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Zach

@zjmitche.bsky.social

Apex/Raleigh NC šŸ’™šŸ« You may know me as CaniacZach. Canes. Lions. Progressive. Pokemon Go. Survivor. He/Him

created November 8, 2024

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Profile picture Wade Minter (@wademinter.com) reposted

If I have any CanesSky mutuals or people I know in the Triangle who would want to stop by my birthday social on September 3 (very informal, just drop-in and drop-out whenever you want, no gifts needed), let me know! I'm going to be hanging out for a couple of hours to socialize. #RaiseUp

19/8/2025, 10:32:14 PM | 46 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

This is one of the best things that the left can do. Speed is bigger to this generation than Brad Pitt was to ours.

1/9/2025, 8:53:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best Buy now sells lawnmowers and grills Just thought you should know this information

1/9/2025, 8:50:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck the Packers

1/9/2025, 4:53:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They will draft a Manning #1 if it’s the last thing they do

31/8/2025, 7:42:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Ours in Apex closed and I’m devastated

31/8/2025, 6:37:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

My thoughts are…release the Epstein Files. The sitting president likely raped children and we are talking about weight loss drugs. We should talk about nothing but Epstein.

31/8/2025, 11:19:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

Every single republican is either a pathological hypocrite or dumber than a bag of dirt. There is no in between.

30/8/2025, 10:31:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

Idk man but the massive fucking Jesus sign at College Gameday needs to fucking go. Why are we allowing cults to advertise like this

30/8/2025, 2:31:34 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worst news imaginable. One day though, it’ll be the day.

30/8/2025, 1:27:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

I cannot wait for the real ā€œLiberation Dayā€

29/8/2025, 11:10:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

I’m a big fan of hers but this new album from Sabrina Carpenter is objectively terrible. I’m devastated

29/8/2025, 10:31:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

I use it for my grad school group chat, I think it’s best for international texting and large group chats. Otherwise it seems sketchy imo

29/8/2025, 2:28:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Great timing, they just announced Mega Hawlucha for the Legends ZA game. Will be in PoGo in roughly 4 years lol

28/8/2025, 10:56:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck the Packers

28/8/2025, 9:33:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk if you understand my hatred of the Packers. I hate them more than I like breathing.

28/8/2025, 9:33:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck the Packers now and forever

28/8/2025, 9:09:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Prayer works! It turns people into psychopaths, works like a charm tbh

28/8/2025, 6:32:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Erik! When is the PODD midweek mailbag? Need your thoughts on this weeks news

28/8/2025, 4:48:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michelle (@chelles116.bsky.social) reposted

If anyone happens to have a ticket for nc state/ecu tonight, my kid is looking

28/8/2025, 1:38:29 PM | 0 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Rothstein (@asrothstein.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government An embarrassed National Rifle Association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do.
27/8/2025, 7:58:24 PM | 839 160 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

If it weren’t for the helmet, I’d guess it was a leak tbh

28/8/2025, 12:19:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Where’d this come from? Looks legit

28/8/2025, 10:33:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œI’ll go hug my child, you go hug your gun. We are not the same.ā€

27/8/2025, 10:03:14 PM | 47 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Shoot from the point less. Surely those words are not allowed to be in the same sentence…

27/8/2025, 6:38:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I know I’m just pissed I had to watch this man ruin every preseason game and I wanted to vent about how much he sucks šŸ˜‚

27/8/2025, 5:50:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

He can’t read a defense. He plays scared. Pivots to scrambling so quickly and can’t hold on to the ball. 5 turnovers and zero TD drives this preseason.

27/8/2025, 5:48:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Panthers fans. I’m so sorry. Hooker is useless in every single way.

27/8/2025, 5:37:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

Right? Like I have no loyalty to child rapists. Really weird that anyone would have loyalty to them. Let’s unpack that?

27/8/2025, 4:17:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Jaguars*

27/8/2025, 11:01:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

Who did this?

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26/8/2025, 10:38:10 PM | 14786 3568 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t understand the edge rusher management. I thought the criticism at the draft was overblown but we have three open roster spots and couldn’t keep Nate Lynn? Make it make sense

26/8/2025, 8:25:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

Just in case it’s been awhile since you read the constitution, I can assure you that he does not have that right. He doesn’t have the right to do most of the shit he’s done. No one seems to care.

26/8/2025, 7:51:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty crazy week for you, in the best of ways!

