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Inigo Montoya

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created November 8, 2024

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They do. Just usually not to the benefit of the public

4/9/2025, 3:28:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I actually probably need to go back to that before I start doing Turkish Get Ups again

4/9/2025, 3:27:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do it with a foam yoga block on top of your fist until you can get up and lay back down without dropping it

4/9/2025, 3:26:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They wouldn't be futurists if they cared about actual people

3/9/2025, 4:05:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PLEASE

3/9/2025, 1:17:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Inigo Montoya (@3carryonitems.bsky.social)

They look like marks or everything is an "I'm pussy ?" situation to them

2/9/2025, 11:19:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shirley Chisholm (@anickel4thought.bsky.social) reposted

They are trying to get Black Women to stop buying hair care products (unless the company is black owned) for one month, starting September 1st. Spread the word 🙂‍↔️🫡

11/8/2025, 7:44:05 PM | 30 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need to send him to Charles Xavier's School for Privileged Students so he can learn to properly control his abilities

2/9/2025, 9:43:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, they should at least be creative about it and pick different players for some variety

2/9/2025, 4:58:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, it would. Dak finds way to lose games. Hurts usually finds ways to win them.

2/9/2025, 4:56:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could've been said plenty of times with Dak. But Dak loses playoff games instead of winning them

2/9/2025, 3:43:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Except he wins

2/9/2025, 3:24:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can see the similarities. I don't like it in either case, especially given the players they have all the grace in the world for

2/9/2025, 3:23:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NFL analysts love disrespecting Jalen Hurts smh

2/9/2025, 3:19:31 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I drank green tea, ate dark chocolate covered espresso beans, and then drank creatine mixed with the super greens powder. Now I wanna go lift the whole fucking gym... but I'm at work

2/9/2025, 3:18:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This list isn't close to long enough, either. Way too many people in power are bigoted, fascist pieces of shit

2/9/2025, 1:37:01 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I how yall stopped eating Blue Bell after the first recall a decade ago

2/9/2025, 12:11:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crystal Fincher (@finchfrii.bsky.social) reposted

This story just got even worse: Firefighters question leaders’ role in Washington immigration raid Wildfire veterans believe top officials on the fire sent their crews into an ambush

1/9/2025, 6:54:19 PM | 285 163 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shani 🫧 (@blerdmommy.bsky.social) reposted

Bitcoin

1/9/2025, 5:50:22 PM | 91 28 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is like the prequel to a Black Mirror episode

1/9/2025, 7:06:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just saw a white man in a Black Panther Party tank top. Idk how i feel about that

1/9/2025, 7:05:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Busta Rhymes ass chain and pendant, but they would be real

1/9/2025, 12:35:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 9:41:05 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm gonna regret how I fell asleep on this couch smh

31/8/2025, 3:25:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boy Kavalier broke that little redhead girl

31/8/2025, 1:51:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kellye Burke (@kellyetx.bsky.social) reposted

In summary, the average child sexual predator’s profile is: married, male, white, heterosexual, religious, surrounded by friends and family, and a parent.

30/8/2025, 4:18:24 PM | 781 370 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gracie's Corner got my daughter in the cobra clutch

30/8/2025, 2:24:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"speak friend and enter" face ass mountain

30/8/2025, 1:40:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bitch! That's your job!

30/8/2025, 1:19:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan (@nerditry.bsky.social) reposted

29/8/2025, 11:31:45 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm too old for that. School uniforms were for private schools only back then

29/8/2025, 9:44:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's almost impossible to watch TV or be on the internet and not hear something from MJ lol

29/8/2025, 3:03:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My niece lol

29/8/2025, 2:29:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Before the internet was really a thing

29/8/2025, 2:28:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody has been famous af since they were 7 years old and just kept getting more and more famous and popular for 3 or 4 decades straight

29/8/2025, 2:21:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grown men paying out and getting carted out of the venue on stretchers bc Michael stepped on stage. A regular occurrence.

29/8/2025, 2:19:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I won't say it's impossible, but I can't imagine anyone ever being that popular again.

