staring into the moral abyss of a party they helped create the modern version of has been an absolutely perfect sweet spot of schadenfreude for me.
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why I canāt take you to a hot dog cart
Ryan Packer (@typewriteralley.bsky.social) reposted
Being the only transit rider at a transit related press event continues to be incredibly demoralizing when I wish it was embarrassing for the transit agency involved.
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well well well
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
start at 1, 2 when iām under a blanket, 5 when itās a boring cut scene, 15 when I have an edible in me
Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein.bsky.social) reposted
YouTuber David Pakman (@davidpakman.bsky.social) is secretly getting paid to shill for the Democratic Party
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Iām trivia gays
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great now I hate it
Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted
Iāve been saying ⦠As has Gillian and many, many others, but absolutely very notable that Riley Gaines is saying it!
Sonemic / Rate Your Music (@sonemic.com) reposted
On this date in 2001, Bjƶrk - 'Vespertine' was released in the United States. š #1 for 2001, #20 overall rateyourmusic.com/release/albu...
Gretchen Felker-Martin š (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted
Sure we killed MLK and Malcolm X and Fred Hampton and the Ferguson protestors and initiated coups in Iran and installed bloodthirsty dictators in Nicaragua and Haiti and the Dominican Republic and armed the Taliban and betrayed the Hmong and--
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
look iām trying my hardest to tank it
Mari Cohn (@maricohn.bsky.social) reposted
Transgender studies professor Dr. Susan Stryker tears Gavin Newsom a new one while accepting the Transgender Legacy Award from the California state legislature š„š„š„ @susanstryker.bsky.social
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at least you have more than one light rail line going through the downtown corridor!
Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
HEAR ME OUT but a transit system shouldnāt be having multiple disruptions a week
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
because itās āsmall governmentā conservative in a liberal cloak
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
so Down Under is losing
Lindsey Boylan (@lindseyboylan.bsky.social) reposted
I was this manās business staffer. He knows nothing about business and heās actually rather stupid about the private sector altogether. All he knows is how to curry favor with private sector leaders to fund his campaigns. By āpro-corporateā he means pro grift.
TechCrunch (@techcrunch.com) reposted
The Social Security Administration's chief data officer has publicly blown the whistle, alleging DOGE put hundreds of millions of Social Security records at risk of compromise by uploading a critical government database of citizen's data to Amazon's cloud.
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reply parent
this is about the QFC on broadway isnāt it?
Tylerā you know, from Fear Coded! (@callupthedead.bsky.social) reposted
This is a great story. The Miccosukee are from my area of Florida, and they have a long history of protecting their culture and the Everglades, as they largely go hand-in-hand. Now theyāre helping to protect people from that fascist prison camp.
Jerald Lentini (@jerald.bsky.social) reposted
For those who enjoy the obvious jokes: yes, theyāre all parking at the Dunkin Donuts across the street from Pulse.
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happy birthday!!
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me to some of the people looking at this post
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social)
the problem isnāt having crushes, itās having time for the crushes
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Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted
Pritzker is correct. Unfortunately the MSM will absolutely NOT tell anything like it is.