Zach
@zjmitche.bsky.social
Apex/Raleigh NC šš« You may know me as CaniacZach. Canes. Lions. Progressive. Pokemon Go. Survivor. He/Him
created November 8, 2024
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Wade Minter (@wademinter.com) reposted
If I have any CanesSky mutuals or people I know in the Triangle who would want to stop by my birthday social on September 3 (very informal, just drop-in and drop-out whenever you want, no gifts needed), let me know! I'm going to be hanging out for a couple of hours to socialize. #RaiseUp
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
This is one of the best things that the left can do. Speed is bigger to this generation than Brad Pitt was to ours.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Best Buy now sells lawnmowers and grills Just thought you should know this information
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Fuck the Packers
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
They will draft a Manning #1 if itās the last thing they do
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Ours in Apex closed and Iām devastated
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
My thoughts areā¦release the Epstein Files. The sitting president likely raped children and we are talking about weight loss drugs. We should talk about nothing but Epstein.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Every single republican is either a pathological hypocrite or dumber than a bag of dirt. There is no in between.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Idk man but the massive fucking Jesus sign at College Gameday needs to fucking go. Why are we allowing cults to advertise like this
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Worst news imaginable. One day though, itāll be the day.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
I cannot wait for the real āLiberation Dayā
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Iām a big fan of hers but this new album from Sabrina Carpenter is objectively terrible. Iām devastated
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
I use it for my grad school group chat, I think itās best for international texting and large group chats. Otherwise it seems sketchy imo
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Great timing, they just announced Mega Hawlucha for the Legends ZA game. Will be in PoGo in roughly 4 years lol
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck the Packers
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Idk if you understand my hatred of the Packers. I hate them more than I like breathing.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Fuck the Packers now and forever
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Prayer works! It turns people into psychopaths, works like a charm tbh
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Erik! When is the PODD midweek mailbag? Need your thoughts on this weeks news
Michelle (@chelles116.bsky.social) reposted
If anyone happens to have a ticket for nc state/ecu tonight, my kid is looking
Andrew Rothstein (@asrothstein.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
If it werenāt for the helmet, Iād guess it was a leak tbh
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Whereād this come from? Looks legit
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
āIāll go hug my child, you go hug your gun. We are not the same.ā
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Shoot from the point less. Surely those words are not allowed to be in the same sentenceā¦
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I know Iām just pissed I had to watch this man ruin every preseason game and I wanted to vent about how much he sucks š
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
He canāt read a defense. He plays scared. Pivots to scrambling so quickly and canāt hold on to the ball. 5 turnovers and zero TD drives this preseason.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Panthers fans. Iām so sorry. Hooker is useless in every single way.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Right? Like I have no loyalty to child rapists. Really weird that anyone would have loyalty to them. Letās unpack that?
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Jaguars*
Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted
Who did this?
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Donāt understand the edge rusher management. I thought the criticism at the draft was overblown but we have three open roster spots and couldnāt keep Nate Lynn? Make it make sense
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Just in case itās been awhile since you read the constitution, I can assure you that he does not have that right. He doesnāt have the right to do most of the shit heās done. No one seems to care.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty crazy week for you, in the best of ways!
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Well, I guess I wonāt be marrying Taylor Swift. (He says, happily married)
Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted
THISā¦is the mindset. THISā¦is the attitude. THISā¦is the fire in the gutā¦.that we are going to ALL have to adopt. I have. Have you? We canāt have people sit this one outā¦and still prevail.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that ātheyā blame propaganda is wiiild. Like buddy, you got convinced that a child raping felon that only cares about billionaires is the right guy. Please do not talk to us about propaganda!
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Good to hear! Excited to take the little one next month. Chimps are high on the priority list
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Also
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Noted ball knower Andrew proving that he in fact, knows ball Detroit is awesome
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Iād say good riddance but I donāt care enough about him. Just go away.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Jet Lag Season 16: @thewheatgerm.bsky.social @adamchase.bsky.social
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you there? We are taking Mason to that zoo next month, let me know what you ! think, havenāt been since elementary school Say hi to Jared Goff please.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
What ingredients of the burger are left at this point
Jeff Risdon (@jeffrizz.bsky.social) reposted
Graham Glasgow injury update: Lions center suffered 'minor issue' to his lower leg and is not expected to have any long-term concern, per a trusted report
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
It actually is legally not Friday until I see this GIF
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
I have to think itās a positive!
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
But will it have a š
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Opening night and Whalers for me so far. Iām in a masters program so looking at college rushing some games this season š¤
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Cannes
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
He weighs about 95lbs btw! Crazy athletic for his size.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
One of his highlights!
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Brindy!
