WHAT? KNIVES OUT THREE?
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WHAT? KNIVES OUT THREE?
Beware .NET devs: SqlConnectionStringBuilder in Microsoft.Data will understand all connection string keys in System.Data, but will create connection strings using the keys understood only by Microsoft.Data. 🤦‍♂️
Don't tell Trump George Washington is currently a 6 star general or he will make himself have 7 stars
Unsurprising, but still total clown shit
This is a momentous achievement
We already have a verazanno bridge
Isn't that good for your bottom line?
🖥️ RdpOps: The practice of running IT operations by using RDP for Windows administration, instead of PowerShell, scripts, or infrastructure-as-code ⚡
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Commendable if true, but not a typical of a type A personality with limited freedom. She would likely latch onto something
Someone recently pointed out that a huge portion of those who die from measles without vaccination are in fact those with other conditions. That is actually the goal of RFK Jr. It's a cull.
I'll probably use it myself
Well there is that.
This too will pass
Yeah she seems happy. Let the fire department inspect it, and maybe charge her $200 a year for that. Let people be weird in peace.
Fellas is it gay to stuff a bird?
Who amongst us would not name a building after ourselves
How many people have traveled here for LASIK? The radio commercial famous Dr Joseph Della Russo
hello to everyone else who had no idea how you were supposed to pronounce “foyer” or “hors d'oeuvres” to the point that you heard both of them in real life and didn’t connect them to the words you read in books for years
Gonna crowdsource something: Can you send me links to your favorite “fellas, is it gay to [insert basic human activity]” Reddit etc posts? Earnest ones only. Please, I need evidence of men truly thinking wiping their asses or whatever is gay.
they made an SVU episode about bluesky
New levels of derp scientists only previously theorized were achieved that day
No notes
You might as well upgrade it with crazy bright LCDs and a window breaking head
if i had a nickel for every call for merch i get, our Legal department would ask me hey where did you get all these nickels and it would be a whole thing.
We need a shot for shot remake of TOS except all the Vulcans are black and half the Klingons have the augment virus. Also they randomly talk about "new humans"
We need Martin Scorscsee to do Goodfellas 2
Jack Kirby was right about everything
I want to point out I unironically think "Spock's brain" is awesome
If you're a trans person in America and you've ever thought about purchasing a firearm before for self-protection, I suggest you do it right fucking now.
Hunt animals with spears?
I showed my kid the Oswalt filibuster after this.
So, they provide adequate explanation for why they have the learned asshole behavior of Vulcans. They all learn an individual lesson leading to growth. We see a different kind of Vulcan. So I ask again, what real life group of people is made "other" or less than because of this episode.
RETVRN to chasing really large mammals long distances then stabbing them with sticks!
Walk and bike DAMMIT
This is why you should walk and drive places
I lived through frozen on replay and it's honestly similar levels of rewatching from the 9 year old
I mean. . . . We got shit going on in America
You know we can totally facade these buildings with pretty bricks.
Epstein probably
America is both the nation trying to live up to Thomas Jefferson's words and repeating Thomas Jefferson's deeds. Vulcans are isolationist assholes who also try to believe in infinite diversity in infinite combinations.
That could be bad
Anyway, I'll watch the episode and see if I regret saying all this.
In other words, if I could make a person biologically Vulcan, and didn't have time to train them emotionally, I'd make them act like an asshole. Vulcan because asshole Vulcans tend to not go ape shit like when you insult Spock's mom.
I'm going to offer a "trek nerd" apologia as a possible defense. If I had to make someone fully Vulcan for a short term high stress situation, I'd want to ensure they act EXTRA Vulcan out of fear of what a human experiencing Vulcan emotions without Vulcan learned regulation would do under stress
I'm going to watch the racist SNW episode. I'm going in with this thought process: * Black people are real. Vulcans are not * Code of Honor contained real & harmful generalizations. Vulcans are pseudo autistic? * To whom is this an aggression against? Who am I standing up for being against this?
And I will now be watching Toxic Avenger at least once.
Literally even me a consultants software developer should every 8 months or so be told to report to the office I never go to and mop the floors or some shit
My weird take is everyone should be aperiodically made to grab a broom and sweep as part of their job
Not a lot of kids in airports
Man, talk about P1 sev1 incident
Tonight! Come join! 🫡
In an ironic, and some would say cruel twist of fate, Michael B. Jordan’s middle name is actually “Basketball”
That actually seems smart. The guys who need the roads the most (the soldiers who march on them on foot) and over long enough stretches to understand how wear and tear happen from different types of imperfections will probably be naturally included towards making really good roads
Not going to stop calling cleaning up trash "policing the area" it's picking up literal trash
They would form a proper litter line. Get some boy scouts to teach them to police the area
Like dude, this ain't being into chakras.