26/8/2025, 6:09:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

Well, I guess I won’t be marrying Taylor Swift. (He says, happily married)

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26/8/2025, 5:14:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted

THIS…is the mindset. THIS…is the attitude. THIS…is the fire in the gut….that we are going to ALL have to adopt. I have. Have you? We can’t have people sit this one out…and still prevail.

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26/8/2025, 3:19:06 AM | 13820 4138 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact that ā€œtheyā€ blame propaganda is wiiild. Like buddy, you got convinced that a child raping felon that only cares about billionaires is the right guy. Please do not talk to us about propaganda!

24/8/2025, 1:29:07 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Good to hear! Excited to take the little one next month. Chimps are high on the priority list

24/8/2025, 1:54:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also

24/8/2025, 1:50:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Noted ball knower Andrew proving that he in fact, knows ball Detroit is awesome

24/8/2025, 1:49:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d say good riddance but I don’t care enough about him. Just go away.

23/8/2025, 7:52:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jet Lag Season 16: @thewheatgerm.bsky.social @adamchase.bsky.social

23/8/2025, 4:04:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are you there? We are taking Mason to that zoo next month, let me know what you ! think, haven’t been since elementary school Say hi to Jared Goff please.

23/8/2025, 2:49:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

What ingredients of the burger are left at this point

23/8/2025, 12:40:41 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Risdon (@jeffrizz.bsky.social) reposted

Graham Glasgow injury update: Lions center suffered 'minor issue' to his lower leg and is not expected to have any long-term concern, per a trusted report

22/8/2025, 9:41:15 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

It actually is legally not Friday until I see this GIF

22/8/2025, 2:03:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

I have to think it’s a positive!

21/8/2025, 2:53:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

But will it have a 🐟

21/8/2025, 2:47:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Opening night and Whalers for me so far. I’m in a masters program so looking at college rushing some games this season šŸ¤‘

21/8/2025, 2:27:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cannes

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21/8/2025, 2:20:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

He weighs about 95lbs btw! Crazy athletic for his size.

21/8/2025, 2:02:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

One of his highlights!

21/8/2025, 1:59:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Brindy!

21/8/2025, 1:57:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you! I already have my mother in law working on getting it on a shirt for me 🤣

21/8/2025, 1:51:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

Got a nice action shot of Brindy playing frisbee yesterday and have turned it into a new logo and it’s my favorite thing ever

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21/8/2025, 12:52:25 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachel W (@carolinarachel.bsky.social) reposted

My kid needs to interview an engineer for school - phone or in person - and I know no one. If someone might be willing to speak with him for a few minutes, that would be awesome!

21/8/2025, 10:54:36 AM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gia Worthy ā¤ļøšŸ–¤šŸ’š (@classicallygia.bsky.social) reposted

I dated a Riley when I was younger. It was detrimental to my mental health and only made worse because our peers thought he was so nice. Speaking from experience, the way they are editing Riley & Kat’s relationship is dangerous and I worry about her the longer it goes on #BB27

21/8/2025, 12:30:14 AM | 63 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah Gehlhausen (@sarahgehlhausen.bsky.social) reposted

I’m aware this is ridiculous but I’d LOVE a new job in the Triangle here soon so I don’t have to worry about taking time off to drive up to Raleigh for the Canes preseason game on the 28th šŸ•ÆļøšŸ•ÆļøšŸ•Æļø

20/8/2025, 6:26:25 PM | 11 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

Guys. He needed time to think over the request to report and get comfortable. I don’t understand why people keep rushing this man into things. He needs plenty of time to get comfortable and adjusted. I’m sure he will report once he has had some more time to think it over and get situated.

20/8/2025, 5:37:41 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy to see this. I chatted with Quickie a few times, top notch guy. ā¤ļø

20/8/2025, 4:27:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ChuckFather^2 (@chuck2father.blacksky.app) reposted

I...am going to make a serious effort to tap in with black Hurricanes fans in NC this season and meet up for some games. We're celebrating 20 years since the Stanley Cup win in December I think I want to start there.

20/8/2025, 3:43:09 AM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

5 I don’t talk to people on planes. I download a movie to watch and would rather die than talk to another human. Ehlers is the vibe.

19/8/2025, 3:31:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

The editing was also just incredible.

19/8/2025, 2:22:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

You will not believe this but when I go to vote they make me bring my washing machine. Shit is out of control.

18/8/2025, 6:54:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey @amikebloomtype.bsky.social! Is DONDI coming back for a third season? Have you heard anything either way on the future of that series?

17/8/2025, 11:41:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā€œWhere we go from here with Hookerā€

17/8/2025, 12:40:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

America has fallen.