29/8/2025, 2:16:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NOBODY in modern history is more famous than Michael Jackson

29/8/2025, 2:15:38 PM | 44 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Inigo Montoya (@3carryonitems.bsky.social)

First rapper I heard rap about eating pussy was Jay-Z on Volume 3. Everyone else was acting like pussy was the grossest thing ever, while also wanting to fuck all the pussies they could find

29/8/2025, 12:08:31 PM | 19 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GeneHouse Inc. (@genehouse.co) reposted

🗣️🗣️🗣️ THE DICTIONARY IS HERE!! The digital version of “Things We Say” is now live!! The goal is to give Black people more tools to communicate in health spaces and advocate for ourselves. Visit dictionary.genehouse.co 💚💙 Sign-up at genehouse.co for the family health history app updates!

28/8/2025, 10:57:34 PM | 83 78 | View on Bluesky | view

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Michael Jackson BAD Tour

28/8/2025, 9:34:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm glad they're making that stand/statement. I'm too pessimistic to think it's going to result in anything positive. I fully expect them to shut the cdc down or just let it languish in a severely understaffed state

28/8/2025, 9:23:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Faust, MD (@jeremyfaust.bsky.social) reposted

Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.

28/8/2025, 6:49:54 PM | 33565 7854 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Public Citizen (@publiccitizen.bsky.social) reposted

Starbucks CEO pay: $96 MILLION Starbucks worker pay: $15,000 Coca-Cola CEO pay: $28 MILLION Coca-Cola worker pay: $14,000 CEOs used to make like 20x the average worker. In 2024, the average CEO earned 632x more. The system is rigged.

28/8/2025, 7:32:08 PM | 12222 4103 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Inigo Montoya (@3carryonitems.bsky.social)

Hating on an author bc their historical fiction takes place in the parts of history you know about is a weird ass premise for writing an article. But of course a white woman wrote an article to criticize an Asian writer for just that reason

28/8/2025, 7:30:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Throw in arm reach, it's a quick shuffle

28/8/2025, 6:03:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6 ft is one long ass step/hop, if you want it to be

28/8/2025, 6:02:00 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dork is a funny ass word

28/8/2025, 1:40:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or a dork

28/8/2025, 1:40:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's not disrespect nerds. That nigga is a dweeb

28/8/2025, 1:39:54 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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"ban journalists because they have no journalistic integrity" sounds extremely reasonable to me

28/8/2025, 10:29:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, it's not

28/8/2025, 10:27:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you're willing to replace the entire bottle, you can buy them here allbottlesusa.com/collections/...

28/8/2025, 9:07:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is insane

27/8/2025, 10:39:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And make it illegal for anyone to require you provide your SSN for anything that's not directly and exclusively related to your status as a citizen of the country

27/8/2025, 4:09:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we survive this, it *should* be a given that SSN's are no longer valid. Everyone should have a TIN and a completely new AND separate SSN. Keep SSNs out of all financial transactions

27/8/2025, 4:08:48 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It reminds me of Feel by Kendrick The feelin' of an apocalypse happenin' But nothin' is awkward, the feelin' won't prosper The feelin' is toxic

27/8/2025, 4:04:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's wild to live through this . A lot of my life hasn't changed, but that makes it even weirder. Some of the things that have changed previously felt like things I was supposed to take for granted. Others, I know it's gonna change soon bc I can see the foundations and structural beams cracking

27/8/2025, 3:48:56 PM | 4 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big government getting bigger

27/8/2025, 3:46:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idk how anyone falls asleep in jeans unless they're absolutely exhausted. I don't even like sleeping in pajama pants lol

27/8/2025, 3:44:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone I work with wears those surveillance specs, and I was just talking to them about this. There's no way they're not recording everything. They're just not saving it in a place the wearer can access. Same for phones. Any uncloseable lens is always recording. All mics are always recording.

27/8/2025, 3:43:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It sounds like torture

27/8/2025, 1:02:45 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time I figure out some new shit in Excel I feel like I just gained another work infinity stone.

27/8/2025, 1:02:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We really let TI get away with saying people call him "candle guy", and I think we all need to do better as accountability partners

27/8/2025, 11:53:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm back in a phase of not liking jeans, either

27/8/2025, 11:14:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My daughter accidentally poked me in the eye and I'm pretty sure I'm half blind now

27/8/2025, 12:03:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a great book

26/8/2025, 8:33:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes definitely

26/8/2025, 6:24:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good for them

26/8/2025, 5:26:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Felony*

26/8/2025, 4:57:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feeling assault for spit is stupid when we have videos of people being dragged out of cars and thrown the pavement for existing

26/8/2025, 4:57:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Union Market is not gonna last like this. It's quiet af at lunchtime

26/8/2025, 4:55:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Alien franchise has been around almost half a century. Why are scientists so fucking smart and stupid at the same time?