So I had a job where we got a new CTO who was apparently a big-ish scientologist. It basically gave me an opportunity to tell the xenu story at lunch to coworkers. I got so mad when I tried to explain scientology to someone and they dismissed me as "yeah he's into spiritual shit"
I lost a lot of weight biking because I couldn't eat while I biked. There was calorie counting and all but the biking mainly helped me not eat while I pedaled
all I'm saying is the first company with a sans serif logo to go serif is going to get so much pussy
I've been to cracker barrel. Three is one not terribly far away. It's ok. I like the peg games
I do kinda want to drive west and go to cracker barrel
Look if the mayor of California was a scientologist, blue sky would have known this already
that doesn’t mean there aren’t better looking ways to do this but the extent that building technology and global supply chains influence what gets built and how is vastly underrated. you might want to sit down for this but it’s not wokeness nor is it architects shitting on beauty lol
Legit would watch this if it was real
You ever Google arrowverse watch list and then realize the COMMITMENT you're making if you start watching Supergirl
I'd watch this
True.
They are very boring and we make them uncomfortable with our chaos
Did he ever call Martha Stewart a bitch?
This is the America I want
Embrace the panic
Torx drive screws!!
Cracker barrel isn't woke with the new design, it's literally just looking like a relator staged a cracker barrel. Gay people can have clutter
But regardless, I hope we can have an episode where we can see Spock reliving his trauma of not being Vulcan enough, have a good laugh, and not be racist. Maybe a bunch of humans that act like season 1 Michael burman.
I get that it comes off as racist to have all the humans turned into Vulcans that then act more Vulcan than Spock, but I also want to enjoy an episode where Spock gets made fun of for not being logical enough. No way this will age as badly as TNGs "the African tribe stole our white women" episode.
He's literally become Don Quixote.
He who controls the selenium controls the universe
My kids pack themselves onigiri. They never take their water bottles. I have quite the collection of water bottles. One day the government will put my kids in foster homes because I don't give them water.
Is that rust on your fence? I thought all miter fences were made of aluminum
Fun fact the prime minister of Canada can't see egg prices but he does have the power to put milk in bags
Just mix it with non-spicy cheeses. I am a cheap man who buys blocks of cheeses and grates them myself. I also use Jarlsberg for quesadillas, so I'm not the best of role models
I am a very adventurous but habitual eater and cooker so I get Peter.
Starting to use chat gpt to suggest recipes based on what I have. I'm just that kind of guy that will eat the same 14 dinners in succession and my family needs variety
I mean sidewalks. I don't think it was climate, just industrialization. New Orleans has lots of sidewalks and it's a swamp, but it's an urban swamp
I just think the North East was built denser even before Street cars. So you had more of the types of neighborhoods that would get street cars
I'm against the lawsuit on principle as a fellow YIMBY, but isn't the whole ethos of cliff side park "yeah look out you front door and see Manhattan"? Like I kinda get why they're mad. I could see the town becoming a weird tourist trap where you can tour single family houses and look at Manhattan
I think this is definitely one reason for the alliance, but cracks exist. F*rst Th*ngs actually hates Elon Musk’s eugenics. It’ll be interesting to see what power does to the cracks in the alliance, because my guess is it doesn’t smooth them over. It makes them more severe because of “what now?”
I'd like a study of black vs white neighborhoods and walking infrastructure to test a hypothesis I have. I think black neighborhoods have better sidewalks just because no one fights against them. I could be wrong of course. That's why I want the study.
Catholic alliances with hardcore right wing Protestant America just never work out in our favor. Which we deserve, because come on, did we think the weirdo American white supremacists with a long history of hating Catholics was gonna be okay THIS time?
A big appeal of AI for writing in corporate America is there is so much redundant writing to do. PowerPoints need to become contracts which need to become estimates. Meeting transcripts need to be summarized so no one will read them.
Now that robotics is advancing quickly, someone should build a Chuck E Cheese so that partway through an animatronics show it suddenly moves fluidly, screams "ENOUGH!" and begins overturning chairs.
Wait ok I googled the wrong person. Yes as expected
No Ms da Fonseca-Wollheim surprisingly age appropriate. I stand corrected
I'm assuming there was an age delta
This man is what the kids refer to as de-lu-lu.
“Little Seizures”
Peak German honestly
I might have to get one on these instead of a ninja if my shitty blender ever dies and forces my hand