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16/8/2025, 10:55:05 PM | 14145 5349 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Jk that was mean

16/8/2025, 9:44:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Say it bitch

16/8/2025, 9:44:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@minakimes.bsky.social should I draft him at 10 in my fantasy draft today

16/8/2025, 8:45:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

The easiest way to say it is that the Bananas just ā€œget itā€. They focus on the fan experience and it’s just a good time for everyone. Zero barrier to entry to have fun.

16/8/2025, 3:20:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

You should do this

16/8/2025, 12:35:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Canes Stats Brandā„¢ (@canesstats.bsky.social) reposted

Whereiscaroline.com

16/8/2025, 12:00:51 AM | 22 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Reasons Jeffries should be in his position: (End of list)

15/8/2025, 11:58:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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šŸ¤žmeteoršŸ¤ž šŸ¤žmeteoršŸ¤ž šŸ¤žmeteoršŸ¤ž

15/8/2025, 7:57:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taran Armstrong (@taranarmstrong.bsky.social) reposted

23 years ago, Marcellas' eviction served as a chilling warning to all future players that they should always use the veto. Zach now stands as a testament to the fact that the lessons of history are always doomed to be forgotten; that everybody thinks they are the exception. God save us all. #BB27

15/8/2025, 12:49:41 AM | 1320 244 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

He can get off my planet too while he’s at it

15/8/2025, 12:48:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Zach did so bad at this competition that I’m considering changing my name out of embarrassment

15/8/2025, 12:32:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need that Team Keanu shirt like I need air #BB27

15/8/2025, 12:30:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted

While I have plenty of beef with other stuff Newsom has done, this is exactly what we need right now

14/8/2025, 10:16:15 PM | 7131 931 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

He is a flawed person, but damnit I’m riding with Newsom. Fight fire with fire! Thank you Governor!

14/8/2025, 7:55:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah? But I bet he didn’t listen to the Taylor Swift podcast!

14/8/2025, 12:37:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best two hours of my life

14/8/2025, 1:17:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Water is wet

13/8/2025, 10:33:18 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are there many examples of owners owning teams in separate markets ala Dundon seemingly will? My knowledge outside of my own teams is terrible

13/8/2025, 5:09:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

No one cares about the Cowboys. Haven’t been relevant in decades. The media’s focus on them mirrors their ability to focus on what people care about in other areas.

13/8/2025, 11:47:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

#ReleaseTheCuomoList

12/8/2025, 5:46:28 PM | 35230 8999 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where did you find this magnificent beauty

12/8/2025, 8:53:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was just talking to my wife about how Taylor Swift might not be #1 on my Spotify wrapped with no new music in awhile. She clearly heard me. #TS12

12/8/2025, 1:40:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suddenly becoming the 51st state doesn’t sound so bad does it?! (This is very much sarcasm)

12/8/2025, 10:58:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Whitford (@bradleywhitford.bsky.social) reposted

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12/8/2025, 3:47:22 AM | 20415 4523 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they aren’t all rotting in jail then the American experiment is a complete and total failure.

12/8/2025, 12:19:32 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea (@tarynt.bsky.social) reposted

The most outrageous part of Trump deploying the National Guard to DC is that his name is all over the Epstein files.

11/8/2025, 10:02:50 PM | 144 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

Why does that bitch in the middle perpetually look so pressed. Small dick energy if I’ve ever seen it.

11/8/2025, 8:15:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The craziest thing about what Trump is doing today is that RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

11/8/2025, 5:30:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who are your best fantasy football sleepers? Redraft league, 12 team, 1/2PPR. Looking for this years Bucky Irving or Chase Brown. #FFB #fantasyfootball #NFL

10/8/2025, 6:32:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

All glory to the trained medical professionals! šŸ™ praise science and urgent medical care! šŸ™ŒšŸ»

9/8/2025, 2:17:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

How about instead of posting bible verses you post thank yous to the medical staff that acted so quickly and helped you? We need a separation of religion and sports, I beg.

9/8/2025, 2:14:07 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)

I’m so tired of people thanking god for helping them get through an injury. Like, that same god that allowed the injury to happen? If god was the guy you all like to act like he is, wouldn’t he just have prevented you from getting hurt in the first place? It’s such a freaking cult.

9/8/2025, 2:12:57 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent

Andrew Cuomo is a disgusting piece of shit that didn’t qualify for the heavyweight bout. Go run for something else bitch.

9/8/2025, 1:22:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view