I’m sorry. What?
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I’m sorry. What?
Biden might have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
One awesome thing about working the Saturday Labour Day weekend is that I get Tuesday off. Wooo
Butt-Head voice: “This version of Weekend at Bernie’s sucks. Change it.”
Not gonna vote for him for dog catcher much less president so you all better find someone who isn't a heartless asshole
Kings and Queens of Cancel Culture
Enjoy Shrek while you can 🫡
Libs: wow these leftists offering legitimate complaints about my comfort politician are just trolls and bots who can fuck off and shut up Leftists: here's the harm he has already caused and will go on to cause, you idiot Libs: I can't believe you would go and call me names like that
Happy birthday!
“and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that I got mad”
Everything I’m hearing about those two today has been against my will.
Don’t Tell Me
That’s his privilege as the elder cat lol
EVERY FUCKING MEDIA OUTLET SHOULD BE BLASTING THIS AT FULL VOLUME
Deleted it cause you’re completely right.
I’m sorry
“Freedom for me but not for thee”
Same here. I’ll likely die wearing work clothes.
Love you ❤️
Amazing lmao
The alien should’ve been Ernie lmao
Gonna drop like it’s 1945.
Here’s my third. It has three coats of varnish on it.
I make staves. This is the second one I made. It has two coats of varnish so far.
Shannon Hoon imo was criminally underrated. Here’s one of my favourites from Blind Melon’s debut album. youtu.be/WOVGYcl5mXA?...
Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz
Welcome to Canada!
According to this website, they’re 49th worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankin...
“I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot” sounds like the filthiest euphemism I have ever heard.
I totally read that meme in Jerry’s voice.
I’m gonna enjoy this
“But my mom says I’m cool”
“But…but… Gavin’s fascism isn’t as bad!”
Here is Hasan, a father of two little children...genocide has taken from us everything we owned — even the simplest necessities of life. All I ask is your support for my children, for they deserve a life like any other child in this world.🧡 Please, don’t leave us alone...💔 🔗 gofund.me/6f2ca285
He was. Highly underrated. Wish I could’ve seen them.
youtu.be/e5sm-LcQhCo?...
St. Andrew’s Fall by Blind Melon
Blue Rodeo Theory of a Deadman The Trews Headstones (got to fist bump Hugh Dillon when he went into the crowd) Owen Riegling
“Back to the Future ripoffs!”
I hope she never knows peace.
92 here
Art.
“Never scorn a man with nothing to lose”. (Not me, major drama happening in the villagewhere I work)
So Biden was completely useless and let it happen. Got it.
Serious question here: how did he cheat the election when Biden was still in power?
Pardon me for thinking you’re a part of the group of “Republicans stole 2024!”.
Where’s the evidence that the republicans stole 2024?
Just channeled my inner druid and animal handling and rescued a humming bird that made its way into the store where I work.
You’re projecting in IMAX 70mm dude.
yo if you wanna purge your feeds of 'centrist', vote blue no matter who, dickheads just point out that gavin newsom or pete buttigieg are losers who don't stand a chance in hell of becoming president.
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Dude is so bland he makes Premium Plus Unsalted Crackers jealous.
Now fuck off and embarrass yourself somewhere else.
You’re a shameless piece of shit too, George
Lost out on a sale over 5 percent, or 107 bucks. Fucking 5 percent and the person I was selling to is a friend who lives less than 5km away from where I work. Fuck I’m annoyed.
Can’t have a circus without a Carney
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about.
I have a brick of 1 year old smoked Gouda in the fridge. I should definitely open it.
I should add: I only play it on my ps3 so no mods for me
I start Skyrim by going for the stones of Barenziah and merchant unlocks in the thieve’s guild right off the bat and build Lakeview Manor. Goes pretty quick.
I got all trophies unlocked so now when I play, I go balanced and steamroll the game with mods. I use the Lady Esther shop mod and get crazy gear with the infinite gold mod. Fun as hell
No condiment.
You’d be vindictive too if it was a 40 dollar cab ride from your brow to your hairline.
They’re going after gay marriage. Make sure your legal affairs are in order and do not assume your marriage is safe. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8k39MND/
Gotta start with corporations and work your way down.
Thank you for that! I’ve never seen that one lol
I miss cat videos from the other place. I had so many bookmarked.
Please stop telling people not to joke about serious things. This is how some of us cope. This is why some of us are not constantly screaming.
They already exist and are usually found on Joe Rogan’s podcasts.
I’d love to be able to play piano on the level of Chopin. I can play drums and a bit of guitar but piano is where it’s at.
White Stripes - Fell In Love With a Girl
Pink Floyd - Dogs
*dons tinfoil hat* there's a lot of these stories right now and idk seems weird given we're all complaining about the censorship of the osa. stuff like this is a real problem obviously i jus find the timing of all this stuff suspect.
I can see Norm cackling at this 😂
If god is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent, why do churches have insurance policies for sexual abuse?
I wanna see then do a NYC walk versus the buses.
Dude looks like he has people shackled to his basement walls.
The wheel ain’t gonna turn itself.
And every fool knows A dog needs a home A shelter From pigs on the wing
I’ll add: all by car. Driving west out of Ontario (where I live) sucks. Over a day alone.
I’ve seen Canada from Montreal to Edmonton. Would love to see the rest. Planning a trip to the territories is gonna be costly so I’m going east first.
🫂
AI art belongs in one place only: the desktop garbage bin.
My Sega Genesis still works. Survived a house fire too.
“I’m Puss-man now. I’m crazy!”
I want the list of everyone buying stock in boot polish
No, cause I know what happens after.
They can make one hell of an episode out of it though.
