CBS, known for its fresh, youth-driven content, decided to welcome back artists from times before the VMA's target audience was even born
8.647/10 sex toy sleuth? renaissance nobody empathy is a skill feast on the dubs, then hunger for more likes his ice crushed https://youtube.com/@iamthechinchilla?feature=shared #TGIT #LateToTheParty
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CBS, known for its fresh, youth-driven content, decided to welcome back artists from times before the VMA's target audience was even born
CBS, known for its fresh, youth-driven content, decided to welcome back artists from times before the VMA's target audience was even born
still peeing to this day, some would say
What a really beautiful and chaste-looking mouth!
You weren't supposed to want the Homer coffin! I curse your consumerist instincts! The spectacle reproduces itself!
CBS, desperate for the youthful 70s demo, are now hosting the VMAs
CBS, desperate for the youthful 70s demo, are now hosting the VMAs
pretty pictures and nice people
clearly, this had nothing to do with all those boos seeping into his spongy brain
The 'SpongeBob SquarePants' episode ‘Band Geeks’ released 24 years ago today 🎸
that's right, lap up each and every boo Lol
from someone who usually hates reading
Read to the end of this one. Trust me.
of the two gifs I wanted to use, this one inched it out
I've been on this weird obscure 80s art pop binge lately, and Peter here looks like he's about to drop some serious synth
cap had certainly run amok, yes, especially when utilities like healthcare, housing, news media, and information are treated like commodities
Group of Women Imitating the Gestures of a Schooner
I'm no rope specialist but doesn't this just mean you're virile?
Received multiple DMs instructing me that this is too many ropes. Seeing ropes specialist on Monday.
Imposter syndrome on an all time high this month and it’s only the 7th
Nice crossover here
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
stay hydrated, yall
Here’s the headline ICE is walking by to get into their concentration camp just outside Chicago.
Going to see this today! Spooky season has arrived!!! 👻
yes but can you poop in it
this is not n-
Luxembourg, with the two goats they only need rn:
already feeling this first panel in my atoms
Looking as good as ever Lizzy! Have fun
hollow knollow: silk tongue is a game that is tough as a baby’s bones! in my walk through i will show you how to uninstall the game
anyone remember when misrepresentation for personal or monetary gain used to be a punishable offense?
Orson Wells Fargo?
To piggyback off of this. Artists, when a company asks you to do an ad for them you become the writer, the actor, the director, the producer, and the editor. In my field each of those jobs get paid separately. If you’re being asked to do multiple jobs then you should be paid well for them!
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen. “I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
that sounds delightful, but where am I gonna find some coitus this time of year?
a cannon-ball, missent, becomes a plough-share
jfc, will someone take a way his gotdamn crayons
music videos were quite the thing, one second there's a dog in sunglasses and the next there's a flying coat hanger
you crazy kids
"Hastily arranged cheap looking replacements" is such a fucking metaphor for this goddamn administration
I mean, that's cute, good for him, was this before or after they gave him his two scoops of ice cream cuz he was a good boy
I wanna guess! It's a... chunk of poo with some paper wings and a presidential seal stuck to it and it's called 'Air Force Number Two'?
The Onion has made maybe the funniest thing we've ever done and I can't talk about it yet and it is killing me.
ChatGPTerminator
About 150 million years ago storm winds snapped bones in the wings of baby pterosaurs, sending them tumbling to their deaths in a muddy lagoon in what is now Germany
it's a thing, yes
I mean, try to remember, the og rebellion used lanterns on horseback to communicate
yelling my dumb opinions into the void? you son of a bitch I'm in
I am once again asking you to stop sending us money. But we do need your time. ⏰ zohranfornyc.com/events
he's a grifter, and even titans of industry can be marks
with room for a fingertip
may they eat each other
my bulging inbox tells me it's Bandcamp Friday, so everyone go support their favorite artists on the day when labor is actually paid what it deserves
he will definitely turn his coat on them first chance he gets
have fun broski!
I am at Rose City Comicon today and half of tomorrow come by! <3 Portland I love you
@hayao.lol what do you make of this?
especially during the holidays with all those temp jobs
the good thing about new medical tech is there are those who will selfishly and rashly rush to try it before proper testing and study, things go wrong quite a lot
so yeah, are your tax dollars paying for the axis of regal's replacement therapy?
There are actually two kinds of homonyms: homophones and homographs. Homonym = same name Homophone = same sound [to/too/two] Homograph = written the same [tear (rip) / tear (boohoo)]
I suffer quite badly from seasonal depression, as we approach autumn I’m looking for tips, advice and hacks you might have for embracing a soft life whilst still being able to work hard and enjoy life 🫶🏻 Thanks!
Ohhh yeah, that tracks
Single Scoop: Mono Green Has Been an Underdog for Too Long https://www.mtggoldfish.com/articles/single-scoop-mono-green-has-been-an-underdog-for-too-long
He can’t legally do this, so maybe don’t report it like he can?
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
Again, a reminder that the law of the United States creates and names executive departments, not the president at any given time. "The Department of Defense is an executive department of the United States." 10 U.S.C § 111
Queequeg was George Washington cannibalistically developed.
webcomics in 2015: haha I'm my own boss, I can draw anything I want. the world wide web is an infinite canvas webcomics in 2025: oh no mark zuckerberg is my boss. oh no now I'm demonetized. time to eat my own shoes for sustenance
Be right back, I’m cosplaying Galadriel Barbie
I was sent a code for the new Bloober game “Cronos: The New Dawn!” Here are the first 90mins (or so) of the game and my reaction!
Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani
BREAKING: A federal judge temporarily blocked a New Hampshire law that attacks diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in public schools, colleges and universities, and more. This is a win for academic freedom and the rights of students to an inclusive and equitable education.
Judge Breyer explains why the military serving as ICE's bodyguards *absolutely* counts as civilian law enforcement in violation of the Posse Comitatus Act. His order is a roadmap for other cities when the goons come to town. with @andrewtorrez.bsky.social www.lawandchaospod.com/p/court-smac...
oh wait, now it's rambling on about white genocide... oh, oh it's goose stepping now... ah, it fell over... it caught fire... there go the sprinklers
oh wait, now it's rambling on about white genocide... oh, oh it's goose stepping now... ah, it fell over... it caught fire... there go the sprinklers
there are a few places where it does pop 👏👏
catholic body horror is all the rage rn
(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby
they are literal conmen that hijacked the presidency, and their obscenely wealthy donors were but a few of their many marks. that's the one thing they're good at. anything else that involved more than ounce of brain power they paid someone else to do.
@mayorwu.boston.gov spread the word
Thank you for this. These are the tools needed to fight oafish kings and win
Don't miss our latest post on Judge Breyer's ruling in California that Trump's troops dispatched to Los Angeles violated the Posse Comitatus Act. It's a roadmap for what future cities can do when he tries it again. with @lizdye.bsky.social www.lawandchaospod.com/p/court-smac...
what are the odds that meta takes abandoned accounts and bot-ifies them?
what are the odds that meta takes abandoned accounts and bot-ifies them?
they've already got their 3d silksong printers working overtime
did not disappoint 👏👏
She’s like a liar gone to burning hell
Report: Average American Worker Replaced Within 10 Minutes Of Taking Vacation https://theonion.com/report-average-american-worker-replaced-within-10-minu-1819576848/
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
Only one day left until the discover feed becomes clogged with horny fanart of the grossest little bug guy from Silksong
I'll fucking take that over the low effort boomer resist meme slop that's permeating the feeds
“I ain’t hearin s$&t unless you payin me!” 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
fuck facebook marketplace, Craigslist is still where the action is
