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@zwal93.bsky.social

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created July 6, 2023

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Profile picture ℳatt (@matttomic.bsky.social) reposted

DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin. CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez? (crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy") MAMDANI: Lucas Duda (crowd going nuts)

2/9/2025, 5:52:31 PM | 2414 433 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

“rich people should be allowed to rip things directly out of the hands of children” is a world class Take, linkedin has truly developed the juice

2/9/2025, 4:22:07 PM | 743 152 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:50:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan, hollering MIZ (@craftylefty2126.bsky.social) reposted

WELCOME TO BORDER WAR HATE WEEK

Mizzou student holding a sign at a basketball game that reads
2/9/2025, 2:46:53 PM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson.bsky.social) reposted

Look at that beautiful blue sky! ⏰☠️ Wake Up Dead Man, the new Benoit Blanc mystery. Thanksgiving in theaters, 12/12 on Netflix. More to come very soon…

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2/9/2025, 1:12:11 PM | 7977 1684 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tyler Greever (@tylergreever.bsky.social) reposted

2/9/2025, 3:21:23 AM | 176 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent

Forgot all about that leg injury, good for him

2/9/2025, 2:39:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Max Johnson????

2/9/2025, 2:30:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OH MY GOD

2/9/2025, 2:22:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

Good lord pass the sticks back to Gene Chizik @northcarolinatarheels

2/9/2025, 2:17:13 AM | 147 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno the guy asking Google AI if his plant doesn’t love him is pretty bleak too

2/9/2025, 2:17:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) reposted

UNC hasn't completed a pass in two hours.

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2/9/2025, 2:13:49 AM | 186 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent

I can offer a neat hat that’s somewhere in my parents house

2/9/2025, 2:03:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who took a single campus tour of TCU in late 2011, I claim a part in this very funny outcome

2/9/2025, 1:59:54 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol

2/9/2025, 1:58:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent

I do think they might have gotten more aggressive with putting decent games on Thursday and Friday so it might just feel like a longer experience

2/9/2025, 1:41:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That man’s name is Manjack

2/9/2025, 1:32:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah it’s the only weekend they don’t have to worry about the NFL so gotta go all out

2/9/2025, 1:31:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a damn good punt given the circumstances

2/9/2025, 1:28:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ethan "Acorn Speed" Lavery (@ethanlavery.bsky.social) reposted

Easy one

Db had that read the whole way
2/9/2025, 1:17:58 AM | 193 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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Steve Belichick looks absolutely nothing like you’d expect Bill Belichik’s son to look like lmao

2/9/2025, 12:20:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Playing Red Dead 2 as it was meant to be experienced (a bow hunting simulator)

1/9/2025, 11:07:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

The rare joke fodder that is funnier in and of itself than any of the jokes about it. Just pondering it

1/9/2025, 7:49:17 PM | 242 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Cooper (@paulmmcooper.com) reposted

Some of the most remarkable lost artefacts from the ancient world were the titanic wrecks of the Nemi ships, built for a Roman emperor. In their first-century heyday they held gardens, palaces and baths in a floating wonderland. But barely a decade after their recovery, they were lost forever.

Onlookers queue up to view the excavations of Caligula's ancient Roman vessels, known as the Nemi ships 1932.
1/9/2025, 2:59:03 PM | 650 222 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)

Oh god it’s kansas week I hate them so much

1/9/2025, 3:09:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao do I look like a man who went to office hours

1/9/2025, 3:12:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent

his offensive line could have at least pretended to get in the way of the rush, to be fair

1/9/2025, 3:12:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this game is everything you want out of college football

1/9/2025, 3:11:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t believe he made it

1/9/2025, 3:06:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

Miami playing for a very long FG attempt with a kicker who went 4/11 last year baby I’m on the ceiling

1/9/2025, 3:04:43 AM | 327 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent

So mad, whatever I’m leaving it

1/9/2025, 3:05:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Went in rooting for Miami but now I’m gonna be so bad if they pull this off

1/9/2025, 3:05:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill "Bell Beefer" Stinkwater (@klausbromi.bsky.social) reposted

Run three draws after that int to settle for a FG and this is what you deserve! I don't make the rules!

1/9/2025, 2:54:05 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent

stop posting, moron

1/9/2025, 2:52:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent

hell yeah man

1/9/2025, 2:40:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@dsurach.bsky.social) reposted

OH NO DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA

1/9/2025, 2:28:12 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm at least 80% sure he's fine but I'm not totally closed off to the theory that they don't want to give people the opportunity for public celebrations on a holiday weekend

1/9/2025, 2:14:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finnish citizenship

1/9/2025, 2:08:39 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The U can't be back as long as the Canes play at Hard Rock but Miami might be back

1/9/2025, 1:45:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) reposted

Ridiculous

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1/9/2025, 1:10:36 AM | 962 191 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like that

1/9/2025, 1:10:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent

WHAT

1/9/2025, 1:08:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OH MY GOD WHAT

1/9/2025, 1:08:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miami’s student section is legitimately embarrassing

1/9/2025, 1:08:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan (@jacketdan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

But who are your witnesses? @darthbluesky.bsky.social? @edsbs.bsky.social? It’s not what you know. It’s what you can prove.

