I may get around to eating there in the next 6 months. I finally got over to Culver's, post-being set on fire it's first week here lol
Ohio. Guitarist/singer for 99 Spirits. Sufferer of multiple degenerative joint diseases. Spoonie/chronically ill. Mst3k. Columbo. Takashi Miike. Eraserhead. Also a serious sleep disorder for good measure.
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I may get around to eating there in the next 6 months. I finally got over to Culver's, post-being set on fire it's first week here lol
I also had to do an homage to Andy Warhol so i did a collage in his style of Kim Gordon. I remember getting a somewhat decent grade on everything.
My art class teacher's name was Mrs. Clapper & she was cool & didn't need more aggravation because people were already constantly making jokes about her name.
I remember doing a book report in Art in high school about Andy Warhol & there's a part in the the book talking about how at the height of drug usage Lou Reed & Warhol use to put plastic wrap over their faces & take turns shitting in each other's mouths. Really wanted to put that in my book report.
At least we got taught how to hide under our desks during a nuke attack
i had the 1st episode Bart Simpson thing happen where they put me in the gifted class only for me to overwhelmingly fail to the point of them realizing quickly i shouldn't have been in the class. Does wonders to one's childhood self-esteem!
Not a subtitle typo lol
they don't try hard enough, the wankers.
sorry, i can't help it.
There are outtakes on the Juno dvd where Rainn Wilson is being an absolute prick & asshole to the actors, crew, & director and i often think they put that stuff on the dvd just to show that he's a POS. Also, isn't it curious how you never see him in stuff anymore?
The only very old musicians in my local scene i stan are the former members of The Ohio Express who still play out all the time simply cause they love/have to play. Respect.
not only do you get me as Attenborough, but i also, unconvincingly, don a slight southern accent with the other character.
I threatened a very silly tik tok at some point with David Attenborough continuously leaving advice for a bigot. lo & behold... www.tiktok.com/@ghostofatte...
he did us a solid...while probably making a solid in his depends.
The skin on his face keeps vomiting in a vain attempt to leave.
I have Metallica shirts older than you yes i know it's very sad
I'm always thinking about the egg swallowing scene.
Ohhhh I get it. Tik tok is the conceited capital of the world. Huh.
1st selfie on new phone
"I got that summertime, summertime sadn...er, i mean, i just want something i can never haavveeee"
Pretty Hate Machine by NIN is the guy version of Lana Del Rey's Born to Die YEAH I SAID IT
Would be cool...
Found myself really liking this one after being super skeptical.
Yep www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt3v...
Would never have made it to the war in Troy with all my “Aaaaaaaaggghamemnon” jokes on the boat.
People talk about big life moments involving relationships & work & emotional fulfillment & i'm over here like one of the best things i've ever done is bootleg every episode of SCTV & put in on a hard drive so i have them forever.
people keep complaining/not understanding what is going on with the weather like why is it cold hot cold hot cold at night hot all day it's because climate change is so bad we get a rubber band effect now where extremes pull it back & let it fly back & forth it's why we aren't having seasons anymore
We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
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One more thing...
Idk if it's because they would only do one Columbo every 2 or 3 years by this point, but there's like a dozen semi-famous guest star actors in this.
She's getting plenty of screen time though, good for her.
Ope, nevermind, she's dead in the first 10 minutes.
Welp, I got only 3 more latter-day 'bad' Columbos to go, thankfully Rue McClanahan will make this one breezier. Then I can restart Columbo from the beginning, err, I mean start watching Murder She Wrote finally.
took less than an hour. I knew ya'll were my kinda people.
If this post gets 5 likes, i'll post a video of me at 14 lookin' like a very young Beck, play-hitting myself in the head with a small shovel.
Aeon Flux Capacitor.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQM_...
younger folk, videos from the 80s occasionally had a minute or 3 of no music in the beginning. Just random nonsense no one asked for. also, this song is basically like 'welp, we should have broken up but we didn't, things are borderline-comfy now, i guess we'll stay together, just because...'
sunday earworm purge youtu.be/J08ZwySCoJ8?...
Huey Lewis & The Snooze, amirite folks??
idk if this is a.i. but some geek website posted this and...lemme just get my 'comic book guy' voice on really quick... "Um, sir, those are truly not VHS, but in fact are cassettes for the 1st iteration of playback analog, the Betamax." i'm laughing but i'm the one who still owns a working Betamax
Love that i was over 28 years old when Twilight came out & entirely missed the brunt of all that crap entering my brain love that for me
when i went to transfer my phone, the 3 employees at best buy who helped me ALL periodically complained about a.i. in some manner by the time i left & how it makes their jobs harder...and also just that they generally hate it lol
I get the melody to this song stuck in my head for weeks at a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-WT...
