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I'm starting the morning with some very loud mind melting death metal. Should be a great day.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Hawk-wind.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

(Th)Rush.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

That Tesla truck monstrosity is unbelievably shite and that's me being generous.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

He is???

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel so dejected and saddened.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember WulfHelm used to present a weekly picture of a real spud for our amusement back in the good ol' Twitter days. Oh, the memories!

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Us unalived wolves will be happy to lead you folk. Protection and fair(ish) elections for all critters.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure they are, I recently stood up for one that got in my attic and chewed the wiring. Landlord wanted to poison it and I said no way mate.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Red squirrels or the foreign grey type?

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

They also don't have feet and hands.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

That don't explain the no arsecrack situation.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Yer welcome.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

It can't be, no arsecracks.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha, like you've ever studied the bible.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

The effin' vegan options are shite!

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Personal trainers are expensive y'know?

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you still do potato of the week?

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm ex Twitter, I still remember the oppression.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

You're in the army now?

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not fair!

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I thought it was just something you say when you're having a sesh with your mates. Pass me the spliff, maaaan.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure I'd like my rights put into the hands of f-wits like Fartage and Tice somehow!

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

It won't be long, yeah, it won't be long yeh!

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't it the large oil companies that donate to political parties in offer to gain favour? Bring back the cane!

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I also tried this once but peed into a bucket in the little shed on the allotment. No one noticed and my embarrassment was spared.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

The Indians sent signals from the rocks above the pass.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard he was playing golf and I'd wager he won too.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Stick yet scraps yer miser!

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

G'day gorgeous?

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Haggisball Celtic 3 Haggisball Rangers 3.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Was that because you were on it?

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Hi Bear, He gone and fooked Twitter didn't he? I'm pretty sure I'm leaving that cesspool very soon too. Fuck Elon and all he other scumbags causing suffering.

zombie-wolf.bsky.social (@zombie-wolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I joined bsky and followed you