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! I already have my mother in law working on getting it on a shirt for me š¤£
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Got a nice action shot of Brindy playing frisbee yesterday and have turned it into a new logo and itās my favorite thing ever
Rachel W (@carolinarachel.bsky.social) reposted
My kid needs to interview an engineer for school - phone or in person - and I know no one. If someone might be willing to speak with him for a few minutes, that would be awesome!
Gia Worthy ā¤ļøš¤š (@classicallygia.bsky.social) reposted
I dated a Riley when I was younger. It was detrimental to my mental health and only made worse because our peers thought he was so nice. Speaking from experience, the way they are editing Riley & Katās relationship is dangerous and I worry about her the longer it goes on #BB27
Sarah Gehlhausen (@sarahgehlhausen.bsky.social) reposted
Iām aware this is ridiculous but Iād LOVE a new job in the Triangle here soon so I donāt have to worry about taking time off to drive up to Raleigh for the Canes preseason game on the 28th šÆļøšÆļøšÆļø
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Guys. He needed time to think over the request to report and get comfortable. I donāt understand why people keep rushing this man into things. He needs plenty of time to get comfortable and adjusted. Iām sure he will report once he has had some more time to think it over and get situated.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy to see this. I chatted with Quickie a few times, top notch guy. ā¤ļø
ChuckFather^2 (@chuck2father.blacksky.app) reposted
I...am going to make a serious effort to tap in with black Hurricanes fans in NC this season and meet up for some games. We're celebrating 20 years since the Stanley Cup win in December I think I want to start there.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
5 I donāt talk to people on planes. I download a movie to watch and would rather die than talk to another human. Ehlers is the vibe.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
The editing was also just incredible.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
You will not believe this but when I go to vote they make me bring my washing machine. Shit is out of control.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Hey @amikebloomtype.bsky.social! Is DONDI coming back for a third season? Have you heard anything either way on the future of that series?
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
āWhere we go from here with Hookerā
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
America has fallen.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Jk that was mean
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Say it bitch
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
@minakimes.bsky.social should I draft him at 10 in my fantasy draft today
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
The easiest way to say it is that the Bananas just āget itā. They focus on the fan experience and itās just a good time for everyone. Zero barrier to entry to have fun.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
You should do this
The Canes Stats Brand⢠(@canesstats.bsky.social) reposted
Whereiscaroline.com
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Reasons Jeffries should be in his position: (End of list)
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
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Taran Armstrong (@taranarmstrong.bsky.social) reposted
23 years ago, Marcellas' eviction served as a chilling warning to all future players that they should always use the veto. Zach now stands as a testament to the fact that the lessons of history are always doomed to be forgotten; that everybody thinks they are the exception. God save us all. #BB27
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
He can get off my planet too while heās at it
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Zach did so bad at this competition that Iām considering changing my name out of embarrassment
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Need that Team Keanu shirt like I need air #BB27
Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted
While I have plenty of beef with other stuff Newsom has done, this is exactly what we need right now
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
He is a flawed person, but damnit Iām riding with Newsom. Fight fire with fire! Thank you Governor!
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Yeah? But I bet he didnāt listen to the Taylor Swift podcast!
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Best two hours of my life
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Water is wet
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Are there many examples of owners owning teams in separate markets ala Dundon seemingly will? My knowledge outside of my own teams is terrible
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
No one cares about the Cowboys. Havenāt been relevant in decades. The mediaās focus on them mirrors their ability to focus on what people care about in other areas.
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
#ReleaseTheCuomoList
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Where did you find this magnificent beauty
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
I was just talking to my wife about how Taylor Swift might not be #1 on my Spotify wrapped with no new music in awhile. She clearly heard me. #TS12
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Suddenly becoming the 51st state doesnāt sound so bad does it?! (This is very much sarcasm)
Bradley Whitford (@bradleywhitford.bsky.social) reposted
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
If they arenāt all rotting in jail then the American experiment is a complete and total failure.
Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea (@tarynt.bsky.social) reposted
The most outrageous part of Trump deploying the National Guard to DC is that his name is all over the Epstein files.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Why does that bitch in the middle perpetually look so pressed. Small dick energy if Iāve ever seen it.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
The craziest thing about what Trump is doing today is that RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Who are your best fantasy football sleepers? Redraft league, 12 team, 1/2PPR. Looking for this years Bucky Irving or Chase Brown. #FFB #fantasyfootball #NFL
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
All glory to the trained medical professionals! š praise science and urgent medical care! šš»
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
How about instead of posting bible verses you post thank yous to the medical staff that acted so quickly and helped you? We need a separation of religion and sports, I beg.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social)
Iām so tired of people thanking god for helping them get through an injury. Like, that same god that allowed the injury to happen? If god was the guy you all like to act like he is, wouldnāt he just have prevented you from getting hurt in the first place? Itās such a freaking cult.
Zach (@zjmitche.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Cuomo is a disgusting piece of shit that didnāt qualify for the heavyweight bout. Go run for something else bitch.