31/8/2025, 8:58:05 PM | 52 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)

Kyron Jones is so bad lol

31/8/2025, 7:35:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that's as good of an August win in the Premier League as you can get

31/8/2025, 5:27:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SZOBO!!!!!

31/8/2025, 5:11:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still don’t understand what they were trying to do with this

31/8/2025, 3:43:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

Sober wife makes another appearance.

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31/8/2025, 2:52:38 AM | 352 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Incredible level of starting something you have zero intention of finishing

31/8/2025, 2:15:52 AM | 1022 233 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social)

Letting the North Dakota school I’m not even a sort of fan of losing a football game affect my mood, we are so back

31/8/2025, 2:34:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nooooooooooooooo he had it

31/8/2025, 2:30:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ugh UND fully panicked down the stretch, pain

31/8/2025, 2:30:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddammit

31/8/2025, 2:23:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tommy Tomlinson (@tommytomlinson.bsky.social) reposted

“The receiver caught the ball, crossed the goal line, but then handed the ball to the referee, clearly losing possession”

31/8/2025, 2:17:22 AM | 188 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent

^me watching the Mavericks in 2008 playoffs

31/8/2025, 2:17:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Avery Johnson might just kinda suck huh

31/8/2025, 2:16:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good lord LSU

31/8/2025, 2:16:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NORTH DAKOTA

31/8/2025, 2:07:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hyperlexic (@hyperlexic.bsky.social) reposted

They’re doing all this to prevent people from MEMORIALIZING A MASS SHOOTING

30/8/2025, 11:53:19 PM | 6145 2035 | View on Bluesky | view

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Folks you might wanna find ESPN+

31/8/2025, 2:01:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take the series tomorrow boys, and let’s get it rolling

31/8/2025, 1:51:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#HEYHEYHEYHEY

31/8/2025, 1:51:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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North Dakota (not even that one!) 👀👀👀

31/8/2025, 1:51:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alex Gordon Game 1 2015 World Series vibes

31/8/2025, 1:43:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah, that's West Texas

31/8/2025, 1:37:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bobby Witt, man

31/8/2025, 1:35:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Holly Anderson 🍇 (@hollyanderson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

In a historic first, Cajuns struggle with Rice

31/8/2025, 12:56:34 AM | 579 96 | View on Bluesky | view

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Missouri State going to USC as their first venture into FBS football is going as well as you might expect

31/8/2025, 1:27:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill DiFilippo (@billdifilippo.bsky.social) reposted

brian kelly halftime speech

31/8/2025, 1:23:56 AM | 139 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard Martin (@rnm1996.bsky.social) reposted

Paging @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

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31/8/2025, 1:23:27 AM | 318 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

It’s so funny that Clemson has to get on a bus to run down the hill

30/8/2025, 11:46:39 PM | 361 29 | View on Bluesky | view

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legendary

30/8/2025, 11:19:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

30/8/2025, 11:18:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 11:12:06 PM | 1390 258 | View on Bluesky | view

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if Kirby and Beau aren't watching Castellanos today and salivating...

30/8/2025, 11:09:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LITERALLY THE ONE TIME HE SHOULDN'T HAVE RAN HE PULLS IT DOWN I LOVE THIS GUY

30/8/2025, 11:05:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ty Simpson and throwing the ball into the ground when he could easily run forward for a five yard gain, name a more iconic duo

30/8/2025, 11:00:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beau Pribula, SEC Champion QB. Book it.

30/8/2025, 10:59:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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college football is full of funny results so I don't say this lightly but this might be one of the funniest results of... at least the 21st century? Just factoring in how bad FSU was in 24, the playoff controversy in 23, Bama flailing post-Saban. This is the good shit.

30/8/2025, 10:58:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NOLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

30/8/2025, 10:53:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

College football coaches on fourth down have gone beyond Analytics. They have entered Madden Gamer Who Thinks Third-Down Stop Was Not Canon mode

30/8/2025, 10:46:31 PM | 578 62 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that so much

30/8/2025, 10:45:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HELL YEAH NOLES

30/8/2025, 10:45:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bama might win this by two scores

30/8/2025, 10:37:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THERE WAS NOBODY CLOSE

30/8/2025, 10:22:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HE HAD THE FIRST IF HE RAN IT

30/8/2025, 10:22:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God I missed Group Watching Football on the Internet

30/8/2025, 10:21:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still not sure Simpson has any chance to do it but FSU is gonna do all they can it looks like

30/8/2025, 10:19:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You were saying

30/8/2025, 10:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OH NOles

30/8/2025, 10:18:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bama needs to get a bad kicker if they want to be Bama again, that’s the secret sauce

30/8/2025, 10:04:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach (@zwal93.bsky.social) reply parent

And the sidekick

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30/8/2025, 10:00:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will do

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30/8/2025, 9:58:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(don't let the fact that the title game was played on January 11th ruin this joke please)

30/8/2025, 9:53:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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30/8/2025, 9:52:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are talkin bout the Noles

30/8/2025, 9:48:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dudes rock

30/8/2025, 9:31:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Luckily for Alabama I can’t think of anyone named DeBoer who’s coaching career went down in flames this year so they’re probably fine

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