I've played bad star wars games, he'll, they used to not make good ones and people would wish they were better. This is a great star wars game, so unfairly maligned. And I got HOOKED on the card game lol
had to re-do post 😅
Whenever i leave the house, i have to avoid a bee's nest like a celebrity ducking TMZ "I'm not a flower. I'm not a flower. No comment. I am not a flower!"
2025 - just cruisin' with the lookalikes & avoiding responsibilities, as one is wont to do.
They are gonna try to take away women's right to vote here and people are like 🤷♂️. FAFO I guess 🙄
anyway now that i have a phone that can actually DO things and i can have more than 3 apps without it taking a shit, i'll finally get on discord, and also finally start my very weird Attenborough tik tak idea/account.
Gahhh, new phones are so weird!!
Why are these standing ovations only at European film festivals and whatnot? Just once I wanna see the crowd at an AMC in Cleveland give a 9 minute standing ovation after Smurfs 5 or some shit.
Today i learned that if you have a phone over 8 years old, you're gonna have a helluva time transferring your contacts & info & shit over to a new one.
It doesn't matter which Deerhoof album you put on, it's gonna be killer music for a drive with the windows down during a nice day. youtu.be/ckqicsZD2xI?...
i can believe one but not two... which means something is, as the kids now a day say, 'suss.' :)
Anyway here's Bill Murray as a substitute teacher on the short-lived series Square Pegs on syndication the other night.
oh god, i remember those now. maybe the only good thing he was doing at the time !
he must have had a slow morning that day & already too much wine. maybe one of his dog's shit on his floor.
stand up is such a loose loose term for what he does lol I don't mind him much, but it makes me laugh how obviously bothered by how he's not as successful now as he thinks he should be.
Never tagged him, mind you. ...but he sure minded me. lol
Is Gervais on blue sky & can he search his own name & is he gonna day-drunk search & see my post & give me shit again? hmmm.... 🤔
It can't be BOTH Amelie day & Terminator 2 day you gotta pick one
#LetterBoxdFriday
Remember how the o.g. Office was genius funny & then the next show Extras was genius funny & then shortly after Stephen Merchant & Ricky Gervais had a falling out & then every show Ricky did after that wasn't funny? hmmmm...... 🤔
i've never used an uber eats or had groceries delivered to me cause i'm old school introverted & have had lifelong social anxiety. If i don't force myself to go out i never will & it's super important i do
To the people who argue with grok/chatgpt/a.i.
I've watched several Satyajit Ray films over the years & I was stoked to find this one is set in more modern times, but with the same sensibilities that make this director so wonderful. letterboxd.com/zombimanos/f...
2025 wants you to despair. So laugh. I laugh. If a shark stops swimming, it dies (I think?)
They've really excelled up and up from teen dream on, I think
I learned from an interview he improv'd this !
Let’s see you at 21
Now count how many men will be wearing a suit with sneakers.
To the people who argue with grok/chatgpt/a.i.
💰💵💰 come on bro don't you wanna be rich loser! 💵💰💵
She will never get to experience someone introducing her now a days as "Doris Diz-ay is in the hiz-ouse!" like Jason Mewes would, and for that...we are all the lesser.
holy shit, i was gonna go to that show but had a breakup centered around that album & gave my ticket to someone else. I would have been there right along with you lol
i love it when i've been listening to a band for ages & then they go and drop an absolute masterpiece of an album.
Revenge of the Sith is 20 years old & this album is now 10. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfIT...
definitely this.
tbh we should all get nobel peace prizes for having to explain, in detail, to our parents just why they can't trust anything online anymore while they argue vehemently against it cause of their own pride.
if you think i'm coming out to a local show you invite me to, to see an out of town band called "milking daddies," you are very sorely mistaken.
thursday www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aw8...
Curly fries will taste perfect.
idk you try to sing an elliott smith song while looking directly at a man with a mullet holstering a gun...
Corey Feldman needs mental health help, not thousands of people reblogging videos he made of him with models he hires to hang out with him all day long.
200 bucks at a show i was meant to play free, and it was during the Bush recession. but i guess you meant concerts *I* saw, soooo... idk maybe seeing Radiohead front row during OK Computer.
Played a solo concert of sad bastard music to a field full of hundreds of no-shirt wearing, fall-down-drunk rednecks having a party & i thought they were gonna kill me cause they didn't like the 1st band but they got dead quiet for me & set down a tip jar only for me. I made nearly 200 bucks
Performance fart?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uonb...
If your parents name you Tristan, they're fucking you up for life.
this is my exact issue as i'm making my way through Oblivion for the first time.
