Zach
@zwal93.bsky.social
Any complaints please see cover photo
created July 6, 2023
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ℳatt (@matttomic.bsky.social) reposted
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin. CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez? (crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy") MAMDANI: Lucas Duda (crowd going nuts)
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
“rich people should be allowed to rip things directly out of the hands of children” is a world class Take, linkedin has truly developed the juice
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Ryan, hollering MIZ (@craftylefty2126.bsky.social) reposted
WELCOME TO BORDER WAR HATE WEEK
Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson.bsky.social) reposted
Look at that beautiful blue sky! ⏰☠️ Wake Up Dead Man, the new Benoit Blanc mystery. Thanksgiving in theaters, 12/12 on Netflix. More to come very soon…
Tyler Greever (@tylergreever.bsky.social) reposted
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
Forgot all about that leg injury, good for him
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Max Johnson????
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
OH MY GOD
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
Good lord pass the sticks back to Gene Chizik @northcarolinatarheels
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
I dunno the guy asking Google AI if his plant doesn’t love him is pretty bleak too
Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) reposted
UNC hasn't completed a pass in two hours.
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
I can offer a neat hat that’s somewhere in my parents house
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
As someone who took a single campus tour of TCU in late 2011, I claim a part in this very funny outcome
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
lol
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
I do think they might have gotten more aggressive with putting decent games on Thursday and Friday so it might just feel like a longer experience
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
That man’s name is Manjack
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it’s the only weekend they don’t have to worry about the NFL so gotta go all out
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
That’s a damn good punt given the circumstances
Ethan "Acorn Speed" Lavery (@ethanlavery.bsky.social) reposted
Easy one
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Steve Belichick looks absolutely nothing like you’d expect Bill Belichik’s son to look like lmao
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Playing Red Dead 2 as it was meant to be experienced (a bow hunting simulator)
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
The rare joke fodder that is funnier in and of itself than any of the jokes about it. Just pondering it
Paul Cooper (@paulmmcooper.com) reposted
Some of the most remarkable lost artefacts from the ancient world were the titanic wrecks of the Nemi ships, built for a Roman emperor. In their first-century heyday they held gardens, palaces and baths in a floating wonderland. But barely a decade after their recovery, they were lost forever.
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Oh god it’s kansas week I hate them so much
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
lmao do I look like a man who went to office hours
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
his offensive line could have at least pretended to get in the way of the rush, to be fair
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
this game is everything you want out of college football
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
I can’t believe he made it
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
Miami playing for a very long FG attempt with a kicker who went 4/11 last year baby I’m on the ceiling
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
So mad, whatever I’m leaving it
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Went in rooting for Miami but now I’m gonna be so bad if they pull this off
Bill "Bell Beefer" Stinkwater (@klausbromi.bsky.social) reposted
Run three draws after that int to settle for a FG and this is what you deserve! I don't make the rules!
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
stop posting, moron
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
hell yeah man
Daniel (@dsurach.bsky.social) reposted
OH NO DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
I'm at least 80% sure he's fine but I'm not totally closed off to the theory that they don't want to give people the opportunity for public celebrations on a holiday weekend
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Finnish citizenship
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
The U can't be back as long as the Canes play at Hard Rock but Miami might be back
Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) reposted
Ridiculous
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like that
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
WHAT
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
OH MY GOD WHAT
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Miami’s student section is legitimately embarrassing
What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan (@jacketdan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
But who are your witnesses? @darthbluesky.bsky.social? @edsbs.bsky.social? It’s not what you know. It’s what you can prove.
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Kyron Jones is so bad lol
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Now that's as good of an August win in the Premier League as you can get
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
SZOBO!!!!!
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Still don’t understand what they were trying to do with this
Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted
Sober wife makes another appearance.
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
Incredible level of starting something you have zero intention of finishing
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Letting the North Dakota school I’m not even a sort of fan of losing a football game affect my mood, we are so back
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
nooooooooooooooo he had it
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
ugh UND fully panicked down the stretch, pain
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Goddammit
Tommy Tomlinson (@tommytomlinson.bsky.social) reposted
“The receiver caught the ball, crossed the goal line, but then handed the ball to the referee, clearly losing possession”
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
^me watching the Mavericks in 2008 playoffs
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Avery Johnson might just kinda suck huh
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
good lord LSU
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
NORTH DAKOTA
Hyperlexic (@hyperlexic.bsky.social) reposted
They’re doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Folks you might wanna find ESPN+
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
Take the series tomorrow boys, and let’s get it rolling
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
#HEYHEYHEYHEY
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
North Dakota (not even that one!) 👀👀👀
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Alex Gordon Game 1 2015 World Series vibes
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
yeah, that's West Texas
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Bobby Witt, man
Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
In a historic first, Cajuns struggle with Rice
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Missouri State going to USC as their first venture into FBS football is going as well as you might expect
Bill DiFilippo (@billdifilippo.bsky.social) reposted
brian kelly halftime speech
Richard Martin (@rnm1996.bsky.social) reposted
Paging @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
It’s so funny that Clemson has to get on a bus to run down the hill
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
legendary
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
if Kirby and Beau aren't watching Castellanos today and salivating...
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
LITERALLY THE ONE TIME HE SHOULDN'T HAVE RAN HE PULLS IT DOWN I LOVE THIS GUY
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Ty Simpson and throwing the ball into the ground when he could easily run forward for a five yard gain, name a more iconic duo
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Beau Pribula, SEC Champion QB. Book it.
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
college football is full of funny results so I don't say this lightly but this might be one of the funniest results of... at least the 21st century? Just factoring in how bad FSU was in 24, the playoff controversy in 23, Bama flailing post-Saban. This is the good shit.
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
NOLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
College football coaches on fourth down have gone beyond Analytics. They have entered Madden Gamer Who Thinks Third-Down Stop Was Not Canon mode
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
I love that so much
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
HELL YEAH NOLES
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Bama might win this by two scores
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
THERE WAS NOBODY CLOSE
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
HE HAD THE FIRST IF HE RAN IT
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
God I missed Group Watching Football on the Internet
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
Still not sure Simpson has any chance to do it but FSU is gonna do all they can it looks like
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
You were saying
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
OH NOles
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Bama needs to get a bad kicker if they want to be Bama again, that’s the secret sauce
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
And the sidekick
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
This will do
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent
(don't let the fact that the title game was played on January 11th ruin this joke please)
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
We are talkin bout the Noles
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Dudes rock
Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)
Luckily for Alabama I can’t think of anyone named DeBoer who’s coaching career went down in flames this year so they’re probably fine