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26/8/2025, 3:51:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Example: What Kendrick did to Drake was brutal. What Drake is doing with these lawsuits is nasty work.

26/8/2025, 3:25:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It def called me one and it's correct

26/8/2025, 3:24:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I use brutal, too, but not as a synonym for nasty work lol

26/8/2025, 3:24:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴠᴇ ™️ (@killlthehype.blacksky.app) reposted

White people saying “brutal” = Black people saying “nasty work”

26/8/2025, 3:20:19 PM | 56 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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He def could've responded, but I don't think he was actually looking for drama like that with that verse. And I don't think KRIT was necessarily looking for drama from Kendrick with Mount Olympus. He was venting on everyone. And I wish he was more relevant than most rappers from that era, honestly

26/8/2025, 3:23:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I listened again and really I heard swagger jacking the south and having other nigga's name on your chain. But that's so general it applies to way more than just Kendrick, so it still sounds too general to warrant a response to me.

26/8/2025, 3:21:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂 if her mom didn't tell her not to, I'm pretty sure that would be her natural instinct

26/8/2025, 3:18:14 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GeneHouse Inc. (@genehouse.co) reposted

🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hey everyone!! Our digital household clinical dictionary will be releasing on Wednesday at dictionary.genehouse.co and we are excited!! We are also working on a print version and we hope that with community support we will be able to get that out sooner than later. Pls watch and share!

26/8/2025, 12:04:56 AM | 39 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture orynthia blue. (@javeauriel.bsky.social) reposted

Good morning yall! I posted my video about the dictionary on my TikTok (@javeauriel and @genehouseco). If yall can go over there and repost it (and ask questions if you like), I would REALLY appreciate it!! www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6bDoobA/

26/8/2025, 12:48:19 PM | 2 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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My lady doesn't like when I tell her daughter to run people over on the pitch. But they don't call it when she gets tripped or pushed, so why not?

26/8/2025, 12:49:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sports analogy: when they play dirty and the refs don't can fouls, you play dirty back. Preferably dirtier.

26/8/2025, 12:48:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zerosuitbae.bsky.social (@zerosuitbae.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t understand playing by the rules when you know the other side is cheating.

25/8/2025, 1:41:33 PM | 250 88 | View on Bluesky | view

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If that's the case, maybe that's why he didn't get a response. But I took it as a general diss to everybody hating on him and other southern rappers (which Kendrick didn't do).

26/8/2025, 12:47:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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KRIT didn't say anything disrespectful to or about him

26/8/2025, 12:36:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We really think Kendrick is scared of smoke with anyone? After last year?

26/8/2025, 12:35:46 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't even like the official version of Mount Olympus bc I heard the OG and it's FAR superior

26/8/2025, 12:32:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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KRIT is the only rapper with a good response, but the Control verse wasn't meant to cause back and forth tracks and neither was Mount Olympus

26/8/2025, 12:32:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're God's Chosen the way these conservatives are Christians

26/8/2025, 12:02:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a freight company logo, so I guys that's an appropriate commercial

25/8/2025, 11:33:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A decade ago, you couldn't tell me shit with this salary

25/8/2025, 11:23:36 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It doesn't blur any lines. These people are human trafficking, pedophiles (among many other demonic characteristics). They don't give the slightest hint of a fuck about the wellbeing of anyone but themselves

25/8/2025, 7:21:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Male Can't Figure Out Why Hating Women Leaves My Dick Dry epidemic

25/8/2025, 5:19:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arepa Auntie (@breadbae.blacksky.app) reposted

Homosexuality has always existed across civilizations. The existence of trans people has always existed across societies. It’s all pretty fucking normal.

25/8/2025, 3:22:57 PM | 16 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Debra Shushan (@drshushan.bsky.social) reposted

Mariam Dagga, an AP freelancer and mother, was among the journalists killed in Israel's "double-tap" strikes on the Nasser Medical Complex in southern Gaza. In a "double-tap" strike, Israel bombs a facility once and then strikes again... after rescuers and journalists have raced in.

25/8/2025, 2:47:23 PM | 378 246 | View on Bluesky | view

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No idea what Culvers is, but that burger sounds delicious!

25/8/2025, 4:56:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DC is gonna look VERY different in a few years smh

25/8/2025, 1:24:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I go here for lunch almost every workday. It's NEVER this empty smh

25/8/2025, 12:46:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view